Chapter 163: Which one is stronger in car repair technology?
"Isn't this His Highness Sigma who won't feel lonely for an afternoon with the fat and stupid dead house! What are you doing here? Could it be that Mr. Eisen felt lonely and wanted to come to Morninglight to see the excitement, so you reluctantly accompanied him? Hearing the familiar laughter, Sigma and Eisen looked to the left at the same time.
Kelly, who had changed into a paladin armor again, stood in front of a wagon and waved at them.
Eisen couldn't help but think of the lie that Sigma had coerced him to concoct: "Come with me to the town and explain to Gilly and Athena that you are so lonely that you want to come to the town to see the excitement, and I really can't help it, so I reluctantly accompany you - do you understand?"
ββThe synchronization rate of the two of you is really high to a certain extent, why are even the thinking circuits so similar? Or is it that Mr. Sigma, your behavior pattern has been clearly understood by this Miss Paladin? Puff, that's pathetic......
Eisen lowered his head slightly, obscuring the smile that appeared on his face.
He didn't show up, and Sigma squinted at him and snorted softly.
Then, the necromancer suddenly showed a hearty smile, laughed out loud, and after laughing a few times, he turned around and patted Eisen's shoulder: "How about it, Eisen, I'm right, Jili will definitely say such things when she sees me!" Willing to gamble and lose, willing to gamble and lose, get the money quickly! β
Huh? Bet? What's going on? I don't remember any betting games with you!
When Eisen was confused, he felt a pain in his shoulder. The necromancer tightened the hand on his shoulder without changing his face, and with a smile on his face, two blue flames bloomed again in his eyes: "Mr. Eisen." It's not a good habit to owe gambling money, and the friend who drove the car was the right-hand man of the town's boss Kidd, and was said to be the best at collecting debts......"
Mr. Eisen suddenly felt a chill in Shiri, a strong and fierce muscular man, and the cold white river water, although Sigma did not say it, but referred to the context before and after. Apparently this necromancer who had lost his temper was wordlessly selling this enema package with his eyes, as the typical representative of the time-savvy, although he didn't know what was going on. But under Sigma's obscenity, Eisen still took out his money bag as quickly as possible and handed it to Sigma quickly.
The necromancer nodded, looking like a teachable child: "I like to be friends with people like you." Promptitude. β
He opened the purse. After weighing it, he frowned and said, "It's a lot, I'm not a greedy person." β
After speaking, he motioned for Aisen to stretch out his hand, and after expelling twelve copper coins from the elven scholar's palm, he contentedly put the remaining five gold coins and twenty silver coins into the inner pocket of the mage's robe along with the money bag, and after doing this, he turned his head and explained to Ji Li seriously, "You are wrong. It was true that this afternoon Aisenti wanted to come to town to have a look, but I refused. My reasoning is. If I come, I will definitely be ridiculed and teased by you in the language of yin and yang, but Eisen thinks that you are not that kind of person, Eisen said, Miss Gilly is gentle and kind, and she is definitely not the kind of bad woman who likes to play pranks and has a black belly and is cunning, and there will definitely be no big scum like zΓ i among paladins, and the two of us had a difference of opinion, so we made a bet, just bet on what kind of expression you will have after you see us coming to Chenguang Town......"
Sigma raised her eyebrows proudly: "As you can see, I won, that's how things are, but I have to congratulate Mr. Eisen, although he lost a certain amount of money, but at the cost of this, he recognized someone's true colors, and now he should understand, someone is a rare scum among paladins, a bad woman who likes to play pranks and has a dark belly, it's really gratifying, congratulations......"
He patted Eisen on the shoulder and smiled, "Right." β
Yes, that's what it looks like...... A yarn ahh God the Father is above, how thick Sigma's skin is! What kind of experience and training can make him make up a seemingly reasonable nonsense lie in the blink of an eye! There must be a limit to serious nonsense! Ahh Miss Gilly is glaring at me! Smiling at me! Not only did I lose a certain amount of money, but I also gained the memory of a bad woman who likes to play pranks and has a dark belly!
Filled with sadness and grievances, Mr. Eisen looked at Sigma inexplicably and protested silently.
Sigma squinted, "You deserve it, who made you laugh at me." β
"I didn't!" Eisen shouted loudly.
Sigma said indifferently, "You laughed in your heart. β
β¦β¦ Do you even have to care about what is in your mind? How dictatorial you are!
The necromancer sneered disdainfully, "Innocent, I would be touched by that kind of woman to figure out the pattern of behavior?" I'm the most unpredictable pride in the world...... What a beautiful man with a sense of pride! β
The turn is so blunt! You just wanted to say tsundere! I must want to say that Tsundere is right!
Ji Li over there sighed with a miscalculation: "I still underestimated the thickness of your skin and the lower limit dΓΉ, okay, this time I lost, according to the agreement, I will let you lick my ......"
"Where's Athena?" Sigma stepped closer, "What's the trouble with you?" β
"Ignoring the benefits I put out?" Gilly was shocked.
An angel's voice came from the other side of the van: "Sigmar, I'm here!" β
The necromancer turned around and saw what had happened, the wagon broke down, the left wheel fell off, Athena held the wagon leaning to the left firmly with both hands, and when she saw him, she smiled brightly.
"......" Sigma looked at the mountains of furniture and grain bags on the truck, and exclaimed, "I can't imagine that you still have the setting of Juli Niang......
