Chapter 33: The God of Cooking
"This is removed, this is this, and this, these are taken away."
"We want to make vegetables, not alchemy, and throw away that high-pressure alchemy cauldron"
"Put this first, then that, then this, this, and this, pay attention to the order, the most important thing for a delicious dish is the perfect combination of seasonings and ingredients, the order of putting it into the pot is very important, well, why doesn't anyone listen to me."
"If no one listens, no one listens, so who, Avanti or Avatar, pay attention to the heat, the heat! We're stewing, not burning, don't make the fire so big, your heat is enough to stir-fry pro, simmer, simmer! ”
"You don't know what a simmer is, oh, wait, you start with the smallest flame spell, it's smaller, it's too small, it's a little bigger, it's bigger, it's done, that's the best, it's a simmer."
Although he agreed to the request of a certain crossing grand druid to remake the dish, it is a pity that Wang Rui, who is still disabled, will not be able to take charge of it in a short time.
And the great storm druidice Casada didn't have time to wait for Wang Rui to recover, so he simply asked Wang Rui to command those Tadalim druids to make that "miracle smell" that could replace the soul incense
Wang Rui, who felt that he would not lose anything, only to find out that things were not so simple after he started work, in view of the setting that the higher the level of alchemy, the worse the cooking skills, Wang Rui had to teach these druids how to cook from the most basic place, instead of making cooking into medicine or poison.
As a standard template, the druids of Tadalim have almost all of them taking alchemy as a compulsory professional skill, with the exception of Chloe, who have no talent at all in all skills except botanical modification, and at most the difference in alchemy skill proficiency.
This proficiency also makes the difference in the cooking skills of these druids, but whatever the difference, all the results of their cooking are not very edible.
An ordinary Tadalim druid alchemist may only make a pot of vegetable soup into bean juice, but if you let those druids whose alchemy is close to the grandmaster's level do it, drinking that bean juice may also be accompanied by special effects such as paralysis, coma, confusion, sleep, and disability.
What's more, there may be a will testimony, which can stop the action and meet a few times, but that is the rhythm of the resurrection coin.
If, as was the case not so long ago, the Legendary Storm Grand Druid Cásada's kitchen would have collapsed into ruins.
Not wanting to turn a good cooking into an explosive test, Tadalim's leader, Che Casada, was rejected by Wang Rui from the cooking team.
In order to ensure that these druids, who are more or less alchemists, will not make any oolongs, Wang Rui had to use Chloe as his deputy, although he has no talent in alchemy, but in line with the inherent setting that the better the alchemy, the worse the cooking skills, the Chloe cooking skills with zero alchemy points are still a little good.
Of course, this point is also relative, until now, even if Wang Rui has tried his best to teach, even when he almost jumped up from a wheelchair and hugged Chloe to demonstrate the movements in person, the results of Chloe are still oscillating between "can eat" and "can eat".
Although it is much better than those druids who make "things that are not edible at all", it is still more than a star and a half away from "delicious", which is only the entry condition for chefs in the eyes of Wang Rui, who is already a chef god.
In short, with the acquiescence of Che Casada, in addition to engaging in some terrorist activities and sabotage incidents to show his sense of self-esteem, the Tadalim druids finally have some work that is not so authentic compared to their identity as terrorists, but at least it will not hurt the flowers and plants.
The only thing that is dissatisfied is that these druids look diligent, so that Wang Rui does not have the pleasure of being an exploiter at all, which has to be said to be a regrettable story.
"Are you sure this will make the dish you made that day?"
Because of his criminal record, the Great Druidice Casada, who was forbidden to enter the kitchen within a radius of fifty meters, quietly asked Wang Rui, who was sitting in a wheelchair with a voice transmission, and almost took a whip to educate these druids.
"Of course not sure." As soon as Wang Rui spoke, he found that the person who spoke seemed to be the most authoritative person in this camp and even in the surrounding hundreds of miles of forests, remembering the man-made desert that he had peeked at, Wang Rui added in a cold sweat:
"But what else can I do, I can't cook by myself now, so I can only teach them from the basics."
felt that such an explanation seemed to be unable to prove anything, so Wang Rui had to rack his brains to add it.
