Chapter 120: Good Distress (Fourth Update)
Meng Ji smiled and touched the back of his head, slightly shy.
"Auntie, I think that love can cross everything!"
Bang!!!
A pestle fell from the sky and struck the big spotted head with a loud sound.
The bunny fell from mid-air, the big skirt was stretched open, and the pink panties were in full view.
Big Spotted was very aggrieved, rubbing the big bag on top of his head, and looking at the little rabbit with tears in his eyes: "Why did you beat me? I didn't mess with you!"
"Humph!"
The little rabbit's teeth creaked, "I've already said it, you are not allowed to rob the male god from others!"
"Love is free and fair, I have the right to compete, and Xiao Tangerine also has the right to choose, why are you so domineering!"
"That's it!"
Bang!!!
Another loud bang.
The sound of hammers hitting stones attracted the attention of the other side of the bridge, and the ghosts who crossed the bridge looked at this side one after another, and even forgot to take the road under their feet.
I just felt very ashamed, and I covered half of my face and waved.
"Well, you guys talk first, I'll go first!"
"Auntie!"
"Don't go!"
One savage, the other wild, two voices drank me together.
I turned my head and looked at the rabbit and the leopard, which were several times worse in size, and couldn't laugh or cry.
"What, what, what's the matter?"
"I'll say it first!"
"I should say!"
Bang!
After another pestle, the spotted leopard was quiet.
The little rabbit jumped forward, tilted his head and winked at me: "Auntie, please tell my male god Dada, people are waiting for him in Nilu!"
“...... Good. ”
I nodded with difficulty and looked at the spotted leopard beside me.
But for a moment, three big bags were on the head, so distressed~
Meng Ji walked over with his head covered, took out a book wrapped in leopard paper from his arms, and stuffed it into my arms with a quick movement.
"Auntie, this is for Little Orange, it's quiet~"
That behemoth actually squeezed its eyes at me!!
I instantly retracted the distress just now, pulled down my face and said: "Okay, I know, you guys go back quickly, the number of ghosts has increased recently, and the underworld is busy, don't delay your work!"
"Okay, auntie!"
"Auntie, I won't send you, you will go all the way!"
“......”
I didn't look back, and walked away quickly.
I didn't go far, as if I heard two more bangbangs, which was like splitting rocks from a mountain.
Walking all the way back, the two gifts in my arms were like a thousand pounds, and I didn't want to go back to the yard at all.
As he walked, he came to the bend of the river, where he often saw Seventeen.
"Seventeen, are you here?"
I called out, and I heard a few bubbles gurgling out of the water, and then a mermaid came to the surface, her long hair fluttering like seaweed, and she was so charming that the country was captivating.
"Auntie, you're here to play with Seventeen~" He was very happy, and the stars were shining in his peach blossom eyes.
I nodded and tossed the mooncake in my arms.
"Well, I'll give you something to eat. ”
Seventeen was even happier, opened the pink paper bag, and took two bites into the peach-shaped mooncake.
"Delicious, so sweet, and duck egg yolk!"
It's lotus paste egg yolk stuffing again.
I rolled my eyes.
Isn't there the most shortage of this kind of ingredient in the underworld? How come the orange cat has received it in the past half a month, and it has already caught up with the amount of the previous year.
Love really makes people blind.
After Seventeen finished eating the moon cakes, he swam over again, pointed to another gift in my arms and asked, "Auntie, is this also for Seventeen?"
"You want?"
I raised an eyebrow.
The spotted leopard likes to give away books the most, I weigh this thing twice, and I don't need to read it to know that it is another book.
Seventeen put his hands together on his chin and nodded expectantly: "I want it, what my aunt gave Seventeen, Seventeen wants everything!"
"Okay. ”
I didn't lift my eyelids, and threw the book over.
It was afternoon, and it had been a day and a half since Ye Dingxi left the underworld, and I didn't know how he was in the world, and if he would encounter any trouble?
I was guessing, half worried, half curious, when I heard Seventeen muttering in confusion.
"Hey, what is this, why is there a tiger lying on top of a tiger?"
Belch?!
"Hey, there's a cat here with a spotted leopard on its stomach......"
Swish!
I snatched the book back, and said with a red face: "This book is not suitable for children, Aunt Ming'er will send you something else!"
Seventeen was ignorant, nodded, and asked again: "Auntie, what is not suitable for children?"
"Ahem. ”
I looked up at the sky, thought about it cautiously, and then said, "There are some things that older people can do, but children like you can't do, so it's not suitable for children." ”
"Will it be dangerous?" Seventeen blinked his watery peach blossom eyes.
I nodded solemnly: "Yes, it's dangerous." ”
Although Ye Dingxi and I have tried on the edge of danger once or twice in the past, the feeling is fluttering, and I will fall deeper and deeper and unable to control myself, but when educating children, I still have to maintain a serious and serious heart.
Seventeen lowered his head and pondered for a moment, then suddenly spoke solemnly.
"Auntie, don't worry, Seventeen will definitely not let my aunt be in danger!"
"Good ......"
I couldn't laugh or cry.
After a while, Seventeen and I were bored, and I suddenly remembered Seventeen's tears, and I seduced him.
"Na, think about the sad things you have been doing recently, the more painful the better, and you can cry when you think about it!"
"Woo woo woo ......"
Seventeen's nose and eyes were squeezed, and after trying hard for a long time, he still couldn't succeed: "Auntie...... Seventeen couldn't cry. ”
The child is innocent, has a big heart, and is a fish family, and forgetful, even if he is not happy at the moment, he will forget about it.
It's really hard to make him cry.
"Seventeen, have you been unhappy lately?" I continued to seduce.
Seventeen leaned against the shore, showing his smooth and silky white arms, propped his chin and thought hard, and nodded.
"Yes!"
"What's the matter?!"
I immediately asked excitedly.
Seventeen: "Since Seventeen turned into a human form, there has always been a strange person in the underworld who came to Seventeen and wanted to take Seventeen away, but Seventeen didn't agree, because he looked fierce and seemed to eat people." ”
"Oh?"
When he said this, I was suddenly stunned again.
Is there anyone in the underworld who wants to take Seventeen?
"Do you know him?" I asked earnestly.
Seventeen shook his head.
"I don't know, but it's not the uncle who came with my aunt last time. ”
I thought about it a little and knew that he was talking about Lao Cui.
"Then tell me, where did he grow fierce?"
"Here!"
Seventeen pointed to his chin and then to his eyes: "He has a lot of beard, bulging eyes, looks fierce, and has a sheep with him!"
My eyes jumped: "Zhong Kui?!"