Chapter 305 On behalf of Mother Earth, she is fooling you~! (2-in-1)

"Gazruvi...... Interested in joining the tribe? ”

At this moment, Old Tang is like a seductive and depraved devil, asking a "shocking" question.

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Tribe!

A word that makes people think of it in their minds, and they can't help but boil the blood of beasts!

Wild and ferocious orcs, heroic and generous minotaurs, sinister and cunning darkspear trolls, ruthless forsaken, arrogant and radical blood elves, and greedy and intelligent goblins who have recently joined the cataclysm...... Together, these six races form the Tribe's imposing steel chariot, one of the true "two poles" of Azeroth, the only behemoth that can compete with the Alliance

Iron-blooded, righteous, fierce, wild, heroic, strong, brave and fearless......

The tribe seems to have unconsciously become the spokesperson of one boastful word after another that is enough to make every warrior's heart surge. Silently, the Horde has imprinted the image of the awe-inspiring and fearless challenge in the hearts of the creatures of Azeroth.

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Now, although the unstoppable steel chariot of the tribe has not yet been "built" and put on track, the tribal iron triangle of Kalimdor has begun to take shape with the intervention of the old Don, a traverser. Coupled with the Quel'Salas of the Eastern Kingdom, the behemoth of the tribe has built the most basic prototype and framework.

This is evidenced by previous coalition meetings and the current situation in Kalimdor as a matter of hidden murderous opportunities......

As a sharp-eyed and vicious trade tycoon, Gazruvi, the lord of Ratchet City, who is known for his ability to spot business opportunities, naturally does not fail to see through this.

Now Old Tang's bright and naked invitation. The goblin profiteer fell into deep thought, silent, weighing the pros and cons......

"Goode, you know me... Just a businessman. The biggest interest is just to earn gold......"

After a long time, Gazruvi, who took out his cigarette pouch and lit it by himself, seemed to have finally made up his mind. After a long puff of smoke to soothe his feelings, the goblin profiteer finally replied with some hesitation: "The most important thing to be a successful businessman is to remain neutral, impartial, and not to get yourself into trouble...... Such...... In order to make money at both ends! ”

"After all...... There are no factions for gold! ”

Gazruvi's words were undoubtedly his rare sincerity. This point has been practiced for a long time, and the old Tang, who can barely be regarded as half an old fritter, can hear it.

What is the most profitable business?

Ammunition!

What is the most profitable business?

Make a war profit!

If there's anyone in Azeroth who wants the continent to be at war all year round, it's the black-hearted arms dealers. Arms dealers!

In Azeroth's history, during the First World War, a large number of clever goblins had begun to reap the benefits of war. Even the well-known hot sand consortium took advantage of the war to sell its goods to both sides of the war. Only then did it lay a solid foundation of wealth and take advantage of the rise of the ......

It was at this time that many of the goblin merchants became preeminent trading princes, amassing vast wealth, and Kozan Island became a hub for goblin caravans.

In addition to this, in the Second World War, a trading prince provided the services of his group to the tribe. And after the defeat of the Horde, the prince of trade who rashly bet also suffered heavy losses and lost all his money.

The goblins learned from the trade king's failures and found that they would have doubled their benefits if they weren't confined to such a relationship. Just like Ghazruvi and his ratchet city in the past holy war on Mount Hyjal, they provided weapons, ammunition, vehicles and other mercenary services to both the Horde and the Alliance. Earned a good reputation.

The goblin city lord's prevarication and refusal at this moment can not only be the blood and tears of the "seniors", but also the lesson of the "seniors", which made him throw himself into a rat trap. In fact, as the goblin profiteer said, it would be unwise for any neutral merchant to get involved in the battle between the two camps.

This is not only a matter of losing half of the source of customers, but if you are not careful, you may be torn to pieces by the whirlpool stirred up by the collision between the two camps!

