Chapter 234: Fake Taoist Practices
"Only the clouds? That's a bit of a hassle! ”
As he spoke, he smiled and fished his head, and after staring at the light flame for a minute, he had to start thinking of other ways.
Don't think that only the clouds can stump our Xiaojiu Song classmate, his brain is spinning very fast. You see, it didn't take long for him to think of something else.
"Hehe, it turns out that I pay too much attention to the clouds. Actually, I just need to see the stubborn vision, as for what he is looking at is not as important as I imagined. ”
Just now, Xiaojiuge had noticed another knowable condition on both sides, and through this condition, he could know the direction of the stubbornness.
This condition is the scope.
If you make a tangent line on the arc of a hundred miles centered on the stubbornness, you can get the exact direction of the target very lightly, and the distance of a hundred miles is not a distance at all for a sword immortal like Xiaojiu Ge who comes and goes with the sword.
So soon he found his goal, a cowherd lying on the hillside.
First impressions are so important, I think everyone knows them. Xiaojiu Song is now thinking of a plan to show up.
It's a pity that when the laughing wine song entangled the golden dragon and stepped on the fire lotus, and the Buddha gate Huiguang appeared in the sight of the cow herding baby, the other party did not bow his head as he expected, and shouted that he wanted to apprentice, but ......
How to put this is that there is no change at all, as if he does not exist at all.
"What's going on, even a fool should have a little reaction when he sees me like this, is this stubborn already hanging. But it shouldn't! He can still see it! It's weird. Isn't my look shocking enough? ”
If you pose a pose, you are a fairy, and if you pose again, you will be crazy. That's not what I say! Singing madman. Fools watching the play.
Of course, laughing and drinking songs are not crazy, and naturally they don't want to do the ancient art of singing. So he directly accepted the means, and one was lying sideways and was supported by the purple green spiritual flame and slowly fell to the side of the cowherd baby.
And at the moment when Xiaojiu Song stood on tiptoe with his hands. A faint purring came into his ears.
"Nani, he's sleeping with his eyes open. I said so! ”
And at this moment, a series of "moo" sounds came from the side, and it turned out that at this time, the little crab had already started his own bull riding game. Of course, the green cow was not very happy.
The sound of the green cow running away quickly woke up the sleeping cowherd baby.
And when the cowherd wakes up in a hurry and is about to get up and chase out, suddenly a dog eats under her feet.
This is naturally Xiaojiuge's deliberate revenge on him for making a fool of himself. And he also sued the wicked first and said loudly: "Oh, my legs! The one who didn't walk long and didn't look at the dots, and the bones were broken. Broken. ”
Our cowherd is a country child, a few days after he was born, he just got his first job in life - herding cattle for the landlord's family. I accidentally fell asleep in the warm sun. And the cow also ran away, and he was already flustered, and suddenly realized that he was in trouble again, so he could still consider why this person slept next to him. Hurriedly came to Xiaojiu Song and squatted down. I don't know what to do, so I just look straight at the laughing wine song.
Of course, the purpose of laughing and drinking songs is to arouse the desire of this cowherd baby to seek immortals, not to be a charlatan, so he has already made arrangements for this qiē.
Seeing that the cow herding baby looked straight at herself and didn't know what to do, she smiled and pretended to be in pain, and grinned: "What are you still doing in a daze, I have an elixir in my pocket over there, you hurry up and bring it to me." ”
After laughing and drinking, I saw the cow baby "oh". ran to the small bag that Xiaojiu Ge had thrown there earlier, and took out a golden pill from it. If there are other players on the sidelines right now. Naturally, you can recognize at a glance what kind of elixir this is, it is an ordinary qi replenishing pill.
Of course, when this ordinary tonic pill entered Xiaojiuge's mouth, his leg that he had just said was broken would naturally be healed in an instant.
"I got this elixir with great difficulty, you can see the effect! Do you have any legends of immortals here, I heard that there are sword immortals on Taibai Mountain, so I came here to find immortals. I don't think you're a person who wants to watch cows all your life, but you also have the heart to seek immortals. ”
"Well, my mother said that immortals are all deceitful things, and the mountains are full of tigers, leopards and jackals, and they want me to stay at home in peace. In the future, I will be given a daughter-in-law so that I can pass on the lineage. Although the cowherd seemed to be explaining something to the laughing wine song, these words were inconsequential. It's as if it's been repeated countless times.
Laughing and drinking songs, he could naturally see the envy of the cow herding baby in front of him for Xianxia, these words were just words for him to deceive himself. So he asked, "Is this really what you think?" Don't you really want to be like a sword fairy and punish the evil and eliminate the evil? ”
Don't young people love heroes the most, punish evil and promote good. Laughing and drinking songs, this should resonate a lot.
It's a pity that I don't know if the cow baby was brainwashed too thoroughly by his mother, no matter how the laughing wine song tried, he didn't show too much interest in asking for immortals.
Xiaojiu Ge knows that the key is no longer this herding cow baby, but his mother.
