Chapter 140: Ji Li Teaches You to Be a Man

Furniture covered in a layer of dust, bags of household garbage in the corners, bags of pickled preserved fruits, half-eaten sauce meat, bread that has become a breeding ground for fungi, handkerchiefs wrapped in a sticky mass with a suspicious smell, fairy pictorials plastered all over the walls, and spotless bookcases full of books in stark contrast to the dirty and messy environment......

Sigma heard Kirie behind her exhaling slowly.

This is easy to understand, after all, Jili is a priest, and the so-called priesthood is a group of people who are too idle to be strict with self-discipline.

They also regard daily life as a kind of practice, and they pay attention to meticulousness in getting up and sleeping, and every clergyman's room - whether permanent or temporary - is always in an orderly state, the most representative is the bedding, no matter how messy and wrinkled the quilt is when you first move in, and when the clergy check out, you will definitely be folded as if it had been cut with a knife, more tofu than a tofu block.

Obviously, the philosophy and discipline of the Holy See have cultivated every clergy into obsessive-compulsive disorder, not only in their penchant for meddlesomeness and injustice, but also in their daily behavior, such as the fact that Gillie is absolutely uncomfortable now, because Mr. Eisen's chaotic room must have made her feel the urge to "clean this place".

"Hmm...... I'm sorry, it's a mess here, I'm not a good housekeeper and I don't want to be disrupted by clumsy and vulgar servants right now, so, please forgive me. Mr. Eisen was a little confused, and awkwardly cleaned up the wrappers and food boxes on the sand, and threw them aside. Come, sit. Sit! ”

"Understandable, understandable." Sigma stepped over the overturned bin at his feet and sat down on the sand, "You know, I'm a mage, and sometimes, I have this kind of problem. Because I am so obsessed with research, I will inevitably ignore some things in life and enjoyment. Eat very simply, sleep when you are sleepy, often don't take a bath, and don't bother to take care of your head and beard, let alone go out to interact with people, and over time, make a mess of yourself. I don't have any friends, so it's normal to be evaluated as a 'withdrawn weirdo'. ”

He showed a self-deprecating wry smile, and Eisen on the other side nodded his head again and again, looking deeply resonant.

Ji Li was dumbfounded when she heard it, what does it mean to see people and talk to people. What the hell? That's what Sigma is doing right now. Addicted to research? Neglecting to live and enjoy things? It's completely the opposite! Sigma, you are obsessed with life and enjoyment, so you neglected to study! Every day, he uses the top ingredients airlifted by the Phoenix Chamber of Commerce to make a big meal, decorates his home with the highest furniture and daily necessities like a tyrant, bathes at least three times a day, and shaves every day. Every day you go out to find fault with the poor teachers and students, and occasionally come up with a research result that is actually an airplane cup - in the end, you only have one thing that you are not wrong. That is, you are indeed evaluated as a "withdrawn eccentric", but the reason is that you make trouble and blow up the toilet every day, and you are the biggest freak and psychopath for the rigorous, calm and enthusiastic necromancers who are keen on research and exploration!

Jili shot the righteous words and accusations in her heart at Sigma with a squinted gaze that almost turned into substance.

The necromancer's skin was obviously indestructible, ignoring Killy's hidden disdain and banter, he looked at Eisen, who had a deeply sympathetic expression, and said sincerely, "But, those don't matter, do they?" You and I are both explorers in the ocean of knowledge, and although our fields of expertise are different, the reasons that prompt us to make such a choice are similar: we have our own ideals and pursuits, and we are willing to pay for them. Think about it, when decades from now, you and I will finally step into the grave, when the idlers who have laughed at us and talked about us are lying on the sickbed, regretting their wasted years, and we? We can look with pride at the wealth of a lifetime's hard work and knowledge, and close our eyes with satisfaction without a trace of regret. Because we know that our life is a life of continuous exploration and hard work, and we have never wasted a single ......."

This shameless guy is talking nonsense in a serious way! And it actually sounds very reasonable!

That stupid idiot was applauding vigorously with a touched face! And it looks like I'm convinced!

"You're my friend! Those words just went to my heart! Eisen patted his thigh excitedly, "To tell you the truth, I've been confused lately, whether what I'm doing is meaningful, and I even wanted to give up at one point, but listening to your teachings today has made me even more determined in my belief!" That's right! I love doing it! ”

Hey, hey, hey! Sigma, look at what you've done? You've kicked a family squat back who was about to repent and ready to face reality!

No matter how much Kiri complained in her heart, Sigma did break through the opponent's mental defense in a short period of time, and gained the opponent's initial trust and excellent impression score - no, it seems that it is still too much.

The two are now talking like old friends who have known each other for many years, and after the slightly introverted Mr. Eisen opened the conversation, he was unexpectedly talkative, and Sigma even waved his speech skills to the extreme, seeing the two people who were talking happily, Ji Li even had an illusion - at this time, if Sigma said, "I have a girl who has applied for mercenary qualifications here, how about you open a letter of introduction", will Mr. Eisen pat his chest and nod and say that it is wrapped up in me?

I always think the possibilities are quite large......

After listening patiently to the nonsense for a while, Gilly finally appeared, and the topic shifted from love and ideals to Mr. Eisen's research on the elves. I wonder what this legendary scholar who studies elves will say? Do you want to discuss the political trends of Xia Du Island in the past 100 years? Are the forest elves who occupied half of Noren in their heyday, but were eventually driven out of Big 6 and hung overseas, are they gathering strength and preparing for a comeback? When the relationship between the dwarves and the dark elves becomes more and more sour, will the forest elves sit on the sidelines or join the warband?