Just like this time. The Kul Tiras Navy's behavior of causing losses to Ghazruvi because of the "Gold Coin and Rum" damage to the fish in the pond certainly made the goblin city lord resentful, but it does not mean that Gazruvi will lose his mind because of this, and use his net worth and life as a weight to press on the gambling table......

But the refusal of the goblin profiteer does not mean that Old Tang will give up.

Winning over goblins in advance is also one of Don's plans.

This "shelling incident" rarely made Gazruwe take the initiative to send it to the door, and of course Old Tang would not give up his efforts so lightly.

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Goblins and gnomes. They are definitely the two most intelligent races in Azeroth's native scientific and technological strength and research capabilities.

Their weak physique and physique may limit their combat effectiveness, but on the other hand, they invisibly release their brains.

Countless whimsical ideas almost constantly flashed from the heads and minds of their anomalous people, blooming brightly.

Their curiosity keeps them researching the unknown and the new. The ingenuity of the mind allows them to turn imaginary things into reality. Coupled with the courage and guts of their research and invention that did not match their thin bodies, they had the courage to try......

The combination of this qiΔ“ and the qiΔ“ eventually made the two races synonymous with invention and creation.

"If you fall behind, you will be beaten!"

"Science and technology are the primary productive forces!"

Although Azeroth is essentially a fantasy world, even if the old Tang who has been instilled with such a thinking in the Celestial Empire since he was a child, even if he has grown into a being that is beyond the explanation of science, he will still inevitably pursue those equally wonderful technological crystallizations, and naturally, he will also be impressed by these two races that lead the trend of science and technology.

Not surprisingly, the gnomes will still be a member of the alliance in the near future, so it is imperative to win over the goblins to fight against them, or at least not to allow the alliance to open the technological gap between the alliance and the tribe!

If the goblins can be tied to the Horde's camp in advance, then in the initial collision between the two Azeroth giants of the Alliance Tribe. The tribe will undoubtedly occupy a certain advantage, and even take the lead and take the lead!

Even if...... Only a little bit!

This is why Old Tang has a heart for Gazruvi and is willing to spare no effort to persuade and lobby.

What's more, compared to the outright bastard of Gary Vickers in the future, there is no doubt that the "very humane" profiteer in front of him has more appetite for himself......

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Placing his huge fan-like palm on the table, Old Tang stretched out two fingers and gently tapped the table. After organizing the words of persuasion, he started his "big flicker" without hurrying:

"Profiteers, it is inevitable that in the future, the Azeroth Alliance and Tribes will form, develop, confront each other, and even war. This. I'm sure with your eyes will definitely be able to foresee it. Staring at Gazruvi's face with burning eyes, Old Tang said word by word: "It is likely that in a few years, the entire Azeroth will become a chessboard and battlefield for the two sides of the Alliance Tribes to wrestle and collide with each other......

"Until then. Any other power that exists in Azeroth will be nothing to mention in the face of the two behemoths of the Alliance Tribes. This also includes the Hot Sand Consortium, not to mention the tiny Ratchet City......"

The corners of Old Tang's mouth curled slightly, and he began his long-planned "alarmism", intending to control the context of the conversation in his own hands:

"There is no doubt that when there is a strategic need, it is not impossible for the Alliance and the Horde to slaughter a ratchet city, or to wipe out the trolls with intertwined forces in one fell swoop, and even offend the dragons...... Just like this time, didn't you suffer because of the unreasonable barbarism of the Kul Tiras navy? ”

All right. What is the art of speaking...... Nine out of ten sentences are true and one is false, and this is the real lie that is difficult to argue between true and false!.

In fact, in the future, the Alliance Horde did indeed attack trolls and dragons, and Don really didn't exaggerate on this point: Aren't Zuaman, Zurfarak, Zurgrab, Gudak, and the Eternal Eye all living examples?

As for why these places were attacked and cleared...... The truth in this...... Do you think Old Tang will explain it to Gazruvi at this moment?

