None of us entered the game that night, and we slept beautifully. Wake up early the next morning and go out with your luggage.

There are already ten people in the studio, plus Ruoju, Mandarin Irises and Lao Lei, and the two security assistants also follow the trip in the name of safety. At the intersection of the highway, everyone gathered Wenling idlers, demon wounds and remnant mirages (how this thing is known is still a mystery), and a group of fifteen people went on the road together.

Thirteen, the local chickens and those animals have their own programs, so they don't care.

Guangzhou to Yangshuo is not far, and it is not a weekend time, I drive more than 6 hours to get there.

In the evening, we stayed overnight on West Street, ate the famous master chef beer fish and Lijiang charcoal grilled fish, and chatted about a rumor that the old ladies selling popsicles on the streets of Yangshuo could speak English.

EQ doesn't believe in evil, so I grabbed a waiter to talk to her in English, but EQ's lame English, which claimed to have passed English level 6, quickly failed.

Emotional intelligence is convinced: "The rumors are really true, even an ordinary waiter in the restaurant speaks English so smoothly." ”

Thinking about it, it felt wrong, so he continued to ask: "You won't be a Chinese who has lived abroad for a long time, because you are nostalgic for the beautiful scenery and quiet life of Yangshuo, and linger here to experience life, right?" ”

The waitress sneered and replied, "Big brother, you're really joking, I'm just an ordinary country girl, but you're unlucky I'm a student majoring in English education at Normal University, because school hasn't opened yet, so I stay at home to help." ”

It turned out to be the boss's daughter, and everyone said in unison that they were disrespectful, disrespectful, can you give a discount for a while?

The little boss said boldly: "Is it discounted, no problem, I'll give you a twenty-percent discount." ”

Everyone cheered.

The other party smiled and said, "But I don't count what I said here, I have to ask my father." ”

Zero was curious: "Beauty, I heard that the old lady selling popsicles on the streets of Yangshuo can speak English, is this really the case?" ”

"It's not as godly as it seems, they usually just say a few words, 'Hello!' , 'how many knives', 'planet' or something. ”

Everyone was relieved.

As soon as I was full, I still gave a 20% discount, the reason was that Zeng Jun used the Guiliu dialect when he ordered, and it was really useful to know a few more languages in these years, Guo Jia tirelessly invested in language education, who can understand.

So, don't just criticize the current English education in the whole country, Mandarin can't learn Mandarin and do English things (although I haven't learned both well)?

……

Go clubbing in the evening at the famous bar street.

I haven't been here for a few years, and I feel that the bar street on West Street has lost the charm of the past, the street is full of noisy music, looking in from the outside, the neon is flashing inside, and a group of red men and green women are standing in the middle of the dance floor desperately twisting their waists and showing off their coquettishness.

Zeng Jun's favorite "streaking" is no longer there, "Ding Ding" has also changed his style, and the singers who used to be here don't know where Liu Lang has gone.

Sitting in the noisy environment of a bar, holding a glass of Liquan beer that is no longer the original taste, Zeng Jun can't help but deeply miss the days of sitting quietly in the corner with a glass of cold beer in his hand and watching the tourists outside the window and listening to the singers on the stage humming emotionally.

After sitting for a while, everyone felt bored, so they left the bar street early, paced to the riverside and enjoyed the riverside night view for most of the night, and then went back to the hotel to sleep.

I got up early the next morning and was going to swim the Li River.

The best way to truly appreciate the beauty of the Li River is on foot, in the words of the official slogan: "I measure every inch of the Li River with my feet." ”

The longest route from Yangdi to Xingping Fishing Village is the longest of all the hiking schemes, with a total length of about 22 kilometers, which is quite stressful for city dwellers who lack exercise.

However, Zeng Jun and his group did not plan to complete the whole journey in one day, so they brought tents over in Guangzhou when they were leaving, and prepared to camp on the river beach at night.

Pushing off the hotel room, the crowd did not drive, took enough water and tents and got on the minibus to Yangdi, and passed all the way bumpy.

In fact, you don't need any tour guide to walk along the Li River on foot, just walk along the river embankment, September is the dry season of the Li River, many places can cross the river with the reservoir pipe, and even the ferry boat is saved.

A group of 14 people walked on the road from Yangdi and walked along the river embankment in the direction of Xingping. Truly free walking, without any purpose, don't worry about the urging of the tour guide, don't care about the eyes of tourists, laugh at the sky or even at a small grass, an insect stupidly daze and don't have to worry about being ridiculed, completely casual.

Along the way, the old scalper on the riverside beach and the shepherd boy with an innocent face and no impurities in his eyes are the best killers who can murder the memory of the ice blue camera.

Walking and stopping, all the way, when they came to a small fishing village by the river at the foot of a big tree, several beauties could no longer take a step.

