"Household garbage should be put in the trash can and cleaned up regularly! The floor should be scrubbed too! The furniture fell with a thick layer of dust! Daily necessities should be put away in different categories! Regular cleaning and a clean and tidy personal environment can cultivate a good personal appearance! Since you choose to live alone, you must be more responsible for yourself! How can a man who doesn't even want to clean his own home seriously give happiness to his beloved! ”

Kelly's voice was full of energy, as if teaching a lost lamb how to be a human being again made her full of energy, thanks to her, Mr. Eisen, who lacked daily exercise, was as tired as a dog, panting up and down in the living room, and after a little slack, Gilly said gloomily: "Sigma said that the water of the White River is very cold......

When Gilly mentioned the extremely cold water of the White River for the fifth time, Eisen gasped a few times and said with a sad face, "Don't mention the water of the White River, okay?" I'm so tired, please let me rest for a while......"

"Are you tired?" Ji Li tilted her head and stretched out her Qianqian jade hand, and a strong holy light flowed out from her palm, enveloping Aisen's body, "Holy Art - Source of Vitality, replenish the body, dispel fatigue, be yourself!" ”

…… And the advertising words? Sigma on the side sighed, "It's a shame for you priests not to be contractors......

Ji Li ignored him and asked Aisen with a pleasant face, "Have you recovered?" Do you want me to bless you with another aura of power? ”

Elven scholar now, this paladin who has become gentle and empathetic after changing his armor, although his face is pleasant. But compared to the demons of hell, he said in a trembling voice, "Spirit...... I'm mentally exhausted......"

As soon as the words fell, a blue flame of light roared. Blended into Eisen's body, Sigma's voice rang out: "Quiet embrace, the practical spell to soothe negative feelings, how is it, has the mental exhaustion been lifted?" ”

…… You two are a demonic couple who take pleasure in enslaving humanity! Even the abilities are complementary!

Aisen complained loudly in his heart, but the shape was stronger than people, and he felt that he only needed to resist slightly. These two seemingly kind-eyed but black-bellied fellows were not afraid to let him experience the temperature of the White River for himself, and maybe something worse awaited him...... So he could only sigh and sigh, but his hands and feet continued to tidy up the messy room.

And Sigma over there opened the window and sat on the window. Using a fire spell to burn the garbage that Aisen had sorted out, and then using a wind spell to blow out the harmful gases produced, the necromancer did not miss any opportunity to exercise his ability to cast spells, and by the way, he also exercised his intimidation skills: "Mr. Aisen." Please hurry. Otherwise, I'll be doing something else when I'm done burning the garbage, like taking out the precious elf doll models in your cupboard and breaking them into pieces one by one - you know, that's a standard skill for a bear child. ”

"Oh oh oh In order to protect the precious figurine toys, Mr. Eisen exploded three times the degree, and carried out the cleaning work more quickly, and the proficiency of his cleaning skills was also soaring.

The man who struggles to protect what must be guarded is really full of charm - a certain unscrupulous necromancer and undisciplined paladin sat and talked without a backache.

Near noon, Eisen sat down on the ground. Looking at the almost new and clean home, he let out a long sigh: "I think of the housework I have done in my life. It doesn't add up to much ...... today."

"Although there are still many things to be desired...... Ji Li commented with the obsessive-compulsive eyes of the priesthood, but still smiled with satisfaction, "but for you, Eisen, this is already a great achievement, and you have done a good job." ”

"Thank you......" For some reason, Eisen burst into tears.

"Hey, why are you crying?" Sigma swept the last bit of ash away with the wind and said ill-intentionedly, "Is there such a thing as 'It's great to finally be freed from the hands of this evil and cruel paladin?'" ”

"No, no, no!" Under Ji Li's suspicious gaze, Eisen defended in a panic, "I just saw this new home, and I felt very moved, this qiē is actually an achievement I made alone, it turns out that as long as I work hard, I can also do this kind of process!" I recognized my potential! Right! Limitless potential! ”

Under the subtle gaze of the two smiles, he became more and more empty, and whispered, "...... But there's still a bit of a 'it's finally over' feeling, after all, I really don't like to do this kind of thing. ”

"It's finally over?" Ji Li suddenly laughed, "This naïve problem needs to be corrected......"

"Mr. Eisen, our game has just begun......" Sigma smiled with infinite sympathy.

