Chapter 385: Jokes aside, the leading player's various sighs aside, I rushed to the next mission location with the Staff of Fire!

Just now I didn't just have nothing to do to find trouble with the Giant Spider Emperor, although a silver-level boss is quite attractive to me, but I'm too lazy to do it if I have nothing to do, just because killing the Giant Spider Emperor is one of my C-level tasks, so I ran this trip, otherwise I wouldn't be too lazy to run for more than half an hour!

Although there was something wrong, I didn't encounter the refreshed Giant Spider Emperor, but I killed the Giant Spider Emperor who was advanced mutation, but it's all the same, anyway, as long as it's the Giant Spider Emperor!

After killing the Giant Spider Emperor and completing a C-rank mission, I couldn't help but feel very good, and then it was much simpler, and there were two B-level missions, and if I got it, the experience and rewards of Jin Cancan would come to my face!

However, now the task has to be put aside, because the time is already six o'clock in the afternoon, and if you don't go offline, the laughing girl will come to urge after a while!

Find a place where no one is around, click offline, and be watched by people when the province goes online, you know, the moment it goes online, the ID and equipment light or something are displayed by default, especially for players like me who have already been famous, once they are discovered, the first thing must be to be watched, or they are targeted by others, and they want to up, so, when they go offline, it's better to find a secluded place!

Clicking on the offline line, with the flash of light, my eyes suddenly went black, and then slowly returned to normal again!

Gently push open the hatch of the game compartment and climb out of it!

As soon as I came out of the game room, I smelled an enticing aroma coming to my nose, which was the aroma of the finished dish, and I couldn't help but jump my appetite!

He crawled out of the game compartment, put on his shoes, opened the door and walked out to the living room!

As a result, I had just left the door, and the bathroom door also clicked open, and a lovely beautiful girl wrapped in a bath towel walked out of the bathroom, her hair was still drooping with wet droplets, and on her chest was a large piece of white flesh, and a pair of murder weapons held up the bath towel bulging.

"Ah......h

"Bang ......"

With a violent bang, the laughing girl quickly retracted into the bathroom, and slammed the bathroom door shut again!

"Why did you get out, aren't you supposed to be still in the game???" The laughing girl hiding in the bathroom spoke!

Hearing the voice of the laughing girl, I woke up from my stunned state, scratched my head, but didn't know what to say, just muttered stupidly: "Eh, this, that ......"

"What this and that, can you go in first, my clothes are still in that room, I'm going to change my clothes!" The laughing girl hid in the bathroom and shouted!

"Oh, oh, oh, got it, I'll go in!" Hearing the words of the laughing girl, I couldn't help but blush, and hurriedly replied, opened the door, and hid back in the room, damn, fortunately wrapped in a bath towel, otherwise it would be embarrassing, but, if the laughing girl is not wrapped in a bath towel, is that considered welfare......

Thinking about it, I suddenly felt a stream of liquid flowing out of my nose, and then it flowed into my mouth, salty, and a little fishy, wiped it with my hand, and looked, mother, blood red, mother, there was a nosebleed, I went, all evil!

I hurriedly pulled out a bunch of tissues from the cardboard box, and finally got a nosebleed, damn, sure enough, my brother's concentration is not enough, otherwise, I wouldn't have seen the laughing girl's nosebleed after taking a bath, but, the laughing girl's figure really doesn't have to say, the skin, snow-white......

Damn, I can't think about it, the nosebleed is coming down again!

The nosebleed that was finally managed to get it was bleeding all over the ground again, damn, it's a pity not to donate blood!

It took a while to get the nosebleed for the second time, and this time my brother I didn't dare to think about anything, guilty of sin!!

"Alright, it's time to come out, it's time to eat!" The voice of the laughing girl came in from outside the door!

Hearing this, I opened the door and walked out!

What caught my eye was a girl in a short green floral skirt, with beautiful bright eyes, beautiful and beautiful!!

"Wow, smile, wear so little, aren't you afraid of catching a cold???" I looked at the smiling girl in a miniskirt and a camisole and couldn't help but smile!

"Cut, no taste, this is the most popular this year, hum, stinky rascal, it's really not the same era as me, uh-huh, it won't be an uncle!" The laughing girl pouted!

