Chapter 031: Street Fighting
"Trash, let go of your hands!" The fat man who called himself Brother Biao had purple and blue eyes and roared.
"What, you dare to scold me, Lao Tzu has always fought back, scolded back!" Xing Shiqiang said angrily.
Then he took a deep breath and sneered: "Look at you who I don't scold today!" ”
"Look at your jade tree in the wind, handsome and chic, graceful, loved by everyone, flowers blooming, must be the best among the scum, the beast among the beasts, and according to my observation, you must be lacking calcium since childhood, growing up lacking love, grandma does not hurt, uncle does not love. The left side of the face is under-pumped, and the right side of the face is under-kicked. The donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it. Born to belong to cucumbers, undershoot! The acquired walnut is underwhelming! The one who is a broken motorcycle for the rest of his life owes kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, under-screwed! Look at you, you fat face, you pigs have compared! He also called himself Brother Biao, he was scared when he looked in the mirror and went to the mirror, and now he threw you in the toilet, and the toilet could vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole can explode itself! ”
"You are the S between the letters A and D on the keyboard, the B between V and N, did your mother throw you away when she gave birth to you, raised the placenta, if you have flowers, cows don't dare to pull dung, hateful guys like you, you can only play a piece of dung in TV dramas, if you want to commit suicide, someone will only persuade you not to leave a corpse so as not to pollute the environment, an idiot can be your teacher, and the mentally retarded can teach you to speak human words!"
"You are an incomplete living being, a genetically mutated alien, a high school student at the kindergarten level, a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease, an abandoned baby of the Snowman of Our Lady Peak, a murderer with a clogged septic tank, a descendant of an African who got a black pig, a chimpanzee with a yin and yang disorder, a hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark, a new volcanic eruption, a superphone with a large and shameless megaphone, the shame of an Eskimo, a superindividual who survives with cockroaches, a half-plant with rotten vitality!"
The swash is omitted.
"Whew." Xing Shiqiang scolded and panted, and the fat man was even more angry and lay on the ground, foaming at the mouth and constantly convulsing.
"Tsk." Tie Yuting said on the side: "I didn't think I would see you for a few years, Xing Shiqiang, your scolding skills have improved a lot." ”
Seeing Tie Yuting and Zhao Dehua coming over, Xing Shiqiang's eyes lit up, and then he pointed to the fat man lying on the ground and said: "I'm picking up girls on the train, and I see that I'm about to succeed, he said that I look like an uncle and a poor ghost, and I can look like an uncle at the age of 22 with a young boy like me?" What's even more hateful is that he actually coerced and seduced that chick and wanted to trick her into opening a room, which was really annoying, so he beat him eighteen times and scolded him thousands of times. ”
Tie Yuting gave a thumbs up and said: "Gao, you can use it for 20 minutes on the train to pick up girls, admire!" ”
Zhao Dehua also gave a thumbs up, and then he looked at the fat man lying on the ground and said in slight surprise: "Brother Xing, you won't scold him to death, right?" ”
"Curse to death?" Xing Shiqiang was stunned for a moment, then took out a bottle of beer from his luggage and bit it open with his teeth, and poured it on the fat man's face and said, "Get up, don't play dead in front of Lao Tzu, believe it or not, stuff you in the garbage can." ”
"Ahem."
The fat man coughed a few times and got up, looked at Xing Shiqiang, Tie Yuting and Zhao Dehua resentfully, and said: "Damn, Brother Biao remembers you, dare not wait in the alleys of East Street, dare to come and fight with us, if you don't dare, you are cowards." ”
"Haha." Xing Shiqiang seemed to have heard some joke, and he sneered: "Okay, Lao Tzu is with you!" ”
Then Xing Shiqiang said to Tie Yuting and Zhao Dehua: "Fight, go or not!" ”
Tie Yuting nodded and said, "Do I still have a choice?" ”
Zhao Dehua said excitedly: "Okay, let's kill them!" ”
Hearing that Tie Yuting and Zhao Dehua were willing to go together, Xing Shiqiang said arrogantly to the fat man: "Boy, there is no one in the alley of East Street, get out!" ”
After the fat man limped away with his cruel words, Xing Shiqiang handed Zhao Dehua something from his luggage and said: "Tie Yuting and I both have martial arts, so naturally we are not afraid of those little gangsters, you can deal with 2 or 3, but if there are too many people, it will not work, this is the Mexican devil pepper spray, as long as you spray it on the crowd, hehe." ”
Then he took out another brick and said: "This is my special brick, it took a lot of money to burn in the light brick factory, and it is still hard to hit many people, so you can take the brick and shoot it on the faces of those people." ”
Zhao Dehua had a star of worship beating in his eyes and said, "Brother Xing, you are too powerful, I will definitely smash a few more people in a while." ”
Xing Shiqiang nodded and said, "That's natural." ”
Seeing this, Tie Yuting patted Xing Shiqiang's shoulder and said: "Don't use all your strength against those people when you will fight, 3 achievements will work, in case of death, it will be troublesome, just break their hands and feet." ”
Zhao Dehua suddenly gasped, he didn't expect Tie Yuting to say this suggestion very easily, as if breaking those people's legs and feet was like a common thing
"Hehe, you really dare to come!" Brother Biao, who was beaten by Xing Shiqiang, was carrying a baseball bat, followed by more than 30 younger brothers, and everyone saw that Xing Shiqiang and the three of them came without calling a helper, and couldn't help but smile evilly, and the threat was self-evident.
