Chapter 312: Don Quixote Presto (2-in-1)

"Well said! But it makes no sense! ”

In the darkness, a mocking word of harmony and a loud applause full of sarcasm burst out of the deep swamp night.

The sergeant and the recruit were terrified, and instantly grabbed the long sword beside him and stood up, assuming a defensive posture!

In the deep darkness of the trees, three figures strode down the road towards the city gate.

The two sentries raised their torches and carefully examined their identities with the help of the light, and only breathed a long sigh of relief when they saw that they were three comrades in navy uniforms. It wasn't until this time that the two of them remembered and were afraid......

The conversation was so engrossed that I didn't even notice that someone had unknowingly touched their side...... If it's an enemy...... I'm afraid they're dead on the spot by now!

"Stop, whoever!"

Letting go of the tension in his heart, the young soldier took a step forward with his long sword in his hand, and the horizontal sword stopped in front of the three people who suddenly appeared, and asked in a loud voice.

"Presumptuous!"

"Bold!"

The young soldier's actions were like stabbing a hornet's nest, and two loud shouts exploded in the ears of the young guard.

Among the three people who approached, the two soldiers on either side, dressed in naval uniforms, took a step forward and stopped in front of the guards, with a look of arrogance and disdain. It's like laughing at the other party for not knowing whether to live or die......

"Watch your manners, soldier! Standing before you is the Venerable Sir Don Quixote! You have to show the respect you deserve! ”

"Draw your sword to the prefect and a nobleman, are you going to rebel? I suspect you are a spy sent by the Horde to our army! ”

As if to show loyalty, the two attendants rushed to the guard in front of them with a look of shame and reprimanded, and even viciously put a big hat on the young soldier in a few words! After that, the two attendants even looked at the "chief" in the middle with a flattering face. Full of compliment......

And the young man who walked among the three was what the two attendants called Sir Don Quixote. He had short black and shiny hair, black eyes that reflected the light of torches, and his eyes were full of disgust and annoyance.

Nodding slightly, this high-ranking officer, dressed as a paladin in fine armor, reached out and removed the long sword in front of him carelessly, and then casually commanded a servant beside him in a gloomy tone:

"Sancho, remember to write down his name and number, and check his suspicions when the task is completed! Well, he attacked the nobles with contempt for the officials. Check in the name of a suspected tribal spy! ”

Just because he was stopped at the door. is extremely irresponsible and casually labels people with insulting big hats...... This young aristocrat is simply abusing his power for personal gain and framing crimes. Glancing indifferently at the two dumbfounded sentinels, Sir Don Quixote looked at them as if he were looking at a clown or...... A prey!

The young soldier had been completely "smashed" by the flying disaster in front of him, and stood there with a look of shame and confusion. And it was evident that his expression pleased the Sir Don Quixote, and after snorting triumphantly. He greeted his two "dog legs":

"Hmph, okay, don't talk nonsense with these two little people, after a day's journey, I can't wait to get a good night's sleep!"

"It's damn weather!

With that, Sir Don Quixote waved his hand impatiently, and strode towards the gate. Treat two sentinels like two ants that can be easily crushed to death.

"Sir, no, sir! Please wait a minute! "The young nobleman raised his legs between. The old sergeant had already hurriedly stepped forward to block his way again, and said in a hesitant tone.

"Huh?" The young nobleman who was stopped already had annoyance on his face, glared at the veteran in front of him viciously, and threatened in an unkind tone: "Why do you also want to be invited to tea by our inspection team?" Veteran! ”

"Inspectors?"

Hearing the answer of the nobleman in front of him, the veteran's expression was obviously stunned. He really didn't expect these three high-spirited guys to be officers of the inspection team. But think about it...... This attitude is really the style of those bitch inspectors!

"Don Quixote Presto, Eighth Order Paladin. Captain of the Navy Inspectorate! A member of the Presto family! ”

The young nobleman loudly swore his identity, and deliberately accentuated his tone on the words "Eighth Order", "Captain", and "Presto", revealing a proud and proud expression. As he spoke, the captain of the inspection team suddenly burst out of a pure and fiery milky white holy flame as if he was deliberately showing off.

Against the backdrop of the "Holy Light", the face of the "Paladin" showed a rebellious and reserved and unpleasant arrogant expression. Then he raised his chin and looked down impatiently at the old soldier who was blocking the way, and "Sir Don Quixote" had already opened his mouth in annoyance and scolded:

"Is there anything else standing in my way? My patience is limited! Veteran!"

