With my character, of course, what I said to Sister Ram is not a legitimate thing.

But there is really good news today, and that is: I'm on vacation!

Well, yes, I'm on vacation.

I don't know why, but I do have the urge to burst into tears today.

Normally, school has three months of classes and then a month off or something, but what about me?

Under the ruthless destruction of the zombie face, I memorized it for months just by endorsing it, let alone the more than a month of competition.

I haven't rested for more than half a year back and forth!

This is a great destruction for me as a scumbag, okay!

But after I won against Su Linger today, I finally have a holiday!

Well, the vacation is quite long, just 2 months.

Originally, it was only a month, but the extra month was only here after me and Teacher Joan of Arc grinded hard.

When I got home, I finally lived the daily life I dreamed of, just meals, baths, and this kind of day is to give me a fairy without changing it.

How I miss the good days when I didn't have to go to school the next day!

Once again, I lay on my big bed, and I closed the window before going to bed, no more than 3 minutes.

"Purr!!Purr!!"

Never doubt the quality of my sleep, as long as no one calls me, I will definitely sleep until the sun and the moon are gone!

"Boom!"

"Smack!"

"Who the hell am I?"

Well, it's a familiar plot again, and just when I slept in the middle of the night, my battered buttocks once again got an intimate touch with a pair of feet that were almost wearing 39 shoes.

After all these years of research into the feet of the people who cleaned up my house in our house, I can conclude that this is definitely my father's kick.

The reason is very simple, it is because the shoes of 39 are worn by my father, who is the first in my family. Visually, this number one will not change in 10 years.

Unless Li Xue and I have a genetic mutation, the soles of our feet grow abnormally or something.

I rubbed my sleepy eyes helplessly, sobered up a little, and looked at my father.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, it scares me when you look at it.

My dad was standing by my bedside, wearing a pair of dark gold armor and a long sword hanging from his waist.

The last bit of sleepiness I had left was gone.

What is my dad going to do?

No matter how dissatisfied you are with me, you will never wear such a dress in the middle of the night to murder your own son!

Didn't people say that tiger poison doesn't eat children?

This frightened me and I hurriedly took a few steps back, and my father looked at me with a serious face and said directly: "I heard that you are going to take Li Xue and Su Ling'er to be adventurers?" I have already completed the formalities for you, and I will start to carry out the mission tomorrow, if you do not complete the five tasks within two months, be careful that Lao Tzu will break your legs." ”

As soon as my dad finished speaking, he tossed his hand lightly, and then I saw a bronze sign fall on my bed.

And then, and then my dad just left!

I picked up the sign on the bed, which was circular and depicted a vague pattern of a human killing a monster, and underneath it was my name: Rakuten.

Silently looking at the back of my father's departure, I burst into tears.

Daddy, what if you keep me off for a few days!

Li Xue, your brother and I were wrong, can you not cheat your brother!

This is definitely what you told our father!

"Whatever, go back to sleep, two months off anyway. Whew~~~Whew~~~"

Fortunately, I've been exercising well lately, and I've long been used to my dad's elusiveness, so I can still catch it this time.

......

"Li Xue, your brother is still sleeping? ”

"Hmph, he's like that, watch me call him. ”

In a daze, I seemed to hear someone next to me say this, and I was inexplicably a little irritable.

"Who? Can't you see people sleeping? ”

I resolutely rolled over and put the quilt on my head.

And then......

"Water polo!"

Well, by the time I don't know if I was having breakfast or lunch, my sheets were still wet.

Thanks to Li Xue, I don't even have to wash up in the morning.

My eyes are full of resentment!

Who knows how I felt when Sister Rem heard my cry for help and broke into my room: "Master, you are still wetting the bed when you are so old"?

I want to die!

On the other hand, Li Xue sat next to the cat-eared Lori Su Linger and drank milk quietly, just like a well-informed lady.

You play! You keep acting!

I took all my anger out on the bread in my hand.

After eating this meal, Li Xue elegantly wiped the corners of her mouth with a wet towel, and then said to me with a smile: "Let's go, idiot brother, didn't Dad ask us to complete five tasks in two months? ”

After Li Xue finished speaking, her eyes began to flash.

Well, and Su Linger.

I kind of understand why this girl is going to wake me up at 10:40, co-author is you, this girl wants to play, right?

Deliberately ignoring Li Xue, I asked Rehm, who was cleaning up the dishes, "Sister Rem, where is my father, where did he go?"

Rem smiled and said, "The master left in a hurry early in the morning. ”

"Hmm. I nodded solemnly, but my heart blossomed.

Let's go!

No one cares about me anymore!