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After taking a sip of Thunder Cliff ale to moisten his throat, Old Tang continued his great cause of "flickering" inherited from Mother Earth......

"And if there is a tribe standing behind Ratchet City, with us as allies and supporters, these threats will disappear. Just like this time. If you and your city are members of the tribe, then if this kind of thing happens, you don't need to make a deal in person, and the various races of the tribe will naturally support you and stand out! ”

Undoubtedly, Lao Tang once again played the trick of stealing concepts between words.

If Ratchet joins the Horde, then the Horde will stand up for Gazruvi. It can be the same as a negative effect. The menacing Dahlin Prodmore and his Cooltias navy probably didn't just sink a fleet, but landed directly on the beach in Ratchet City......

However, do you think Old Tang will talk about these negative effects?

Are you kidding!

"I can assure you unequivocally that when you become a member of the tribe, if anyone dares to provoke you by force, it will be against my Gude * Titan Power * Terror Totem! It's the enemy of the dragon wrestling army! ”

"What awaits them will be completely crushed by the iron hooves of the tribe!"

There is no doubt that Lao Tang, who is familiar with "The Self-cultivation of Actors", is an excellent "actor". The declaration and promise of "domineering side leakage" are called a loud voice, and the honest and resolute face of the minotaur is even more righteous and awe-inspiring, and the appearance of categorical touch adds a lot of credibility.......

"But ......"

Old Tang's false words and intimidation really made the goblin profiteer hesitate, but the threat alone may not be able to shake the goblin profiteer's choice......

Don't forget the character of the goblins......

For the distorted values of these little guys, Huang Chengcheng's gold coins are much more important than their own lives......

"Carrots and sticks." "Hit a stick and give a sweet date."

It's a tried and tested tactic for lobbyists.

Now that the stick has been played, the carrots and sweet dates are naturally below......

For goblins, there is naturally nothing more exciting and exciting than real benefits!

"Hear me first!" Waving his hand slightly, Old Tang directly interrupted Gazruvi's hesitant rebuttal. He continued to persuade himself: "Let's calculate the benefits you can get if you join the tribe!" ”

"Ratchet City is located in Kalimdor, and naturally it is mainly Kalimdor's multi-ethnic business. And there are only a few people who can trade with peace of mind without getting rich, Night Elves, humans, orcs, dark spear trolls, and minotaurs! ”

When it comes to the analysis of key issues, Lao Tang, who has already finished the draft, was speechless for a while, gushing:

"Let's talk about that little girl in Theramore... She is a serious princess of the kingdom of Kul Tiras, and one of the most outstanding arch-mages of the young generation of Dalaran. With her connections and identity. I don't need to talk to you about a deal, do I? Besides, don't forget that Theramore's naval strength is not weak, and the number of ships and sea transportation strength should not be inferior to your fleet, right? ”

"And most importantly, her father. Admiral Dalin, but you just lost a lot of money! Can you swallow this breath? ”

Seeing that the goblin profiteer nodded unconsciously, agreeing with his analysis, and unconsciously mastering the rhythm of the conversation, Old Tang secretly had fun in his heart. To increase the persuasiveness. Don didn't mind giving Gianna and Theramore some eye drops...... Old Tang never said that he was a good person......

Soon the old Tang led the conversation to the next race.

"The Cardore of Darnassus has always been self-sufficient, and he has been recuperating for tens of thousands of years, and he still lacks nothing. As a joke, except for ...... Bananas, what else can you sell them? ”

The allusion to Banana and Night Elf Girl is a well-known joke in Kalimdor. At this moment, although it was under Yan SΓΉ's persuasion, when Old Tang talked about this obscure joke, Old Tang and Gazluwe couldn't help but exchange a lewd smile of "you know" with each other.

Most of the men of the Night Elves practice druid spells. As we all know, druids often enter the Emerald Dream Realm to sleep and heal nightmares...... With such a group of dead houses that sleep every day, where do the night elf girls go to collect the "public food"?

