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Alain Shearer's meaning is obvious. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

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If you continue to argue, the referee's red card will be the first target of the knife...... Thirty seconds later, there were two deep scratches on the turf in front of Newcastle's command bench from the right to the left side of the pitch, as if it had been ploughed by an old-fashioned plough lifted by two oxen...... That's the mark left by Shearer dragging the madman Lee is Lee Tong-beom's heel...... Soon, the team doctor helped Juan Mata out of the field.

The "black-faced judge" referee finally began to "settle accounts after the autumn" - Deco who tackled and Lloris who ran more than 50 meters each got a yellow card, and the captains of the two teams, Michael Owen and John Terry, were called aside by the referee to solemnly warn them, asking the two bigwigs to try their best to restrain their teammates and not to make such rude moves in the next game...... Boos erupted from the stands...... Such a penalty obviously did not satisfy the Newcastle fans, and the boos were sent to the referee.

At this time, Li Tongfan rushed to the court again, and even assistant coach Shearer didn't hold it...... The angry fourth official was about to be driven crazy by this master, thinking that the madman Li was about to storm the court again, he gasped and chased after him: "Mr. Rice Bucket, you ...... Do you understand what you're doing? You will be sent off the game with a red card......"

"Damn, can't Lao Tzu come to find his shoes?"

Li Tongfan picked up a leather shoe that had just fallen off when he was dragged sideways by Shearer from the lawn, and yelled at the fourth official viciously: "Dear sir, if I were you, you would pay more attention to those guys who are wearing game uniforms on the court but doing butcher work, damn it......"

Li Tongfan scolded intermittently, bent down and put on his shoes and ran off the field...... The fourth official, who was just in his early thirties, was obviously frightened by Lao Li's sudden roar, and was stunned for three or four seconds before looking at Lao Li's back and spit out an official sentence in a volume that only he could hear-"I will write these into the game report in detail......"

Soon, the referee did not forget Lao Li, the guy who had just been in the limelight, and ran to the sidelines, slowly walked towards Li Tongfan, and didn't know whether to give a verbal warning or show a red card directly...... "Punish him!" Sent him off ......"

Not far away, in the Chelsea coach's seat, Scolari folded his hands on his chest and prayed God's most devout prayer.

Who knew that the next scene made him almost lose his eyes: the referee just said a few words to the madman Li with a pleasant face, and the unruly madman Li actually changed his excited expression of wanting to kill just now, and became like a good baby talking and laughing with the referee...... Could it be that this referee is actually a fan of Crazy Lee?

By the end, Scolari could clearly see the madman Lee looking over him, and squeezed his eyes with a smug and defiant expression...... Unforgivable, the manager should definitely be sent off for running on the pitch twice in a row!

Scolari roared angrily at the referee as he was about to return to the pitch to restart the game, only for the "black judge" to turn around and give the Brazilian a "miserable" verbal warning............ Three or four minutes later, the game resumed.

Russian [Tsar] Arshavin comes on as a substitute for Juan Mata!

Juan Mata sat on the bench to receive detailed treatment of the wound by the team doctor, but fortunately the injury only hurt the flesh and did not hurt the bones, and the team doctor Nugent thought that the swelling would be able to go down in one day and not affect the next game...... In this way, the Spanish kid's engagement ceremony tomorrow does not have to be canceled!

At this time, the boos against the referee in the stands at St James' Park continued unrelentingly...... Shearer talked to Mata for a few words, and scolded and scratched his "handsome hairstyle" and came over to suggest to Lao Li: "This bastard referee raised by a son of a bitch...... Juan was sure that the damn Portuguese did it on purpose...... Lee, we should go and sue them......"

Shearer hadn't finished his sentence when the referee's whistle sounded again...... Chelsea defender Mikel knocked Arshavin to the ground with a brutal run.

The referee called Mikel aside and gave a verbal warning...... "Woo, God!!" Bah, damn bastard, it's another verbal warning...... "Shearer jumped up and spit out fiercely: "Such a foul, you can directly show a yellow card, and the damn referee's penalty scale today is really soft...... Does he think we're all fools who don't understand football? ”

Lee Tong-beom did not answer Shearer, but looked straight at his feet.

Shearer followed Lao Li's gaze and found that there was a ball of saliva stuck to the toe of Li Tongfan's leather shoes, which seemed to be ...... Uh, kind of familiar...... Don't...... Could it be that he just threw it up?

