Chapter 284: Another Forced Marriage
"I've said it many times, Princess Kaguya. I'm already a man with a wife. In addition to his wife, there are a lot of juniors, fours, fives, sixths, sevenths, and so on. If you want to be an eighty or ninety JQ, I'm welcome. But if you want to become a regular, you don't need to talk about it. I'm not a casual manβ"
"-- No listening, no listening, no listening -- Sexual intercourse with a girl under the age of fourteen, whether consensual or not, is a strong 'beep' act! It does not constitute an act of marriage at all. Who do you think you are?! TG officer?! Penglai Shan Huiye, who was long and straight in black, covered his ears and said to Wright.
ββ¦β¦ That, though, looks almost fourteen years old. But Remy's real age is indeed over five hundred years old. I pleaded.
"Wait to tell the judge about that! I'll send you if you want to go. Kaguya said.
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Think about the whole Gensokyo.,It seems that there is no one else except a certain Lori Yama.γ Think about how much that green hairer doesn't like him...... I shuddered, and then shook my head busily: "No, it's better to be free." β
"That's right, marry the concubine obediently. Then three to seven children were born. At the same time, let's plan a counterattack on the moon! Kaguya looked very excited at this time: "There is a planet waiting for the concubine to conquer!" β
"No, I never said I wanted to marry you......"
The two people who are engaged in such a conversation are Wright, the protagonist of the book. Baldwin, and one of the 10086 teenage girls who claimed to be Wright's fiancΓ©e's wife. At this moment, the Eternal Pavilion has long since lost the atmosphere of the previous haunted house. The big red lantern hangs high. Couples wear traditional black and white wedding dresses (Japanese). The final round of closed-door consultations before the wedding is underway...... But it's clear that the groom-to-be doesn't seem to be very reluctant about the wedding.
How did things come to this?! Although Kaguya has a bad personality and is lazy to eat, he basically belongs to a waste person and a rice worm. But the appearance is not said to be super-first-class, the status is noble, and the great cause of the pavilion family will always be great. It's a trench in every way. If you break your leg, you can eat it for several lifetimes, and drink soy milk and drink a bowl of poured bowls. So, is there anything else this scumbag is not satisfied with?
"Please think about it again, and if you agree, summon someone. The concubine body will wait for Your Highness to change your mind at any time. What Wright didn't expect was that after he said this, Kaguya actually said such a thing, and then reluctantly left.
"What the hell?" I was baffled. Immediately after that, I heard such a conversation coming from outside the house.
A certain craftsman: "Princess, how is it?" β
A certain princess: "Still no." His Royal Highness Wright insisted on refusing to marry me. β
A certain master: "How is this so...... Otherwise, you better leave it to me, princess, and let me use the secret method to make him into a medicine human form. Then the princess can be used. β
A certain princess: "Hmm...... This one...... Let me think again. Maybe His Highness Wright will change his mind after a while. β
A master craftsman: "Okay then, let's wait two more days." If he doesn't say yes in a few days, he will do as I say. β
A certain princess: "Alas...... As a last resort, I had to make this decision. β
A certain Baldwin: "One sings red face and one white face." Do you want to play a double reed for the Sprinkler family?! Make the Sprinkler family into the shape of a medicine man?! Are you scared?! I'm not afraid! β
A few hours ago, I put my arms around Huiyin's waist, and the two sides were warm, and after Princess Kaguya on the other side of the monitor was angry to death, it was a round of hypnotic gas, commonly known as Miao, attacked. After that, Huiyin and I hit the streets. After that, he was dragged to the Red Devil Pavilion. Huiyin was locked up in the same room as Meihong, and I was forced to marry like this. That's what happened before.
"Really...... In this case, let alone make up enough people. Whether you can go back the day after tomorrow is still a matter of two words. If Alice's pigeon had been released, that guy wouldn't have hated me for the rest of his life. And if Alice had known the reason I had released her pigeons, it would be to marry another girl. She said she couldn't come up and fight with me...... That's really ...... Headache a!!!a β
In the empty room, no matter what I thought about it in a black wedding dress, the end result was either the end of the road or the end of the road. HappyEnd can't be played anyway. Not even normalend. The ending of a good ship is as if it were a certainty. Even with all kinds of curious endings, it is not impossible to be chopped into ten or twenty pieces and then taken home by a group of girls, and it is not impossible to make adult meat self-beeping. This made me panic and finally screamed in despair.
"Won't this put too much pressure on His Highness Wright?" After hearing my screams vaguely, Kaguya was absentmindedly playing Kaguya from the love game "First Love Gensokyo" developed when I didn't have amnesia in the other room, and said with a little worry.
If it was in normal times, if you didn't sleep so late and still played the game, you would definitely be nagged to death by Yonglin. It's not uncommon to forcibly unplug the power supply or something. But now Yonglin also knows that Her Royal Highness the princess now has something on her mind. At this time, it's better to let her play more games or something. It's also a diversion therapy.