"Eh, uncle...... "Hearing the words of the laughing girl, I couldn't help but have the urge to squirt blood, mother, I am a strong and strong young man, what does it look like an uncle, sister, although the couple is a good child, but you can't bully the puppet like this, how can the puppet grow like an uncle......

Seeing that I looked resentful, the laughing girl couldn't help but sneer, and said, "Okay, okay, I won't tease you, stinky rascal, come over for dinner!" ”

Hearing this, I noticed that there was a fragrant meal on the table, and from the appearance, it felt very delicious, but this kind of beautiful and fragrant food, it is estimated that the taste will not be bad!

Damn, sure enough, when I came out twice, my attention was on the laughing girl, and the allure of beauty was really much stronger than food!

"What are you doing in a daze, come over for dinner!" Seeing that I was still stunned, the laughing girl couldn't help urging!

"Oh, oh, here we are!" Hearing the words of the laughing girl, I quickly replied!

I quickly came to the dining table, pushed away the chair, and sat down!

In front of me, a whole table of fragrant meals was placed in front of me, there were meat and vegetarian, and a whole cup of bitter gourd pork rib soup was stewed, the fragrant smell was fragrant, and my saliva almost flowed out, mother, the laughing girl is really a good girl in the kitchen under the hall, the last time I came, she helped me clean up the house in order, and even with my medicine boxes that I don't know how many years have been put out by her to organize in order!

This time, I made a table of good dishes, and it still looks very good, tsk, the legendary super good wife and mother!

"If you marry a wife, it seems to be pretty good!" Such an idea suddenly popped up in my mind, but soon, I was thrown out of my mind, laughing at the girl is so smart and beautiful, beautiful and cute girl, I think there are many people chasing her, when will it be the turn to get this kind of three-no person with no money, no background, no money!

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but smile wryly and shake my head, smiling self-deprecatingly!

"Stinky rascal, why are you shaking your head???" Seeing that I was shaking my head there, the laughing girl couldn't help but ask suspiciously!

"No, nothing!" I smiled and shook my head!

"By the way, stinky rascal, didn't you say that you had to go offline after completing the task, why did you go offline so quickly, and the task was completed???" The laughing girl said to me with a smile!

"No, I made one, and I'll do it the rest of the night!" I shook my head and said!

"Oh!" The laughing girl nodded and said, "Come, let's eat!" ”

As she spoke, the laughing girl handed me a bowl of rice!

I picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs from the plate and put it in my mouth, and suddenly, a refreshing taste spread from the tip of my tongue to my taste buds, and the sweet taste almost made me swallow my tongue!

"Okay, it's delicious......" I said indistinctly, puffing out a mouthful of something!

"It's delicious, hehe, sister, my cooking skills are the best in our family, my mother's craftsmanship is not as good as mine, hum, you can eat the food I made by myself, you kid is blessed!" When the laughing girl heard me complimenting, she couldn't help but say proudly: "Oh, let's eat more delicious!" ”

As she spoke, the laughing girl gave me another piece of fried pork and put it in my bowl!

"Uh-huh, I'll do it myself!" After taking the slices of meat from the laughing girl, I hurriedly spoke!

"Hehe, what's polite, anyway, it's made of materials found in your refrigerator, and I don't lose anything, anyway, I suddenly remembered a joke!" The laughing girl said with a smile!

"What a joke ???" I'm curious!

"Anyway, one day, when the family of three went to the toilet for dinner, and the mother fly and the father fly were eating happily, the baby fly asked the mother, 'Mommy, Mommy, why do we eat?' The fly father and the fly mother looked at the baby and continued to eat without saying anything. After a while, the baby fly asked, 'Mommy, Mommy, why are we eating?' The mother fly was furious and said angrily to the baby fly: 'Go! Don't ask such disgusting questions while we're eating! The laughing girl spoke!

......Hearing this, I couldn't help but almost squirt out the food in the bowl, "Sister, don't tell this kind of disgusting joke when we eat, it's okay, it's going to be indigestion!" ”

"Hahahaha!" Seeing that I almost didn't spray rice but couldn't hold back, the laughing girl couldn't help laughing!

Seeing this, I couldn't help but smile wryly and shake my head, damn, this girl is too strong to provoke!

Fortunately, although the joke of the laughing girl is a bit disgusting, but fortunately, the deliciousness of the meal is enough to make me forget this disgusting episode, the meal made by this girl is really not covered, it tastes so good!

Soon, we wiped out all the food on the table!