Chapter 118: Go to My House!
In the end, Sigma chose to suppress the restlessness of the demons with the supreme immortal heart, lock the heart ape, and bolt the horse, although surrounded by beauty, he held himself still, showing his true character as a monk...... Well, that's not the right way to talk about the style of painting, I mean, although I was hugged by Athena, who was full of color, and couldn't do it with his own hands when he was so horny that his hands were pinned down by Athena, Sigma actually endured it alive and didn't use telekinesis spells like a mage's hand to masturbate. This is quite an easy thing to do, because he not only kept the last discipline as a virgin, but also kept the dignity of the magic system of telekinesis, I don't know if the professor who taught him to recite the power spell in the first place will be moved to cry when he knows about it.
But the side effect is that when I got up and went downstairs, I saw Ji Li, and the other party said to him: "You're not a man, right?" ”
Although Sigma felt confused, he still said proudly: "Let your sixth aunt's aunt fart, the male pheromones emitted by Lao Tzu in full swing can make the female Ultraman passing by ** believe it or not?" ”
"I really misread you!" Jili looked angry, and people who didn't know thought that Sigma had done something sorry for her, such as taking away her virginity or something, but the truth was obviously not the case: "Then why didn't I make any noise in the corner of the wall that I listened to all night last night?" I'm sorry that you're calling Athena into the room and expecting to play mushroom picking or milk drinking with that big-boobed natural angel who doesn't know anything! For this reason, I wasted a night of feelings, lying on the wall and listening all night! Say, "How are you going to compensate me?" ”
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…… Therefore, Sigma is very suspicious of the thickness of Jili's skin, this paladin is five or six in front of others, don't pretend to be too similar, no, this is already the category of acting skills, this yellow joke paladin is like having a dual personality, when she shows people with a strict paladin face, she will exude a reassuring sense of sacredness, which makes people involuntarily believe and respect her, and when she communicates with Sigma in private as she is, it is to completely sprinkle the festival cleanly, Even sometimes even Sigma can't bear her brain-opening yellow jokes.
Like now, a guy with a dirty mind speculating about the pure friendship of a necromancer and an angel with a sullen heart, and trying to listen to the corner, only to blame the person after the goal has not been achieved?
Although he doesn't want to admit it, Sigma has almost nothing to do with this guy, as a top bear child, his proud poisonous tongue and death skills are not only useless to Jili, but will make her more useful, after all, this guy has strict paranoia and shaky masochism, any threats and verbal violence will be made up by her brain to a very "optimistic" direction, it can be seen that for a long time after that, the festival war between the bear child necromancer and the yellow duan paladin will continue to smash the three viewsuntil one completely overwhelms the other.
Whenever I think of this, Sigma feels complicated about her womanhood, none of the girls around him who "close your mouth and are the perfect girl" are fuel-efficient lamps, and they all have such and such grooves in their personalities, even the most well-behaved and natural Athena occasionally blackens up, which makes people speechless and choked.
It seems that every man will have that pure and great dream in his heart, and for Sigma, there is still a long way to go.
Sigma ignored Kelly, who was protesting angrily, and asked directly, "The person was taken away?" What about money? ”
"One gold coin per person, a total of six people, all captured alive with a price increase, a total of ten gold coins." When it comes to business, Jili will quickly change her state, become shrewd and capable, and distinguish between the important and the important, which is the fundamental reason why Sigma does not hate her, after all, throwing the festival is a manifestation of personality, and messing around regardless of the occasion is teasing, "The employer is a nearby head snake, I asked them to purchase some materials, including carriages, wagons and some materials, they only charged the cost price, and the employer also wanted to personally set up a banquet to thank us, but I refused." ”
"Of course, we just make pocket money, and there is no need to be polite to this kind of hillbilly who is not a good person." Sigma motioned to Jili to take care of her money bag, after all, compared to Athena, who is naturally a stay, and Sigma, who likes to squander, Jili, who is frugal and good at budgeting, is more suitable for managing accounts, especially in this difficult period, "After settling the account with the boss, we will pay out." ”
The innkeeper is a discerning person, although Sigma openly overturned a few well-known regulars in his shop, but this honest middle-aged man did not show a trace of dissatisfaction, and also expressed his willingness to give a group of people free orders, Ji Li insisted on paying, he insisted on not taking it, and finally Sigma came out of the horse, and directly said that the lord ate the overlord meal in your small place and was disgusted, and the fierceness of the tyrant exuded between the words almost scared the boss to pee, and took the money with a shudder, which made Sigma feel very sad, and the sky was pitiful. Those who pay these years have become bad people.
After waiting for Athena, who was cloned in a cloak, came down, the three of them left the hotel, it rained heavily overnight, the road was muddy, and it was not suitable for hurrying, but no one wanted to spend another night in this hotel, and they were in a hurry, as for the carriage's poor performance and easy to fall in the mud, this is not a problem at all, with Sigma, an alchemy genius, it would be good to change it a little.
Sitting in a carriage that can only be described as neat and clean, but by no means luxurious and comfortable, Sigma breathed in the fresh air from the window, the carriage walked through the town, the hooves of the bad horses knocked on the stone slabs, and there was a soft clattering sound, Athena poked her head out, looked back at the door number of the inn, and suddenly asked, "Sigma, why is the name of the store called the jug?" Their flasks are very small, and each jug is so orderly, like a liar. ”
"Normal, this is an appropriate linguistic embellishment, human beings will always prefix something not so beautiful with a beautiful prefix, so as to achieve the effect of beautification and whitewashing." Sigma smiled, "A lie repeated a thousand times is the truth, and as long as this glorification and whitewashing is deeply rooted in people's hearts, people will not take it as a deception, but take it for granted." ”
Seeing that the pure and natural Athena was a little incomprehensible, Sigma patiently gave a few examples: "For example, the Holy Dragon Union Bank is actually a bank that is not very united, because several dragon veins within the bank have been fighting for equity for many years. ”
"Another example is stockings milk tea, as soon as I hear this name, most people think that it is milk tea filtered out of stockings with body odor worn by women, and you can also choose stockings of various ages such as young girls, Lori, girls, royal sisters, queens, and wives according to different personal tastes, but in fact this is not the case, I think this is obvious consumer fraud......"
“…… No, I think you're the only one who thinks that. When Ji Li, who was driving the car outside, heard it, she complained casually.
Sigma ignored her and continued: "Another example is that there is a magnificent building called the People's Hall [Beep--] Hall, although it is prefixed with 'people', but everyone knows that there is no ...... sitting in it at all."
Ji Li couldn't bear it anymore, and turned around and opened the carriage door: "I said, don't discuss this kind of topic after the rain and the sky is clear, your death omen is twinkling and shining." ”
Sigma smiled and asked, "Then back to last night's topic, you have bought the carriage and supplies, and it seems that you have decided the itinerary without authorization, where are we going?" ”
Ji Li smiled, flicked her wrist, and shook the whip beautifully in the air: "Go to my house!" ”
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