Tie Yuting clasped his hands in front of his chest and said, "I'll hit 20, and you will divide the rest." ”
"How can this be, I should hit 20, and the rest of you two will do what you want." Xing Shiqiang hurriedly vetoed Tie Yuting's suggestion.
Zhao Dehua sprayed chili pepper in one hand and Xing Shiqiang's royal brick in the other, and his courage was also a lot fatter: "Don't fight, just drink beer and watch on the side, I have all these people!" ”
Brother Biao and a group of younger brothers had crooked noses, these three guys didn't even take so many of them in their eyes, Brother Biao said angrily: "Break their legs and feet, their noses are bleeding, rush up!" ”
The three of them were still arguing about something, but they didn't expect that the person on the other side had already rushed over, Tie Yuting hurriedly rushed up, and kicked on the chest of a little brother with a throwing stick, and the little brother flew out upside down with a scream, and overwhelmed 3 guys in a row.
"Damn, Big Brother Tie robs monsters!" Zhao Dehua was simply crazy about the game, and regarded these gangsters as monsters in the game, and he hurriedly took out the spray and sprayed it on a few people who rushed over.
Hiss!
A red mist erupted, and several people who rushed in front suddenly screamed and covered their eyes, Zhao Dehua saw this and picked up the bricks and rushed over, and when he saw a guy, he slapped it on his face.
Iron cloth shirt!
Seeing that Tie Yuting and Zhao Dehua had fallen down 8 or 9 in the blink of an eye, he hadn't made a move yet, he hurriedly rushed up, and the two gangsters hurriedly waved the baseball bat and hit it, and smashed it on Xing Shiqiang's body with a click, Xing Shiqiang didn't shake it, and the baseball bat broke in response!
Then he slammed his fist into the stomach of a thug, who immediately rolled his eyes and vomited all the food he ate!
Roundhouse kick!
Xing Shiqiang didn't even look at it, and swept his foot in the face of another gangster, who screamed and spit out 2 front teeth, and lay on the ground and convulsed.
Syllable!
Tie Yuting grabbed the collar of a thug, and with a flick of his hand, he slapped the face of a yellow-haired thug, leaving a red palm print on his face, and the thug immediately spun around in place a few times and fainted to the ground.
Then Tie Yuting pushed his elbow back, and there was a scream from behind, and the thug who was about to sneak attack from behind immediately fell to the ground.
"Ahh Big, the uncle spared the little brother! ”
In less than 5 minutes, Brother Biao's younger brothers were all lying on the ground, and he was also trampled on the ground by Xing Shiqiang, begging for mercy.
Seeing that he begged for mercy, Tie Yuting spoke: "You have wasted us for so long, how can you pay for some mental damages." ”
Zhao Dehua echoed: "Yes, if you don't pay tens of thousands of yuan for compensation, you won't want to leave today!" ”
Xing Shiqiang pressed his foot on him and said: "See, my two brothers have said it, don't think about leaving if you don't pay for it." ”
Brother Biao's chubby face immediately shuddered, and he quickly took out 5,000 yuan and said, "Big brother, that's all I have on me." ”
Then he looked at the little brother around him, and said boldly: "Big brother, I'm afraid they need a lot of medical expenses, and they can't get any more money." ”
"Hmph, don't be so dick if you can't take it out, let you go this time, and let me know that you cheated on the innocent little girl in the car, I will never spare you!" Xing Shiqiang pointed at him.
Then he let go of his feet and said to Tie Yuting and Zhao Dehua: "Let's go, 5,000 yuan, let's go and have a good rub." ”
Seeing the backs of the three of them leaving, Brother Biao looked at them jealously, regretting it in his heart. These three people are too powerful, they all lay down in a few minutes with more than 30 people, and it is estimated that there are many people who are knocked unconscious and break their arms and legs, and this medical fee really costs hundreds of thousands, why are you so stupid to provoke such a ruthless character.
"It's really enjoyable, I haven't fought like this in a long time." Tie Yuting moved his wrist as he walked.
Xing Shiqiang looked at Tie Yuting and said, "Hehe, I haven't seen you for 3 years, why don't we have a fight and see who is more powerful." ”
Tie Yuting waved his hand and said: "In the past, I was your president, but in reality, I broke your iron cloth shirt with a punch and knocked you out, even now you will still not be my opponent." ”
Xing Shiqiang pouted and said, "I don't believe you're still as powerful as before." ”
Zhao Dehua saw that the two of them were showing signs of comparison, and he hurriedly proposed: "Brother Tie, Brother Xing, do you two want to compare?" ”
Tie Yuting and Xing Shiqiang nodded at the same time and said, "What, what do you suggest." ”
Zhao Dehua smiled mysteriously and said: "Hehe, some martial arts halls have ring competitions, including wheel races, one of the two of you goes to the ring to defeat a lot of people, and then you can accumulate a lot of bonuses, and then you release the water and let me beat it, most of this bonus will be ours, how about it, think about it." ”
Tie Yuting and Xing Shiqiang's fists immediately hit at the same time, this kid is too bad, this kind of bad idea can be said.
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