Chapter 116: Are you afraid of the protagonist's aura?
"This is my lifelong request, please be sure to grant it!" Jiri grabbed Sigma's wrist and pleaded solemnly, "I know my dream is hard to achieve in reality, please at least let me experience the encounter I dreamed of in my dream!" ”
“…… How can it be so easy! After a few struggles, Sigma released a soundproof barrier to prevent this conversation that could almost destroy the three views from being heard by others, and the necromancer said angrily, "The first element of using illusion to construct a dream is to make the recipient believe that the experience is true, which requires a lot of layout skills and psychological hints, just clean up a few thieves, the spirit of a paladin like you is strong and firm, and you will definitely suspect it immediately after falling into the illusion!" ”
"I guess this question is not a problem at all! If something like that happens, I don't have the spare time to doubt it at all! I will definitely devote myself to it, and devote myself to the never-ending [beep-] feast! The way I don't have any suspicion is very simple, and that is to arrange a steady stream of [beep--] to [beep-] me! ”
“…… It's all silenced! Your lines are muted! What a dream you want to customize! Sigma continued to struggle, "I have a hunch that if I really construct that dream scene in your mind, my whole person will be bad...... I said! This illusion-building technique is used to absorb the negative emotions of living beings or to fight! Not for special services! If it is used to satisfy your own strange and filthy desires, the magicians will cry! ”
"What?" Ji Li's face changed, and then she shouted angrily, "How bad your business acumen is! There are endless possibilities in dreams, you can do things that you would not normally dare to imagine, and you can experience situations that you would not normally experience, which is great news for those who have a strong desire! As long as you open a dream nightclub, the venue will definitely be full, count the money and count the cramps! ”
…… I don't want to be reprimanded by you, a poor paladin, in this way!
Sigma shook her head, "So it's so easy!" It's hard to construct a dream that doesn't doubt its legitimacy! And, again, you have forgotten the most important point, what man would open his heart to others to construct dreams in his mind, so that the caster could touch his soul at will? And the caster is still a necromancer? ”
"Me! I do! Ji Li said excitedly, "Please feel free to construct a dream in my mind, I will not resist!" ”
"......," Sigma glanced at her, "I can't promise I won't do anything other than build dreams, can I?" For example, implanting a subconscious mind in your soul, or directly and violently modifying your memories and personality, turning you into a little who is in a state of lust all year round......"
Ji Li's face changed suddenly, and she was shocked: "Is it really possible?" Is it really possible to do this? May I ask if I can split my personality into two parts when modifying my personality, one is a little who controls the whole year of the body, and the other is me who can only watch and feel and cannot manipulate the body when I am hidden in the body! In this way, I can see that 'myself' has done a lot of shameful things, and many men have done [beep--] and [beep--], but I can only watch with my eyes open...... Woo woo, it's hard to think about it! So Sigma, can you do this? ”
“…… Suddenly, I feel that compared to you, I have been as pure as a flower for nearly twenty years. Sigma covered her face and sighed, "I'd like to discuss your education with your father......"
"Whoa, whoa, hey?" Ji Li's face suddenly turned red, and she stammered, "See your parents?" Is Sigma going with me to meet the parents? Forced me to put on a revealing belt suit and plush gloves, led me to the front of the house with a collar and chain, said to my father, 'I'll give you back your daughter's lewd body, and I'll give it back to you when I'm tired of playing', and then defeated my father, who wanted to stop us from being together, and managed to gain his approval, and finally led me away under my father's pleased gaze, and successfully completed the marriage proposal......"
“…… You're deliberately selling pornographic jokes! There are too many spit points, and I don't know where to start complaining! Sigma stabbed Kili in the head with a knife in one hand, "No more, I'm going to sleep!" ”
"No! Figure out one thing before you go to bed! Sigma: Do you have a roadmap planned? Do you have any plans to travel to Big 6? ”
Maybe it was Jili who rarely said the right thing, and Sigma was surprised, but also replied seriously: "Now complete a few more profitable commissions first, and then hire a caravan to go to a relatively large town with a bank, and after getting the money, you can ......do it at will."
"And then? What about the roadmap? The so-called travel requires detailed route planning. Ji Li said seriously, "Make corresponding plans according to the purpose of travel, for the purpose of increasing knowledge, you have to visit famous cities and towns, and for the purpose of honing your strength, you have to formulate a more remote ......."
"The purpose of the trip? Leak out all the evil fire that has accumulated in your heart in the past few years, eat, drink, prostitute, gamble, draw pits, abduct, cheat, steal, and do all kinds of evil, so that Uncle Sigma's obscenity is shrouded in big 6, it is best to find a girl to break it, all in all, qiē's road map is mainly to enjoy, the so-called travel is just tourism! In a very fast voice, Sigma gave a verdict to the fact that he had tried his best not long ago to leave the academy and travel to Big 6.
“…… Shouldn't we do something meaningful? "Kelly can't accept it.
When Sigma heard this, he sneered twice: "You don't understand this, I have the aura of the legendary protagonist, under the shroud of this aura, all creatures will have a sudden drop in IQ...... Phew, the man bows his head and worships, the woman cries and sticks upside down, the holy beast is brain-dead and recognizes the master, the artifact drips blood and recognizes the family, the luck is very good, you can win everything, and you also have a strong bonus to yourself, which can make me eat and drink without worry, my waist is wrapped in thousands of dollars, my eyebrows are clear, and I have a tiger's back and bear's waist, but this powerful aura seems to have something wrong, and the above attributes seem to be in cooling, and there is only one attribute that continues to take effect......"
"What?" Attracted by this novel statement, Jili asked curiously.
The necromancer smiled proudly and said, "That's the ability to attract trouble even if you don't do anything!" So your concerns are completely unnecessary! We're just eating, drinking, and having fun all the way, and we're going to have trouble finding me! I've known this for a long time! ”
“…… Sigma, you're crying. ”
"Nonsense! I won't cry over such a trivial matter! It's just that the protagonist's aura has been bad since birth! This little thing can't shake me at all! What if there is never a little brother who bows his head and worships? I haven't become the Necromantic Academy seat that everyone loves and reveres by my own efforts! What if you don't have a beautiful woman upside down? I have the best, most understanding, most gentle and lovely beautiful fiancée in the world! ”
"Your words are full of insincerity and dead ducks......"
"Shut up! A masochist paladin who can survive only with delusions and yellow jokes! Sigma pushed Gilly away and ran to the second floor of the hotel in a fake cry, "Athena, a ”
Ji Li looked at Sigma's back, thought for a while, clapped her palms, and said softly: "Okay, there are two things to accomplish now, one is to persuade Sigma to construct a dream and let me experience it well, and the second thing is to lure Sigma to the house and beat the old man who nagging all day ......"
The corners of the Huang Duanzi Paladin's mouth showed a wicked smile: "What should I do......"
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