At the top of Phoenix Mountain, Tie Yuting finally found a thief hole in a dense grass, so Tie Yuting jumped up, and the little bear 002 standing next to him covered his eyes with his hands when he saw this, and also jumped down.

Bang, bang!

"Get out!"

Tie Yuting kicked away the little bear 002 who was pressing on his body, and found that there were some dry bones under his feet, and countless arrows were inserted in the dry bones, all of which were about to become hedgehogs, obviously the corpses of those tomb robbers.

At this moment, with a boom, Tie Yuting was taken aback, it turned out to be a stone slab that blocked the thief hole, click, and countless mechanical arms drilled out of the surrounding walls, these arms held crossbow arrows, as if as long as Tie Yuting made a rash move, ten thousand arrows would shoot him into a hedgehog.

"Holy!"

Tie Yuting broke out in a cold sweat, this broken road map was simply a pit, he saw the front gate at a glance, could it be that he had to break this door to escape?

System: You enter the door of life and death at the entrance of the tomb of Roger Moria, the only way to survive is to answer the question, and then the door of life and death will be questioned, as long as you answer all the questions correctly, you can enter the tomb, the answer time is 20 seconds, answer a wrong question, the mechanism will shoot 6000 crossbow arrows once.

After the system prompt ended, a question immediately appeared at the door of life and death in front of Tie Yuting, and a countdown was being made at the bottom of the question, 30 seconds, 29 seconds, and 28 seconds

Question 1: Cao Cao's family invited the ministers, and two concubines quarreled because of a dispute over favor. The two of them had to fight to the death, shouting that the prime minister should make decisions for themselves. Cao Cao was so angry that he had a headache, and scolded loudly: "You two are all together!" There was a dead silence all around. Suddenly, a military general rushed out of his seat and knelt on the ground and shouted: "The last general Xie Cheng rewarded!"

Q: Who is the general?

After Tie Yuting read the question, he immediately said proudly: "This martial artist is forbidden, he thinks that the same will be the same forbidden." ”

A large hook immediately appeared on the door, then faded away, and the next question emerged.

Tie Yuting said proudly: "Heh, carving insect skills, although my brother's IQ is not more than 200, it is more than 100, especially my brother is the best at brain teasers, fight with me!" ”

Question 2: Sun Wukong: "Sister-in-law, I'm in you." Iron Fan Princess: "Uncle, come out quickly~ah~ah~" Sun Wukong: "Sister-in-law, I'm coming out, you open your mouth." Iron Fan Princess: "Ah~~"

Q: How did Sun Wukong come out?

Tie Yuting immediately wiped the sweat from his forehead, and the designer of the dawn of his heart couldn't help but come to the guy who was broken all over the place.

However, the countdown waits for no one, 12 seconds have passed, and if 20 seconds can't be taken, Tie Yuting's mission will fail after ten thousand arrows pierce his heart.

So Tie Yuting said: "Come out of the chrysanthemum!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Tie Yuting was shocked, he was afraid that the system would not recognize the meaning of the chrysanthemum, so he just wanted to say: "Anal"

Before he finished speaking, it was another hook, and Tie Yuting breathed a sigh of relief, this door of life and death is really highly intelligent.

Question 3: Zheng He found a magic lamp in Arabia, thinking that his long-cherished wish for many years was about to be fulfilled, and after rubbing it a few times, a lamp god really appeared: "Young man, I can fulfill your wish, what do you want?" Zheng He was overjoyed and excitedly said his wish, and the lamp god threw down a "" and drilled back angrily.

Q: What did Zheng He say?

In today's China, universities are not admitted, but can be paid to go, so it is not difficult for Tie Yuting to let Zhao Dehua go to college, he went to college for 2 years, basically did not study hard, that is, to study game strategies, read novels, and read jokes without discipline, even if he has never heard any of the questions from this life and death door, but for Tie Yuting, it is simply pediatric.

Tie Yuting said: "Zheng He said: I want a J8!" ”

Anyway, the recognition rate of this door of life and death is high.,I know what chrysanthemum means.,Think about J8, it's also recognized.。

Another big hook, Tie Yuting ushered in the fourth question.

Question 4: At the Chibi Celebration Banquet, someone asked Zhou Yu how he thought of attacking with fire, and Zhou Yu said, "This is thanks to my wife Xiao Qiao." At that time, I tried hard to solve Cao's plan, but I couldn't figure it out. At this time, when I saw Xiao Qiao, I suddenly had a clever plan. The generals were puzzled, Zhou Yu called out Xiao Qiao, and when the generals saw it, Xiao Qiao's twin peaks were upright, and they immediately suddenly realized: "There is a ditch!" ”

Q: What do you mean?

This one is more mentally retarded than the previous ones, Tie Yuting said lazily: "If there is a ditch, it will be fired." ”

After the big hook, the fifth question: Li Bai didn't like to study when he was a child, and one day he saw an old grandmother by the river, ready to grind the iron pestle into embroidery needles. Li Bai laughed: How long does this have to be grinded! The old grandmother said solemnly: If it doesn't work for one day, I will grind for two days, and if it doesn't work for two days, I will grind for three days, as long as I persist, I will always succeed. Li Bai was very ashamed and began to study seriously. Because he deeply recognizes

Q: What did he recognize?

Tie Yuting thought for a moment and said, "He realized that if he didn't study hard, he would be as stupid as that old woman.

The door of life and death was immediately marked with a big hook, but there was a line of words underneath: Count you ruthless, continue to take the move!

