Chapter 539: Evil Liar
Gao Fei had long wanted to get Xu Tian's Thunder No. 1, and now when he heard him say this, he was even more ecstatic, of course, he would not show it, pretending to be very surprised, and asked, "What?" What do you mean...... This car was given to Goofy? ”
A liar is a liar, if it weren't for Xu Tian's intentional tricks, he would have been deceived by this Gao Fei, he replied: "Well, I'm just keeping it on my behalf, Gao Fei's father Gao Feng wants me to give him the car after I find him." ”
"This ......" Goofy began to regret why he didn't say earlier that he was the Goofy he was looking for, for a liar, this is really a failure......
Xu Tian felt even more amused when he saw his expression, and said: "The Gao Fei I am looking for is definitely not a liar, okay, I'll go first, I hope you can be good people again, there are still many good people in this world, as long as you observe patiently, you will find out." ”
"Wait!" Goofy didn't want the fat sheep in his hand to slip away like this, so he had an idea, and suddenly thought of a good idea.
Zhou Tian had expected that he was reluctant to give up his car, so he turned around and asked, "What?" Still have questions? ”
"We were rehearsing just now, and what we said was all lines, not true, right?" Goofy constantly glared at his wife and daughters and asked them to cooperate with him.
Goofy's wife reacted immediately and smiled: "Ah! Yes, we're rehearsing for a show, and we're going to have an official performance tomorrow, so I'm so nervous, so I found such a secluded place, hehe. ”
His daughter chimed in: "Well, that's right! Have you seen our films? ”
Xu Tian touched his chin and glanced at them stupidly, then turned around and continued walking, turning around and saying, "Oh? That's a reasonable explanation, so let's get ahead with the show. ”
"Wait!" Gao Fei saw that Xu Tian looked like he believed it was true, and felt that he could continue to deceive.
"What's the matter?" Xu Tian stopped again, expecting Gao Fei to jump into his trap.
Gao Fei pretended to be very aggrieved and walked around to Xu Tian's front, so as to block his way. "Actually...... Actually, I'm the Goofy you're looking for, and I didn't admit it just now for fear of affecting the mood of the rehearsal, I'm sorry......"
"Oh? Are you sure? You're the Goofy I'm looking for? As he spoke, Goofy's wife and daughter followed. Surround Xu Tian in the middle and put on an iron triangle formation, which is the usual pattern of liars, so that you have no way to escape.
"It's true! Oh, this is my ID. Goofy immediately took out his ID card from his worn-out wallet. Of course, his ID card is real, so he is not worried that Xu Tian will see the flaw.
Xu Tian took Gao Fei's ID card and compared it carefully, although the face on his ID card looked like a ghost, but it could still be distinguished from the martial arts hall, and it was still somewhat similar to the person in front of him.
Xu Tian returned his ID card to Gao Fei and said with a smile: "Hehe, it's really called Gao Fei...... Do you remember where you live? ”
"This ......" How does Gao Fei know where Xu Tian is looking for Gao Fei to live? When he was nervous, he would scratch his scalp, and his hair, which had been neatly combed, suddenly became messy and trendy......
Xu Tian saw that he couldn't answer, so he made up a lie for him. said, "Well, it looks like you've lost your memory. ”
"How do you know?" Gao Fei was worried that he couldn't find an excuse, but he didn't expect that the fool in front of him would actually help him, and immediately smiled.
Xu Tian began to make up the story and said, "You disappeared from the hospital after losing your memory, and we have been looking for you for many years but have not found you. ”
"Original...... I really have amnesia......" Goofy suddenly held his head in great pain, as if he was about to explode, and he couldn't even stand on his feet.
Xu Tian continued: "Well, you not only have amnesia, but you are also a cripple. That's right. Are you lame? ”
Goofy has been sitting in a chair from the beginning until now, and now isn't it just the right thing to come in?
Goofy began to get into the groove and pretended to be very hard to get up. Then he limped in front of Xu Tian and said, "That's right, I'm a cripple......"
Xu Tian almost laughed, didn't he walk quite fast just now? This guy is kind of funny.
So, he decided to continue the deception and make this guy suffer a little.
Xu Tian looked at Goofy's left eye. "Also, he is blind in his left eye and is born unable to see. ”
"Huh?" Gao Fei was stunned for a while, then came back to his senses and said, "This ...... Do you know this? No wonder I couldn't see anything in my left eye, and I thought I was blinded by someone, but I was born with ......"
"Can't you really see it?" Xu Tian stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Gao Fei's left eye, and suddenly made a gesture of gouging out his eyes to scare him.
I didn't expect this Gao Fei to really be able to bear it, he gritted his teeth, and didn't even blink in his left eye, and just held on.
"It's true...... Xu Tian began to admire his acting skills, stopped dancing in front of him, held his chin and smiled: "There are still ......"
"Huh? And also?! Gao Fei broke out in a cold sweat now, and he didn't know what the next problem was, and he thought: Could it be that Gao Fei who is looking for this person is a first-class disabled person?
After a while, Xu Tian pointed to his smart head and said with a smile: "Of course, I have all the characteristics of Gao Fei in my mind, otherwise how can I find someone?" ”
Goofy suddenly felt very strange, since he remembered everything about Goofy, why didn't he know what Goofy really looked like? Could it be that he really looks exactly like the Goofy he is looking for, is there such a coincidental thing in this world?
He looked sideways at Xu Tian's Thunder No. 1 again, he had never seen such a unique shape, it was estimated that it was specially made, and the price of this kind of car was also the most expensive, even if it couldn't be sold, it was good to use it for large models.
Thinking of this, Gao Fei also let go and asked, "Oh...... That...... Say it quickly, what else? ”
Of course, Xu Tian knew what he was looking at, and he was also looking for the high-flying feature in front of him, this person had thick eyebrows and big eyes, and his facial features were upright, just now he said that he couldn't see with his left eye, now it's time to talk about his eyebrows, and said, "Well, I finally remembered!" The Goofy I'm looking for doesn't have eyebrows, he's been sticking fakes. ”
"Oh...... You wait...... "Since you decided to cheat, there is nothing you can't let go, and the eyebrows will grow back anyway."
Gao Fei immediately turned around, took out a knife to wipe out his eyebrows, and then made a move to remove the fake eyebrows, this guy really did anything for money, hehe...... (To be continued.) )