Chapter 50: The so-called trash talk
(Thank you for the various questions raised by the book friends in the last chapter, which has been revised, thank you for your support, and I also hope that the book friends can understand, after all, the New Year, there are too many people at home, and the noise can't calm down and write well, many times when you write one or two hundred words to be interrupted, it is not easy to stick to the code word, thank you, and at the same time give you a New Year's greeting again, I wish you all in the new year in the career like Wang Cannon to drive the plug-in horse galloping!) )
"Hello audience friends, you are now watching the NBA Christmas vs. Lakers home game against the Heat broadcast by Tianchao Sports Channel, and now the game has passed a quarter and a half, and the Lakers are currently leading by 3 points at 31:28, and the ball is the Heat." Yu Jia still said routinely.
"That's right, in this game, the Chinese player Wang Cannon in the Heat is excellent, the half is not over, Wang Cannon has grabbed 9 rebounds, and there are 3 steals and 2 blocks, the table is eye-catching, the only less ideal thing is that so far, Wang Cannon's score is still zero points." Zhang Weiping shook his head and sighed, "Wang Cannon is a player who is very good in defense and rebounding, but his offensive ability is too poor, which is the same as Ben Wallace and Mutombo back then, not only that, Wang Cannon's ability in defense may be better than those two defensive giants, but it is even worse than them in offense, at least Ben Wallace and Mutombo still have a little offensive ability when they are under the basket." ”
"The anchor of my TV station changed this sports guess from the victory or defeat of the two teams and the score to the question of whether Wang Cannon will score and how many points he will score." Yu Jia smiled and blacked Wang Cannon fiercely.
"That's not good!" After all, he is an elderly person, and Zhang Weiping is far less open-minded than Yu Jia in this regard.
is not only the live broadcast commentary that these two people are ridiculing Wang Dacang's score, but even in the game, Wang Dacang's scoring ability has become the best excuse for the opponent to ridicule.
Bydam, who was already red-eyed in the previous episode, wanted to burst the pipe, but he reluctantly found that no matter how he burst the pipe, he couldn't help Wang Cannon, and the power of Wang Cannon 99 was an insurmountable peak for him.
When Wang Cannon really reluctantly rebounded in front of him, Bydam knew that he couldn't burst his pipe.
Bydam really wants to use the ball to blow up this damn fat man, but first, this fat man's defense can't break through, and second, the Lakers are not their own team, the big boss has Kobe, the second boss has Gasol, the third boss has Odom, that is, the fourth master, many people are also arguing between Artest and Bydam, how easy is it to get a lot of shots?
Unable to strike the king cannon in action, Bydam could only think of taking advantage of the verbal advantage. In this way, the biggest shortcoming of Wang Artillery, attacking, became the best excuse.
"Hey, I said you only know how to grab rebounds and defend all day long, and you really think of you as a blue-collar worker." Bydam pressed against the king cannon, squeezed it twice, and found that the dead fat man was not moving, so he whispered in his ear, "Are you ready to be a blue-collar worker for the rest of your life?" Yes? Experts in hard work? Yo, you're still not convinced? What to stare at? If you have the ability, you can beat me? ”
"I'm waiting for you because your saliva spilled on my face." Wang Dacang had a disgusting expression on his face, and wiped his face vigorously, "What did you just say?" It's so noisy that I didn't hear clearly. Bydam: ""
Before Bydam's hand sliding, Wang Cannon began to chatter, "To be honest, your fans in Los Angeles are really low, whether it is the home team attacking or the away team, the boos have not stopped, and the noise is annoying, or our Miami fans are good, the home team is quiet when attacking, and when the away team attacks, they shout in unison to defend, an absolute cheerleader model!" By the way, you haven't told me what you were going to say? ”
"Holy!" Bydam rolled his eyes, Wang Cannon came out of his mouth, Bydam didn't know what to say, he was afraid that he would start a routine with Wang Cannon if he said a few more words.
Bydam felt a little strange in his heart, saying that the current alliance doesn't seem to have such talk? Kevin Garnett has said that he hasn't scolded the street for a long time, although no one believes it, and the other trash talk masters are gradually retiring, and the current league has been trained by Stern to become a civilized sport that does not swear and fight.
Of course, Bydam himself knows very well that this is just official propaganda, and in fact, there is still a lot of trash talk in the alliance, but there is not much.
Bydam has always remembered the trash talk that Kobe Bryant once sprayed when he played against Artest, who was still in the Rockets.
Bydam remembers that at that time he was just a rookie, a rookie who had just joined the league, and the Lakers were still on the verge of the playoffs at that time. Kobe, who is known as the strongest offensive in the NBA, and Artest, who has the strongest defense in the NBA, met in a regular season.
It was a very hot game and both sides gave it their all.
Bydam was still a bench at the time, and he paid more attention to Kobe Bryant, the pillar of the Lakers.
He found that Kobe Bryant was constantly spraying something with Artest throughout the game, and he was very curious at that time, he knew that players of the level of Kobe and Artest were not only competing in ball skills when they were fighting, but also affecting each other's mentality on trash talk many times, and Bydam, who was still in school age, wanted to come over and listen to how the two of them spewed trash talk at that time.
Finally, the head coach of the Lakers at that time gave Bydam a chance to play, and Bydam, who was on the court, found the opportunity to run up and listen carefully to the superb trash talk skills of these two seniors.
Then Bydam was messy, because what he heard was a repeater-like sound.
"Get out of here!" Atai looked at Kobe Bryant, who was holding the ball, and said viciously.
"Nope! Get out of here! Kobe replied decisively!
