Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Four: Room No. 3
Shopping mall, B3 floor, parking lot.
"Idiot! Do you believe that I killed you? ”
Kirbine bent over, clutching his belly, his feet trembling, and when he straightened upright, he swayed so much that he almost didn't fall to the ground, and the anger coming from his mouth was accusing the madness of the idiot of the squirrel.
"Ha~~! You're so useless! This little thing brought you down? The squirrel was unimpressed, and was laughing at Kabine.
And Kabine, with his hands on his hips, puffed out his cheeks, and exhaled breathlessly, only after he felt that he had calmed down, did he say, "Bastard! You're avoiding the main roads in the city center and taking the alleys in order to get yourself racing! ”
The squirrel stepped forward and said, "Do you know? To control a sports car and intersperse it in the alleys, the driver must have first-class driving skills, and I did it today, right? With that, he patted Kirbine on the shoulder.
Kabine shook off the squirrel's hand and continued: "Don't think that there is no surveillance camera set up by the Traffic Department in the alley, I tell you, you wait for the speeding ticket!" ”
The squirrel snorted and said, "It doesn't matter! It's worth it! ”
Kabine shook his head again helplessly and said, "Damn! I'll take a taxi back by myself in a while, the alleyway is so narrow, I don't want to die there. ”
Squirrel laughed: "Actually, you should also buy a supercar like this, anyway, you have such a high annual salary, right?" ”
Kabine nodded his head and said, "Yes! Because you can't ride in your car anymore. So I have to buy a car, but it's not the kind of scrap metal you drive. I don't need anything to accelerate from 0 to 100 in 2.5 seconds, just an off-road car can be very satisfying! ”
The squirrel opened his lips and said loudly, "What? Sport utility vehicle? Just kidding, right? Two hundred meters into my sports car, your off-road vehicle is just getting started! ”
Carbine figured out the time and said, "There are only two reasons why I'm going to buy a car, first, I don't want to die in the passenger seat of your sports car. Second, I don't want to die at your hands, that's all. Hurry up and buy movie tickets! ”
The squirrel "hee~hee" twice and said: "Good~good~good~!" I know! But don't worry! With the skill I just had, we've been able to catch up on our late arrivals. ”
The cinema is located on the seventh floor of this mall, Section C, and it is difficult to get to Kabine. Fortunately, the squirrel has the direction. He also led the way in front of Kabine, which must have something to do with his frequent coming.
Ten minutes later, the two entered the cinema, and at that time Carbineh deliberately lowered the brim of his cap a little more, and Squirrel swaggered to the movie schedule.
"That's right! This is the movie! I already watched some information about the movie yesterday! ”
The squirrel pointed to a column on the schedule, and Kirbine leaned in to look at it and immediately said, "Fart!" This movie is about racing, I don't watch it! Are you still going to torture me? ”
Squirrel laughed: "Okay then! We don't watch this one. Luckily, I didn't book my tickets online yesterday, otherwise it would have been a waste of fun! ”
Kirbine ignored the other party. Instead, look carefully at the movie schedule.
Suddenly, the squirrel tapped the back of his hand on Kabine's arm and said, "Hey! This cartoon seems to be good, let's watch this, right? ”
Kirbyne didn't turn his head and replied, "No! I'll leave it to you to watch with [Offside]! ”
The two of them seemed to have a soft spot for teasing each other like this, and after a few words of back and forth, they stood in front of the schedule like idiots and snickered, and no one would bother the two of them, because everyone else was normal.
In the end, a science fiction film with only special effects and no plot conquered Carbine and Squirrel, and they turned around and went to the ticket office on the right, only to see that there were really few people in the cinema at this time, except for the conductor who was still yawning, and the snack department was only guarding a staff member.
"We're here too early, you see, there's no one else here except a few staff members at work, and it's the first time I've come to see a movie so early!" Carbine gave a general idea of what was going on in the cinema, and then he gave a message.
