Chapter 398: The Role of 20 Seconds and Shearer's Hairstyle
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Yes, a strange scene happened on the field!
Less than ten minutes after the madman Lee changed formation, Chelsea gradually went from an absolute lead to a powerless position, as if someone had drained the fighting spirit and blood in their bodies...... 34th minute. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Once again, the Magpies launched a quick attack - again by the 21-year-old French goalkeeper Hugo Lloris, but this time Lloris did something even more shocking, the French international did not choose to throw the football to the two full-backs or to Sammy Khedira in front of the penalty area, but chose to start running from the goal line, a kind of 360-degree rotation near the edge of the penalty area, and threw the ball out with the bizarre position of an track and field athlete throwing a shot put...... Huh - The players of both sides who have not had time to withdraw from the penalty area raise their necks to salute with the route of the football flight, and follow the route of the football flight all the way...... Buzz Buzz...... More than 60,000 mouths were heard from the stands, and it was clear that even Newcastle fans didn't react to what their goalkeeper Lloris was doing...... Burst...... Li Tongfan on the sidelines saw this scene and directly sprayed out a sip of water that had just been drunk into his mouth, and it was unfortunate that at this time, assistant coach Alan Shearer was about to turn his head and come over to say something to Li Tongfan, and this mouthful of water did not leak and sprayed all of Shearer's face...... Belch...... Looking at Shearer's grief and resentment, Lao Li lowered his eyebrows and put on the most innocent appearance, stretched out his hand to wipe the water on Shearer's face, and then sneered: "Alain, I suddenly found that your hairstyle is very good......"
My hairstyle?
Alan Shearer touched the top of his bare head and almost spurted out a mouthful of blood...... At this time, Li Tongfan suddenly jumped up from his seat with a strange scream, glanced at the field, and then turned around and rushed over to give Alan Shearer, who was still extremely depressed, a bear hug: "Hehe...... Look, Alain, we scored...... Oh oh oh oh, goal, haha, you help me sneak a look, what is the expression of that old Brazilian man in Scolari at this time......"
Assistant coach Alan Shearer was almost stunned by Lee Tong-beom, and finally adjusted his gaze to look at the field, only to find that the team had really scored...... Michael Owen glides across the green field with his arms outstretched like an eagle of kings, scurrying in the direction of the dugout, followed by the excited Newcastle players ............ goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!!!!!! ”
What appeared in Alan Shearer's ears was the crazy roar of the on-site narrator, crying dad and mother.
But at this time, Alan Shearer was not thinking about how to celebrate the goal, but raised his hand to touch the remaining level on his face, and then his eyes turned and pushed Li Tongfan, who was holding himself and shaking to vent his excitement, and quietly hooked Lao Li's heel with his toes in an instant...... Puff ...... Lao Li screamed without any suspense and fell on the lawn.
What happened next was exactly what Shearer expected, Michael Irving, who glided in, lived up to the "kindness" of the assistant coach, and jumped high and pounced on Lee Tongfan...... "Who the fuck is plotting against me, I...... Yes!! ”
Before poor Li Tongfan could subconsciously scold, he was firmly pressed under the swarming Newcastle players like a pile of human flesh and sand...... Listening to the cheers of the Newcastle fans in the stands who erupted like a tsunami, Alan Shearer saw that one of Lee Tongfan's thighs in black trousers was stretching out of the "mountain of people" and convulsing continuously...... The assistant coach turned around and made a gesture of raising his hands to the fans, and when the cheers at St James' Park reached an incredible height, Shearer shouted: "Long live the goal, long live Newcastle......
Then he took a few steps back and suddenly ran up, just like when he was young, he jumped to the top and bombarded the enemy's goal, and pounced on the top of the "human mountain" with the most chic posture...... "Your uncle, let you say that Lao Tzu's hairstyle is ......" Alain Shearer muttered as he lay on the top of the "human mountain" and looked at the thighs of the black trousers at the bottom that were twitching more and more violently............ At this time, four large electronic screens at the top of St James' Park were replaying the scene of the goal just now, with Hugo Lloris throwing a ball almost halfway across the pitch and into the feet of Juan Mata on the right in an unconventional position...... Spain's [Angel Wings] didn't even mean to break through with the ball this time, and directly picked up his big foot to make a large-scale long-distance diagonal pass!