What kind of family is the Presto, the old sergeant does not understand, (nonsense...) That is the pseudonymous identity used by the Black Dragon family when they wreak havoc among humans, and how well-known can the two of them be at the grassroots level as the father and daughter who take the high-level route...... But the young eighth-order "paladin" and the captain of the inspection team at least proved that the background of this gentleman in front of him was not small......

And the old sergeant, who has already seen the dark rules of this world, understands that it is sometimes more troublesome to provoke these arrogant and lawless Second Ancestors than to provoke the elders behind them......

At least, those so-called "big people" still disdain to deal with "little people" like themselves. And these sparse sloppy ...... That's a chance to bully!

It's not afraid to fight sergeants on the battlefield, but when it comes to these second ancestors with the brains of a wild boar man, it's a trouble!

Today's incident is obviously because of the kid's habit in front of him, because of a little "unpleasantness", he holds a grudge against the two of them...... The sooner you say this kind of thing, the better! The provincial people are stumbling behind their backs, and they are looking for the back account......

Hearing Sir Don Quixote's impatient reprimand, the old sergeant at this moment had to be patient for the sake of his partner, and lowered his body to "beg" this fellow whom he hated from the bottom of his heart:

"Sir, it's just a misunderstanding...... Ricardo was still a young man. Not sensible. That's when I inadvertently bump into you and make you feel unpleasant. I'll take him to compensate you. You see...... Did you raise your noble hand and spare him this time? ”

"Besides, with such a noble status as yours, you can't be angry with us little people, right? Say it, what we know is that we did wrong, and what we don't know still thinks that you are bullying and narrow-minded? ”

"You see, right?"

At this moment, the old sergeant had a respectful and flattering look on his face, but he was tired of it in his heart, and he kept cursing in secret. For the sake of his young partner, this time he can be regarded as showing his old face to flatter this group of nobles he looks down on at all......

"Hmm. You're right! ”

I don't know if it was the sergeant's "humble" compliments and flattery that made the young nobleman very useful. Sir Don Quixote kneaded his smooth chin with his hand and nodded slightly, as if he was thinking about the pros and cons.

After a long time, the captain of the inspection team regained his arrogant appearance, and turned his head to look at it with his neck still stubborn. The young guard, who was not convinced, opened his mouth in charity:

"If you're lucky this time, you have a good partner, so I'll spare you this time!"

"In the future, keep your eyes bright, don't provoke those you can't afford to mess with~! Next time, you won't be so lucky! ”

The young guard seemed to be about to resist something, but he was grabbed by the old sergeant next to him and hit the color. In the end, he lowered his head reluctantly, and said in a tone of suppressed shame:

"Understood, Lord Sir! I won't stop you next time......"

A cold snort erupted from his nasal cavity with contempt and disdain. Sir Don Quixote paid no attention to the guard, who was still a little indignant, turned his head to look at the old sergeant, and pretended to be dignified:

"You guys pay attention, it's an extraordinary time, don't let those greenskins seize the opportunity to touch your nose!"

"Also, don't forget your identity, the strategy of the marshal and His Majesty is also something you can speculate about?"

Let's talk about it. The Captain of the Navy Inspector had already looked disdainful, turned and strode towards the city of Theramore, ignoring the old sergeant's embarrassed expression......

And the slightly short and fat guy in the two attendants, after seeing the "master" walk away, had already come to the old sergeant's side with a mocking face, and said in a tone of voice: "Drinking during duty? Hey, Leorick's old boss... Well, isn't the old duke's requirements for military discipline not very good? ”

"Uh, sir...... It was so cold that we only took a sip of it......" Hearing the arrogant-looking squire lash out at the old marshal, the sergeant's face flashed with annoyance and resentment, and finally he put on an embarrassed smile and hurriedly explained.

"What so much nonsense, get the wine out! If you don't, report to the captain that you have flouted military discipline! With a sudden wave of his hand, the short and fat squire, who was already full of impatience, interrupted him in an arrogant tone, stretched out his slightly chubby palm, and ordered the old sergeant to hand over the flask......

"My lord, this is just a low-grade spirit, you can't get used to it......"

"Fart, are you questioning my drinking? What wine could be stronger than the wine I made? I'm ......."

The short and fat squire, with his eyes kicked, seemed to be a theory. Even a hint of a strong aura escaped from the body...... Fortunately, the other attendant next to him pulled his arm violently, as if he suddenly realized something, and he didn't blurt out the second half of the sentence.

