Chapter Ninety-Three: I heard the soft sound of the lower limit loosening
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But all beautiful women are very good at disguise and deception, and the more beautiful they are, the more they will deceive.
This is a saying that Sigma had heard in his last life.
This seemingly quite reasonable wise saying is the thirty-fourth generation of the airborne officer of a certain Bright Holy See, the second generation of the Pope [Longbow - I have a lot of sisters, but the special one I just marry one - Mu You's little brother] (Okay, it's Zhang Wuji...... Phew, Zhang Wuji)'s beautiful mother said in person before her death, although the Pope's classmates remembered it very well, but obviously did not really understand the spirit of this sentence, so that the frustrations he encountered in the first half of his life were basically paying for not understanding this sentence, in contrast, Sigma had already personally understood the sadness contained in this sentence - he believed that a certain old writer who said this sentence through the mouth of the character in the book must have also encountered emotional twists and turns in this regard.
And that's exactly the case, another work of this old man, which tells the story of the chief leader of an illegal organization that gathers idle people in society to disturb the law and order and carry out organized begging activities, and a certain principality handsome prince and a bald papal member of the bottom of the book, once set the confidants of the white-faced little prince as the little prince's sister, because the old man encountered emotional setbacks, he couldn't help but have a strong idea of revenge against the society, so he borrowed the plot of the book to "May the world have ** are long-lost brothers and sisters", but soon after the old man had a new love, very comfortable, happy, it was revised again, so that the poor old prince was happy to be a father, so that the little prince was not biological, so that the sisters became cousins, leaving everyone with a meaningful space for reverie, the mystery of the period, it is not enough for outsiders.
Sigma certainly doesn't have such ups and downs in the sad past, but he has a bottomless fiancée, in the battle of wits with this future wife with a big brain and a black belly, he deeply felt the truth contained in the phrase "beautiful women are good at deceiving people", and it turns out that this is the case, Alice is very good at deceiving people, indifferent on the surface, and a girl at heart, but she still hides her dark personality, and the same is true for Ji Li in front of her.
After Sigma invited the other party to come to his house to sit down, in less than a minute, Jili cleaned herself up, from a delusional and strict shaking-masochist to a cold and glamorous iceberg serious and meticulous model-level paladin, even Sigma couldn't believe that this righteous and majestic paladin was still racing the unbearable yellow joke a minute ago.
“…… Your acting skills are really good, you can almost be an actor. Sigma was sincerely impressed, because Gilly replayed the cold paladin in front of him without blushing, this kind of realistic acting can no longer be described as shameless, it is as smooth and natural as a double personality.
"Acting? Actor? Ji Li gasped slightly, and said in disbelief, "Are you talking about the kind of actor who plays different roles and performs live performances in various situations according to the shameful plot of various situations in a restricted theater where only VIPs are allowed to enter?" ”
"There is such a place in the trough, tell me how I got the membership...... It's weird! Sigma exclaimed, "Since you have become an iceberg, be your paladin for me!" Don't make yellow jokes! ”
Ji Li stood upright, and her heroic demeanor made people feel that they did not dare to blaspheme, but her words were very infuriating, and the girl twisted her body slightly and whispered: "I...... I can't help it! ”
“…… You've completely taken me as a live target for squirting yellow jokes! How can you do that! Please! It's clear that I've mastered your weaknesses, so you should be obedient! Why do you feel like you're getting more and more unscrupulous! Sigma looked sad, "The script is wrong!" Could it be that the weakness of an upright and rigorous female knight has been mastered, shouldn't the next life be an enviable slap with this as a threat? Why do I have to listen to your pornography here! ”
"Really...... Do you really want to do this? Gilly's eyes lit up and her eyes widened, "What...... What to do? Finally...... Finally revealed his true colors. ”
…… Sigma was speechless and turned to leave, although he really wanted to do something with his sister, but the object should not be Kirly. He's not the kind of guy who doesn't choose to eat, first, I've known this guy for less than a day, second, I can't bear that kind of character, and third, Jili is a paladin after all, and it's a very strange paladin.
"Eh, don't go!" Jili saw Sigma leave, and hurriedly chased after her, "You promised me to let me see the Great Collection!" Ahh......h
"......" Sigma decided not to say anything.
The two of them walked through the teaching area and walked in the direction of the higher faculty dormitory, along the way Ji Li had been showing people in a cold but polite manner, when passing by strangers, she would nod her head implicitly, but when no one was around, she would whisper to Sigma with a serious face, constantly releasing her stock of yellow jokes that she had accumulated for more than ten years.
But when she got to the vegetable patch in front of Sigma's house, she froze.
"What is that, that!" In front of the Eight Gates Golden Lock Vegetable Garden, Ji Li reached out and pinched Sigma's sleeve, and with the other hand, she trembled and pointed to the two vegetable fields in the direction of "Death Gate" and "Death Gate", and asked in a hurried tone.
The dark magic plants planted in those two vegetable fields are mainly vines, and countless thick and flexible green vines are like crazy demons, Sigma once solemnly told Athena that these two vegetable fields are very dangerous, because these variant vines have a strong winding instinct, and the sensory organs at the top of the tentacles--I mean the vines-are very afraid of light, so they like to burrow into the dark and warm and moist holes, both male and female invaders, after being entangled, there will probably be a terrible experience that will be remembered for a lifetime...... However, Sigma obviously underestimated the lower limit of the paladin, and after a brief explanation, Kiri's eyes glowed with excitement, she licked the corners of her mouth, and hesitated, "I want to ...... I want to give it a try......"
"Don't go!" Sigma grabbed Kiri's wrist, "You'll be wrapped in powerful vines and hung in the air!" Not only will they tear your armor and clothes, but they'll also leave a slimy, disgusting liquid on you! Not only that, but they love to drill there! If you dare to go, I won't save you! I'll just inform Bishop Harry that there's a guy who seems to be a paladin who came to my garden to steal vegetables, and got caught, so let them come and pick them up, and your colleagues and superiors will see the shame of you being hung in and out of the air by vines! If you're scared, if you're scared, stop me! ”
"...... What is it like to be seen by everyone? Ji Li's brain made up, and her breathing became heavier, "Okay...... Looks like a lot of fun! ”
“…… You give me about a little! Sigma couldn't bear it anymore, and came to open the stele with a thousand powers......
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