Question 6: A long, long time ago, a colorful divine bird brought the seeds of the five grains and scattered them on the earth, and Emperor Yan collected them for sowing, and the land gradually became fertile. The Yellow Emperor in the next village heard about it and found Emperor Yan: "Give me some seeds!" "What did Emperor Yan say?

Question: What did Emperor Yan say?

This stumped Tie Yuting a little, but after thinking about it for 3 seconds, he had a flash of inspiration, and he couldn't help but think of a scene from his college days.

A student in the dormitory turned on the computer and said: "Haha, the latest A, V East, Jing, hot, one, Ben, Dao, thousands of people have chopped 30G seeds."

Another classmate kept a hala and said, "Seeds! I want it too, I want it too! ”

The classmate said obscenely, "Give me your email address." ”

Thinking of this, a smile immediately appeared on Tie Yuting's face and said, "Emperor Yan said, give me your email address." ”

The door of life and death banged, and two huge doors opened, and a line of words was written on one door: You are too powerful, this door should bow down.

Tie Yuting didn't leave, but said with a smile: "You gave me 6 problems, and now I will give you a few."

Tie Yuting thought for a while and said: "The first question, there is a girl who is very strict with her mother, once she was called by her boyfriend to go to the movies, when she went out, her mother told her to go out and be smart not to be taken advantage of by men, if he touched you above, he said don't, touch you below you and you said stop, the girl remembered, and when she came back at night, her mother asked her if she took advantage, and the girl cried and said: "He touched me up and down together, and I said according to what you taught, what did the girl say?" ”

The door of life and death suddenly embarrassed, and a huge drop of sweat appeared on it humanely, and after a while, it actually made an old man-like voice and said: "I'm ashamed, I really can't guess." ”

Tie Yuting said proudly: "The girl said, don't stop, don't stop." ”

The Gate of Life and Death immediately realized: "I see, you can talk about the question again, the old man has been guarding the ancient tomb of Roger Molia for hundreds of years and has given birth to spirituality, I think you are only about 20 years old, I don't believe that I can't answer any of your questions." ”

It's strange if you can answer, Tie Yuting asked another question: "Yesterday, Xiao Ming went on a date with his girlfriend, and while waiting for his girlfriend, he bought a yellow plate under the bridge, bargained with the middle-aged man, made a deal, and put it in his coat pocket." When he went to his girlfriend's house for dinner at night and met his future parents-in-law for the first time, Xiao Ming never dared to look up. Girlfriend teased: What's the matter, I haven't seen you so shy usually. What did Xiao Ming mumble quietly?

After the door of life and death was unable to think of it for a long time, he said, "You wait, I can figure it out soon." ”

Tie Yuting smiled: "Give you 20 seconds." ”

After 20 seconds, the door of life and death still couldn't think of it, Tie Yuting said: "You are so stupid, you can't even think of it so simple, Xiao Ming muttered in a low voice, I didn't expect your father to sell yellow discs." ”

The door of life and death was suddenly speechless, why couldn't he think of such a simple answer.

Tie Yuting almost took a fan and shook it now, he continued: "You stay here, it's like sitting in a well and watching the sky, what you see and think is too bad, I'll give you some more mysteries and answers, if these stump you, I suggest you go out and practice." ”

"Late at night, six men sat around a room, seemingly discussing something. A person who looked like a big brother said: "Guys, now, do we want to go to Liangshan?" Raise your hand if you agree. As soon as the words ended, five people raised their hands. Everyone looked at the only person who didn't raise their hand. In the face of everyone's burning gaze, Liang Shan finally raised his hand"

When the door of life and death heard this, tears of laughter suddenly came out.

Tie Yuting continued: "How to describe a girl as beautiful? The answer is that since she moved here, the price of toilet paper in the supermarket in the community has increased. ”

The real and false Wukong hit Rulai, and Rulai said in a deep voice: "How do you prove that you are the real Wukong?" I saw one of the monkeys shrink into the size of an index finger, fly into the palm of Rulai, and urinate on Rulai's finger. Rulai was not angry, but had a happy face, and the answer was that Rulai muttered, "It's still the original recipe, it's still a familiar taste."

Rumble! The door of life and death trembled violently, and finally collapsed, and a wisp of ghost floated out and said excitedly: "It's really late to see each other, and it's too late to see each other!" The old man should listen to you to go to the outside world to see the market, since we have a fate, the old man will give you the title.

System: You have earned the title of Great Writer.

Great Writer: Permanently increases INT by 80.

"Wow, just say a little meat joke and win the title of great writer, we are really well-read, comparable to Confucius and Mencius."

After the soul of the door of life and death left, Tie Yuting couldn't help but laugh, and then a touch of unhappiness flashed in his eyes, just paralyze and get a door to pass directly, if you have to waste me here for so long, this designer is really hateful!

20 minutes later, a top post appeared on the official forum of Dawning: After anonymous player reports, we verified that the copy designer No. 021 violated the design, wasting the player's time to pass the dungeon, and with some color and emotional violations, No. 021 will be suspended for investigation and fined 2 months' salary, if a player finds that Dawn has loopholes, BUGS, unreasonableness, the copy is suspected of being too bloody, too wasting of players' time, with emotion, sex, etc., please report, we will deal with it seriously.

(Some of these riddles are on the Internet, and many people know about them, but I can tell you that I guarantee that I am the fastest to know, and 2 of them are made up by me, and they have been stolen by others on post bars, spaces, and blogs.) ）

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