Three seconds later, the ball passed the few remaining Chelsea defenders behind Chelsea, from the right side of the pitch to the left, where German Lukas Podolski was sitting on the orders of Crazy Lee!
Podolski, who was gradually recovering in the face of flying football, did more simply than his good friend Juan Mata, and sent the ball directly to the Chelsea penalty area without waiting for the ball to land............ Lucas's header skills are even better than mine!! This is what German football legend Bomber Muller once said about Podolski's header skills.
And today, Podolski's head has played Chelsea captain John Terry with a trick!
The ball flew towards the Chelsea penalty area, where only the last Chelsea defender remained, Portugal Fudo Kong Carvalho. In the face of the flying football, Carvalho took a few steps forward and prepared to stop the football with his foot...... "Danger!!" Ricardo, be careful......"
Terry shouted in horror, alerting his teammates to attention. Because in the next moment, the captain of the Blue Army clearly saw a black and white lightning bolt sweeping towards the still slowly descending football - Michael Owen!
It's a pity that Carvalho didn't immediately notice Michael Owen rushing from the side he was afraid of, and he panicked after hearing Terry's loud reminder, and it was too late to adjust...... At this moment, Terry's eyes were full of despair!
As Irving's old teammate in the national team, Terry clearly understands how terrifying a [Lightning Killer] is who has fully launched the speed flush to attack, and no defender in the world can stop Irving in this state, not to mention Carvalho's defenselessness at this time...... A gust of wind swept across the pitch, and Carvalho's foot was about to lift at high speed as the figure hung up, and the figure spun and fell involuntarily, while the figure paused the ball lightly on his belly in the glide, and then scrambled to send the ball into the empty net with his knee before the attacking goalkeeper Cech...... It was Michael Owen who shot the goal!
And this trick of shooting with his knees was taught to him by his new friend Ronaldo in training, and it really came in handy at the critical moment.
...... "Alain, I have a bad premonition, it seems that you were plotting against me just now......"
The game has continued to start, and Lee Tong-beom, who was almost crushed into "jerky" by the excited players, sat on the seat of the command seat and massaged himself with grinning teeth, while looking at the assistant coach Alan Shearer next to him with suspicious eyes, and said very seriously: "Why are you pushing me suddenly? …… Although you denied it, the extension of the silver swing that you wanted to say told me the truth...... Alain, you know, I'm a very vindictive person, if I find out......"
"Lee, you are shameless infinity ......" Alan Shearer reached out and touched the top of his bare head, then raised two fingers and pointed to the night sky of St James's Park, which was completely covered in dark clouds, and said solemnly: "I can swear by the moon in the sky and my handsome hairstyle, in fact, you really tripped over a mineral water bottle just now......"
"Really?"
Li Tongfan looked at the sky a little suspiciously, eh? There's no moon, huh? …… Look at Alan Shearer's hairstyle again...... Belch? Dog's hairstyle............ Just when Li Tongfan and Alain Shearer were still having an in-depth discussion on the matter of "plotting", another person was in a hurry -- "Big Phil" Scolari!
The Brazilian uncle is a little confused at this moment, things shouldn't be like this, why was he scored by the opponent?
The Magpies' counter-attack took less than 20 seconds to complete from start to finish, and such a goal, both in terms of tacit understanding and timing, was flawless, and within 20 seconds Chelsea's proud Steel Forest defence was easily torn to pieces by four opposing players, and one of those four players was actually a fucking goalkeeper...... Thinking about Hugo Lloris's unbelievable toss before, Scolari had a strange feeling in his heart, was it a flash of inspiration from Newcastle's young goalkeeper or the deliberate deployment of the madman Lee in front of him?
It's good if it's a flash of inspiration, after all, even if there is more of this thing, there will be a time when it flashes, but if it is a tactical deployment deliberately made by the madman Li in front of the station, it will be too terrible, if there are two or three more hits like this, this game will be over for Chelsea...... Scolari sneaked a glance at the opponent's dugout not far away, that damn Chinese kid was terrible...... Although the score was still 1-1 at this time, Chelsea were not far behind, but Scolari's heart launched a sense of danger as if he was being targeted by a peerless beast hidden in the shadows...... No, you have to find a way!
It was necessary to come up with a solution that would solve the problem before the end of the first half, otherwise it would be too late...... Scolari stared at the pitch for a while, looking at the young and immature faces of the Newcastle players, and a brilliant idea suddenly came to mind......
(To be continued)