Watching Shearer sneering and wiping the saliva off his leather shoes, Li Tongfan smiled wickedly: "It's good that the punishment scale is lenient...... Hey...... I don't like to play cards...... Hehe, it's better to keep Deco on the field, otherwise you want to get revenge next time I don't know when I'll be able to touch Chelsea......"

"Look at that uncle......"

Li Tongfan pointed to the Chelsea command seat not far away and said with a smile: "Alan, how long do you think that grumpy uncle will laugh?" ”

Grumpy uncle?

Alan Shearer turned his head to look at the line of defense that Li Tongfan's finger was pointing at...... Sure enough, isn't there an uncle sitting over there with a smile on his face?

Uncle Luis Felipe Scolari is sitting in the coach's seat and smiling happily!

Shearer looked at Scolari's smug look and instantly understood that all that happened on the pitch was deliberately caused by the opposing manager...... What a hateful old bastard!!

Shearer himself didn't realize that as he was in contact with the madman Lee for more and more time, he gradually became close to Zhu and red and black to ink, and the player's background was not clear, so he was quite a bit of an "English version of Crazy Lee" style...... "...... Although the strength of our players is not as good as theirs...... Hehe, but it doesn't take absolute strength to shovel people, if we shovel one of the Chelsea players, do you think that old guy will still laugh as happily as he is now? ”

Alan Shearer slapped his thigh very shamefully: "I've wanted to do this for a long time, so you think so too......"

The two shameless fellows looked at each other with a sinister look, and then laughed in unison.

“…… Fatty, get up and warm up! ”

Li Tongfan beckoned to the [alien fat man] Ronaldo who was sitting on the bench, called the smiling fat man to his side, and whispered a few words in his ear, only to see Luo Fatman's face involuntarily stunned, and then ran all the way to the other end of the court with high legs and began to warm up...... Gareth Bale and Nicolas Gigi, who were sitting on the bench, looked at the sinister smile of the head and Ronnie, and only felt a cool breeze on their backs...... "Someone is going to be unlucky......" Gareth Bale muttered with a grin.

"What?" Others don't understand.

"Look over there......"

The hammers on the bench looked in the direction Gareth Bale was pointing...... I saw Ronaldo, who was originally raising his legs high to do warm-up movements, after running to the side of the Newcastle goal, suddenly sneakily looked left and right, and tiptoed behind goalkeeper Hugo Lloris ...... "Woo......

The hammers on the bench collectively covered their eyes and groaned in pain, the back of that thief was too obscene............ Hugo Lloris is watching the situation with full attention.

Although the Newcastle side was officially in possession at this time, the football game was changing rapidly, and no one knew if Chelsea's shot would fly over in the next second, so he didn't dare to be careless.

Moreover, now the Magpies are competing with him for the main position internally is the veteran Jiwen, who is also very strong, and the head coach Crazy Lee has given him a lot of opportunities recently, and he must perform well to determine his main goalkeeper position as soon as possible.

At this moment, an extremely obscene and familiar voice suddenly came from behind him-"Hey...... Hey...... Hugo, this ......"

Lloris looked at the field first...... Well, the football is still at the feet of Irving, and his teammates are organizing the attack...... After it was finally confirmed that Chelsea would not be attacking in a second or two, Hugo Lloris looked back to see who was calling him, and then Ronaldo's chubby face came into view...... With Lloris looking puzzled, Ronaldo rushed to the goalpost and said a few words to him, and the French national gate was soon green...... Thirty seconds later.

While the football was out of bounds, Lloris beckoned the tiger-headed German defender Sami Khedira to him and whispered a few words in his ear...... Another thirty seconds later.

The referee's whistle sounded bitterly...... Portugal's "Angry Bag" Deco fell to the ground in pain and rolled back and forth holding his ankle, and the players from both sides were once again together...... German defender Sami Khedira made the classic expression that Deco had done with his hands spread out and pretended to be innocent after Juan Mata had gone down a few minutes earlier, and he told the referee that he was absolutely unintentional...... At this moment, there was even a gloating applause among the Newcastle fans in the stands...... On the bench, Gareth Bale and the others covered their heads one by one with a black face, just now they watched intently the whole process of this scene directed by the vengeful leader, and at this moment the hammers finally understood what the head said to Ronaldo...... "I have a grudge......

At this moment, the hammers on the bench finally had the most intuitive impression of the mantra that Crazy Lee often hung on his lips, fortunately they were Crazy Lee's people...... However, it seems good to have such a head coach in his cover!

(To be continued)