Chapter 436: Hanging and Tease (Second Update)
The young players are not well-mannered, and the Kazakhstan that plays is in vain. The main force of the national team is accustomed to seeing the wind and moon, and it immediately gives the Kazakhs a feeling of home.
However, the Kazakhs know how to be a man, although the Chinese team released the water, they did not dare to seize the opportunity to quickly narrow the score or even create a lead. In the final analysis, they are also afraid that the abrasive goblins will come on the field to beat them, rather than being abused by those guys who don't know the proportions, it is better to be a man with their tails between their legs, and they will lose more face if they maintain the point difference.
The Kazakhs have already scared their hearts, they no longer want to win, they just want to lose decently.
This pursuit is a bit pitiful and a little sad for competitive competition.
For this idea of the Kazakhs, the Chinese team expressed their appreciation. Then in the third quarter, a foursome was fielded, but this time the four young men did not show their edge wantonly, but began to play all kinds of fancy training...... Treat the game as if it were a game of streetball.
The quartet is full of tricks, and Kazakhstan can only bend to meet their will, let them treat themselves roughly, and just want the final score to be better.
And the final result was still not much better, the Chinese team defeated the Kazakhs 98:61!
For this result, they are still acceptable...... At least the score difference has not widened to 50 points, and it has already scored more than half of the points of the Chinese team!!
Kazakhs are easy to satisfy, a little cute!
And compared to the Kazakhs, the Indians look a little silly. Their basketball team, like their national government, is a little confused and always feels good about themselves. Always think that Lao Tzu is the third in the world. Except for the United States, Russia is itself.
This trend has also been observed in the last two years. Ever since they found a big giant who could play basketball, they have been repeatedly claiming that India's Yao Ming has risen to dominate Asia.
This time, they met the Chinese team in the group stage, and before the game, their head coach was still very confident to the media: "We have the strength to compete with the Chinese team, at least we will not lose worse than Kazakhstan." ”
What is self-confidence?
That's it!
The self-confidence and arrogance of Indians were born from the moment they became human...... Although they never won any wars, they still often claim to be powerful countries. They completely forgot about the fact that the southern Tibetan war was almost pushed all the way to New Delhi by a PLA army. In recent years, there has been a sense of competing with China.
Their general is like the current head coach of the basketball team.
It is a pity that the Chinese generals have never regarded them as opponents, and for countries where military parades can be turned into acrobatic troupes, the military bigwigs really can't afford to look at them squarely.
However, the foursome trained by Xiao Shi is not as large as the army bosses, they are just a bunch of wolf-like 'evil wolves', eager to brush up on experience points!! Now that the Indian team has hit the muzzle, can they not be ecstatic? So one by one, they took the initiative to ask for help.
The next day, under the arrangement of chic, they started again. They are partnered with Wang Lei of the Bayi team.
Wang Lei is very suitable for the system of these four evil wolves, and he plays very calmly.
When the five of them started the game. As soon as the whistle blew, the five guys released a brutal aura...... The first ball is Yin Guiwei's strong slam dunk!!
After the storm was over, he didn't forget to shout to the Indian striker who had not yet had time to return to defense: "This is not a park, you want to take a walk back to India, where you love to defecate and eat pilaf!" ”
Yin Guiwei speaks English, and it's quite standard!
However, his contemptuous trash talk was not understood by the Indians, who also spoke English and firmly believed that their English was the most standard in all of Asia, but ...... Only they think so, including the Japanese with only two tones, enough to stand on the summit of Mt. Fuji and laugh at these Indians who say 'me-doo', 'aglee' and 'vedy-guud'.
The Indians obviously did not expect that the Chinese team's attack would be so rapid, even faster than the speed of the PLA back then! It was a goal in the blink of an eye, and we haven't fastened our belts yet!!
Soon, wait until the Indian has fastened his belt and re-served.
His point guard was stealing before he even got out of the free throw line by the quick-eyed He Yahui, who broke the ball and jumped into the penalty area and scored easily!