The squirrel didn't reply in time, he was looking at the big screen above the ticket office, and suddenly said, "Hey! Look! There are still twenty minutes before the opening, but no one buys tickets, ha~~! ”
Kabine, too, stared at the big screen and asked, "So what?" ”
The squirrel twisted his head, stretched his eyelids, and after sweeping around the movie theater, he said, "Hmm~!" It seems that there really won't be anyone else buying movie tickets for this show, we use the price of civilians, but we enjoy the taste of chartering, you know? ”
Kabine asked, "Chartered?" What's so nice about that? Isn't it just the two of us in the entire theater! Because other people don't wake up like us, skip breakfast and just watch the movies,! Sick! ”
The squirrel stared at Kabine with a disdainful look and said, "Alas~! Why are you so bored? I don't know how to enjoy it at all! ”
These two idiots who want to watch the morning movie, after buying the movie tickets, the squirrel is also careful, knowing that Kirbine has been empty for a long time, so he simply bought a few packs of snacks in the snack department, and then, the two are ready to enter.
Before arriving at the designated ticket gate, Squirrel looked back, and after making sure that there were no other spectators at this time, he shouted softly: "Charter!" Charter! Charter! ”
"Shhh~~~! Be quiet! Kabine stopped him.
Soon, a male ticket inspector dressed neatly in dark red overalls, a pair of glasses that seemed to be very deep, and had short brown hair, came to the ticket gate and said, "Please enter Hall 3!" ”
There were no spectators here, and there were two idiots at the ticket gate who had just finished buying their tickets.
After checking the tickets, Kabine and the squirrel walked towards No. 3 Broadcast Listening one after the other, and the squirrel with a bunch of snacks buried in his arms obviously walked not very well, and just wanted to stop Kabine and ask him to help hold some snacks, the squirrel heard a soft voice behind him:
"Damn! What bad luck! These two bastards! Hinder us from resting! ”
Kabine had gone too far to obviously hear the words, but the squirrel who had been falling was in his ears, and he was not only sure that the ticket inspector was complaining about himself and Kabine, but he was convinced that he and Kabine were indeed being scolded.
The customer is God, and although it is said, it is necessary to distinguish who is who is wrong.
In this regard, the fault is not on the squirrel, it is rare to drive a new sports car to come here, watch a movie with the best partner on the competition field, how happy the mood is It is not necessary to describe it, but at this time I was scolded for no reason, and what happened?
When Cabine stepped back and arrived at the scene of the incident, the squirrel had already argued with the ticket inspector, and looking at the scene, everything was peaceful, and it was purely a battle of words.
But even so, Carbine only wanted to trivialize, because this time it was too high-profile, he didn't want to make noise, he didn't want to make trouble, he just wanted to hold a bunch of snacks, sit in the studio, and enjoy the movie comfortably.
"You know what? He curses! Squirrel said to Kabine.
And the ticket inspector's ugly behavior was caught by the squirrel, so that in addition to the embarrassment on his face, there was also some panicked look.
Obviously, when he saw this, Kabine knew that what the squirrel said must be the truth, but he didn't quite understand the process and details of what happened, so he dragged the squirrel's arm, and the two avoided a corner.
Kabine asked softly, "What is it?" ”
The squirrel said: "That kid is scolding us, how can he have such a service attitude?" I'm going to complain about him! ”
Kabine asked again, "Oh~?" How to scold? ”
The squirrel snorted and said, "Funny! He's blaming us for buying tickets, because if we hadn't bought tickets, he'd just have to do nothing and just hide in the staff break room or get some sleep, you know? ”
Kabine first glared at the ticket inspector standing in the distance, and then said, "I understand! If the length of this movie is two hours, then he will have a free break for two hours, and it goes without saying that the whole show is full, anyway, the two of us occupy a whole studio, so he has the responsibility to stand guard for the two of us, huh! Funny! Spending money to watch a movie is also scolded? ”
The squirrel said, "That's right! So I'm going to complain about him! What do you see? (To be continued......)