Chapter 377: Teach the Three of You a Good Lesson (Part 2)
Although Xiao was as strong as ever in the post-Game 3 press conference, and firmly believed that he would lead the Knicks to settle the battle in Game 4, he even invited fans to bring broomsticks into the room. However, I still don't like him and the Knicks behind him. If Stephen Marbury hadn't been injured, if Nate Robinson hadn't been suspended, or even if Chris Dujon hadn't fallen out with Xiao Dash. I would think the Knicks still have a glimmer of hope. But, right now, I don't see where the Knicks' hopes of victory lie. A team that doesn't have a primary center has once again lost all of its point guards and wants to go far in the playoffs, which is unrealistic. Even if you tell me that it's Michael Jordan who leads the way, I'm adamant that they're going to lose! Bill Simmons was very direct in his column that he had paid attention to rhetoric and did not use his poisonous tongue to attack Xiao Shao.
But this was not the case with Hollinger, who wrote directly in his column: "Dash will pay the price for his hubris." Since joining the Alliance, he has been defeating his opponents smoothly, which has made him more and more arrogant and unbeatable. This time, he even relegated Jeff Van Gundy to the dust. I'm sure Jeff Van Gundy will use his defense to tell this arrogant stinky boy what it means to be low-key. ”
"The Knicks' victory should have come to an abrupt end, and a bunch of scorers can't change the course of the game."
"The arrogant dash will be the biggest setback of his career. I wouldn't be too surprised if he loses four games in a row, because his good fortune has come to an end. ”
“…………”
A negative and demeaning voice. Almost all pundits are not optimistic about Xiao and the Knicks.
But. Popovich still stood behind Xiao Xiao. In the post-game press conference of the Spurs' win over the Suns, Popovich joked about Chick's disrespect to the Van Gundy brothers: "I don't want to talk about it, because both the Van Gundy brothers and the Schiev brothers are juniors to me. I don't say much about these things in between. In addition, among the three juniors, I obviously prefer Chic, who has more genes to become a famous handsome in his body. ”
Soon a reporter asked, "Then who do you think the balance will be more inclined to the Knicks and the Magic in the fourth game?" ”
"I don't know. It should be five or five open. But my emotional inertia sues me. The Knicks will keep winning. Popovich shrugged his shoulders, and he gave a very emotional answer, always cold and rational.
"Why the Knicks? The Magic have the most complete roster, they have Dwight Howard, Rashad Lewis, Turkoglou, Petrus, Nelson, Redick, and ...... Lots of top players. The reporter asked puzzled.
"Because the Knicks are chic!"
"The Magic also have the Van Gundy brothers as head coaches, and one of them is good at offense. One is good at defense, very good. ”
"The Knicks are also chic!"
The reporter heard this. could only laugh and say helplessly: "You are a chic fan, I will definitely not get the most objective answer to this question if I ask you." ”
"No, in fact, this is the most objective answer." Popovich said seriously: "If I am not objective, I can spend an hour explaining to you why Xiao Xiao is so powerful and why he is so worthy of my praise." ”
The reporters only laughed when they heard this, they were already fully convinced that Popovich was the most hardcore fan, and he could even be described as the most brain-dead fan.
Of course, if the media did blatantly put the name on Popovich's head, Popovich would not necessarily be unhappy. However, Charles Barkley will definitely femdom his mother, because he always thinks he is the most hardcore supporter.
Therefore, in this turmoil, he is still standing in the wind like Optimus Prime, with a clear banner.
It's just that for the public, his support has lost credibility, because everyone knows that he is a dashing brain-dead fan.
For these criticisms from the outside world, Xiao Swan has no time to pay attention to them. In fact, he was unaware of the strife outside the door.
Here's the thing.
After Xiao returned to the room, the living room was in shambles, and Hathaway and Barbara also fell into a weak situation due to their extreme physical comfort, and then... They each fell asleep.
By the time they woke up, it was already noon.
When Barbara opened her eyes, she found that it was Jennifer Lawrence who had sat on the couch with angry eyes.
"Why are you here?" Barbara was not flustered, but rather calmly confronted Jennifer Lawrence in an angry tone.
"Hmph, why am I here? You can be here, why can't I be here? Jennifer Lawrence was even more angry, only to see her stand up with a pout, pointing at Barbara and asking sharply: "Did you do anything to Xiao that you shouldn't do, with his conservative personality, you won't have a relationship with the two of you at the same time." ”
Barbara heard Jennifer Lawrence's questioning and sneered: "Hmph, you still dare to say that I did something that I shouldn't have done." Haven't you, a despicable woman, done something unseemly? Don't think I don't know about Fox. Even if you can hide it, you can't hide it from me. ”
"Fox loves Xiao with all his heart, what's wrong with me matching them? Shouldn't true love not be blessed? Jennifer Lawrence said confidently. She spoke as if she had a halo of virgin auras on her head.