At this time, He Yahui was at a loss to discover one thing...... These Indians are just funny! They'll play a ball of yarn!!
Originally, these stunned youths who didn't understand the Indians thought that the Indian team was really a difficult bone to gnaw, but now that they are fighting, the 'strong' India immediately showed its bottoms...... So vulnerable!
Feed!
Did you make everyone laugh when you were so confident before the game?
The boys felt speechless, hurt and deceived, thinking they had been deceived.
So, enraged, they began to carry out a brutal massacre!!
Syllable!
Steals!
Swish!
Goal!
Syllable!
Steals!
Swish!
Goal!
Syllable!
Steals!!
Swish!
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The game was always at this pace, with India being tackled and China scoring.
Repeat and repeat, there is no suspense, as long as the point guard of the Indian team is pressed, he will be cut off immediately, and then under their thin defense, it will be difficult not to score.
For Chinese fans, this scene is repetitive, but... It's also very cool, after all, it's someone else who is abused, not yourself. And I'm used to seeing the Chinese team being embarrassed by others on the field, and now I can't even pass half the time when watching the Chinese team use the pressure! !
The head coach of the Indian team is obviously a very advanced Buddhist, because he sits on the bench as if he has entered a state of meditation, even though the team has been beaten to pieces. But he just couldn't call a timeout. Maybe for Buddhist disciples. They will think that all the suffering is the bad karma of their previous life. So this life to pay back...... Everything is predestined, so don't resist!
The Indian team is so unresistant, and the Chinese team bench is a little unable to sit still!
"Coach, why don't you call a timeout?"
"Yes, Coach, pay more attention to the international impact. People who don't know think we're bullying them! ”
"Convince people with virtue, coach! These boys don't know proportion, can you still not know proportion? ”
"After all, India and us are also two of the four ancient civilizations. How much to give people a little face. You see, it's going to be 24:0 soon. If you continue to play like this, I'm afraid the referee will have to collapse! ”
Under the persuasion of many national team players and members of the coaching staff, the kind-hearted coach Guo Shiqiang stretched out his hand to call a timeout...... He was a little confused...... Because this is the first time since he became a head coach that the team has called a timeout when the team is going well...... According to normal logic, at this time, the players on the field should be let go!
But... Alas! Who makes the Indians too angry? And he loves to brag - force, if it weren't for the fact that the host was in Tianjin, the dignified Heavenly Empire couldn't do too much, otherwise he would have to lose face with these tough mouths and teeth!
"I suddenly feel that I am a manager who is completely unworthy of his name, and he is simply a goodwill ambassador!" Guo Shiqiang after calling a timeout. Turning to the players, he said.
At this time, Liu Wei said helplessly: "Brother Guo." You should think of it as charity, poor poor Indians. Look at our boys, they don't treat Indians as human beings at all. This time, I estimate that the international basketball world will have to laugh at them for at least ten or eight years!
Liu Wei's words caused everyone to laugh.
And Sun Yue also teased Xiao Sa in a timely manner: "Xiao Saga, look at the apprentices you trained, how can they look like a teacher of benevolence and righteousness!" We want to convince people with virtue!! ”
"Haha!" Xiao smiled heartily and didn't answer positively at all.
In fact, everyone doesn't need to answer positively, for them, watching the arrogant Indian Ah San eat deflated is a pleasant thing. And today's 'fake benevolence and false righteousness' is just to set off the spiritual realm, and to enliven the atmosphere, which is funny and funny.
Drip!!
The referee announced the timeout, and after the timeout was announced, he did not forget to come here, and the Japanese referee reminded the Chinese coaching staff in Japanese-style English: "Please keep the fight, the Indians are about to cry!" I'm about to cry, I've never played this kind of game before...... I stayed at half-time at the start of the game and never went back again! It would be bad if the organizing committee only paid me half of my salary. ”
The Japanese referee was very humorous, and his words made everyone laugh after the translation of the translation, and then Guo Shiqiang told him that please rest assured that China has always been a peace-loving country that follows the path of benevolence and righteousness and is very polite, and will never let the Indians return empty-handed.
