Chapter 298: Little Bastard, Where Are You Inserting!
While Sigma was busy with the Academy, Claire's house was brightly lit, Gilly and her mother were sitting in the dining room, waiting for Sigma to come back for dinner, the wife was flipping through some family affairs reports, and the Yellow Paladin was looking at her nails boredly, occasionally glancing out and sighing softly in an uncertain manner.
ββ¦β¦ You know, Lilianu, you look like a who fell in love right now, is that kid really that good other than that he seems to be super suitable for women's clothing? Mrs. Claire took the golden pen and read the report as she rolled her eyelids and squinted at her eldest daughter, "and...... How could I give birth to a shy and introverted daughter like you? I've been walking all the way for so long, and I haven't attacked him yet? β
"Don't call me by my nickname!" Gilly protested loudly, "And don't get me wrong! We're not that kind of relationship at all! β
Mrs. Claire whistled, "This tsundere, I'll give you a six." β
Gilly twisted her head to the side vigorously, not trying to argue with her mother about anything, especially emotional topicsβa valuable lesson she had gained from numerous setbacks and loss of discipline since she was a child.
It's a pity that the wife doesn't want to let her go like this, Mrs. Claire put aside what she was doing, leaned over, and supported her chin with her hand, revealing a natural demeanor, which is the aura of a married woman like Jilie, an innocent little girl who can never imitate.
She asked with a smirk, "Then mom asked you a word...... Do you like him or not? β
Jili blushed and wanted to shout something, but she was deflated by her mother's gaze that seemed to be able to see through it, and she muttered in a low voice, "What if you like it." What if you don't like it......"
The wife slapped the table, and the pretty face that looked like Ji Li but was more mature than the former showed a decisive aura. This is the momentum of the person in charge of the family: "Like? If you like it, you can face him head-on! What is a crush for? Do you think it's pure love fiction? So that you have time to taste the sweetness of youth and the beauty of love? Don't think too much about it, he has a marriage contract. If you don't hurry up, one day his fiancΓ©e will come out, and there will be a time for you to cry! Listen to me, do it boldly, pursue it hard, the women of our Claire family are all action-oriented, and when you meet a man you like, you should make a decisive move and snatch him over! Listen to your mother, once you get it. With that kid's temperament, I'll never forget you again for the rest of my life! β
β¦β¦ I've been feeling like crying all the way through! Wherever this guy goes, he'll hook up with an inexplicable girl!
Ji Li was about to say something, but was interrupted by her imposing mother, and the wife jumped up from the chair, stretched out her feet and stepped on the chair, pointing at her eldest daughter and saying, "If you like him, rape him!" What's the use of a crush! Drugged! Hypnosis! Binding! Strong push! Night Raid! Drunk and promiscuous! Mandatory women's clothing restraint riding position! Have you read all those yellow books in vain! Why, don't dare? Damn, you don't even dare to rape him, and you dare to say that you love him!? β
Ji Li was shocked for a while: "Mom...... You're self-respecting......"
"Don't feel guilty. It's about a lifetime of happiness, take the initiative and it's better than regretting it in the future! My daughter is extremely talented, and she will not be able to become a female pope in the future. is also a legendary priest, what happened to the eldest lady of the Phoenix Chamber of Commerce? The women of my Claire family are not weaker than her in the slightest, and in the past, there were Northern Sword Gods who opened up the path of fighting spirit. This generation has also produced girls with unlimited prospects such as you and the daughter of the Earth Spirit of the Eastern Family, and the slightly inferior family elites are also emerging in an endless stream. Is it comparable to a nouveau riche female tyrant? Lady Claire said proudly, "You are the best in the world in terms of Holy Light. With the world's best talent in necromancy, the combination of two by two ensures the progress of mankind from the genetic aspect, and maybe he can also give birth to a child of destiny with both light and dark talents, and push the giant wheel of the world to roll forward! β
Ji Li complained, "Mom, what strange fantasy novels have you been reading lately......"
"Don't change the subject!" Mrs. Claire hated iron and pointed at her daughter's forehead, "Are you my daughter or not, how can the Claire family have a shy and arrogant woman like you, you have a bit too much discipline!" Even Sierra is much more decisive than you! If you don't find out the feelings hidden in your heart......"