"The princess is really worried." Hearing Kaguya say this, Yonglin comforted: "It's nothing, even if His Royal Highness Wright is really stupid, the wedding can still be held." β
"I don't want a fool or a doll to be my husband! I want the strongest, most handsome, and greatest man in this plane to be my husband! Kaguya suddenly became very excited. He shouted at Yonglin.
"Good, good...... The best, my princess really deserves the best. Hearing Kaguya shout like this, Yonglin looked at her dotingly, as if she was coaxing an awkward child.
"Uh......h But...... His Royal Highness Wright didn't understand people's feelings at all. Kaguya suddenly became depressed again.
(As soon as you meet, you think someone is here to propose to you.) When they show their skills, you will pounce on them and enter the cave room. This will not have any other result than to be considered a nymphomaniac neurosis--understand your brother-in-law)
Recalling the scene when she met me for the first time, Yonglin not only sighed. At the same time, he also secretly regretted that he did not do a good job in the ideological education of Her Royal Highness the princess. But then again. Who would have thought that after all these years, the princess's heart for me has not changed at all? Although I also knew how lethal a boy like Wright was to a girl, I didn't expect Her Royal Highness the princess to be obsessed with that kid to such an extent......
"If I had known, I should have given up my face at the beginning, and I would have gone to ask for reinforcements to come and kill that kid. It's just that it's a little late to say this now......" Seeing Kaguya's gains and losses, Yonglin secretly blamed himself in his heart......
At this point, I wasn't worrying about whether I should agree to a certain princess's terms, or whether the puppeteer would make two Gundams to destroy himself after releasing Alice's doveβthese were actually just a small part of this incident.
Forced to fake marriage with Alice - looking for sister red - forced to marry by Kaguya. It's actually a whole linkage event. From the perspective of the whole, we will analyze what this thing will turn into. The conclusions reached in the end are very discouraging.
ββ¦β¦ Yes, it turned into a war, right? The kind where the whole of Gensokyo joins in. "Go and talk to yourself like that. After that, he sighed:
"Forget it, as long as you don't die anyway - even if you're really dead. Just let Kaguya pay for the medicine and resurrect it - even if Penglai's medicine is not enough, it doesn't matter. It's a big deal to go to the underworld a few more times in the future. Talk to Komachi and let her turn a blind eye. Then just send the people to the White Jade Tower. No big deal. β
One of the favorite sayings of optimistic people is that there is nothing wrong but death. And for a moment I'm not even afraid of death. That's really, really, there's nothing to be afraid of. Such a person will definitely be happy. You must learn from the protagonist of this book and learn from his optimistic spirit.
That's it.
However, it's my own business to think so. And what the other girls in Gensokyo think is their business again. At this moment, Meihong and Huiyin, who were arrested and confined at this moment, frowned. And the Son of Heaven was in pain and happy. I had a lot of fun with the belly black rabbit paper over there. The sound made made the turkey Shirasawa duo feel very noisy and at the same time, they also blushed slightly.
"It's terrible." Or in order to dispel the effect of the sound coming from the cell next to her, Huiyin opened her mouth and began to chat with Mei Hong: "I'm afraid this time it's not a big deal." In the long run, Gensokyo can't help but be able to afford such a toss from these people. β
"It's just another farce. Even if it gets big in the end, there is the vampire from the Red Devil Pavilion and the shrine maiden from the Hakurei Shrine to clean it up. What can be a big deal. Mei Hong was a little surprised, not knowing what Huiyin meant by saying this.
"It's not that simple." Huiyin sighed, and continued:
"Although Gensokyo looks very calm on the surface. But beneath this calm surface is a turbulent undercurrent. The various forces are hostile to each other. And there are many people who have not surfaced who are secretly planning something. Now the hub of the entire Gensokyo is all on Mr. Wright.
Mr. Wright has lost his strength. But his very existence is a great instability. Most of the strength on the table of Gensokyo today is closely related to him.
His every move was watched by the residents of Gensokyo. Usually nothing is fine. If he has three long and two short. Then I can't say, there will be a big change that will sweep the entire Gensokyo. Even the complete destruction of this place is not impossible. β
Because there is almost no concept of "war" within Gensokyo. So Huiyin subconsciously used the word "mutation" instead when she spoke. Mei Hong thought about it like this:
In the past few years since Wright arrived in Gensokyo, the number of mutations in Gensokyo has indeed been much higher than in the past. And almost all of them are directly related to Wright. Among them, Red Mist and Winter Snow are two times, and they are directly planned by Wright (see Infinite Ambition Gensomura Scroll). From this perspective alone, it's not an exaggeration to say that this guy is a broom star and a troublemaker......