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Looking at the figure reflected on the water surface by the lake, Wang Dacang breathed a sigh of relief. "It's good that I didn't cross over."

As a standard otaku, Wang Cannon's attainments in online novels are definitely not low, and he is most familiar with what he is traveling to. Although sometimes I envy those who cross over, but when Wang Cannon really encounters this kind of incident, he is still a little panicked. What if I do become white or black?

Although he is not an angry youth, Wang Dacang still has no idea of becoming a race from other countries.

"Wait? I was very concerned just now, no, my height seems to be a little wrong" Although there is nothing wrong with the reflection on the water, Wang Cannon still saw some differences, from just now, Wang Cannon felt a little twisted, and it seemed that everything was much shorter. "Could it be that my 25-year-old body has grown taller again?"

This idea made Wang Dacang happy, his height is not very tall, he is just 1.7 meters and looks more like a leather ball because of his physical relationship, and now he has grown taller, how does this make him dislike?

But why is that? What is the reason for this series of events? "Wang Cannon really doesn't understand, what the hell is going on.

I don't even have a penny on my body, but I have all kinds of documents in my pocket to legally leave the country, and I have a mobile phone, but I can't get through to my mother's and father's phone. Looking at Nokia, which is a bit like the big brother of the 9o, Wang Cannon understands that this should not be a signal problem.

"I'm rubbing, what should I do?" In just an instant, Wang Cannon felt that the world was about to collapse, he couldn't contact his family, he had no money on him, and Wang Cannon, who suddenly crossed over to Miami, was directly cornered.

Although he didn't know it, Wang Dacang also recognized that the visa he was holding in his hand was just an ordinary tourist visa, which meant that after a while, this thing would be ineffective, and he would become a smuggler of illegal immigrants, and it would be over if he was caught by the police.

What? You said they would send it back to you? The United States claims to be a democratic country, but its democracy is only for American citizens, and other smugglers don't even send it to the Chinese embassy, just throw it out from the border, and don't care if you live or die!

Wang Cannon doesn't think that he has the ability to survive on the American border, he is Wang Cannon, not Wang Binxun, not Bei Ye who can eat everything, starving to death may be his final outcome.

"Holy! It's a bit of a hassle. When Wang Dacang thought of this, the cold sweat came down, and the fat of almost two hundred catties trembled. I don't know if there is a Chinese embassy in Miami, I said that I lost my wallet, and it should be no problem to seek help from the embassy, right? ”

Suddenly, Wang Dacang was very grateful for the fact that he suddenly knew English, although he didn't know what was going on, but after knowing English, at least he wouldn't be blind in this way, and he asked all the way, how could he find it before starving to death?

Wang Cannon thought so.

But his idea lasted only two hours before it began to crumble.

The reason is simple, he is hungry.

As a fat man, hunger pangs are such a terrifying experience that ordinary people simply can't understand.

Wang Cannon, who was so hungry and weak, sat directly on the side of the street, sighing and sighing.

"Hey, I remember that there was a large double-layer chicken leg burger of KFC in the refrigerator, two hams" Wang Cannon's stomach suddenly made a deafening sound again, so frightened that he quickly closed his mouth, and the more he chattered, the hungrier he became.

"Could it be that my king cannon is going to starve to death in a place like Miami?" Wang Cannon shook his head firmly, "What are you kidding, I don't want to die, even if I die, I don't want to starve to death, so shameful, at least eat to die!" ”

In an instant, Wang Dacang thought of two plans that would not allow him to starve to death.

One, Overlord Meal!

Second, robbery!

What does eating a bully meal look like? Wang Dacang vaguely remembered that he did this kind of thing with a group of friends at a stall not far from the school when he was a child, a group of people ordered a bunch of food, and then ran away after eating, so many people, the stall owner couldn't catch it at all, but the object of choosing the overlord meal was not suitable at that time, this vendor knew where Wang Dacang's house was, and directly caught up with the house to ask for money. After Wang Dacang was tragically beaten by his parents, he was also deducted pocket money for a week.

Despite this, Wang Cannon has always believed that the process of his overlord meal was still very successful, but there was something wrong with the strategy.

Now in Miami, there is no stall owner who knows Wang Dacang's family, and there are no friends who hurt themselves and finally gave everyone money for food, so eating the overlord meal should be more perfect.