For Jennifer Lawrence's righteousness, Barbara sneered. Before she could fight back, Hathaway sat up, subconsciously covered her body with her clothes, and then replied: "I also love Xiao with all my heart, and I also hope to be able to live with him for a long time, and keep getting old." ”
"Hmph, what do you know about love?" Jennifer Lawrence scoffed.
"Then what love do you know??" Barbara fought back for Hathaway, and at this time she seemed to be covering Hathaway's eldest sister's head.
"At least I'm Xiao's first love. What about you? I introduced you to Xiao. Jennifer Lawrence dismissively put on the old qualifications.
"So what? What can you do for Xiao? I've built a big business empire for Xiao. What about you? Make a movie? Don't let me introduce you to a large resource. ”
"Hmph, if you don't introduce, you won't introduce. Do you think that no one invites the old lady? ”
"I didn't stop you."
"Don't go too far. Today we will talk about your current situation. You're sure to use a potent aphrodisiac. Otherwise, he wouldn't have done such a thing. Don't you know self-blame? Aren't you afraid that Xiao will go to court and sue you? You're an illegal rape. No, it's gang rape. What a sinful man! ”
"Cut! Don't think I don't know, didn't you use the same method? No wonder Xiao didn't even dare to drink water when he returned to his house, it turned out that you were the initiator. Did you know that you are not only suspected of gang rape, but also poisoning? ”
"You Bichi, you dare to say that I haven't returned the Barbie doll you stole me when you were seven years old!!"
"You are Bichi, and your whole family is Bichi. You used mean scissors to cut my beautiful dress when you were in third grade. It's nothing more than that you're jealous that I'm prettier than you! And even smarter than that!! ”
"You're prettier than me?? No man in the world thinks you're prettier than me!! ”
"At least Xiao Rou thinks I'm prettier than you. That's why he prefers to sleep with me, my technique is much better than yours!! ”
"How can your skills be better than mine, obviously more compatible with Xiao!!"
"you!"
“fu-ck!”
The two scolded without suspense, Hathaway was very embarrassed on the side, she didn't know what was going on, she just felt embarrassed to chat naked like this, although they were both women, and the topic of conversation was also very low.
So, she slowly picked up the clothes, and then slowly put them on again.
But when she gets dressed. The vicious invective is over.
The two quickly switched negotiation mode.
"Say, what now?"
"What else can I do? Accept Anne into our camp. There are four of us now, and we must work together to convince Xiao to accept this fact. There are four seasons in a year, spring, summer, autumn and winter, and it is not surprising that he, as a strong and great man, has four women!" Barbara said calmly.
"Well, that's all I have to do. Alas! If your mouth is dry, go pour me a glass of water! ”
"Why should I pour water for you? And, do you think the water in this room is still drinkable? ”
"What then? Going for coffee and afternoon tea by the way? ”
"Great idea!" Barbara nodded, and quickly got up and dressed, and then went to the dressing room to dress up beautifully, and dragged the stunned Hathaway to make up carefully. Then, the three of them went out beautifully, and they went out in the same car.
Along the way, Hathaway was very curious about the relationship between the two people...... Why is it still arguing in the last second, as if they don't get along with each other, but the next second they can go out to the street to drink afternoon tea hand in hand, and Hollywood scripts don't dare to act like this!!
Hathaway's doubts were never explained, because after drinking afternoon tea, they went shopping again, talking and laughing, and only returned home in the evening.
On the way home, Barbara finally explained her relationship with Jennifer to Hathaway: "I grew up with her, I didn't like her, she didn't like me, but we couldn't live without each other, so we loved and killed each other. When we grew up, we fell in love with the same man one after another, and fate implicated us again, and maybe we will never be separated in this life. But... We will still quarrel when we should quarrel, and we will still quarrel when we should quarrel. But after the quarrel, we will go back to the beginning, because we are a family. And you... I think I'll join our family in the future, so... Blend in as much as you can! Although this big family will quarrel constantly, it is still very loving, because we all love Xiao! ”
Hathaway nodded. At this time, she remembered a stern matter: "Xiao is still at home, and we have been throwing him at home for more than seven hours." ”
Hathaway exclaimed, but Barbara disagreed: "It's okay, don't worry, he will go to the stadium to train after a while." He's a training freak!! ”
"No!!" Then. Jennifer, who was in the driver's seat, exclaimed, "I gave him an aphrodisiac last time." He slept for seven or eight hours and almost missed the game, and I even thought that if I didn't wake him up, he would sleep forever. How much did you give him? The dosage won't be a problem, right?? ”
When Barbara heard this, she immediately slapped her head and screamed: "Quick! Fast! Fast! Get back!! Go back now!! ”
Hearing Barbara's urgent voice, Jennifer Lawrence didn't bother to get angry with Barbara, and stepped on the accelerator directly. rushed home at a gallop. At this time, the three people in the car were anxious, where can they care about speeding or not speeding, Xiao is the most important, Xiao Xiao is their God, their lives!!
