Chapter 246: Qualifying
This big ghost doesn't seem to know what the male and female defense is. Or rather heroically put myself in the same sex ♂ group as me ♂.
Of course, there is another possibility. It's just that this guy doesn't think I'm the same species as her. It's like the average sane person doesn't snap on small animals like cats and dogs......
Wait, I remember playing a game of bean picking with Orange Meow before...... Every time I pass by Youkai Mountain, I will do this and that to the Tsunaku...... Ah, that...... Well...... Because it's a youkai, it's no problem...... Right?
Forget it, it's best not to think about this kind of problem in the future. I've already mixed up this virtue. You have to get by with race or something......
Besides, this guy Yongyi, if you come up with me, it doesn't look like you just met and said hello:
"If you run away, you'll be complained by girls. I thought you ran away, did you just go to the bathroom? Yongyi, who was drunk, said this to me with drunken eyes while snorting wine.
…… What, this woman, is she drunk confused? Do you think this is still the time when you were at Hakurei Shrine last night? I was slightly speechless.
And the smell of wine is so strong, it's really troublesome.
Yongyi, who is taller and heavier than me, is lying on his stomach at this time, and his body involuntarily leans towards me, which can be regarded as half of the embrace. But Yongyi's mouth full of the smell of wine made me feel very annoying.
Most of these women can't get married. Although the attributes of the ghost + drunkard are similar to those of Cuixiang, but Cuixiang also has a Lori attribute bonus. But Yongyi's appearance is basically like an older single young woman who has missed her marriage. The good quality is basically gone. On the contrary, the appearance of getting drunk every day, basically normal people will not like it.
I thought so to myself, and then shrugged my shoulders, beckoned the rabbit youkai as a guest, and pulled Yongyi, who was leaning on him, away and went to sleep in another room......
"Really...... How do you do things...... I just ordered that little guy to drink with me......"
Yongyi walked forward semi-forcedly while complaining to the bunnies.
So it's an older young woman or something...... This creature is the most troublesome...... But there is still a little bit of benefit to them. That is, it is very easy to hook up. Especially the kind of kind that is still in place when a lot of age is still there. Looking at these dignified, mature and charming young women like little girls who are slapping for the first time, this sense of disobedience is indeed very fresh and interesting.
In this way, I watched the drunk Yongyi being dragged away with the eyes of a novel animal. Then I tried to find a place to sit down - but I found that all the girls in the courtyard were waving to me and beckoning me to sit with them.
……
Under the pressure of this horrible multiple-choice question of choosing one or the other, you have to offend all the others. My pressure valve reached a tipping point in an instant – so the best thing to do now is – yes, yes...... It's right to turn around and run away—
But before I could run away, my arm was grabbed again—this time by Purple. After holding it, she glared and swept around the venue again. Seeing that this big monster-level old woman took the lead. The girl who patted the empty space next to her and beckoned me to go over was not angry in her heart, but she didn't dare to say anything.
So, with a victorious smile, Purple put it in my ear and said, "Let's go sit over there" and was about to take me to the place she had chosen—it was at this time that an extremely angry gaze looked at Purple and me.
You don't have to think about it to guess that this is my original wife, the ever-bright red young moon Remilia. Scarlett-'s sister.
Among the people I know, the only one who can really kill a person with his eyes is this young girl who looks harmless to humans and animals.
But that's okay. Because compared to her sister, Flandrew's EQ is significantly lower. Basically, you can do it with a little coaxing. Of course, despite that, Remy's emotional intelligence is not very high.
Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a sense of guilt. It seems that the self before the amnesia,This is how to coax the stupid girl Lori with low emotional intelligence with rhetoric.,And the scum who married her? That's really ......
Slightly ......
Exciting.
Well, now it's more important how to deal with the murderous eye attack of a pure and immaculate 500-year-old girl - I was thinking to myself, should I walk over and say hello to Fran. But he didn't think that Zi took out a small mirror from the gap and shook it at the right angle. Next to him, Fran screamed to the ground, shouting "Eyes! My eyes!! "Roll around.
Seeing that this vampire berserker was dealt with so easily, the other big monsters and small monsters were not big or small, and the medium monsters had nothing to say. One or two lowered their heads, desperately nibbling on the rice cake made by the rabbit of the Eternal Pavilion, and kept asking for refills, as if they were treating this rice cake as purple.
……
The location chosen by Purple is next to Princess Mononoke Yuyuko, and it looks like her relationship with Yuyuko is indeed very good. Even if it's a three-P or something, it can be carried out without hindrance, without shame or morality - of course, when it is being carried out, the shouting and killing of the demon dream who practices the knife next door is very helpless.
Seeing me and Purple walking over together, as if they were intimate couples, Yuyuko smiled generously. And her family's court teacher, or the nanny, maid, thug, handyman, errand and toy soul demon dream classmate, looks very tangled.
“…… Master. ”
But in the end, he bowed respectfully to me.
Speaking of which, there is indeed such a setting:
"Master is the strongest swordsman I have ever met, and he is also the one who guides my cultivation and guides my morality." After I encountered Yumu for the first time after I lost my memory, Yumu said to Wright very seriously, "And...... Or the object of my longing......"
In the end, after holding it for a long time, Youmeng still said something like this to me with a red face, similar to a confession.
"Anyway, is it really okay for you to confess after I have lost my memory?" I can't help but complain like this in my heart. However, looking at the eager and confused Youmeng, I still wanted to give her a response - but before I could respond, Youmu was knocked away by her unscrupulous master, Yuyuko, with a folding fan.
If I want to narrate this scene, I will definitely choose Wu Zetian to Shangguan Wan'er, and the background is that Shangguan Wan'er and Zhang Changzong are flirting and are discovered. The empress rewarded the female official ruthlessly, with a sentence: "Cheap maid!" How dare you flirt with the old lady's male pet?! ”
It's hilarious...... But when I think of me as the male protagonist in it, I just, I ......
I just feel like I want to die.