Chapter 570: It's easy to cook fish, but it's hard to cook yourself
[The second one is sent, vote for a monthly ticket, and eat Tang Zhengpai fish and chips]
"What?! Master, if there's anything you can't think of, say it and let us all be happy...... Eh, no, no, it's not right, it's to say it, let everyone explain it to you, how can you commit suicide, or use such a cruel way to cook yourself, don't, it's really not good, you just cook me to relieve my anger, anyway, I can still live again......" After listening to Tang Zheng's words, Tang Xiaotang hurriedly persuaded him, and even did not hesitate to replace him.
"What are you talking about?,How can I not think about it.,But speaking of which,Your proposal seems to be good.,Take you into a dish.,An evolved version of a female body in an island country.,Lori Girl Sheng? When people were about to put down the chopsticks, suddenly the phoenix blood thorns started, and the vegetables became alive, scaring those extreme northern demon butterflies to death? Tang Zheng suddenly propped up his head and opened his brain.
In the picture, Xiao Tang was made into fish and chips, and when those extreme northern demon butterflies came around, a starlight shone brightly, and Xiao Tang was reborn......
"Well, it's still not good, you can't control the timing of the activation of the Phoenix Blood Thorn now, that is to say, even if you are made into a dish, this dish will not be able to keep it fresh at all, and it will turn back into a living person in minutes, except for scaring me, you can't scare any other human demon." Tang Zheng quickly expelled Tang Xiaotang's proposal from his mind.
"Then what do you want, no matter what, then you can't fight your own ideas, using me to cook is a failure at most, and cooking by yourself is a loss of life." Tang Xiaotang continued to stop Tang Zheng's crazy thoughts.
"Stop, stop, what, you're taking me into the ditch completely. Now, listen to me. No one is allowed to interject! Tang Zheng crossed his hands and stopped everyone's rebuttals and proposals. Get ready for a talk.
Seeing that everyone finally didn't refute his crazy idea, Tang Zheng began to explain slowly: "I said that I made myself into a dish, but it was just a way of saying, and I didn't really prepare a Extreme Northern Demon Butterfly to eat, I just made myself look and smell like that dish, no need to cut, no need to cook, and no need to fry it." Don't worry, I promise that even if I make myself into a dish, it will be a live dish, a dish that can fight monsters, and then when those Far North demon butterflies come to eat me, I will jump up and break their knees on the spot...... Hmmm, wings, and everyone swarmed up. Get rid of these difficult and slippery demon butterflies, understand? ”
Everyone looked at Tang Zheng's expectant gaze, and finally nodded neatly.
Tang Zheng saw that everyone finally understood what he meant, and he also let out a long breath. I can't help but sigh secretly, this brain hole is too big, just like being too handsome. It's really a lot of trouble to communicate with people.
"Master, you have so many ideas. But don't we get the idea? A dish that will fight monsters. It sounds very emotional, but how are you going to make this dish? Tang Xiaotang directly asked a very critical question.
Now that the name of the dish is known, what is the recipe?
This question really knocked Tang Zheng down: "Eh, this, doesn't it still need to be studied, it's okay, don't worry, with my culinary talent, this must not be a problem." ”
In the next few days, Tang Zheng quickly discovered that the boasted Haikou was not so round.
Cooking yourself is really a big problem.
In order to study and solve a "Stuffed Tang Formal Fish and Chips", Tang Zheng finally understood what it meant to have a shorter whitehead scratch, and he was overwhelmed with hairpins, let alone a whitehead, and he was so annoyed that he even had to scratch off the whole scalp.
The original dish, dry-fried swordfish with chips, was actually a very simple dish that could be easily cooked by the people of Great Britain, who were almost insulated from food in their previous lives.
However, this time, the raw materials of the dish were increased from swordfish meat and chips, and became swordfish meat, chips, and Tang Zheng.
is the addition of Tang Zheng's flavor ingredients, which makes Tang Zheng, a cook, break his heart.
First of all, Tang Zheng's ingredient, he can't cut or chop, and he must ensure that it is complete and fresh from head to toe after cooking, so it is very troublesome to handle.
Then, on top of that, it is also necessary to completely cover up the shape, smell, and even temperature of Tang Zheng's ingredients, so as to attract the arrival of the Far North Demon Butterfly with the perfect taste of fish and chips.
Otherwise, with the keen five senses of the Extreme North Demon Butterfly above four stars, it is difficult to deceive them, this is a delicacy, not a trap mixed with unknown additives.
So, in the days of Tang Zheng's various experiments, the daily activities of several other people who were bored became martial arts cultivation, watching Tang Zheng die, continuing martial arts cultivation, and continuing to watch Tang Zheng die...... in the loop.
These days, Tang Zheng's shape and taste are changing at a geometric growth rate.
Sometimes, halfway through their cultivation, they would suddenly smell an extremely bad fishy smell, and then they would see Tang Zheng wrapped in the skin of an Arctic Northern swordfish, with only one head exposed, vomiting wildly there......
Sometimes, halfway through their cultivation, they suddenly smelled a fresh fragrance of fried fish, and then they saw Tang Zheng grinning, covering his arms frantically, rushing to the edge of the pool, and inserting his arms that had been blown up to the outside and tender on the inside into the water to take a shower......
