Chapter 1 The Forced Dust Goes Away
In a small valley a few hundred meters away from the Novice Village, a good-looking but disheveled-dressed sorceress sat on top of a warrior in a suit of golden armor, and from a distance, the two seemed to be doing something shameful.
"Brother Tiger, no one will come here...... I hate it! Where are your hands? ”
"It's been six years since the server was opened, and there are still ghosts in the novice village! Even if there are novices, they won't come here, so they will go directly to the main city to find someone to bring them! You're all my people, why are you so shy! ”
Indeed, as the warrior said, "Legend" has been open for six years, and no one has come to the novice village for a long time, so there is no need to worry about someone peeping, so the two of them let go of their hands and feet very wantonly, wanting to seek a thrill in the wild.
It's just that what the two didn't expect was that in the bushes five meters away, a pair of obscene eyes were staring at the movements of the two, the black pupils were extremely transparent, obviously using the skill of increasing the visual effect, and the pupil technique was also used in the range of five meters, and the movements of the two were undoubtedly a live-action close-up.
Ji Ji didn't expect to encounter such a fragrant scene when looking for a little low-level herb in the novice village, so he subconsciously used the assassin's "gaze" skill.
The more I look at the chicken slag, the more it hurts, the purpose of coming to the novice village this time is to refresh the poisonous dragon flower that is only refreshed once every half a month, but now the poisonous dragon flower is under these two field comrades! I don't want to expose my chicken dregs can only nest in place and wait for the two of them to leave, but after watching it for a long time, the chicken dregs are also a little itchy in their hearts, and they can't wait to rush up and knock which fighter to the ground, but even if the chicken dregs have this strength, they won't do it, women will be punished very severely if they don't agree, and the most important thing is that this woman's appearance is really not his dish!
The two of them had been inking for almost half an hour, and there was no more substantial progress, and even the green tendons on their foreheads burst out.
"Oops! I'll go! You're as fast as a man! Can you not be so inked! When you're done, get away from my dragon flower! You're crushed by all the flowers! ”
The chicken dregs, who really couldn't stand it, jumped out of hiding place at once, pointed at the male warrior's nose and began to scold, the poisonous dragon flower he had been waiting for for half a month had already been deformed. The male warrior and the female sorcerer were stunned, the two had no idea that there would be people so close!
"Who the hell are you!?"
The sorceress exclaimed, put her hands in front of her chest, and panicked from the male warrior's body to hide behind him.
The sudden appearance of the chicken rot directly scared him soft, and the psychology of being a thief made him attack the chicken rot without saying a word.
"Uh...... Please call me passerby A, if I say that I am passing by to make soy sauce, do you believe me? ”
Faced with the male warrior's questioning, Ji Ji touched the bridge of his nose with some embarrassment, and said an answer that made the male warrior and the female warlock almost vomit blood.
"Die!"
The annoyed and angry male warrior immediately didn't talk nonsense with the chicken, and the sword was raised, and with a roar, it directly activated the warrior's "charge" skill, five meters, just within the range of the charge.
The male warrior's body slammed into Ji Lao's body, and the big knife directly pierced Ji Lao's stomach, but the male soldier's face was not relieved at all, but instantly turned pale! Because he didn't feel the feeling of being hit at all!
Damn it! Fake! It's a phantom clone! He's a master! Wait a minute! I don't think I've seen the name chicken dregs somewhere......
By the time the male warrior realized that something was wrong, it was too late, and one dagger was only two fingers wide and extremely sharp had pierced his neck, and the other was full of serrated teeth and pulled a long wound down his spine, and both daggers were covered with green liquid, obviously poisonous!
A dense row of damage rose from the warrior's head, and the next moment the warrior's body fell to the ground, and the big knife in his hand made a crisp sound, falling to the ground, and suddenly being killed by chicken dregs!
It's him! That assassin wanted by nearly a hundred guilds! Damn traitors!
At the moment before he died, the male warrior finally thought of where he had seen the name chicken bad, and suddenly he was wanted by his guild!
"I said I want PK and you wear all the equipment too, isn't this a death, brother is the top 1oooo assassin. Uh, once ...... A level 65 excellent quality sword is barely worth a breakfast......"
Ji Ji put away the dagger, flattened his mouth, and whispered to himself, while bending down to pick up the broadsword dropped by the warrior, looking at the attributes and giving an evaluation.
"Big sister, don't stay, if you don't want to die, throw all the money and valuable things on your body on the ground."
Putting away the sword, the chicken's eyes turned to the sorceress, this time his eyes were even hotter, but not because of desire, but because of the possible monetary gain!
