Chapter 8 Basketball Master System

At 1 minute and 36 seconds in the first quarter, Chen Da Hammer replaced El Harrington and came on the court.

This is the first appearance of Chen Da Hammer in his career, there is no media close-up, no audience cheers, fans are more of him as a five pawns, as the commentary of this game, Kenny Smith looked at Chen Da Hammer's information, and even laughed and said, "What a big piece of fat, compared with the" shark ", but I don't know where this piece of "fat" comes from? ”

For Kenny Smith's comment, Chen Da Hammer didn't understand, and couldn't understand, from the moment Pacers coach Carlisle called him on the court, he was stunned, he was really confused.

He didn't really want to play in this game, but Carlisle called himself and told him, "Sledgehammer, your job is to get through this minute or so and try to contain Rashid as much as possible." ”

Hearing this, Chen Dazhui became depressed, thinking: You asked me to deal with that beast, didn't you let me be cannon fodder?

Chen Dazhui wants to say, whoever loves to go, who goes. I'm not looking for abuse. However, thinking of the contract that the Pacers gave him, Chen Da Hammer finally decided to bite the bullet.

As soon as he went up like this, he regretted it.

Growing so big, it is the first time for Chen Dazhui to appear on such an occasion, saying that he is not nervous, what's wrong?

Chen Dazhui felt that the frequency of his heart beating was faster than the first time he had sex and the first time he entered the hole with a "gun", as if his heart could spit out of his mouth at any time.

After taking the "stick" from David Harrison, Chen Sledgehammer came on. The frequency of his heart beating, very quickly, Chen Dazhui almost forgot what he was going to do, standing firmly in the middle circle, his mind was blank, he didn't understand what was going on.

Carlisle on the sidelines roared at him, "What are you doing standing here?" Defend! Defend! Hurry up and go down and defend me! ”

Chen Sledgehammer, who had a muddy brain, finally woke up after Carlisle's roar, and defended! Defend! Now it's time to defend!

Thinking of this, Chen Da Hammer also rushed towards the backfield, and the fat man Chen Da Hammer who rushed up, the fat on his face also shook and shook, with a great sense of rhythm and joy.

"This fat guy is good, and I love his comedic talent. I suspect that this fat man was specially signed by the Pacers to adjust the boring use of our watching games. ”

At this time, Barkley, who had not spoken much, also spoke.

"That's my opinion. However, Sir Charles, don't you think it's a bit expensive to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to sign a comedian? ”

As Barkley's partner, Kenny Smith also chimed in.

Barkley and Kenny's words, I can't tell how ironic it is, but, as the party Chen Dazhui is deaf, now he doesn't have this idle time, he is performing the drama "Infernal Affairs" for the fans, his acting skills are directly surpassing Tony Leung, and the defense under the basket is three seconds violated.

Because, Chen Da Hammer violated the rule in three seconds, and the basketball went through five transfers, and the Pistons, who still didn't find a chance, also got the opportunity to return to the table.

This time, the Pistons also seized the opportunity, outside the three-point line, Billups split the fire three times, and with a "shabu", the basketball also fell steadily into the basket.

Chauncey...... Compare...... Lou...... Puss !! Three-pointer !! Kenny Smith also mimicked the tone of the narrator, and announced Chauncey Billups' name.

Barkley also joined in the ridicule, "I think Chauncey's goal, that piece of fat, at least half of the credit, without him, there is no Chauncy at all." ”

The Pacers attack.

Players are in position. Chen Dazhui also fell into position, ran directly to the restricted area, under the basket, and violated the rules in three seconds!!

The ball returned to the hands of the Pistons players again, and Chen Da Hammer "created" opportunities for the Pistons one after another, which also made the Pistons players look at him with "goodwill".

In particular, Rashid Wallace, who was opposite to Chen Dazhu, gave Chen Dazhui a thumbs up, which should have been a praising action, but the target was Rasheed Wallace, so this is an endless mockery for Chen Dazhui.

Chen Sledgehammer's successive mistakes, which also made the Pacers' players complain about it.

Of course, for the sake of team harmony, they didn't say anything on the surface.

Chen Da Hammer also knew that he had made a mistake, and he was also very anxious, he didn't want to be fired directly after this game, but with such a bad performance, Chen Da Hammer also knew that it was strange not to fire.

So what to do now?

Unconsciously, Chen Dazhui's mentality has also changed a lot, from the previous nervousness, to the current worry, the change of mentality, which also makes Chen Dazhui more positive.

Pistons possession.

The Pistons are sparing no effort defensively, and on the offensive end, they are looking for holes in the Pacers, and undoubtedly the Pacers' holes lie in their interior lines.

