"Elf, your brother-in-law!" Xu Fanle was happy, "I'm still a forest elf!" You don't want to get by! ”

"Alas," said the fat man with a sudden sigh, "this is a sad story! ”

"That's it! Isn't it that you stole someone's belly pocket and were chased by others to run on the twenty-fifth floor for more than half a month, and you still pretended to be deep! Xu Fan looked at him with disdain.

The latter was surprised: "How do you know the way!" ”

"Holy! You've stolen someone's belly pocket! Xu Fan almost didn't stand firm, "I said it casually, I really got it right!" Alas, take it and see, what size? ”

"Second class, but I won't show you." The fat man said lewdly.

"The second class, it's almost the same as B, cut, poor milk, hairy and good-looking." Xu Fan immediately expressed no interest.

In retrospect, whether it is Jiang Xinyue, Yue Yu Xi Nagi, Pei Yulan, sister or even the little guy Lu Qi, they are all turbulent, and Xu Fan's appetite has long been raised, not as big as a cantaloupe, he really can't look down on it.

"Look at you as a vulgar guy!" The fat man was not to be outdone, and also expressed disdain for Xu Fan.

"Poor milk control is an evil way! Lolicon is ridiculous! ”

"How can the world be flat if the chest is uneven, this is the standard of a good wife and mother!"

"So you really like someone?" Xu Fan suddenly said this, and the fat man was speechless.

He blushed and squeaked, "Well, a little bit, just a little bit?" ”

"What about that?"

"Hehe, she felt pretty good when she hit me."

"Damn! Dead M. Get away from me! Xu Fan flashed out of the sky in an instant, and he was covered with goosebumps all over his body.

After that, the two talked for a while, and told each other about their experiences these days.

The fat man was caught up by Ao Fang and them halfway through that day, and he was going to do a big job, but the two of them flashed when they saw that it was not Xu Fan, and the inexplicable fat man took advantage of the situation to find a nearby city and teleported to the twelfth floor.

After reaching the twenty-fifth floor all the way, he was finally blocked by another group of pursuers, thousands of high-ranking god peaks formed a battle array, even a genius like him couldn't fight against it, there was no way. had to desperately break out of the encirclement.

The fat man fled to a city. He panicked and planned to enter the twenty-sixth floor by the way, and his goal was only one, that is, the thirtieth floor, as long as he saw his fifth brother, he would be safe.

But he didn't expect that there would be a girl in front of the city's teleportation array that day. It is claimed that whoever wins the battle will be given to whomever she sisters. Men and women are not taboo for all ages.

What's the matter? The fat man didn't bother to pay attention to it at all. just wanted to enter the teleportation array, but people regarded him as a challenger and took the initiative to attack him.

Seeing that the pursuers were about to arrive. The fat man will bite when he is in a hurry, and he used a trick to knock over the woman who was inferior to himself in rank and qualification a few times, but he didn't find that he accidentally hung a belly pocket on his belt when he left.

It must be said here that Xu Fan is absolutely skeptical about the fact that the belt is hung on the belly pocket, but the fat man refuses to admit that he took it himself.

Because the fat man was entangled with the woman, he didn't have time to use the teleportation array to chase the soldiers, so he had to escape. But the woman quit and chased after her with a group of men, and the fat man was chased by two gangs.

He tossed and turned on the twenty-fifth floor, but not once he could successfully step into the teleportation array, and every time there was always a group of people there to ambush him, either to kill him or to capture him as a son-in-law.

"I'm the prince! The image is all gone! It's all gone! The fat man cried with a handful of snot and tears, and wanted to wipe it on Xu Fan's trouser legs, but Xu Fan kicked him.

"Why don't you just marry that woman!" Xu Fan said.

"No," the fat man said with a bitter face, "People want me to be rich, but I'm a prince, so I can't be rich." ”

"Cut, just a prince like you, it's not appropriate for me to do it," Xu Fan expressed disbelief, "Actually, you want to do this, right, it's just because you're enjoying this kind of chasing and whipping days, so you have been running away like this, your M essence has been completely exposed, fat man!" ”

"Nonsense! I'm disciplined! I could have sworn it! "The fat man was angry, he dared not believe himself!

"Then you swear!" Xu Fan just doesn't believe it, this guy definitely has that kind of fetish, and it's still in the late stage, the kind that has given up treatment.

The fat man stretched out his hand to the sky and said loudly: "Send it!" I, Zhou Xiaojun, swear to the sky again, I am a healthy, positive, optimistic, disciplined and educated righteous young man! Definitely not a pervert! If this oath is violated, the amount and the amount ......"

What if you break this oath? Don't dare to say it! Xu Fan looked like he had guessed it a long time ago.

The fat man was stimulated by him, and immediately pointed at Xu Fan and said, "If you violate this oath!" Just let a big ass fall from the sky and smash this rotten person who is worse than me! ”

"Holy! You're a ball! Xu Fan said angrily, "Why do you want me to suffer if you don't have discipline." ”

"Isn't it all the same, don't worry too much about the details," the fat man said with a smile, "Look, it's not unfulfilled, it means that I have discipline!" ”

"I always feel like I've been cheated!" Xu Fan felt a little uncomfortable, he had made a bad friend by mistake.

"It's okay, it's okay, I've always been full of discipline, so you don't have to worry about being ...... by a big fart"

Rumble!

Before the fat man could finish speaking, a loud bang suddenly occurred in front of him, and the powerful impact directly knocked him upside down and flew out, and the whole person was stuck in a tree branch.

"I'll go! What's going on? The fat man's eyesight could only see that something had fallen from the sky and hit Xu Fan's head standing in front of him, and then ...... And then it became like this.

"It's not going to really come true, is it? So smart! The fat man was suddenly frightened, the thing was falling so fast just now that he couldn't see it clearly, and Xu Fan couldn't even hide.

The fat man hurriedly pulled himself out, waved a wind at the smoke-filled place, and rushed up while crying: "Oops! Xu Fan! You're miserable! Waiting for your death day, my brother will definitely go back to your grave and incense! ”

When the dust was blown away, the fat man finally saw the situation inside, and a huge crater with a diameter of more than 1,000 meters appeared on the ground, and the depth reached five or six hundred meters.

At the bottom of the pit, Xu Fan was lying there, a little bit of light converged, obviously he was scattered by the powerful impact just now, looking at his crazy hands and feet, it was obviously very traumatized.

And Xu Fan's body, to be exact, on his head, there was still a person sitting at this time. Two thoughts instantly popped up in the fat man's heart, the first was that he really had no discipline, the oath was fulfilled, and Xu Fan was slapped on his face!

The second ...... (To be continued......)

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