I was completely speechless, but I seized the opportunity to say, "Yes! There's a mission, you help me find Sun Yao King in the city! Find a way to bring him to me! ”

"Huh?" Drunken Dream Death said embarrassedly, "He's an NPC, how can I take him to meet you?" ”

"You just said that the people in the village of No. 1023 have diarrhea that can't be cured, and it's the same as the one in the silver moon, and he will definitely come over!" I said.

"Third brother, you haven't entered Silvermoon City, how do you know that the NPCs in Silvermoon City are suffering from dysentery?" Zi Qi Donglai asked slyly, "Could it be that you put this medicine?" ”

I sweat! Looks like I accidentally slipped through my mouth too.

I'm silent about this, but I can't let people get the hang of it.

"Oh well! I'll try! "Drunk Dream Death said uncertainly.

"Aunt Li, what are you going to do with these people?" A sturdy man said, invisibly, everyone regards Aunt Li as the backbone.

"These robbers are extremely evil, they must not be let go, they must be tied up first! Escort back! Although Aunt Li was a little weak, she said very imposingly.

A few robbers panicked, their stomachs were still uncomfortable, gurgling, and now they were tied hand and foot behind their backs and couldn't solve it immediately, not to mention how uncomfortable it was. They all knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, not asking for anything else, just begging for their convenience, it was too uncomfortable to hold back!

"Tie their feet together and put them in the pigsty, you guys take care of it!" Aunt Li saw that those people were indeed diarrhea, and she was a little unbearable if she was forcibly tied, so she changed her words.

The robbers bowed their heads as if they had been pardoned.

When they were all locked up in the pigsty, the village chief could not sit still and shouted, "What are you doing!" ”

Because after knowing what the village chief had done, these villagers also lost their awe for the village chief, but after all, they were used to being oppressed on weekdays, and some villagers still replied cautiously: "Village, village chief, these are robbers who rob us of food!" ”

The village chief walked over with two people moving their fat bodies: "Robbers! Where did the robbers come from? ”

They made way for him and looked at him sideways, so that he could face the robbers face to face and see what else he had to say.

After taking a look, the village chief had a look of horror on his face: "It's you!" Surprised, he was even more angry and pointed at them and scolded: "You bastards, I treat you well on weekdays, but I didn't expect it to be you who would be difficult to prevent thieves day and night!" ”

The village chief pretended to be in love and scolded excitedly, and the two people behind him who were a bit like housekeepers immediately stepped forward and said comfortingly: "The village chief doesn't have to be angry! Be careful with your body! Now that the robbers have been caught, then send them to justice! ”

The village chief was still very excited and said: "The mercenaries I invited back to rob our food all these years!" I have no eyes, I don't know people, I don't know how to use people, and I have suffered huge losses, and I really can't live with you! I'm here to make amends to you! ”

Sure enough, it's a cunning old fox, and now it's all gone.

But none of the villagers believed that he was unaware, and they all watched indifferently as the fat village chief was there apologizing to everyone with tears in his eyes.

Soon, a steward was dispatched from the City Lord's Mansion in Silvermoon City, and this adult who was as big as the sky in the eyes of the villagers was none other than the sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked clerk I often saw in the City Lord's Mansion. In order to prevent him from recognizing me, I sent back the priest's robe, put on a hat, and hid among the villagers.

The clerk came to the middle of the village in front of a large crowd of people, and when he got out of the carriage, he glanced haughtily at the simple country people, and said in a shrill voice, "Where are the robbers?" ”

A villager stepped forward to guide the way: "Tell your lord, six of the seven robbers have been caught by me and locked in the pigsty in front!" ”

The clerk glanced at it, then turned back to the soldiers who came with him and said, "You guys, go and catch all the robbers!" Strictly guarded, no mistakes! ”

A few soldiers followed the villagers and tied up all the robbers and threw them on the flatbed. Pity the robbers are still uncomfortable and complaining alone.

Looking at this powerful clerk in their eyes, the villagers lowered their heads and did not dare to speak, and they all let the clerk call the shots.