Or is Mr. Eisen just a pure folklorist? Tell us about the customs of Summer Twilight? Ten scenes of summer twilight that can be called a miracle? The unique features and rare species of Summer Twilight Island? The beautiful legend of the elves? Artists and rangers emerging lately? And the members of the Elven royal family?

Then, full of anticipation, she heard Mr. Eisen's proud, proud voice presenting his research: "Mr. Sigma." I'll tell you! Lori of the elven clan, praise! ”

Gilly almost thought she was having auditory hallucinations. Then she turned her head to look at Sigma's expression, and although the necromancer was still smiling politely and seemingly sincere, the corners of his eyes were actually twitching slightly, as if he was also shocked by the shocking "research results".

"You know! Fifty years ago, the empire issued a law that turned back the clock on history! I have no problem with the need to protect young girls, and to stipulate that anyone who buys, sells, abducts, "youjian", prostitutes, or abuses young girls will be punished with heavy punishments, which is of course a good thing...... The premise is that those old men and defenders give me a good look at the definition of a young girl! Sixteen years old! Is a girl under the age of 16 considered a young girl? Eisen was foaming at the mouth. He was very angry, "It's good to be under the age of fourteen!" Sixteen-year-old Lori is a hairy Lori! It's already on the verge of deterioration, okay! Could it be that the old men in the Legislative Yuan can't play anymore, so they won't let us play? Why! Why! ”

"......" Sigma's eyes continued to twitch.

"So when I heard the news, my father was so sad that he didn't eat for three days, and I was even more miserable, and I almost broke down." Eisen whispered, "Can you imagine my desperation? The little ones in the family must be repatriated. You can no longer play loving games with them, you can't eat with them, you can't watch them fall asleep peacefully...... Even if they can meet again in a few years, they will not be the same people they used to be. The years are like knives, knives go to the bones, after the best age of sixteen. They will become old women completely, their small and delicate breasts will swell and deform, their petite bodies will become five big and three thick without any beauty, and their white and cute butts will begin to grow with fat......"

Bastard! Dare to insult my favorite royal sister? Hack you! Hack you! Is "juru" bad? Is it bad to be tall and have long legs? Is it bad to have a straight peach buttocks?

Sigma roared wildly in her mind, but the necromancer knew what was important. I still listened patiently.

"Just when I was at my most desperate, a photo album from the elves saved me......" Eisen's face flashed with tenderness. In the boundless sea of lavender flowers, a small figure laughs, jumps, innocently, she wears a pink flower skirt, with a woven garland, and her petite and lovely body frolicks and wanders in the sea of flowers...... Next to the picture is a line of small letters written in beautiful elven script - Gloria's ninety-sixth birthday......"

"Ninety-six years old! The lifespan of the elves! It's a long growth cycle! The perfect Lori! It won't spoil for hundreds of years! Is there a more beautiful angel in the world than this? The so-called elven scholar shouted excitedly, and then a look of remembrance appeared on his face, "Since then I have been deeply fascinated by the elves, and I feel that it is a great race and kingdom, unlike the Empire, which cruelly deprives the people of their desire to pursue happiness and loli. Xia Du Island, it is a beautiful place, where the moon is big and round, people's lives are happy and stable, the country is enlightened, the people are happy, the housing prices are not high, it is not difficult to see a doctor, it is simply a beacon of hope, a torch of freedom, the people there are kind and simple, there is no gap between the rich and the poor, and there is no crime and hatred, because all the forest spirits are indisputable and peace-loving...... My biggest wish in this life is to be able to settle on Summer Twilight Island and marry an elf Lori, even if it is a smuggling ......"

Sigma looked at Eisen, who was gushing, noncommittal, only nodded occasionally, as if you had a good point.

But one person objected to Eisen's words.

Paladin Ji Li suddenly laughed twice when she was ventilating in Eisen's scholar: "Hehe." ”

In the other party's shocked gaze, she took off her helmet and said lightly: "There is no quarrel with the world, peace-loving?" My teacher once visited the island of Summer Twilight, and after a comprehensive investigation, wrote a long investigation report, in which the overall summary of the elves can be summed up in four words. ”

Eisen asked tentatively, "Beautiful and kind?" ”

The paladin sneered, and said word by word: "Extreme, for, good, fight!" ”

Before Eisen could react, Ji Li stretched out her finger and said angrily, "How stupid you are! They're elves! What is the prefix! Forest! Forest! Essence! Spirit! Do you think the forest is a wonderland full of flower fairies and unicorns? That's wrong! Forests are the places with the most complex ecosystems and the richest species! It's full of beasts and poisonous insects, danger and challenge, fight and fight! What does it mean to be able to occupy the position of king in the great forest full of dangers and establish a kingdom that entrenches the entire Summer Twilight Island? It shows that they gradually conquered the entire forest through continuous killing and exploration! ”

"You guys are the most annoying! I always feel that the moon of the foreign race is relatively round, and the sea of shadows is not covered, so I want to go to Summer Twilight Island and swim there by yourself! It's still a shameful Lolicon, who likes the small body and pointed ears of elves, not to mention, and actually slanders the women of his own race with this distorted aesthetic!! Ji Li stepped on the coffee table with one foot, pointed at Eisen and said angrily, "It's like a coarse village girl in the countryside who doesn't know how to dress up and is old and learns from Lori's malicious cuteness of primate female creatures?" I'm going to teach you how to respect women today! By the way, let you know what your favorite elf is! ”

Sigma, who was startled by Ji Li's sudden explosion, just came back to her senses and shook her head, thinking that Ji Li was a self-inflicted five, but she didn't expect that what really made her dissatisfied was that she was slandered as an ugly woman...... Sure enough, women are cautious.

So next...... How does it end?

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