Chapter 309: It's simply not human

Poof!

The referee sat directly on the ground, and according to Newton's first, second, and third laws, most of the time an object with a small mass hit a large object will suffer.

And Xiao Slang was also stumbling, but he was soon supported by others, or two people joined hands to hold on.

Joining forces to hold Xiao Sleek are the red-faced Anne Hathaway and the quick-eyed Megan Fox.

The sight of the two supporting Xiao Xiao quickly drew boos from the entire Stamp Arena, and in fact there was a lot of boos when Xiao fell under Anne Hathaway's skirt.

There was no shortage of abuse and ridicule in the boos...... "Look, he's seducing female stars again!" "Ah, he got under the skirt of the female star again." "Anne Hathaway is not ashamed at all, she actually helps such a disgusting man, what a disgusting woman." "Megan Fox is such a blue pool!" “…………”

When these insults and ridicule followed, Xiao Shao immediately burned with anger.

For him, it's okay to scold himself, it's an inevitable thing on the pitch. But it is absolutely not okay to abuse and ridicule their friends, they are innocent. It is obviously unfair and immoral for them to be subjected to this kind of sarcasm and abuse just to hold their hands.

Immediately, he turned his head sideways and shouted angrily at the abusive people behind him: "Shut up! What kind of man are you idiots, who sprinkle viciousness on innocent women? ”

The chic shouting was like a slap in the head, which suddenly made the surrounding abuse and sarcasm a little smaller.

But it didn't take long for it to come back to life.

Lakers fans seem to enjoy the feeling of being infuriated by Xiao Shao, so they don't care if they're scolding innocent people. In their opinion anyway. The woman who has a relationship with Xiao Sao is either Bichi or a.

Xiao saw them go their own way. Clenched your fist and gurgled. The eyes also widened, and the angry love burned under the eyes.

"Why bother with those losers? For them, perhaps the most bragging point of their lives is to provoke a big man like you. Anne Hathaway, who was still flushed, couldn't care about being shy at this time, and whispered in her ear.

Her persuasion made Xiao Shi slowly calm down, and he also realized that he had lost his temper. It's too naïve to fight with these guys, and the most powerful revenge now is to defeat the Lakers completely, so that these Lakers fans can feel lost, so that their malice can not succeed.

The chic love xù was withdrawn from the anger. Another image gradually hit his mind, and that was Anne Hathaway's alluring scenery under her skirt.

Xiao Dash is a normal man, and he is very abnormal in that regard.

So, very quickly, he had a reaction.

His underside began to bulge. At this time, Anne Hathaway's left hand was placed next to it, and although there was no direct contact, she still felt the strong pull of the pants next to her.

Soon, she sensed that something was wrong with Chi. Because of the slick breathing, he subconsciously became thicker.

At this point, Anne Hathaway was even more ashamed. She rarely hangs the neutral, but she didn't expect that her safe hanging neutral this time was actually seen by the chic.

She was sure that Chick didn't mean it. But... After all, he still looked at it. And he also had a physiological response... How embarrassing is that!!

Anne Hathaway's face was red with embarrassment, and the flush on her face had spread to the neck down.

When the two were extremely embarrassed, the referee wolf bèi got up.

Since Xiao Sa bumped into him just by accident, even if he was hit very painfully and injured, he couldn't give Xiao Sa a foul. And with a fair and strict attitude, he also had to find justice for Xiao Boo, so he blew Lamar Odom for a defensive foul.

When the referee blew for Odom's foul, Xiao embarrassedly smiled with Hathaway and Fox and quickly ran to the bench, he asked D'Antoni to replace the bench, and he quickly ran to the players' tunnel.

For the current Xiao, it is necessary to find a hidden place to solve one thing.

Watching Xiao Sao leave the court, the Lakers fans at the scene immediately breathed a sigh of relief...... The guy is finally gone, and the Knicks can't win anymore. He's definitely hurt, hopefully he's hurt a little harder!!

The fans breathed a sigh of relief, the Lakers players were even more happy, and the live DJ played a joyous song.

Obviously, the pressure on the entire Lakers team is quite high! This guy is just too dangerous.