In a hurry, Jennifer completed the usual twenty-minute journey in less than ten minutes.
After getting out of the car, they quickly ran home.
When I got home, my shoes were still at the door, and the jersey bag was also placed on the shoe cabinet next to me.
That is, Xiao Shi has not yet gone out.
So, they rushed over. Opened the door and found that the corner of Xiao Saga's mouth was lying on the carpet with a smile on his lips.
Nervous, Barbara walked over lightly. Stretched out two fingers to probe the wings of his sloppy nose.
Thankfully, there was still breathing, and it was pretty even.
At that moment, she smiled: "It's okay! It's okay! I just fell asleep. 】”
"It's okay, you don't look at how long you've been sleeping, it's almost half past eight in the evening, you should do it at seven or eight in the morning. He's been asleep for so long, is it normal? Do you guys think it's normal?? Jennifer Lawrence yelled angrily.
"It's not normal!" Both shook their heads at the same time: "What then?" ”
"Wake him up!!" Jennifer Lawrence said angrily.
When the two of them heard this, they quickly squatted down and shook their slick bodies: "Xiao! Shaw! Shaw! Shaw! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!! ”
The two shook vigorously, but the effect was not obvious.
At this time, Jennifer barged in through the door: "Let me come!" ”
As he spoke, a basin of water poured down...... Bang, more fell on the two of them, but the dashing face was splashed after all.
The sleeping body was splashed with cold water, and his consciousness instantly woke up.
When Xiao Shi opened his eyes, he immediately breathed a long sigh of relief, and muttered to himself: "Thank God, I finally woke up!! ”
It turned out that after Xiao Sao entered the dream training, the first seven or eight hours were regular training, and after learning the conventional passing skills, the painting style changed abruptly. All kinds of bizarre passing moves are practiced in dreams, such as elbow no-look-pass passes, such as rebounding secondary rebounds, such as crotch ...... All kinds of bizarre pictures, Xiao Xiao can't help if he doesn't want to learn, anyway, he has been staying in the dream, he has to learn, and he has to finish it. Once that's done, it's an even more bizarre option. In this case, Xiao Po felt that his spirit had been greatly damaged. Consciousness is also being eaten away! It's too much mental power.
Just when Xiao Shi was about to collapse, a basin of cold water poured down and saved him completely.
So, when he woke up, he muttered to himself, thankfully, that he finally woke up.
Everything has a degree, and moderation is the most important thing.
After thanking God, he looked at the two Barbara and Hathaway who were drenched in soup around him, and instantly became a little angry...... It is really unforgivable that these two people should use such despicable means to 'plot' themselves.
Before Xiao Xiao had time to lose his temper, Jennifer Lawrence, who was holding the basin, curry favor with him: "Xiao, they are too ignorant!" If I had been there, I would have stopped them. ”
As soon as Xiao Shao looked up, he saw Jennifer who was blinking and cute, and suddenly became even more angry. I was framed by her and Fox last time, and I haven't settled accounts with them yet, but now it's good that I broke into the door by myself.
It's okay, the three of them clean up together!
At that moment, Xiao Shi got up with a bone, picked up Jennifer by the waist, and then threw her on the bed, and then stretched out his big hand and slapped her round and elastic buttocks, snap! "You're embarrassed to say that I haven't settled accounts with you last time!" ”
Jennifer Lawrence was photographed with hot pain, and at the same time there was an inexplicable sense of shame, which instantly made her blush and warm up.
At this time, Barbara and Hathaway were snickering, they didn't expect that the tough Jennifer Lawrence would also be cleaned up one day.
They didn't laugh or tighten, as soon as they smiled, Xiao Shi found out the fact that they were still there, and hurriedly ordered: "Come up all of them, I want to clean them up one by one!" ”
Xiao is full of anger when he speaks, and he wants to be a good husband tonight! When the family is big, the rules must be established!
When the two heard Xiao Shi's words, they didn't hesitate, they just bit their lipes and blushed and fell on the bed!
Syllable! Syllable!
Two quick hits, two hot hits.
"Do you dare to do this in the future??"
"Don't dare, don't dare!" Two big stars, a super agent, begging for mercy like a cat. No one would have this picture happen in a chic bedroom, after all, in the eyes of outsiders, this is a goddess on top.
Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!
…… (To be continued......)