When the robbers were brought with them, the clerk covered his nose a little displeased and said, "You guys are doing a good job!" I will definitely tell the new city lord the truth about this matter and give you a reward! Village Chief Chen, you have taken the lead in catching thieves, I will definitely report truthfully in front of the new city lord, you must continue to work hard, take your villagers well, and don't make any trouble! ”

With that, the arrogant clerk was ready to get back into the carriage and prepare to return to Silvermoon City.

"Wait, sir! The women have something to report! Sister-in-law Li finally stood up and said it when she couldn't stand it, and coughed a few times from time to time.

The clerk was very displeased and said, "What else do you have?" ”

Sister-in-law Li coughed lightly twice and said, "Why didn't you interrogate those robbers?" ”

"Dare to distract the people! When will it be your turn to teach the officer how to do it? The clerk scolded angrily.

But Sister-in-law Li was not afraid at all and said: "How dare a people's woman! It's just that the adults take the robbers away without asking the truth of the matter and not investigating the reason, wouldn't it be in vain to cheapen the real culprit behind the scenes! ”

Facing the questioning tone of Sister-in-law Li, the courage that the clerk had just summoned became a little timid under the angry gaze of many fierce villagers, and made an excuse and said: "The city lord was unfortunately killed recently!" The new city lord hasn't come back yet! A qiē重dà thing can only be implemented after the new city owner comes back for instructions! How dare we make judgments! ”

Damn, he actually used the city lord as a shield, if he said that, I'm afraid everyone wouldn't be able to say anything.

However, it was Sister-in-law Li who said know-in-law: "Although the city lord is no longer there, the relevant yamen is still there." I beg your Excellency to transfer this case to the Bauhinia Knights for trial! ”

The clerk couldn't help but look at him a little surprised: "What do you know about a little village woman?" The Bauhinia Knights are only responsible for defending the main roads in Silvermoon City, but they are not responsible for dealing with such trivial matters! This matter must be decided after the return of the Grand Duke Ferdinand of the Silver Knights! After finishing speaking, the editor ignored Sister-in-law Li and got into the carriage, and shouted angrily: "Drive!" Return! ”

The fat village chief immediately bowed and saluted: "Congratulations to my lord!" Adults walk slowly! ”

After the clerk left, the fat village chief got carried away and glared at the villagers, especially Sister-in-law Li, and then returned to the village chief's house with a smile on his mouth and a smiling mustache.

As soon as the village chief left, the villagers were all angry when they saw the village chief's arrogant appearance, but they had no way to deal with it, and asked Sister-in-law Li what to do?

Although Sister-in-law Li said that she was a little knowledgeable, but after all, she was still a village woman, and she had no chance to see such a battle in ordinary times.

It's impossible to turn the other way around.

At this time, Sister-in-law Li's husband, Brother Li, the captain of the guard team in charge of guarding the Fountain of Life in Silver Moon City, came back dejectedly, and was immediately startled when he saw all the villagers hit the central square of the village.

"Why are you back? Isn't it on duty? Sister-in-law Li exclaimed in surprise.

Brother Li asked rhetorically, "What are you doing here?" Why are they all here? ”

The troubled villagers told Brother Li what had happened, and Brother Li breathed a sigh of relief after hearing it: "I thought they were here to arrest me!" ”

Sister-in-law Li felt that something was wrong when she heard it, "What did you say?" What did you do? Why are they coming to arrest you? ”

Brother Li sighed heavily and said, "It's not that kid yet!" yes, I told that kid to buy some candy and come back to you, did he come? ”

"Y-Why do you buy so much!" Sister-in-law Li complained a little sweetly.

"Where's the more? I'll just buy a copy! ”

"Ahh But he said you bought all ten copies! ”

"Ten copies?" Brother Li jumped up in surprise, "It's him, that's right!" ”

"What the hell is going on? You say! ”

"Kid, didn't you go to fetch water today? I don't know what tricks he used to poison the fountain of life! Now the people of the entire Silvermoon City are having diarrhea! ”

"How do you know it's him? Maybe it's someone else! ”

"Impossible! I'm on duty today, and he's the only one who's been here! Who else could he have? ”

When he said this, almost all the villagers turned their attention to me, after all, they still rejected outsiders after getting along.

"So, the diarrhea of the people in our village is also poisoned by you?" Some villagers shouted angrily.

"That's right!" I lifted my cloak and stood up.