So the laughing wine song no longer insisted, and walked into the air as if he was growing a lotus step by step, and then sat on top of the fire lotus and said in a low voice: "I thought your qualifications were an embryo of cultivation, but unfortunately you have no heart for the Tao, alas, alas, alas! Three sighs in succession, as the laughter and drinking song went away, it seemed to go deep into the bone marrow of the cowherd baby, which made him have a desire to break free. It's a pity that in the end, he just stretched out his hand in a daze, and didn't show his intention to stay with the intention of laughing and drinking.
Seeing this, Xiaojiu Song decided to put this matter aside for a while and prepare to deal with another matter.
Because just now he dared to be affected by the strange movement of the Qiqiao Heart Turning Lamp, there should be a reincarnated body of the same door who came around.
Of course, this sudden change is not due to a previous malfunction, or the fact that the same sect has just been reincarnated. It can only be because someone suddenly broke into the detection range of the tangram turning light just now. However, who this person is, where is the location, and what the direction is, but because the ability of the Tangram Turning Heart Lantern is limited, I don't know anything.
Therefore, Xiaojiuge planned to go to the parrot town not far away to see if he could meet the reincarnation of the same door within a hundred meters. Only in this way can the tangram turn the heart lamp confirm the identity of the other party.
The identity of the other party can be confirmed within 100 meters, this is a radius of 100 miles, so when will it be found.
What's more, there are a lot of people in Parrot Pigeon Town, and they are scattered all over the place, laughing and drinking, and singing this is dizzy. It wasn't until the next day that the reincarnation of the sun and moon monk Qianxiao, who was naked, was found in a ruined temple.
And there will be a large crowd around him, dressing him in mourning clothes and taking white flags!
"What's the situation, could it be that the reincarnation of the Sun Moon Monk Qianxiao has a dead person in the family? Forget it, it's better to wait until you understand it before you make a move. ”
Although it is in the game, this kind of thing that does not let others send old laughing and drinking songs can't be done, this kind of thing can be done regardless of whether it is in the game or outside the game, it represents a person's bottom line.
And the more I observed the laughing and drinking song, the more confused I became, because the reincarnation of the sun and moon monk Qianxiao seemed to be not very happy all the way, and he had to pull it hard before moving forward.
At this time, the Taoist who took the lead hurriedly said, "The hour has come, the hour has come." The riverside, who hurried a few steps, suddenly sang loudly: "The filial son has not returned from the door, please ask a substitute for Ah Fu to buy water." With tears and snot to go to the flags, the filial son ......, quickly take ten taels of silver to buy water. ”
After speaking, the Taoist priest saw that there was no movement and urged: "Hurry up, hurry up." It was not until the woman gave him ten denarii that he said, "Stand on one side, and do not go on either side." ”
He shook the magic bell in his hand and then said, "There are ten taels of silver today." The god of water and the god of the dragon see the ghosts and evil ghosts. So saying, he put the ten taels of silver into his sleeve pocket.
The Taoist who waited for the money to be put away said, "If you buy a basin of water, you have to pick up the souls of the dead." So saying, he threw a stone into the river.
Seeing this, Xiaojiuge couldn't help but laugh, this Taoist priest cheated money for the first time. In reality, there are also practices, but most of them are cutscenes, and they don't look so enjoyable.
Therefore, although Xiaojiuge already knew that this filial son was fake, and it was not really the reincarnation of the Sun Moon Monk Qianxiao, someone had died in the family, but he was still not ready to make a move now, and was ready to see what this Taoist priest still said.
"A filial son must have tears and snot to buy water." After the Taoist priest finished speaking, the people next to him immediately called the reincarnation of the Sun Moon Monk Qianxiao to cry.
But this person can cry if he wants to, and he is not an actor. In the end, I couldn't, so I had to put on the props.
As soon as he saw the medicinal oil, the Taoist priest then sang: "Alas......! Rub a little more medicated oil to make him cry and snot flow! ”
The power of this prop is naturally powerful, and I saw that the filial son had tears and snot all the way, which was really sadder than the dead father.
And so on a short distance to a mansion. laughing and drinking at the entrance of the house, I also saw the cowherd baby standing at the door and looking around. As soon as he saw the Taoist priest coming, he immediately ran inside.
Then the Taoist priest led everyone to the lobby, and around a man in a longevity costume began to sing again: "There is a son who has everything and everything is enough, and there is wealth everywhere." You made unjust fortune during your lifetime, and you will not need to die in Huangquan. Then he took a gold ingot from the dead man's hand and sang, "Turn gold, turn gold." Wait until I help you find a way to send ghosts, and you will have to be a rich man in the future, turn gold into ......" After speaking, he threw the gold ingot to the ground. The gold ingot seemed to have been taken away by a ghost, and it disappeared without even making a sound of landing.
At the scene, perhaps only Xiaojiu Ge saw it clearly, the Taoist priest threw the gold ingot, but did not stop under his feet, just one raised his leg to catch the gold ingot with the instep of his foot, and then picked it up, and the gold ingot fell into his sleeve.
At this time, there seemed to be a situation on the side of the filial son, and the filial son quarreled with the others.
When the Taoist priest saw it, he said: "It's useless to talk so much, let him kneel quickly." ”
As soon as he saw that the filial son had been pressed down, the Taoist priest sang again: "Wash your mouth with clean water, and ensure that you have hoofs to send good wine in the next life." ......" (To be continued......)