Chapter 2 Weather Forecasters
"Are you calling me?" What appeared in front of Xu Fan was a young man with a lazy face, who was holding a piece of roasted sweet potato and gnawing there, and a pair of dead fish eyes kept looking at Xu Fan, "I don't seem to know you." โ
"Wait!" Xu Fan was shocked, and he didn't notice much because the perspective was reversed, but if he looked at it himself, isn't this a young version of the handsome old guy You Dongcheng?
"You, you're traveling to Dongcheng?" I'll have to ask.
"Poofโ" Maybe it was because he had eaten too many sweet potatoes, and the boy let out a loud fart as he answered. So much so that the sentence "yes" was not heard by Xu Fan at all.
"Wow! Why does it stink so much! What did you eat, sister! Doesn't it sound like a fart doesn't stink?! What's the matter with your stinking and loud poisonous gas! Oh! No more! Going to die, going to die, going to die! Xu Fan covered his mouth and nose and struggled desperately, and accidentally fell to the ground with a click, and his face hit the ground.
His physique inexplicably returned to the level of an ordinary person, and he fainted on the spot.
And the young man You Dongcheng reached out and slapped a few times behind him, and then reached under his nose and sniffed: "It's not that exaggerated, is this smoked to death?" โ
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When Xu Fan woke up again, he found himself lying on a stone, and there was a fire not far from him, and on the edge of the fire sat the young man You Dongcheng.
"Awake? Do you want to eat roasted sweet potatoes? The latter used a wooden stick to stick out of the fire and handed it to Xu Fan.
Xu Fan, who was hungry and thirsty, couldn't care about the psychological shadow just now, and solved the hot roasted sweet potato with a sigh.
"Where is this?" Xu Fan, who had eaten and nibbled on a few wild fruits, asked You Dongcheng.
He didn't understand what the situation was at all now, but since he had met You Dongcheng as soon as he appeared, it was undoubtedly the best choice to follow him, and maybe he could find a way to recover his strength.
"Here? This is the woods. You Dongcheng pointed to the big trees around him, and the gaze in the eyes of the dead fish was obviously to say, "Are you blind?"
"Forget it," Xu Fan sighed, "Change the subject." What are you doing here? โ
"Me? Go to Beijing to take the exam," You Dongcheng said in a helpless tone, "Can't you see that I'm a candidate rushing to take the exam?" โ
"The ghost can see it! What do you look like a candidate? You're the one who roasted sweet potatoes. Xu Fan rolled his eyes.
This guy has a ragged linen coat on his body, and he doesn't have half a book by his side, so he doesn't look like a scholar.
"The so-called saint is not limited to form, and a gentleman is not afraid to eat, you are the opinion of the layman." You Dongcheng said to Xu Fan seriously.
Looking at him like that, Xu Fan was instantly shocked: "What he said is so reasonable, I am speechless......"
But. This feeling was immediately ruined by a fart from You Dongcheng.
"I'll it! Can't your sister step down? Always farting in the upper hand, what kind of trouble are you going to make! Xu Fan immediately ran away and scolded loudly.
"Hey," You Dongcheng said to Xu Fan, "Your position will soon become a disadvantage." โ
"What are you talking about, I'm ...... here" Xu Fangang wanted to say that I was obviously the upper hand here, but before he could say anything, a cool breeze came to his face, and it was also mixed with a thick poisonous gas, which made him collapse instantly.
"I'm rubbing! Hell yes! Xu Fan, who ran away again, looked at You Dongcheng in surprise, "How do you know Lu Dao?" โ
"Heaven must not be divulged." This guy actually started pretending. Xu Fan really wanted to slap him, but after thinking about it, no, this product seems to be his own. It's not fun to smoke yourself.
Helplessly, Xu Fan looked around and said, "Don't tell me that you plan to spend the night here tonight, this is a wilderness, not to mention beasts or anything." Just the rain can make you unable to eat and walk around, you see that there are no stars in the sky, which shows that it is going to rain. โ
"It's fine." You Dongcheng said very leisurely, "This rain will not fall until noon tomorrow, as long as we don't sleep lazily, we won't become soup chickens." โ
"Wow, it's really fake, isn't this a legendary weather forecaster?" Xu Fan guessed in his heart.
I vaguely remember that I used this guy's ability five hundred years ago, and it is indeed related to the weather, so if I think about it, I can accept it.
"Well, I'm lost, can you take me for a walk?" Xu Fan said discussively.
Now I have to find a way to stay by You Dongcheng's side, but I can't find an excuse to be too good.
"Whatever you want." You Dongcheng did not express a clear objection, probably a little curious about Xu Fan's daring to shout his name at the beginning.
After Xu Fan achieved his initial goal, he began to sit down and try to cultivate.
"Maybe you can refine your cultivation back."
However, he obviously wanted to go wrong, he sat until his feet were numb, and there was no spiritual power fluctuation in his body, it seemed that the problem could not be solved in this way.
"Forget it, let's sleep." Xu Fan, who had become an ordinary person, gradually couldn't hold his eyelids and fell into a deep sleep.
Early the next morning, he was woken up by You Dongcheng.
"If you have to hurry up, it will rain heavily from noon, and you have to find shelter before then."
So the two helpless fellows quickened their pace out of the forest, ran all the way, and finally found a dilapidated temple when the thunder in the sky continued.
"It's so dangerous," You Dongcheng patted his chest and said, "I almost became a soup chicken." โ
"Yes, is it that exaggerated?" Xu Fan gasped and said, this body is too weak.
As soon as he had finished speaking, he heard a commotion outside, and a torrential rain began to pour down on the ground, as if a river had flowed down from the sky.
"It's that exaggerated." Xu Fan's mouth opened wide, shocked by You Dongcheng's ability.
"Come over and help, this rain will continue until tomorrow morning, let's light a fire and prepare lunch." You Dongcheng is looking for wood to make a fire there.
The two set up a fire and started roasting sweet potatoes again, there was no way, although Xu Fan had already developed a fear of this food, but You Dongcheng only brought this as a ration.
"You sit over there." Xu Fan carefully observed the swinging direction of the fire, and pointed to the downwind position to let You Dongcheng pass.
But You Dongcheng did not move, but looked outside the door of the broken temple.
"What's wrong?" Xu Fan followed his line of sight and saw that there seemed to be two figures wandering in the distance.
"That seems to be...... After? By the light of the thunder and lightning piercing the sky, Xu Fan could see clearly that it was actually a man with a knife chasing another gorgeously dressed person. (To be continued......)