Lakers coaches, players, and fans were relieved by the dashing departure, but Knicks coaches and players breathed a sigh of relief...... Is Xiao Dash injured? Why did he leave suddenly? No, looking at the brisk pace he left like flying, it didn't look like he was injured? Will he ever come back?

No one knew what Dash was doing, only Anne Hathaway vaguely guessed the reason for Dash's departure.

This reason made her even more red-faced.

Seeing Anne Hathaway next to her with such an abnormal expression, Jennifer Lawrence didn't feel anything.

Megan Fox felt nervous, she had the same experience, and she was so red-faced at the time. Therefore, she subconsciously screamed badly, and muttered silently in her heart: Oops, Anne Hathaway shouldn't be wearing underwear either, right? It's also a positive posture just now!!

Megan Fox is smart and inferential, she quickly thought of the reason for Xiao Shi's departure: "He left in such a hurry, could it be that his body reacted and solved it by himself?" ”

When she thought of this, her face suddenly turned red.

Xiao Wan obviously didn't expect that there would be two Hollywood goddesses, speculating that he went back to the locker room to masturbate a tube to relieve physiological pressure.

After Xiao returned to the locker room, he quickly found a ball of ice and put it under him to ice it...... It was the quickest way he could think of to suppress the heat.

When the ice seeps into the scorching heat, it immediately lowers some of the temperature.

But at the same time, it also made the dashing body shiver, which seemed to be a tremor from the pituitary gland.

Then, Xiao Sao felt the back of his head tingle. Immediately followed by a little drift of consciousness.

See this. I was overjoyed...... I didn't expect this dream-like feeling to happen under my own ice cube with ice cubes. That's great! It's cool now, and it will definitely be able to kill the Quartet.

At the same time, the chic and stiff underneath has also softened a lot.

Xiao Dash quickly straightened it and fixed it with tight panties.

Then, he quickly ran out of the locker room. At this time, the team doctor was coming and asked anxiously, "Xiao, are you okay?" ”

Xiao Shao walked like a fly, and replied loudly: "It's okay." I'm just coming back to pee! ”

When the team doctor heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Scarcity is the top priority of the team, and if he has the slightest injury, the whole team will be doomed. They're the team doctors who are counting on the team to make the playoffs, because for them, they're going to get a lot more work into the playoffs.

Xiao rushed out of the tunnel like lightning, and when he ran back onto the court, Lakers fans suddenly felt like they were being teased.

When Xiao Shan left, they thought that Xiao Shan would not come back.

But unexpectedly, after a while, this guy ran back.

Isn't this amusing to everyone? What about the injury?

This huge sense of being deceived caused them to let out a monstrous boo. As if to swallow the chic directly.

Seeing Xiao come back, Milicic did not hesitate to give Bynum an angry foul. He ripped Andrew Bynum, who was trying to dunk the ball, out of the air.

Drip!

Milicic's tough move quickly earned him a foul, but he was still smiling.

When Bynum executed a foul, Chick replaced Wilt Chandler.

Bang! Bang!

Andrew Bynum missed two free throws.

There was a lot of lamentation at the scene, and they really had a bit of a bad taste of Bynum's free throw percentage.

Facing the lamentation of the audience, Xiao Sa just smiled indifferently: "Hmph, you have just begun to sigh!" ”

Then, Xiao Sage got the pass directly from Jeffries, and then quickly rushed forward with the ball.

Seeing Xiao Sao rushing towards the front court like lightning, Kobe Bryant hurriedly gritted his teeth and desperately pursued.

However, at this time, his bag partner Lamar Odom was still slowly pacing small steps. This was his wife's whispering in his ear, and he didn't dare to go against his wife's will. Anyway, for him, victory is not so important, what is more important is that his wife unlocks more positions in bed at night.

Obviously, Lamar Odom loves life very much, but he doesn't love the game.

At this time, Kobe Bryant, who loves the game, has already blocked the dashing rapid breakthrough one step outside the three-point line.

After Xiao Sao was blocked, he immediately changed direction quickly, and after opening up a slight defensive hole, he quickly broke through to the three-point line, and Kobe Bryant followed him.