Sometimes, halfway through their cultivation, they suddenly heard a loud explosion, and then they saw Tang Zheng hanging upside down on a certain branch, covered with burnt fries......
"Master, do you want to ...... Forget it, according to this, we might as well cultivate to the fifth star on the spot first, and then go to catch the Extreme Northern Demon Butterfly, if you continue like this, I'm afraid that Xu Qingyan will wake up in the future, and I guess I won't be able to recognize who you are, huh...... Maybe you can't even smell who you are......" Tang Xiaotang looked at Tang Zheng with tears in his eyes, and said in a sincere tone.
"No, no, no, I don't believe in that evil, it's just a fish and chips to make myself, is it so difficult? I think I'm a top gold hitter, a five-star martial artist, a casting master, a culinary master, and I can't even cook myself, what other faces do I have to become the protagonist of the novel?! Tang Zheng raised his head to look at the sky, his eyes were full of heroic tears, and then, without looking back, continued without looking back, coming from the fire and going from the pot.
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In this way, after a few more days, Tang Zheng's shape also tasted more and more rich, but slowly, the whole person, whether it was temperament or smell, was approaching the fish and chips day by day, unyieldingly.
"Hahaha, haha, Lao Tzu...... Lao Tzu finally succeeded, hey, hey, all stop, you all come and see, I succeeded! It worked! ”
It was another sunny afternoon, and everyone was hurrying to cultivate, wanting to work hard to improve their strength, but fortunately, in the subsequent hunting of the Extreme North Demon Butterfly, it would be good to exert a little more strength, after all, ...... Under the strong visual and olfactory stimulation of Tang Zheng's crazy cooking, everyone felt that no matter how hard they worked, they were really sorry for Tang Zheng and themselves.
After everyone suddenly heard Tang Zheng's shout of joy, they couldn't help but look at each other, Tang Xiaotang was the first to react, jumped up directly, and ran towards the source of Tang Zheng's shout, and the others followed closely.
When everyone arrived at the scene, they didn't see Tang Zheng's figure, only a huge piece of fish and chips, piled up in the middle of a clearing in the woods.
"Master, Master?" Tang Xiaotang circled around the large plate of fish and chips, but was stunned and didn't find any trace of Tang Zheng.
"Hey, didn't you bury yourself in this pile of fries?" Zheng Qian suddenly opened a large pile of fries, but he still didn't see any trace of Tang Zheng, and he was immediately stunned on the spot.
"It should be hiding in a certain fish, but these Far Northern swordfish don't seem to be quite right, and they shouldn't be able to hide Tang Zheng." Hua Yingsleeve also joined the research team curiously.
Just when everyone gathered around the huge plate of fish and chips, suddenly the plate of fish and chips exploded like a fountain, and in the rain of a large tuft of fries, I saw a figure suddenly jump out, directly touched everyone's face, and then laughed and rushed to the side, with his hands on his waist, he couldn't support it, and looked at it, that person was not Tang Zheng, who else could it be.
"Master, where did you come from?"
"Uh, boss, why do you look so yellow? And your breath is really completely integrated with this plate of fish and chips, amazing! ”
"Tang Zheng, how did you do it?"
In the face of everyone's surprise and questions, Tang Zheng had always maintained that mysterious smile on his face, and said with great emotion: "Hehe, all of them" Oh, okay-" Everyone nodded in unison, and then turned their heads in unison, ready to go back and continue cultivating.
Looking at everyone's backs, Tang Zheng suddenly became anxious: "Hey, hey, don't you want to know, how did I do it?" ”
"Yes." Everyone nodded.
"Then beg me, beg me, and I will tell you."
"Master, didn't you say it was a secret?"
"Uh...... Which of us is with whom, this secret is for you, please ask for it, I can still tell it. Tang Zhengzheng said.
"Okay, please, tell me." The crowd listened to each other.
"Please, it's okay to ask someone to take a snack, it's nothing, do you know, it's easy to cook fish, but it's hard to cook yourself...... Do you know how uncomfortable it is to be buried in a pile of chips and dried fish every day...... Do you know that as soon as I open the star power, I will be exposed, and if I don't open the star power, I will be scalded to death, what a paradox this situation is...... Do you know that potatoes are almost too much of my research, and I have already thought about using tomatoes instead......" Tang Zheng immediately turned into Xianglin's sister-in-law, and kept pouring out his pain and sorrow, but, in the end, everyone couldn't hear how Tang Zheng did it, so that he could completely integrate with a plate of fish and chips.
Everyone just needs to understand that he did it, and after paying countless blood, sweat and tears, he did it.
"Next, the Far North Demon Butterflies, it's time to be unlucky, let them know that Lao Tzu's plate of fish and chips is not so delicious!" Tang Zheng summed up viciously.
Hearing this question, Tang Zheng's smug face froze, and he slowly turned his head, looking loveless: "I don't know how to lift it yet, I'm still ...... Need to study ......"
Before the words fell, the tiger's body shook wildly, choked up. (To be continued.) )