There is no "plow" to plough the ground. You can't stop planting crops, right?

Therefore, the banana, which looks like something, as a consolation for the Midnight Elf girl's loneliness, naturally came into being, and became popular among the women who kept the empty room alone......

(ps: Okay, this is a joke~~ Don't blame the Cadore girls~~~)

"And in contrast. Orcs, trolls, and minotaurs, the three tribes that are in great need of supplies, are your main trading partners in Kalimdor, right? If Ratchet City joins the Horde, as long as you can eat it, we will naturally be responsible for all our supplies. ”

"It's a big deal for a long time!"

Old Tang's analysis pointed to the essence and crux of the problem, which naturally made Ghazruvi unable to refute it. And Don's rhetoric isn't over yet......

"As for opening up markets in the Eastern Kingdoms... Don't forget the Blood Elves! Their magic artifacts and enchanted equipment are in high demand everywhere! If you are asked to be the only external agent...... Soon the gold will crush you, profiteer! ”

Old Tang's words. It has undoubtedly made Ghazruvi's heart pound. The original direct rejection of the mind also began to slowly waver...... No goblin can resist the temptation of gold!

Seeing the hesitation of the goblin city lord, Old Tang also took out the real hole card and the trump card. Old Tang believes that if this article is added, Ghazruwe will never have the possibility of refusal......

"Besides...... It's not just that you have to cut off the Root Alliance! ”

Throwing out the last resort, Old Tang's originally tough and resolute face looked extremely treacherous at this moment, and Gazruwe seemed to see the Minotaur Overseer in front of him suddenly incarnate into his own people......

"You mean...... Nominally neutral? Gazruvi's large, treacherous eyes lit up and spun with a grunt.

After a few good deals with Don, Gazruwe himself is not averse to joining the tribe. After all, compared to the same shrewd and cunning humans, these "big bosses" of the tribe are better to deal with in the eyes of goblin profiteers, at least after contacting several races of the tribe, it is rare to smile in the face and stab in the back.

The only fear is that if you make a big deal about joining the tribe, you will receive retaliation and attacks from the Alliance races in the future......

But what if joining the tribe is done in secret, nominally neutral?

There is no doubt that every scruple will be solved!

Ghazruvi, the goblin trade tycoon, this moment ...... I'm excited!

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Old Tang with a smile on his face gave a thumbs up to the goblin profiteer in front of him!

Talking to smart people is saving saliva!

Lao Tang really hit the idea of "selling dog meat on the head of a sheep"!

As a traverser and a young man, Don is not one of those pedantic old pedants, as long as Gazruvi and Ratchet City secretly join the tribe and do their best to support the tribe in science and technology and materials to make up for their shortcomings, even if it is paid support, this is enough!

The supplies that should be obtained are still obtained, and there is a lot of support in the secret. Really get the benefits in hand, this is a real victory! As for the goblins nominally keeping a "strictly neutral" hat, does that matter?

Besides, with the help of Gazruvi, a "neutral" goblin, not only can he scavenge resources in the alliance area, but he may also be able to plot a pit alliance at a critical moment, so why not?

Believe in your own ideas, Saar, the great chief with a good political skill and a wise mind, will definitely support it!

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"Goode, I have to say that you are an excellent lobbyist!" Gatzruvi, who reached an agreement in negotiations and finally accepted the old Tang's wooing, finally let go of the scruples in his chest, and regained that false smile on his face, and exaggerated and quipped. "You shouldn't be an Overseer...... You should be a businessman! The negotiating table is where you make the most of your talents! ”

"I take the liberty of asking," thinking of the old Tang's teasing at the beginning of the meeting, a wisp of cunning and playful looks flashed in the eyes of the goblin profiteer, and he found the back account, and also joked: "Are you sure you don't have goblin blood on you?" ”

"Or ...... You're a fellow with a deception orb after all? (To be continued) Q