The Li River has turned a corner here, and there is a large pebble beach, and several beauties have strongly requested to stop here and move freely in the vicinity, and camp on the edge of this beach at night.

Zeng Jun spoke to nearby villagers in the Guiliu dialect and asked if he could find a way to borrow two bamboo rafts.

In broad daylight, it is not easy to find a free bamboo raft even in the off-season, but probably because he can speak dialects, the villagers are more enthusiastic about their group, and an old man took them around the village for most of the circle, and finally reluctantly borrowed two idle bamboo rafts and two ordinary household fishing nets.

Zeng Jun gratefully stuffed a whole pack of Chinese cigarettes into the old uncle's hand, and the uncle was not too polite, accepted it with a smile, and then said to everyone that if there was nothing to cook after fishing, come to him again.

The bamboo raft was borrowed from a pair of brothers, and the two brothers rarely wanted to rest for a day today, so the bamboo raft at home was rarely free.

According to the eldest woman, in addition to fishing, the two brothers also took a bamboo raft to Yangshuo to participate in the performance of "Impression Liu Sanjie", and asked everyone if they have seen Impression Liu Sanjie, if you have seen it, you can go with me at night, you can get free tickets, but you can only be free of half of the multi-nationality.

After handing over the bamboo raft by the river, the two were worried that everyone would not row, and enthusiastically asked if they wanted to accompany everyone for an afternoon.

Standing on the bamboo raft, Bing Lan said thoughtfully: "I still have to perform at night, and I don't worry about us breaking their bamboo raft at all." ”

Zeng Jun said with a smile: "There are so many such bamboo rafts in the village, if you really break it, just find someone to borrow another one, not everyone has the opportunity to participate in the performance of "Impression Liu Sanjie", and this thing is very strong and not easy to be damaged." ”

"In short, I still think that the villagers of this small fishing village are simple and have no scheming." Ice Blue said.

Zeng Jun smiled: "People live with true temperament, they don't have so many desires, and of course they don't need so much scheming, they can have two plates of vegetables and a fish every day, and they are satisfied with two sips of old wine, and they feel that life is extremely happy." ”

Wenling idlers couldn't help but sigh: "People, it's usually like this, the richer you are, the easier it is to feel dissatisfied, you can't be happy, you have lived in the city for a long time, and many times you forget that the real purpose of life is actually simple and happy." ”

Zeng Jun looked up at the sky and said faintly: "Simple and happy, in fact, many people know it, but they can't let go of the temptation of reality." ”

Meng Dieying said: "Emma, I said you guys don't be sour, come and hold the boat, we're going out to the river to fish." ”

Fifteen people were divided into two groups, Zeng Jun plus the four beauties in the studio plus the two of Zero Degrees and seven people were exactly one group, and the others were all in the other group.

As a result, Wenling idlers saw that the cooking master Ruoju was in Zeng Jun's group, and decisively asked for a transfer. Well, in order to carry forward the fine tradition of respecting the old and loving the young, in the end everyone agreed.

It is not very difficult to support the bamboo row, everyone will be able to adapt to it for a while, and they don't need to be very professional anyway.

The small bamboo row in the middle reaches of the river, walking on both sides of the towering green mountains, the red stars are shining, and I go fishing......

Zeng Jun stood at one end of the bamboo row, skillfully casting the net, collecting the net, and dragging it up to see that it was empty.

NND was not very lucky, and when he came again, he cast another net and skillfully closed the net, but the result was still empty.

On the other bamboo row, EQ pointed here and laughed, and said: "It's useless to have a good cook, a group of people can't fish, and it's difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, how about Sister Ruoju want to transfer to our side, for your sake, we can barely take in Zero, and tell you that it is a must to cast nets and fish." ”

The four beauties despised together: "Cut, what you say is better than what you sing, catch a fish and come up to show us." ”

EQ bent down and lifted the fishing net and said: "Everyone is optimistic, this net goes down, not to mention more, there are still one or two fish." ”

As he spoke, he threw the net out with all his might, and then clumsily retracted the net. The nets are obviously different when lifted, there must be something in them.

EQ said triumphantly: "Haha, I'll just say it, casting nets and fishing is a trivial matter for my brother, and it will happen since I was a child." ”

As he spoke, he pulled the fishing net out of the water, and there was indeed a black thing in the net, and everyone looked at it, and Nima turned out to be a leather shoe.

I don't know which tourist accidentally lost it in the river, it is estimated that it has been soaked in the water for some days, and the leather shoes are covered with mud and moss. Wash it with water and look at it, the good guy is still a famous Chinese brand "Italian old man's head".

Everyone pointed to the leather shoe and laughed, and several beauties laughed so hard that they were about to break out.

EQ was embarrassed, and said again and again: "I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I'll try to cast a net again, this time it will definitely be impossible to net leather shoes again." ”