The holy art of eliminating fatigue and replenishing the body, and the necromancy spell of soothing the spirit and calming the soul, fell at the same time in Mr. Eisen's pitiful scream, and only Sigma grinned: "Don't play dead, Mr. Eisen, we are going to make you a new good young man, even if it is just an illusion, as long as we can deal with Baron Freman!" So now for the second step, hurry up and cook, you must at least be able to make food that you can swallow! ”

Eisen shouted in despair, "Get down...... Cook? I've hardly ever done anything like this! I haven't even used a kitchen knife! ”

"Worried about getting hurt? It's not necessary! This one next to me is a paladin! Even if you cut your own artery, she will have a way to save you! Sigma gave a thumbs up, then pointed at himself again, and said proudly, "As for me, a necromancer, I am very good at ergonomics and limb splicing techniques, even if you want to let ten small ** replace your fingers or simply become a ** face person, I also have a way to help you realize your dream, let alone cut off your fingers for splicing!" Even if you accidentally chop off the entire palm of your hand, I can get it back for you! ”

"That's not the point!" Eisen exclaimed, "I always think you're having a great time!" ”

"Ahem......" Ji Li coughed twice when she heard this, and turned her head away in embarrassment to meet Eisen's sad gaze.

"What stupid are you talking about? Our happiness is only due to your progress, don't forget, we are here for your ......" Obviously, Sigma was thicker-skinned, and he said without changing his face, "If you don't want to continue, then we have to discuss the matter of dismantling the figurine, burning the album and using the water of the most turbulent section of the White River to give your ** a cold shower for the night......"

"One night?" Ji Li gasped and said in shock, "I heard you always emphasize that the white river water is very cold, and I thought that you used the cold white river water to give Aisen an enema, and poured it all the way up until the river water meandered all the way up and finally squirted out of his mouth, I didn't expect you to think about such a cruel practice, this is really, this is really ......"

You're talking harder than his! I'm not surprised at all that Sigma is a necromancer, but as for you, are you really a paladin! What the hell are you two guys all about!

Eisen was frightened by the ability of the two to "say very yellow and violent things without changing their faces".

And the two of them actually quarreled over strange things......

"You know an egg! For a man, cold water flushing ** is the most cruel punishment! Especially this rushing mode! Let him feel the despair of his most important partner gradually stiffening and dying! Nothing can be protected! Nothing can be afforded! This feeling of powerlessness and despair can completely destroy any man's psychological defenses in just a few minutes! ”

"It's too violent and untechnical! The most important thing is that this method is sexist! Girls don't have access to ...... at all This punishment is unacceptable! I don't think so! In the final analysis, the art of enema is more humane! Men and women can eat for all ages! That shame of being toyed with! A rough hard object is forcibly pushed in, and the icy liquid rushes back and forth! Layers of freezing from body to soul! Not only that, but there will be strange but deadly pleasures! Let you gradually sink in the stronger the pleasure, this kind of intense pleasure that you know you are dying, but you can't resist this intense pleasure, this kind of punishment that is irresistible but gradually eats away at life is the best! ”

"You're the only one who will have pleasure! And when exactly will your paranoia be cured? ”

"I am questioning you in the spirit of professional and rigorous research! Please don't associate it with the lascivious aspect! Don't make personal attacks either! This is Yan sù's academic research! Do you know about academic research? ”

Eisen's fear became more and more frightened, because in the process of arguing, the two kept looking at him, and the "do you want to make a real thing" in that gaze became more and more intense as the quarrel escalated, and the poor elven scholar had no doubt that with the discipline of these two, it was very likely that he would put this kind of thing into action and use his body to do a comparative study......

At the thought of this, Eisen's scholar struck a stirring spirit, and sprang up like smoke in his buttocks, and he seemed to have suddenly developed a strong interest in the art of cooking, and exclaimed, "Don't quarrel any more! I want to learn how to cook! I want to learn to cook! Please advise! I've figured it out! Not only do I want to take care of myself, but I also want to cook my best food for my parents! Please be sure to satisfy my filial piety! I like to cook the most! I can't wait to visit the kitchen I've never been in before! If you still want to quarrel, please try your best to win or lose! I'll go to the kitchen first and say hello to Mr. Soup Pot and Miss Grill, that's it, ahh......h

What poor Mr. Eisen didn't know was that after he rushed into the kitchen, the pair of unscrupulous demons in human skins high-fived each other, with a shameful face of "planning......

About two hours later, along with Sigma, Kelly, and Athena, who arrived after receiving the news, Mr. Eisen ate his own meal for the first time. (To be continued......)

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