Chapter 153: Trapped in the Painting
"Huh? What is it? Liu Xiaoxiao saw that Xu Kai had a talisman pasted on his arm, took it off and read: "Scapechalist talisman? ”
"Scapegoats? Did I suffer for him just now? Xu Kai didn't expect that there were such talismans in the world, and he always felt that those were all liars' things.
"That's right, hehe!" The fake God of Wealth took advantage of Xu Kai's inattention and pasted an invisibility talisman on his body, and disappeared like this.
"Huh?" Xu Kai thought that this was just simply invisible, and he cut down with a sword but didn't get anything.
"Is he really an immortal? Why did it just disappear like that? Liu Xiaoxiao exclaimed.
"Have you ever seen such a fairy?"
"Hate ......"
"It seems that this liar can use spells, but I underestimate him too much."
"It's rare for a liar to have real talent and learning......"
"Of course you have to have, how can you deceive people if you don't have any skills? This liar seems to have been instructed by a master, could it be that Zhang Tianshi? ”
"Listen to this name, you know that it is not small, let's go find him!"
"What are you looking for him? We're looking for the entrance to the fourth floor, let's go. ”
"Do you know where the entrance is?"
"I just don't know how to look for it, stupid!"
"Dare you call me stupid? I ask you, what is the largest organ in the human body? ”
"Well...... Mine, of course...... Hey hey ......"
"Sure enough, it's a big pervert, it's skin, stupid!"
"Huh? Skin? Xu Kai thought about it carefully, looked at his skin again, and then suddenly realized, and exclaimed: "Oh! I see, it is indeed skin! ”
"You don't know until now? Stupid! ”
"Really? Then I ask you, why do frogs jump higher than trees? ”
"Because it's a little sapling, right?"
"Wrong! Trees won't jump, stupid. ”
"Huh? Then I'll ask you again......"
"Hehe, let's play with each other, let's not play this, it's better to get down to business."
"Humph! Scared, right? ”
"Mmmm, I'm scared of you." Xu Kai replied while looking around, looking absent-minded, obviously smiling perfunctorily, and had no intention of admitting defeat.
"What are you looking for?"
"Of course it's someone to look for, this place is really strange, there is no one."
"It's a little strange...... Liu Xiaoxiao realized that both ends of the road were beyond the eye, it seemed to be in the suburbs, and there were no houses around.
"Lonely men and widows, hehe......" Xu Kai deliberately glanced at Liu Xiaoxiao badly, pretending to have bad intentions.
"You ......" Liu Xiaoxiao was not afraid of Xu Kai, because the Dragon Descending Tiger Sword had already floated to her side.
"Okay, you eat things outside the inside......" Xu Kai muttered a few words, but he didn't dare to let Yang Undefeated in the Dragon and Tiger Sword hear it, because he scolded this sword, this is his own weapon, but now he is completely controlled by Yang Undefeated, and he doesn't listen to his own call at all.
Yang Undefeated didn't speak, he also noticed that there was something wrong with this place, but he didn't know what was wrong, ordinary masters could feel the popularity within a radius of ten miles, Yang Undefeated could even feel the breath of animals, but now he couldn't even feel the breath of half an animal, it was too weird.
"Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Suddenly there was the laughter of the fake God of Wealth just now from the sky, Xu Kai and Liu Xiaoxiao looked in the direction from which the voice came, and were immediately startled. The fake God of Wealth's big face is condescending, but he can't see his body, like the picture of a fairy appearing on TV.
"Hah, you big-headed ghost! What tricks are you playing again? Xu Kai said angrily.
"You can't leave this place, because it's just a painting." The fake God of Wealth laughed.
"It turned out to be a painting? No wonder ......" Yang Undefeated then understood why he couldn't feel the breath of any creature, and really pinched a cold sweat, he was not only trapped in the Dragon Descending Tiger Sword, but also trapped in the painting, it was really a cup......
"Really? Then I'll burn this painting with a fire! Xu Kai made a quick decision and decided to ignite the fire immediately.
"Huh? No! The fake God of Wealth was shocked, but it was too late, Xu Kai specially bought fire oil in the props store in order to spread the fire faster, and poured a large piece of it before lighting the fire.
The fire began to burn, and since this was a painting, it was naturally painted on paper, and wherever it burned, it would disappear. Xu Kai is not worried that he will be burned too, because they are not painted.
"Don't! Don't! Wow! The fake God of Wealth screamed again and again, it turned out that he was the person in the painting, and burning this painting was tantamount to burning him.
"Meow a mi, it turns out that you are also fake, then ......" Xu Kai began to be a little worried, because the fake God of Wealth is not the one who paints, so who will the real opponent be? Even the person in the painting is so difficult to deal with, and his creator must be even more terrifying......
"Help! The fire is burning! It's burning! Liu Xiaoxiao was a girl after all, and when she saw the fierceness of the fire, she was frightened, but she didn't know where to flee, because they were completely surrounded.
Xu Kaihan said: "I said it would be fine, don't you believe me?" ”
"You're so unreliable! I don't believe you, I believe him! Liu Xiaoxiao knew that the Dragon Descending Tiger Sword would protect herself, so she quickly grabbed it, blocked it in front, and slashed when she saw the fire, although she couldn't cut it......
"What a shield...... Xu Kai had no choice but to go with her.
After about 10 minutes, the entire painting was finally burned, and a whole new world appeared in front of the three of them. No, it's not ...... Isn't this the altar of Taoist practices? There are still many ordinary people around them staring at them, looking at them like that, it seems that they want to break Xu Kai and others into pieces.
"Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit......" A mage wearing Taoist clothes is opening the altar, and there are words in his mouth, some are Mandarin, some are bird language, in short, it is a mixture.
"Stop as soon as you have diarrhea!" Xu Kai thought of the classic advertising slogan, and took it very cleverly, which made Liu Xiaoxiao almost burst into laughter.
"Demon, suffer death!" This Taoist priest's name is Zhang Tianshi, compared with Zhang Tianshi, there is such a radical, it turns out that Xu Kai heard it wrong before, and the two words have the same sound.
Xu Kai knew that he did have some ability, so he would not obediently stand in place and let him cast a spell, and shot an arrow over.