So, Wang Cannon found a place that looked very good and sat down.

"Hello, sir, how many of you have?" A well-dressed waiter soon walked over and smiled at Wang Dacang.

Wang Dacang didn't speak, but stretched out a finger.

"Yes sir, here's the menu." The waiter handed the menu to Wang Dacang, and took out a pen to write it down.

"I want this, this, and this." Wang Dacang looked at the menu and ordered several dishes that seemed to be delicious.

"Yes sir." The waiter smiled and said, "You ordered a total of four dishes, a total of 130 dollars, do you pay by credit card or cash?" ”

"Shrimp?" Wang Cannon was dumbfounded all of a sudden, "Do you want to settle the bill now?" ”

The waiter nodded.

"Oops!" Wang Cannon suddenly jumped up from his chair and touched his body with an anxious look. "Where's my wallet? Why can't I find my wallet? ”

Then, Wang Dacang walked out without looking back, muttering as he went, "Where did my wallet go?" ”

"Hmph." Just as Wang Dacang was about to walk out of the store, the sneer of the waiter behind him came to his ears, and Wang Dacang's whole person paused instantly.

This laughter is full of mockery and ridicule, and it is clearly looking down on yourself! This guy guessed that he had no money in the first place! You don't have to pay for your meal here, he specifically asked!

Wang Cannon took a deep breath, pushed the door heavily and walked out!

Turn around and quarrel with him? Wang Dacang is not so stupid, although his heart is extremely angry, but he has no way, because he has no money. Although he wanted to take out a stack of banknotes and slam them on the waiter, he said very awesomely, "Lao Tzu has money!" "But the real situation is that I really went to eat the overlord meal!

"Holy! Dog's eyes look at people low! ”

Wang Dacang, who went out, spat out a mouthful of saliva at the door of the store, and scolded angrily, "When Lao Tzu has money, I have to smash you to death with banknotes!" ”

But in any case, the overlord meal plan failed, and the hungry Wang Cannon could only think of the second plan, "robbery." ”

There are also several types of robbery, robbing shops and robbing passers-by. The former is more likely to grab money, while the latter depends on luck.

The first thing Wang Cannon has to try is the first one, robbing the store.

He found a shabby-looking, sparsely populated shop, pushed the door open and entered.

"Boss, do you have a knife here?" As soon as Wang Cannon entered, he asked straight to the point.

"Yes! Of course! The owner of the shop, an old white man who looked to be in his fifties, nodded, took out a packaged knife from an unknown corner and said, "Boutique fruit knife, thirty dollars no counteroffer!" ”

Wang Cannon nodded and said, "Show me." ”

The boss was not too careful, and handed the knife to Wang Cannon.

Wang Cannon opened the package, looked at the blade that seemed to be very sharp, and thought about how to say the word robbery.

"How? This knife is good, right? Cutting fruit is a breeze. The boss said.

Wang Cannon nodded, spoke, and hit"

"Hit?" The boss looked at the stammering Wang Cannon, and didn't understand what was going on, "What else do you want?" ”

"It's not." Wang Dacang is about to die, and now he finally knows why Fan Wei stammered when he said that there were no thieves in the world, and who wanted to stutter when he was nervous. ”

"Robbery!" At this moment, a cold voice suddenly came from behind Wang Dacang, and Wang Dacang looked back in surprise, only to see a person wrapped in a black coat standing behind him, holding a black thing in his hand.

Wang Cannon looked carefully, and this person was holding a gun in his hand!

"I don't want to hurt anyone, call out the money and I'll go!" The man continued, but the muzzle of the gun was pointed at the king cannon and the shopkeeper.

"I'm rubbing, isn't it?" Wang Cannon was about to cry, "I'm not so unlucky? If you want to be robbed, you can encounter this kind of thing? ”

Looking at the fruit knife in his hand and the pistol in the man's hand, Wang Cannon had to admit that it was also a robbery, and others were much more professional than himself.

"Put the knife down! Call the money out! The man was already crying out excitedly.

"Big brother! Take it easy! I'm here to make soy sauce! Wang Dacang decisively threw the fruit knife on the ground, and shouted miserably: "I don't have a penny on me, if you want to rob him, rob him!" "Speaking of Wang Cannon, the shop owner.

"Holy!" The shopkeeper was dumbfounded.