"Nope! No! Get out of here! Artest stretched out his hand to steal Kobe, but Kobe faked and shook away, chasing Kobe and shouting.
"Nope! No! No! Get out of here! Kobe Bryant took the opportunity to rush into the interior and wanted to make a layup, but was distracted by Yao Ming's supplementary defense, and turned his head to say to Atay when he returned to defense.
Bydam finally knew why he looked at the two people on the field with very similar mouth shapes, and it turned out to be like this!
Knowing the truth, Bydam was stunned, he never expected that the trash talk sprayed by his idol would be such a boring repeater-style word, and what made Bydam speechless was that it was the exact same sentence "You get out" that really made Kobe and Artest angry, and the two people in the back even clashed, and both ate technical fouls.
The battered Bydam played extremely unsuccessfully in that game, not only did he not score a few points, but he was also rewarded with two big hats by Yao Ming.
After the incident, Bydam had a psychological shadow of trash talk, which was slightly alleviated after Artest joined forces with the Lakers and Kobe, and he finally didn't have to listen to such painful trash talk on the court, but Bydam really never expected that one day, he would be able to meet such a trash talk master on the court.
What trash talk is worse than repeating it on a repeater? The answer is simple, it's homely.
"By the way, buddy, I have something to ask you, you play in Los Angeles, you should know a lot about Los Angeles, right? Can you tell me about some of the things to do in Los Angeles? I'm going to bring a friend to Los Angeles for Christmas, right? Wang Cannon squeezed Bydam to grab the rebound again, and while handing the rebound to Chalmers, Wang Cannon caught up with Bydam, who was slowly returning to defense, and asked.
"Holy!" Bydam stumbled and almost fell on the field, "Are you here to play a game or a tourist?" ”
"Playing the game!" Wang Cannon said: "But it's also good to travel in the middle of the game, this feeling is really cool, you can try it." ”
Bydam: ""
"By the way, you didn't tell me in the end, what were you going to tell me just now?" Wang Cannon asked again.
"Holy!" Bydam broke out completely, and he yelled at the king cannon, "Less! It's a man who knows it in basketball! If you have the ability, you will up! Come on! ”
"Not coming." Wang Cannon's answer made Bydam really fall to the ground, "I won't attack the entire alliance, I guess I know, what are you putting here?" Bullying me can't shoot? I'm not that stupid, I'm better at grabbing rebounds? ”
"Big brother, I was wrong, I won't talk anymore, please stop talking, okay?" Bydam burst into tears, he suddenly remembered that when he was in school, a Chinese student told him the story of Tang Seng, which he didn't understand very well at the time, but at this moment, Bydam suddenly had a sense of epiphany. "It turns out that this is Tang Seng!"
"Huh? There seems to be a little argument on the field, we see that Bydam yelled at Wang Cannon for something, and after the roar, Bydam ran away, Wang Cannon didn't say anything, and the referee didn't blow the whistle, is it strange? "Yu Jia competition, said strangely." Wait a minute? Wang Cannon actually wanted to play the ball in the low position! He actually asked for the ball! He's going to singles! In the inside single! ”
Suddenly, the audience sitting in front of the TV was all focused, whether it was the American audience or the audience of the Celestial Empire on the other side of the ocean, their eyes widened to see what Wang Cannon, who could not attack at all, would do.
Seeing Wang Cannon stretch out his hand to ask for the ball, Bydam was also a little surprised, because just now Wang Cannon clearly said that he would not attack.
"Is it strange?" Wang Cannon turned his head and smiled at Bedham, "Don't you want me to attack?" You're about to cry if I just refuse, how embarrassing it is for you to cry on the field as a big man? In order for you to save some face, I will reluctantly attack once! ”
Bydam was really going to cry at this time, he didn't know what to say, he couldn't even say a word of trash talk that had been in the alliance for many years, he thought about it for a long time, and only thought of a word back to Wang Cannon, which was a word that started with F.
Wang Cannon's request for the ball is indeed a very new thing, and Chalmers also feels very interesting, and now the court is not particularly nervous, so Chalmers simply hoisted the ball to Wang Cannon.
Wang Cannon received the basketball and immediately squeezed inside.
Bydam hurriedly concentrated his energy, and had enough strength to resist the king cannon, not to mention that Bydam, who had a strength of more than 90, tried his best to really carry the king cannon.
"Huh?" Wang Cannon was a little dumbfounded, he didn't expect Bydam to be able to resist himself, seeing that the 5 seconds of his back were coming, Wang Cannon was also a little anxious, passing? It's a bit embarrassing to pass the ball now, right? Shooting? How to vote? Step-back jumpers?
At this moment, Wang Dacang instantly appeared in his mind The wonderful picture of Jordan, Kobe and other outstanding guards jumping back in the low post instantly appeared, and almost at the same time, Wang Dacang jumped up directly without the slightest hesitation, and turned around and began to aim at the basket.
Bydam was taken aback, and hurriedly followed, and at the same time stretched out one hand to block Wang Cannon's sight, and at the same time the other hand also desperately met the basketball in Wang Cannon's hand.
At this time, Bydam was stunned to find that the king cannon in the air actually leaned back.
"Step-back jumper?" Bydam was shocked, he couldn't have imagined that a guy who couldn't even attack the basics would suddenly use such a technical shot as a step-back jumper?
Before Bydam could react, the basketball in Wang Dacang's hand had been slowly dialed out.
At this moment, Wang Cannon felt that time had stood still, and the basket was clearly visible than ever.
The basketball slices through the air in a very graceful arc and then.
Scraping the net, it fell.