My first feeling, why does this person look so much like Brother Baoqiang!

Then I realized that this is a game, not acting!

The fat man of the city lord came over with a smile, looking like he was not sitting or standing, and he put his arm around my shoulders and said, "The city lord who has been pretending to be the city lord for a day is about to suffocate me!" ”

I just woke up, dare to love this is a real-life version of the NPC?

Damn, and such a good errand? This is a city lord NPC, how powerful is that? A sub-main city, I won't say it's big, but players from the hundreds of nearby novice villages are basically rushing here, to say the least, it's also a million-level big city. There are 200,000 NPC regular legions under his command alone, and there are 50,000 elite cavalry regiments, which is really a big wave of the hand, and the canopy is wiped out.

"Brother, where are you?" I'm a little embarrassed to be picked up!

"I'm a sea of clouds!" The fat man of the city lord dared to hold back for a day, and he was stuffy, and now he sees a real player and has a feeling of "seeing a fellow countryman" in another world. "What about you?"

"Qiaoyi, so am I!" Even I'm excited, I'm really a fellow.

"What a drop! Brother, I said why do you make me feel a sense of intimacy, it turns out that we are fishing for the countryside! The fat man of the city lord was excited now, "Let's go!" Let's go inside! It's really suffocating! ”

Don't you want to be so coincidental, the first time I came to Silver Moon City to meet the great city lord, he is still my fellow countryman, and there is a drama now. In the future, when I walk on the street, this waist board will be straight, and if anyone dares to bully me, I will sue him, "The city lord is my fellow countryman!" "I think you still dare to be arrogant, the 200,000 regular army is not a vegetarian.

The lord of the city pulled me into his harem very enthusiastically, and when I remembered what Leinster had just told me outside the palace, I had a pimple in my heart: What is interesting to do in this game?

"Alas, brother, you are counting! I'm fine all day long, and I can't walk around, but it suffocates me! "After the city lord took me to the study of the harem, I sat down on a super large sofa and immediately began to pour bitter water.

This sofa is good, elastic and quite sufficient.

"Are you still bored?" I was puzzled, "Three thousand beauties in the harem, it's not enough for you to play!" When I came to the land, I heard the man say you're ......."

The city lord's face immediately showed a YD expression, as if he was recalling some kind of very yellow and violent picture, but then he said with a bitter face: "Brother, let's tell you the truth!" When I first started, I thought it was quite interesting! That feeling is the same as masturbating yourself.,And all of them are as beautiful as flowers.,What kind of beauty I want, what kind of beauty I have! ……”

It's hard to imagine that when he said this, his face was not full of joy, but with pain. I can't help but wonder if it's the same as the real thing. I've heard that my helmet is 90% realistic, and everything feels very realistic.

But I thought it was a bit too indecent to discuss this kind of topic with a middle-aged fat man in a secret room, so I put up with it and didn't ask.

"A little masturbation, a stroke hurts the body, and a strong masturbation is gone!" The fat city lord said with a sigh.

From this, I can judge that he is strong~!

"Brother, pay attention to your body!" I said sincerely.

"Brother, thank you for your concern!"

"Brother, how did you get this helmet?" I asked curiously, the number of limited NPC helmets this time is very limited, and the people who can get it are nothing more than a few selections. But I think this fat man is a layman, and he doesn't seem to know much about games.

"Me? That day, I was selling pork at the market as usual! Suddenly, a pretty chick came and asked me if I would be interested in participating in a real yàn for men and women! I'm coming! ”

Well, three sentences do not leave the bank, I believe that even if there is no computer at his house, he will definitely not be without Mr. Cang's saucer.

I have to admire the decision-makers of Skymark for their very admirable foresight and unusual way of thinking.

"Then they came to you and didn't tell you what you were going to do?"

"They told me to do whatever I wanted, and the only requirement was that I couldn't leave this palace!"

Strong, violent, very strong!

You can do whatever you want, but you can't leave the palace. But in the palace, what else can you do besides NPCs?

Awesome, really awesome!

However, "Did you know that you play the castle lord yourself?" Isn't your power great? ”

"Hey, don't mention it! I have a P power! On the surface, I am the lord of the city and have a lot of power in my hands. But in reality, none of these people (referring to NPCs) listened to me! ”

I don't know if he did it the wrong way, or if it was something else. Originally, as a player, NPCs never listened to us, which is normal, so I didn't pay much attention to it at the time, and I didn't realize that I had been followed by someone on Weibo, and he could know about me anytime and anywhere. And I don't even know about this kind of thing.

"Don't be too sad! Think of the good in everything! It's too late for others to envy your character! Be content! By the way, here's a letter from an old man to you! You take a look and reward me with the quest! With that, I pulled the crumpled letter out of my backpack and tossed it to him, claiming my reward very directly.

He didn't answer, "I'm not interested!" ”

fainted to death, he really played a faint gentleman to the fullest, I really admire him so much.

"You need to take a look!" I persuaded him, he didn't see how I could complete the task?

"It's boring! It's the game, what's there to see! The fat man of the city lord lay on the sofa and said very sluggishly, it seems that he is really suffocated, or overdone, "You help me take a look, and then sue me!" ”

Task Prompt: Do you want to accept the task to read letters? Okay, it's a mission, and I'll take it.

When I opened the envelope, I found a piece of paper inside, which read: "At twelve o'clock tonight, the small room in the back garden, see you or leave!" ”

After reading it, I couldn't help but get goosebumps all over my body, and I couldn't even hold the letter and slid down.

I......

I!!

I~~ It's really hard for me to imagine that Gandalf and the fat man had a private meeting in a secret room!!

I just felt a tumbling stomach and I was about to vomit.

It's so uncomfortable!

The fat man of the city lord leaned over disappreciatively and asked, "What do you say?" ”

I was so frightened that the hairs on my whole body stood up, and I reflexively jumped up, not even daring to touch the piece of paper again, and said, "You better see for yourself!" ”

But in my heart, I have scolded him hundreds of times: dead pervert, stinky glass!

He seemed to have grabbed my shoulders just now, hey~ I'm going offline, I'm going to take a shower!

The fat man of the city lord picked it up and looked at it inexplicably, and smiled as if it was normal: "Oh! That old guy, there's finally a response! Hey, brother, what's wrong with you? How do you stand so far? Come on, come on, come and sit! Otherwise, you won't leave tonight......"

As soon as I heard this, I really got goosebumps all over my body, "Brother, no!" Now that the mission is complete, I'm going to have something else to do! Tomorrow, tomorrow I will definitely come to see you! ”

After saying that, I escaped from the City Lord's Mansion as if I was running for my life!