The paladin shook his head lightly and smiled: "That's not bad, what will happen to him if I confess to him?" He must have been surprised at first, then shocked, and then very shy, and in order to hide his shyness, he began to look up to the sky and laugh wildly, laughing and saying, 'Sure enough, I can't resist Uncle Ben's charm and finally falls, you cunning yellow paladin', and then he will start to be distressed, not knowing how to get along with me, maybe he will eventually accept this feeling, care more about me, and treat me like a lover...... However, I always feel weird, no matter who first expresses the feelings in his heart, once the relationship develops to a more intimate level, we will change for each other, I will try to make myself a well-behaved and loyal girl, he will make himself a gentle and considerate man, even if he occasionally says heavy yellow jokes like before, complaining and ridiculing each other, it will not be as unscrupulous as before......"
With a smile on her face and a rare gentle expression, Ji Li said softly, "So, that's it...... What he needs most is not a lover, but a best friend, and there is no need for any marriage and love, and my feelings with him will exceed this form...... One day in the future, we are destined to stand at the top of the power and power of the whole Nolen, and even then, at this time, the feelings in our hearts will not have the slightest chance to change, we will stare at each other, support each other, implement the common ideals together, protect the cherished things together, we are the closest partners, best friends, lovers in the world......"
"Won't spoil him as recklessly as his fiancΓ©e, won't let him go like Athena, remind him when he makes a mistake, wake him up when he insists on going his own way, pull him back when he goes astray, and usually, like a pair of bad friends, make low-level heavy jokes on each other, compare middle fingers, and shake the discipline together......" Gilly looked up, looked at her mother, and said softly, "Mom." I want to be the Pope, the Purveyor of the Divine Radiance. How can you marry the Necromantic King. The future Empress of the Empire will not, and neither will the future Commander of Heaven...... Compared to superficial weddings and ridiculous vows. We value something more substantial, that is, in the long time and the uncertain future, no matter what happens, we will face the ...... with him"
Mrs. Claire was stunned for a moment, then suddenly wiped her tears with her hands, and pretended to cry: "Ouch, that's a good point, I'm moved...... I can't imagine that my daughter is such a virtuous, loyal, gentle, lovely, and understanding girl......"
Before Gilly could smile shyly, her mother put her hand down. With a blank face, he asked, "But before I do that, I want to ask one thing...... It seems that just now, Mom, I only mentioned that you should push Sigma, but not anything like getting married--but why did you keep getting married in the second half of the sentence? Could it be that he talks beautifully, but he still cares about it in his heart? Can't put on a beautiful wedding dress, can't accept the blessings of the world with him, can't let the world know that this man is contracted by me? And the worst part...... You can't accept this kind of treatment, and some little slut will reasonably and legitimately occupy this qiΔ...... My daughter is really open-minded and broad-minded......"
"Mother!" Gilly's face grew redder. "It's because your mouth is so bad, so you didn't even grow your breasts when you gave birth to us and entered the lactation period!" β
Hit the bull's-eye.
Mrs. Claire clutched her chest and pointed at Kelly, "You ...... You unfilial daughter! You're not like me! The size of the bra has not changed since the age of seventeen! What's wrong with my small breasts? But I gave birth to Serra! Even with small breasts, I still gave birth to a daughter with big breasts. My dream came true in Serra! But you! Poor Lilianu, your life repeats the same tragedy as mine, and you will continue this tragic fate to the next generation! β
"It sounds so good. But I still feel that my second daughter is very in the way! I never want to go shopping with her! When we take a bath together, we will bite the bath towel and stare at Serra's breasts fiercely! β
Today, the women of the Claire family. They are still persevering in hurting each other.
The stupid battle continued until Sigmar returned.
The maids served dinner, and Sigma glanced at Mrs. Claire. Glancing at Ji Li again, the atmosphere between the two was very strange, and the well-informed Sigma immediately judged one thing: there had just been a tearing war.
As a bear child, he likes to profit from this kind of mutual hurt drama, so Sigma laughed and said, "Did something very interesting happen to you just now?" Don't you talk about it? β
The wife rolled her eyes, pointed at Ji Li and said loudly: "I'll tell you, Ji Li just said that she wants to ......"