"Ahh
The female warlock was stunned for a long time, a little incredulous, the male warrior would be killed in one hit! You must know that the male warrior is one of the elite members of their union, how can he not be seconded by an assassin!
There was a piercing sonic attack, and the sorceress turned into a white light and disappeared in front of the chicken. Suddenly, it was used offline!
"Damn! It's offline! Don't you want to be so ruthless! I knew I should have dragged her into combat as well. Hey, let's go home and wash and sleep......"
Seeing that the sorceress actually chose to go offline, the whole face immediately pulled down, the sorceress did not team up with the warriors, so the warrior's first attack failed to let her enter the combat state, and the sorceress's offline also meant the drop of one less piece of equipment.
Some annoyed to find a safe area offline, today's harvest is not high, plus the warrior's golden sword, barely enough to eat two meals by himself, there are still 3 days before the deadline for paying rent, but the rent has not landed at all, it has been dragging people's aunts for 3 months, and if it drags on, even the chicken itself has no face to live.
If you still don't have the money to pay the rent after 3 days, then you can only move to the old stubborn Taoist temple to live, but! There are too many prohibitions in the Taoist temple before the old guy dies! The network can't be covered!
Ay! It's a pity that I entered the "Legend" too late, and missed the most golden time period, even if I spent more effort to catch up with the level afterwards, but I didn't enjoy any of the rewards of the top 1ooo in each stage of each profession.
missed by a fraction of a millimeter, just because he entered the game five months late, the chicken dregs were never able to catch up with the first echelon, and many high-paying commissions naturally could not be received.
But even if he is at a series of disadvantages, with the strength of chicken bads, he is still hanging around the 10,000 in the comprehensive strength ranking of assassins, but it is a pity that he was betrayed in the end, otherwise he would not be so miserable, and he needs to explode equipment for food.
"If it hadn't been delayed for a few months, with my ability, there would still be a chance for your group of grandsons to jump?! If I give my brother another chance, I will abuse your group of grandchildren! Those grandchildren who chase my brother every day, my brother must let you know why the flowers are so red! ”
Glancing at his ranking, Ji Ji sighed and quit the game.
Seeing that it was still early, there was still more than an hour before the part-time job, and Ji Ji was just about to fight against the stand-alone game that had plagued him for a while, when a holographic advertising pop-up suddenly appeared in front of Ji Ji.
"Oh ~ Yamai Disc ~ One Library! One library! ”
A great-looking big-breasted cutie appeared in front of the chicken and was cleverly covered at several key points.
Even though we have entered the holographic era, it is still not uncommon to see small yellow advertisements flying in the sky, and these small advertisements are even more tempting than just a web page on a computer.
"The latest love action movie in the island country! Do you want to download it......"
"No! How could a decent gentleman like me look at such a vulgar thing! ”
I had just witnessed the movement in the heart of the chicken dregs in the field, and my heart was a little itchy, but the evil thoughts in my heart had just risen, and the expression of the chicken dregs became very serious, and I firmly rejected the little evil thoughts in my heart.
"Oops! How my hands don't listen to the command! My client terminal doesn't listen to instructions anymore! It's automatically downloaded! ”
It's just that the actions and thoughts of the chicken dregs are completely different.,Skillfully tear off the point where the holographic image in front of you is covered,A download prompt box pops up,In the case of not seeing the content clearly at all,Without hesitation, I chose "OK",Immediately continued**The holographic eyebrows of the chicken dregs became clear all of a sudden,As if it really appeared in front of the chicken dregs,Stretched out his hand to him with a shy face。
"Forget it! Anyway, it's all down, it's all God's will, what does the master say, the destiny of heaven cannot be violated, try it! ”
The chicken lees shook his Adam's apple with some difficulty, and then entered the experience mode.
……
"Oh~"
Nearly half an hour later, a burst of white liquid burst out, hitting the client's socket with precision.
Time became extremely slow at this moment, and the chicken watched his children and grandchildren pass through the barrier of time and space, fly slowly, and fall into the link between the socket and the client, and it was too late to make a move.
"Nourishing !!"
In an instant, the electric light spread along the line connecting the holographic device to the whole body of the chicken.
The powerful electric current turned the chicken rot into a charred corpse almost instantly.
In the last second, a sentence came to the mind of the chicken.
Small masturbation, big masturbation, strong masturbation ashes!
Wait a minute! I'm dead! It won't make headlines tomorrow! I shouldn't have written "A man died of electrocution due to xxx"!
My pants haven't been pulled up yet! The movies I have in my client haven't been deleted yet! What a majestic image of my shore! God! Don't! Please give me one more minute! Just a minute! ……
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