Then I said to Li Xue: "Li Xue, this little thing will be handed over to you and Ling'er, you say that I can't do anything as an ordinary person, and I will forget this kind of beating monsters." Well, it's not too early, I'll go to sleep first!"

After saying that, I stood up and was about to leave, but my clothes were grabbed by Li Xue.

Li Xue looked aggrieved, looked at me with teary eyes and said, "Brother, can you bear to watch the two beautiful and cute little Loli go out alone? What should we do when we meet bad people?..... (500 words omitted from the crying coquettish cuteness)"

Ordinary people would probably disarm and surrender in the face of such a cute little Lori, but this girl is my own sister, how could I not know her?

With a sneer on the corner of my mouth, I just looked at her quietly.

Li Xue knew that she couldn't convince me by being coquettish and cute, so she also glared at me.

The eyes of the two of us collided in mid-air, and we both seemed to collide with countless sparks.

Now the live broadcast is the unique wordless tacit understanding between me and my sister as twins:

"Brother, are you going or not?"

"I'm not going!"

"Are you sure you won't go?"

"I'm sure!"

"Good!"

......

Li Xue was the first to turn around, under normal circumstances, Li Xue and I turned around first and who admits defeat, but this time the script seems to have surprised me.

Li Xue turned around and suddenly shouted loudly: "Mom, my brother won't go with me!"

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Is there still such an operation?

By the time I walked out of the house rubbing my buttocks, Li Xue and Su Ling'er had already changed their clothes, Li Xue was wearing a traditional aqua blue magic robe, and Su Ling'er was wearing a dark yellow light armor.

Li Xue grinned and hugged my arm and asked, "Brother, where are we going first?

The corners of my mouth twitched, Sister Ram originally said that, although she will definitely use this method to promote it in the future, but she doesn't need it at present. But who would have known that Li Xue and Su Ling'er, the two girls, were so serious, Li Xue even united her parents to pit together, no, it was Brother Bang.

In this case, I said to the two girls angrily: "Where are you going, go back to school first!"

"Huh?"

The two loli spoke at the same time, and Su Linger asked in disappointment, "Why did you go back to school?"

I looked at their disappointed expressions in confusion, and the corners of my mouth were full of sneers.

You think I want to go back to school!

I'm on vacation now, dear!

I replied angrily, "I'm going to make gear!"

People play lol and go out and give 500 gold coins to buy equipment.,I'm going to go out to do Warcraft.,How to say it, I have to get some equipment to go out.。

There was not enough time before, but now it's time to transform something.

I continued viciously, "Don't run away from either of you, come and help!"

"Huh?!"

The biggest advantage of my Lotte is that there is revenge and revenge.

Back at the school to find Zombie Face and Joan of Arc, there are all kinds of jingling sounds coming from the Rose Building again.

Day 5......

Well, I want to cry.

Because of the two loli next to me, my precious five days of vacation time have been wasted in school.

And now, I stood in front of a quaint small building next to the city gate with two loli around me, reluctantly reading a few big characters on the door.

"The Association of Risk-Takers. ”

Li Xue and Su Linger's eyes were full of excitement, and Su Linger directly took my hand and said, "Hurry up, hurry up!"

"Whew!"

I...... I won't trust Lori anymore.

How can Lori turn people into a kite!

Then, then I sat down on a chair to rest, and my sign was also taken away by Li Xue to take the task.

Really, it's a miracle that I survived every day with these supermen.

Honestly, I'm going to have to be played to death by them sooner or later!

Just as I was sitting there looking loveless, I was suddenly tapped on the shoulder, and a simple voice sounded: "Are you, Lotte?"

Well?

The sound is not very familiar.

I looked up curiously, just in time to see a pair of big fleshy faces.

"Oops!"

I said in surprise: "Zhou Shuai, why are you here?"

Well, this is the Zhou Shuai who used farts as a means of attack to compete with me!

I was really surprised, I really didn't expect to meet him here.

This little fat man left a good impression on me, and if I could, it would be good to take in a little brother.

Zhou Shuai didn't seem to expect me to be so enthusiastic, scratched his head embarrassedly, and said, "I'm here to take on a mission to destroy goblins, but I was told that I had to form a team, so I'm here waiting for someone who can team up with me." ”

Goblins?

I was stunned, I don't know why, how I thought of a cute group of slimes, and then thought of the cute goblins that built the city under the control of this group of slimes.

Do goblins still need to be destroyed?

I was suspicious of this, Li Xue's voice suddenly sounded: "Hmph, brother, they only gave us a task to destroy the goblins, but we still have to team up with at least four people, it's so annoying! Where can I find a fourth person for him!"

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

Zhou Shuai and I looked at each other, this is too coincidental, right?