Not to be outdone, the yellow duan paladin also shouted: "Actually, mom her ......"
The two looked at each other, stopped their mouths almost at the same time, and swallowed the black history that came to their mouths.
Sigma screamed in his heart that he was very innocent, and said very innocently, "You two ...... Say them one by one? β
As a result, it was exchanged for a stormy coquettishness: "Dream on!" β
Sigma shrugged her shoulders, this mother and daughter are really not easy to fool, and they actually understand the truth of the snipe and the clam competing for the benefit of the fisherman.
So the three of them began to eat, and the topic gradually became normal, and Jiri had been helping Sigma investigate some things for the past two days, and she didn't have time to come to someone's moral classroom to listen to it, so she naturally asked about teaching.
"Teach what?" Sigma ate the caviar and smiled proudly, "Of course I taught them how to skip school!" β
Ji Li was shocked: "...... Do you want to train your successor? β
Sigma said something that would definitely make the students angry: "Those crooked melons and cracked dates, how can they pass on my mantle!" β
Mrs. Claire added fuel and vinegar to the side for fear that the world would not be chaotic: "How to teach? Is there a penalty? Should a child who fails to skip school be forced to reach under the teacher's lace skirt and stroke his giant spear? β
The necromancer and paladin said in unison, "You have small breasts, don't speak!" β
"It's too much!" The wife who began to pretend to be tender began to protest loudly.
The two ignored her and continued to exchange the latest information and matters, Mrs. Claire was bored, and after eating her dinner, she looked at the clock, and then at the several windows that had all closed the curtains, and suddenly showed a strange smile and stood up: "Mom, I'll deal with the rest of the reports first, go to bed on time after eating, don't do strange things!" β
After saying that, the wife left.
Ji Li remembered what she had just said, and looked at Sigma who was close at hand, for some reason her heart was beating a little fast, and in order to hide her gaffe, she couldn't help complaining: "Your actions in the past two days were too big, almost making Nelson upside down, and offending everyone who shouldn't have offended has been offended all over again, and if this continues, fools will guess your identity." β
Sigma's heart is very wide: "Ask the Claire family to help cover up, just cover up." β
"Even if it's the Claire family, it can't be hidden!" Gilly complained, "And it's so offended." β
The necromancer shook his finger: "The account can't be calculated like this, they are not stupid, they must know that even the son-in-law of the Claire family will not have such great energy - so please ask the Claire family to pretend to be cover-up." β
Ji Li squinted and said, "What are you planning?" β
Sigma laughed, "It's just some fun stuff." β
Huang Duanzi Paladin snorted: "So the main target this time - Tesla's daughter has you seen it?" β
At the mention of this name, the necromancer was silent for a moment, his eyes were a little gloomy, he nodded, and said softly, "See...... I wanted to tell her something, but I gave up, and now it's not appropriate......"
Jili looked at him deeply: "You are going to ...... all of Tesla's death"
"Oh, by the way, let me tell you, Nina is mostly a pseudo-iceberg, that is, the kind of autistic nature, using indifference and loneliness as a mask, hehehe, the god of this strategy is going out again, I really want to see what her real character looks like under the mask......"
The paladin looked at Sigma who was talking to herself, and frowned: "I think it's better to let her know the truth......"
Sigma laughed twice, "I sue you, my students are actually miserable, especially ......"
Ji Li was interrupted several times, looking at someone who changed the topic, an evil fire suddenly surged in her heart, probably because of jealousy, every time this bastard sprinkled his gentleness and kindness to other girls like money, she felt a little aggrieved, so the yellow duan paladin said angrily: "You can't can't stop interjecting!" β
Before Sigma could reply, he heard a roar full of infinite anger from outside the window: "Little bastard, where are you inserted!" β
The two of them were startled, and turned their heads at the same time, and Sigma reached out to grab it, and the wind listened to his command, whistling and rolling the curtain aside.
So the two of them saw that at some point, outside the window, in the darkness, a tall figure appeared, the man pressed his hands against the window frame, pressed against the glass, his eyes widened, and his eyes were half angry, half excited.
The face that was not angry and arrogant was now hung with all kinds of leaves, cobwebs, and ...... Expression. (To be continued......)