"Hurry up, hand it over! The adults are already far away, and we don't have time to talk nonsense with you! The short and fat servant who "knew that he was speechless", after swallowing the second half of the sentence back into his stomach, put on a vicious expression and kept persecuting.

The sergeant had no choice but to hand over the flask with some pain, and the short and fat servant who got the flask became elated, and under the pull of the tall servant, he hurried out of the distant Inspector Captain......

"Phew, another bastard who relied on his family background to get to the top! A bunch of bullying mongrels! ”

It wasn't until the figures of the two servants also disappeared around the corner of the street that the old sergeant spat fiercely in the direction where the few people were leaving, and cursed angrily:

"Snatch my wine, drink you to death sooner or later!"

Hearing the sergeant's cursing, the young guard, who was still indignant, asked angrily:

"Sergeant, why did you stop me just now, otherwise I would speak? With these bastards. Why are you so respectful and flattering them? They don't distinguish between right and wrong, and they frame the charges, which is a big deal...... It's a big deal, I'll go to the marshal for comment! ”

"Fart. If it weren't for you, you kid, would I be so low? ”

Hearing his partner's complaints, the old sergeant scolded the young soldier like a lit cannonball:

"I'm really fighting with them, I'm not afraid that they will trouble me, after all, I'm all about to retire, and the grandson of this gang of naval inspectors can still manage me? But how long have you been in the army? ”

"What kind of style this group of people is, you can see it today! Targeted by these bastards, they will smear you with a little crime every day. Can you still have good fruit to eat in the army? ”

"I ...... I...... Are they just allowed to turn black and white upside down? I don't believe that the marshal knew the truth. And continue to tolerate them! The old sergeant's words made the young sentry embarrassed and red-faced. He also knew that the sergeant was so groveling for him...... But he just couldn't swallow it!

"What am I?" Hearing that the young man still couldn't recognize the reality, the old sergeant completely showed an annoyed expression, and continued to teach mercilessly: "Looking for the marshal? Didn't you hear that people said it was from the navy? Can the marshal still overstep the army to clean up these grandsons? ”

"Even if the marshal is willing to stand up for you. It will definitely help you stop those crimes, but once or twice, three or four times? Don't you bother, the marshal doesn't have to do anything else? ”

After a few words, the young guard was silent. The sergeant, who knew that his tone was a little heavier, changed his tone, let out a long sigh, and said earnestly: "You are still young, and the edges and corners have not been smoothed out...... Wait for a few more years. Don't be surprised by these dirty things! ”

"In this world, there is not only right and wrong, right and wrong...... Justice, fairness, especially the fairness of our little people's mouths, are sometimes worthless in the face of the power of those filthy aristocrats......"

"Just like the domineering Second Ancestor just now, how many demons did he slaughter? How many bad battles has he fought? But he was still a captain and officer at a young age...... That's the reality! ”

"When you're not strong enough to change reality. You can't learn to accept reality! ”

"Otherwise, you will only be the one who suffers!"

"Okay, let's not talk about these spoils!" After a long silence, the old sergeant broke the silence, "Maybe you're right, our luck is really not good...... Damn, I'm disgusted to say a word to those doggy guys! ”

"Be on your guard, don't get caught up in the tribe's spies...... The discussion and education at the gates of Theramore has nothing to do with the old Tang who incarnated as Sir Don Quixote.

Old Don, who successfully infiltrated Theramore, couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief after waiting on the street corner for the two "supporting actors" who finally came to gather.

Anyway, no matter what the acting skills of the three are, the first step of the plan is finally perfectly achieved. The old Tang, who was slightly relaxed, couldn't help but secretly applaud the smooth implementation of his plan.

If you want to successfully infiltrate a heavily guarded city fortress, it is undoubtedly the most concise and effective way to prevent the guards from probing and interrogating you as much as possible, and reduce contact with the enemy. And in this way, it is natural to arrange a suitable identity for yourself that can not only reduce the suspicion of the other party, but also avoid trouble.

Inspector team, this is the identity and background that Lao Tang set for his "role-playing".

The inspection team, which is set up in any army, but has a class of troops that all ordinary soldiers are afraid of like beasts and cannot be avoided, it can be said that it is the best choice for Lao Tang and others.

Coupled with the kind of arrogant, arrogant and domineering temperament and character that Lao Tang deliberately "performed", and even made others secretly deeply disgusted, it will leave those guards who have come into contact with a young image of arrogance and empty eyes.