After the Japanese referee got this answer, he couldn't help but walk over there with a smile.
Then Guo Shiqiang taught the boys a lesson from Balabala: "You guys, the too young, too simple Tucson is broken, and there is no international overall situation at all. How can you treat your Indian friends like this? Look at it, what have become of them? Give them a chance and let them score a goal, okay? Just one! Is this a difficult requirement to meet?! ”
For the head coach's posture of telling jokes with a straight face, the quartet couldn't help but want to laugh.
And when they laughed, Guo Shiqiang couldn't hold his face, and the whole bench burst into laughter.
The Chinese team was happy, the fans in the stadium were also happy, and all the spectators in front of the TV who watched the game were even more happy...... It's been a long time since I've seen such a murderous national team! It's still the young guys, this completely unsentimental style is worth thirty-two likes!
Correspondingly, the Indian team is not sad either. They are very bland in their tactics, and they seem to have become accustomed to this kind of identification...... And don't want to resist too violently!
Drip!
After the whistle blows, the game resumes.
At this time, the Chinese team finally stopped pressing, and the Indian team was still able to pass the half...... And the aggrieved referee finally followed the Indian team through the half.
The Chinese team even played a great style of sending Buddha to the west, and He Yahui gave the Indian defender a chance to vacate the position, but ...... Basketball hits iron. Then the Indian inside line ran back with his head down...... The rebound fell into the hands of the unprepared Yin Guiwei.
"Coach! I can't blame this goal for not going in! ”
He Yahui told Guo Shiqiang loudly that it was not that he did not release the water, but that the opponent was too incompetent.
His voice was so loud that it drew laughter from the fans around him.
The audience in front of the TV also received this voice through signal transmission, and they laughed even more.
A basketball game has become a cross talk conference like this.
Indians once again played the physiological characteristics of being funny with life!
Next, the Chinese team still released the water, but the effect was still not obvious, and it was still difficult for the Indians to put the ball in.
That lasted for almost four minutes, and with a minute to go before the end of the first quarter, the Indian defender finally rushed into the box with Chinese players escorted to get a layup...... The Indian team finally broke the record of zero.
Then, the fans in the stadium gave them a standing ovation! Cheer!
In an instant, the aura and momentum of the great country were displayed...... Look, how graceful we are, and how hospitable we are!
Well, that's true.
The Indian team felt the enthusiasm and then they continued not to score any more!!
Compared with the hospitality of the Chinese people, the Indian team is better at giving up and playing dead!
The game is still going on, it's still a carnage!
The game slowly came to an end in the light breeze of the Indian team...... When the final whistle blew, the score was fixed at 115:15.
It's a good thing that the Indian team has finally reached the last level of the Chinese team through tenacious and unremitting efforts.
For this result, the Chinese team is satisfied.
The Indian team is not dissatisfied. After the game, when the reporter surrounded the Indian coach who pretended to be forced before the game, he pretended to be a faint force: "It's a pity that we missed too many balls tonight, and the Chinese team hit a lot of goals that shouldn't be scored." In this case, it becomes very natural for us to lose, and we will come back! ”
After pretending to be this force, the Indian head coach waved his sleeves, leaving a curry smell, not taking away half of the cloud, and drifting away!
What a big husband who can bend and stretch!!
With such no traces, people who don't know still think that the Indian team and the Chinese team are playing very anxiously, as if the winner was decided at the last moment...... In fact, the whole game looks like the Chinese team is begging the Indian team to score, please don't lose too ugly!
And so ugly things happened!
Alas!
It's just that the enemy is too incompetent!
After the Indian head coach left, reporters flocked to surround the Chinese players.
The reporters are still surrounded by Xiao Xiao, because they did not interview him in the last game!!
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The second more is delivered!
Ask for a ticket!! -
(To be continued......)