"After all, cooking is not the art of cooking, I divide each of my actions into the simplest things, and then teach them to do it according to reasonable steps and rhythms, even people who have never cooked at all will not do too much."
After talking for a long time about the reasons that he didn't even believe himself, it seemed to make the storm druid think too much, and Che Casada finally didn't say anything more.
patted his chest and felt that Wang Rui, who had escaped, completely ignored the culinary skills, and there was another thing called kitchen dao.
It's a pity that although he is a Zen master-level kitchen god, Wang Rui, who does not have the spirit of a chef in the real sense, does not understand the difference between "Tao" and "skill".
Wang Rui, who didn't think too much, continued to direct the busy figures of these terrorist druids, and finally got the Nth matching possibility in his plan before the sun set.
Although as a god of cooking, he has the ability to never forget jì as long as he does it once, but when Wang Rui promised the storm druid to copy the dish that would make it easier for the druid to enter the Emerald Dream Realm, he found that things were not so simple.
Especially the sweat potion, oh no, a very important ingredient in the hypnotic drug, had been wiped out in Che Casada's repeated explosive attempts.
Not only did he not have the most basic botanical knowledge in the world, but Wang Rui, who couldn't even distinguish the phylum and family species of botany on the earth, couldn't describe what that thing looked like for a long time, so he simply took out the domineering spirit of the kitchen god and decided to make a new one with similar effect.
The consequence of this decision is that the Tadalim druids in this camp have not been in a terrorist attack for nearly a month, and by the way, the food that has gradually improved this month has also given these druids a better vision for the future.
Even if Wang Rui runs away again, he will not return to the painful days when Chloe was the chef before, even if he is a pig, in the case of a real chef who concentrates on ** for a month, even if he can't make Dongpo meat, he can make braised pork.
Smelling the smell coming from the pot, Wang Rui knew that today's dinner was about to be settled, and as for the medicine primer that Che Casada wanted, hehe, it was estimated that it would still be like that.
Wang Rui, who was holding his floating wheelchair and wanted to lean over to taste the first bite, was suddenly pulled by the temporary housekeeper Chloe.
"What's wrong?"
"Don't you think the weather is a little weird??"
"Weather?" Under Chloe's prompting, Wang Rui, who raised his head, found that the sky of the Tadalim Druid camp, which was one of the few pieces in the Black Forest that could directly penetrate the sun, was still relatively clear at noon, and the gloomy dark clouds were pressed very low, as if an astonishing energy would burst out from it in the next moment.
"This is?? Your leaders are testing new spells? However, when Wang Rui looked at Che Casada, who had been watching from the periphery, it could be seen from the fact that the Storm Great Druid also looked up at the sky, and the other party did not understand this reason very well.
"I don't feel the power of the Heart of the Storm, but I have a strange pressure." As Che Casa's apprentice, Chloe is naturally familiar with the power of his mentor, and he is sure of it.
"Pressure? Why can't I feel it? "If it weren't for Chloe's size, Wang Rui might not have felt that there were dark clouds in the sky, at most he would just feel that the weather was a little cooler, for Wang Rui, who had been in the Black Forest for more than a year, gloom was the main color.
The sky is a little brighter than usual, and the sunlight can come in a little more.
However, soon a person explained to Wang Rui why Chloe felt stressed, only to see Che Casada, who had almost turned into a storm, rushed to Wang Rui's side, pinched Wang Rui's shoulders with both hands, and asked in a surprised tone.
"Why is there a damnation??"
"Damnation? What is damnation? Frightened by Che Casa's words, Wang Rui's soup spoon that he was holding fell into the druids' dinner with a "poof".
What is strange is that because of the "poof" sound made by the soup spoon falling into the pot, even if the nerves are as big as Wang Rui, they can feel a strange aura fading rapidly, not only Chloe, but all the Tadalim druids subconsciously showed a relieved expression.
"The stress is gone?"
Chloe asked strangely, but found that his mentor was looking at Wang Rui with surprised eyes, and then at the still hot cauldron, staring back and forth for a long time, until Wang Rui was uncomfortable before saying:
"Skill is the way."
"Kitchen God?!"