And these will in turn make the interrogating guards subconsciously ignore the suspicious things about Lao Tang and others, and let down their vigilance.

After all, in the mindset of those bright and dark sentry sergeants, which scout and spy is not mysterious and sneaky, lest others discover their whereabouts and clues......

How could any "brain-dead" spy and local intelligence agent act so recklessly and with such fanfare?

Even if there are really idiots with broken brains in this industry, I'm afraid they would have died in the treacherous struggles and secret wars, right?

Speaking of which, if you look at the problem from the perspective of a bystander, the methods used by Lao Tang in this operation are not clever. Even a seasoned and experienced intelligence officer can easily spot the flaws in the plan. even arrested Lao Tang and others on the spot.

What Old Tang relied on was only a keen grasp of the psychological activities of ordinary soldiers. and the use of those rigid mindsets, according to the situation......

The test of Lao Tang and others is nothing more than the courage to be in danger and a little bit of superb acting skills, so that everyone's true identity will not come out!

But that's a bystander after all!

When you really apply the plan, it will work wonders!

The higher the profile, the safer it is!

The more domineering, the less suspicious you are!

In this life, Lao Tang can be said to have been mixed in the battlefield and military camp from time to time, and he can be regarded as a veteran who has crawled out step by step from the bottom. Pushing himself and others, Lao Tang's psychological grasp of those ordinary soldiers, even if he can't say everything, can definitely be called thorough.

No matter in that army, there are those veterans who can be called the meat of the barracks. These people are the backbone of the brave and fierce battle on the battlefield. It is the cornerstone of the army. On weekdays, they have already practiced the life of the barracks, and they are naturally used to seeing all kinds of dark sides in the army.

Even if you can't get used to those noble children who have come down to fight and work up their qualifications, they will at least not be confronted face to face. Dingtian cursed in his stomach. More things are better than less, and the open-mindedness of not getting into trouble has long been integrated into their blood and bones.

Under such a premise, in the face of "Sir Don Quixote Presto", a second ancestor who seems to be not small and has a tough background, they are naturally too lazy to deal with it, and they are even more reluctant to have any intersection.

Because in the human kingdom, there has never been a shortage of people like this with a hard background and sparse skills, but they are arrogant everywhere, as if they are superior to others. Ordinary people have too much disdain for them. On the surface, he stayed away, and even humbly flattered.

What's more, when this arrogant and domineering aristocratic kid who doesn't know how to advance or retreat still has the title of captain of the inspection team on his head, this effect is even more aggravated......

This time, it can be said that Don was right!

"Sir Don Quixote, what are we going to do next? Forehead. Do you know where the Lord's Mansion is? ”

The short and fat servant, that is, the panda wine fairy, unscrewed the cork of a wine jug in the surprised gaze of Old Tang, poured a sip of spirits, and asked expectantly. This "role-playing" made the panda wine fairy feel a rare feeling of "excitement......

For the fat panda, which has always been "lively", this feeling of pretending to be arrogant and fooling, blatantly and swaggering into the target area, is really great!

"Don't overdo it and delay your business!" Old Tang, who roughly guessed what the panda wine fairy had just done, pursed his mouth and reminded, but he was not angry because of this.

After all, they were originally here to have fun and play heartbeats...... so it's normal to be crazy about "playing"!

The main force of the rescue is still the Lexa team that sneaked in!

If it really goes off the line and something goes wrong, the three of Lao Tang will make a big fuss in Seramo City, and completely muddy the whole pool!

Causing chaos is just the right thing to help Lexar and them get the attention of the defenders......

If it was really up to them to make trouble in Theramore with two hero-level masters...... Just thinking about it, Old Tang is a little eager to try!

Infiltrating the territory of the alliance and spreading wilderness, such an opportunity is rare!

Now, in addition to Gianna, who is under house arrest, only Duke Leorik remains, the only heroic master. For the team-up Old Tang and Panda Brew Fairy, it's really not a threat!

As for the seizure of ordinary troops, except for the violent cow, it is really not a matter for Lao Tang and Lao Chen!

If a hero-level powerhouse wants to retreat, there is no superior number of masters of the same level or a hero or above to intercept it, and no one dares to pat his chest and definitely take it......

Do you want to infiltrate behind enemy lines after just playing a game and then have another armed sabotage?

Looks very funny!

Old Tang, who touched his chin and pondered, showed an unscrupulous and obscene smile on his face...... (To be continued) Q