But just when Xiao Sang's footsteps stepped into the second step of the three-point line, his body suddenly stopped, Kobe Bryant subconsciously didn't stop his steps, Xiao Sao had a quick step back and jumped outside the three-point line, and then quickly pulled up a step-back jumper!

Although Kobe Bryant tried very hard to fly up and try to block, he still couldn't stop the basketball from flying calmly to the basket from Xiao Xiao's hand!

Swish!

Very quickly, the microphone behind the back rebound told Sù Kobe Bryant and the Lakers fans all over the court that this was a soft three-pointer!

How can it be?

Kobe Bryant's eyes widened, and his eyes were full of incredulity.

Lakers fans at this time also have the same mood as him.

How can it be? Why did Xiao Sao suddenly jump shot? It's actually Kobe Bryant's signature stop-and-retreat jumper during the march, which is even more standard than Kobe Bryant's movements!!

Everyone felt incredible, including the Knicks players, who had never seen Xiao Shi hit such a flowing goal in practice, but the feeling of Xiao Shi in front of them gave them a natural feeling of hand-to-hand capture, as if they had been rehearsed thousands of times.

They didn't know that because Xiao Sa used ice cubes to compress the scorching underneath, the inexplicable pituitary gland was stimulated, making Xiao Sa's spirit at this time already in a trance dream. In the chic dream, dashing's jump shot is very accurate.

"Hey! How about my step-back jumper? Isn't it better than yours? With a smile on his face, he stimulated Kobe Bryant with provocative words: "I'm a hard-working player than you, and when you train hard in Los Angeles at four o'clock in the morning, I work hard in my dreams." You see... That's the result of hard work! ”

Xiao Sa's tone of voice was full of teasing, but his content was the most real, and Xiao Sa was indeed training hard in his dreams.

But Kobe Bryant thinks that Xiao Xiao is sharply sarcastic about himself...... Are you laughing at me? Are you laughing at me for starting training at four in the morning? Are you sarcastic that I'm not as good at training as you are daydreaming? Damn guy!!

Kobe Bryant clenched his teeth, and his facial expressions began to distort.

"You'll pay for your hubris, rookie!!"

Kobe Bryant said viciously, his eyes wide with murderous intensity.

Xiao Xiao still kept smiling: "Okay, you are welcome to teach me more ways to score, just like you said before the game!" ”

"Humph!"

Kobe Bryant snorted coldly and ran quickly to the frontcourt.

Xiao followed unhurriedly.

Back in the half, Bryant Bryant quickly took possession of the ball from Vujacic and then hooked his finger directly at Xiao Sa: "Trying to insult a player who has been training since 4 a.m. is something that can never be forgiven!" Come on, rookie, and give you a glimpse of what a real step-back jumper is!! ”

Kobe Bryant's provocative action immediately made the Lakers fans in the audience agitated, they seemed very, very excited, they began to shout Kobe Bryant's name vigorously, and then under the leadership of the live DJ, they shouted MVP in unison!

MVP! MVP! MVP!

Listen to the sound of MVP filling the entire Stamp Arena, and then look at the fierce Kobe Bryant on the court.

Phil Jackson shook his head helplessly, although he was still leading by 9 points at this time, a wave of powerlessness still surged in his heart, and he even felt that the general trend had gone.

The last shot, he keenly felt that Xiao Xiao had found that crazy state, like he did in the fourth quarter of the game against the Clippers. When he came out of the players' tunnel, he felt as if he was possessed by the devil, and began to become omnipotent and cruel and murderous!

So, when he rushed back to the locker room, he was worried.

And when Xiao came back and hit that difficult step-back jumper like a god, he hit a three-point jumper, which confirmed his opinion.

Now, something even more terrifying has happened, Kobe Bryant is going to go head-to-head with Xiao Dash.

At this critical moment, Kobe Bryant actually chose to go heads-up!

In his opinion, if the Lakers play steadily, they may still have a chance to win.

However, if you enter heads-up mode.

His mood was not optimistic at all, and he didn't even have a trace of luck in his heart. He thinks that the old Kobe Bryant will definitely lose to the mad devil, this guy is pumping, he is simply not human!

…… (To be continued......)