"So, you see, that's what it's all about." Gilly came to Sigma's side. "There was still some time before the mercenary rally, so the branch leader called us out for a walk. As we passed through the area, the car broke down, thanks to Athena, who held the truck before it overturned - this situation had to be unloaded in advance, and the uncle who drove the truck asked us to take care of it and went to relatives and friends for help. β
"Good job, much better than a certain paladin who serves as a useless commentary on the spot as a waste wood scum." Sigma touched the angel's head. The angel smiled brightly.
Ignoring Gilly's protests, he crouched down and observed the crack in the broken wheel. This is a typical agricultural two-wheeler in the southern part of the empire. Not a mass-produced product of the factory, but just a handmade product of the working people themselves, it has a long frame with a section of grating extending from the rear to increase the load capacity. In fact, adding shelves to the wheels is the most mature approach. But none of this had anything to do with Sigma, his purpose was just to fix the damn shoddy product and free Athena's hands.
"There was a problem with the axle, but I didn't have the right tools and materials at hand, so I couldn't fix it." Obviously having traveled and being very well-informed, Jili crouched down, "Do you have a solution?" β
"The college has a construction machinery course. The Dead Realm has always been at the forefront of the Big 6 in mechanical alchemy, and now it has been recognized by the entire Big 6 for the shock spring design. It's our handwriting. Sigma motioned for Kelly to stand up with the fallen wheels, "Which one is better at repairing cars?" The answer to this kind of question is simply self-explanatory. β
"Extract the life force in the wooden axle, change the composition, fuse the earth element and the water element, rearrange the element sequence, and make the super glue ...... finished," Sigma got under the car and muttered, "The fracture has been repaired, and the main reason for the failure is that the interior of the axle is decaying, which must have not been handled properly at the time...... Forget it, good people do it to the end......"
After about five minutes of busy work, Sigma made a triumphant gesture under the car, and Gilly reassembled the huge wheels, and finally Sigma used the Stone Piercing Spell instead of the iron nails and pins to secure the wheels, and the emergency repair work was over.
"There's a proverb that no more capable wife can cook without ingredients, but there are always exceptions, Sigma." Gilly reached out and pulled the sigma up and said to herself, "That's amazing." β
"It's simple, it's a piece of cake." Gathering a handful of water with magic to rinse his dusty hands, Sigma smiled, "The transmission system of this agricultural two-wheeler is very rudimentary, it's nothing at all. I've even repaired the Academy's 'Red Unicorn' type magic guide heavy chariot, which has five pairs of frantic load-bearing wheels that can instantly triple when fully forward......"
"So, you're amazing." Ji Li said with a smile.
"Of course!" Athena, who was finally able to let go of her hands, also hugged Sigma with a smile and nodded: "Sigma, who is engrossed in doing one thing, is very handsome in both voice and appearance!" β
"Well, I don't deny that." Ji Li also nodded thoughtfully, "Sigma is still very attractive when she is serious. β
"No, no, no, it's not that I'm good, it's just that Master Bluffrey teaches it well." Sigma was rarely humble, and when he turned his gaze, Eisen was standing alone, dazed, not knowing what to do.
He shook his head slightly, and beckoned to the Elven Scholar with a pleasant face, "Mr. Eisen, please come over for a moment." β
"What's the matter? Mr. Sigma? Eisen walked over dumbfoundedly.
"Nothing." Sigma grinned and stretched out her wet hands, "Just finished washing your hands, borrow your clothes to wipe ......"
"......," Eisen was startled, ducked back, and exclaimed, "This is obviously the task of the handkerchief!" β
Sigma looked like he was still in pursuit, but Athena held his hand and shook her head at him.
The necromancer stopped teasing Eisen.
The elven scholar couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and then the more grateful he was to the angel girl, the more favorable his feelings surged againβsure enough, this Miss Athena was a hundred times more gentle and kind than Miss Kelly......
Then, he saw Athena use the soft light to steam the water on the necromancer's hands, and then took out the handkerchief and carefully wiped Sigma's hands, and heard the gentle and kind lady with big breasts say coquettishly: "Don't wipe your hands with Mr. Eisen's clothes, it's hard to wash it, what if it gets dirty again......"
"Hey, hey, Mr. Eisen's going to cry, he looks like he's going to cry!" Gilly exclaimed, "You two are about the same!" β
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but it's because Mr. Eisen has a face that he wants to be teased by...... So as an atonement, how about I ask everyone to drink some orange juice? I shook hands with a wealthy gentleman today, and I earned five gold coins and twenty silver coins from him, which is a full five hundred and twenty silver coins...... What, a glass of orange juice is only three copper coins? Hey, that's just right, didn't I find you twelve copper coins, Eisen? The four of us were just right...... Eh, don't cry, Eisen! β
In the end, the Great Demon King of Sigma still didn't let go of the twelve...... I mean, I didn't let go of the twelve copper coins that Eisen had left in his pocket, and used them to buy four cups of orange juice with a sour taste. Although there is something wrong with drinking cold orange juice in this weather, Eisen still feels a little warm in his heart, he belongs to this small group of four, even if he is the one who is bullied and oppressed at the bottom, even if he vaguely perceives that these three people seem to have prominent identities and powerful powers, even if these undisciplined guys make fun of him and bully him when they have nothing to do, but ...... They never rejected him.
It's like ...... Friends.
He glanced at Gilly and Athena, who were whispering together, and then whispered to Sigma, "Thank you." β
Sigma's eyes widened: "Thanks for what?" Have my recent actions fully satisfied your particular appetite for thrills and oppression? It's okay, I've already collected the money. β
β¦β¦ Sure enough, this guy is an unpredictable tsundere. (To be continued......)
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