The Pistons still handed the ball to Rashid Wallace and let Rashid Wallace go to play against Sledgehammer Chen, and the Pistons players were in place, and Billups also handed the ball to the hands of Rashid Wallace on the inside, and let Rashid Wallace go to single Sledgehammer Chen.

What Chen Dazhui feared most still happened.

Let him fight Rashid Wallace of the Beast level.

Of course, Chen Dazhui is no opponent.

However, for the sake of the contract, in order to stay, Chen Dazhui also gave up this time and forced Rasheed Wallace.

Against Chen Da Hammer, Angry Red Tianzun had no pressure, and held the ball with his back under the basket to face Chen Da Hammer's defense, and he began to "tease" Chen Da Hammer, "Rookie." Welcome to the NBA. ”

Saying that, he also turned his back, Chen Da Hammer was thrown away directly, and Rashid Wallace rushed straight to the basket, but Chen Da Hammer did not give up, the previous performance was bad enough, if this ball has not made some achievements, not to mention leaving people first, Chen Da Hammer himself feels that his face is gloomy.

Chen Da Hammer is also determined to intercept this beast no matter what, so how can it be intercepted?

Everything that happened on the court was done in such a short time, how could it be in a hurry, Chen Dazhui thought about it, and he also subconsciously made a move, reaching out to intercept Rashid Wallace.

However, Rashid Wallace had already started and went straight to the basket, and at this time, he had already jumped, how could Chen Sledgehammer restrain him?

He reached out to pull Rashid Wallace, but he just touched his pants, but Chen Da Hammer couldn't care about so much, and pulled hard, and the ball pants and shorts were pulled off by Chen Da Hammer.

Inevitably, Rashid Wallace's little Tintin was also exposed to the fans at the scene, and the cameraman at the scene also quickly pressed the shutter and clicked! Click! Click! Record this moment.

And Rasheed Wallace, who was torn off his pants, also didn't care whether the basketball in his hand was thrown in or not, he was not an exhibitionist, but subconsciously clutched his little Tintin, exposing his little Tinto in front of the world fans, he didn't have this fetish.

There was an uproar at the scene, followed by laughter, and some fans sitting in the front row, seeing such a funny scene, also leaned forward and closed their backs with laughter, and their waists couldn't stand up.

As a party, Chen Dazhui didn't know that such a situation would happen, so he just smirked.

He laughed, but Rashid Wallace didn't laugh at Chen Da Hammer, this thing was simply a shame for him, he didn't laugh, instead, his face was hideous, and he wanted to break Chen Da Hammer to pieces, this bastard. I don't want to live anymore.

Seeing that he was about to rush over and stir up trouble.

Seeing that something was wrong, the referee also rushed over and blocked in front of Chen Da Hammer to avoid further conflicts.

However, the referee alone was obviously not enough, and then the Pacers and other Pistons players also came up to stand in front of them, so that things avoided further deterioration.

But even so, Rashid Wallace was still extremely angry, and through so many people, he roared at Chen Dazhui:

"Bastard, you bastard."

"I'm going to tear you apart."

At this time, Rashid Wallace was like a woman who had been treated unfairly, constantly abusing her husband who had made mistakes.

Chen Da Hammer is nothing, scold whatever you want, just don't hit people. If he really fights, he is not afraid, and if he can't beat it, he will shoot Luo. It's not a big deal, stay in the green mountains without worrying about no firewood.

The more Rashid Wallace behaved like this, the more he was caught, and he also became the laughing stock of Charles Barkley's mouth, "Don't look at Rashid's tall horses, little Tintin, that's all, I really don't know how his illegitimate children came from." ”

"Sir Charles, don't you know that IVF is very popular these days?"

Kenny Smith is also a slut, and he goes along with it.

In the end, the referee still gave Chen Dazhui a technical foul, and Rashid Wallace executed the free throw, because, the previous mood was disturbed, "Peng" did not make a ball, he did not score, and the first quarter of the game, so far, is also officially over.

At the end of the first quarter, when Rashid Wallace passed by Sledgehammer Chen, he threatened Sledgehammer Chen, saying, "You managed to provoke me, you're done." ”

Hearing this, Chen Dazhui was also quite disdainful, and he didn't believe that Rashid Wallace could eat himself. Besides, isn't it just to expose little Dingding? What's the big deal, as for being so stingy?

Chen Da Hammer also has a cold face, compared to the threat of Rasheed Wallace, the current Chen Da Hammer is obviously more concerned about his own fire.

With such a bad performance just now, Carlisle wouldn't have made up his mind to fire himself.

Thinking of this, even sitting on the bench, Chen Dazhui felt uneasy, and in his uneasiness, in his mind, an ethereal and crisp voice sounded, "Interception successful, congratulations to the host, open the "basketball master system". ”

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