Life is like brushing your teeth, holding a washer in one hand and a cup in the other!

Late last night, I seemed to feel something in my sleep, and when I opened my eyes in a daze, I saw that the stiffness of the figure was deeply inserted into my body. In a daze, I was powerless to resist, and after a few moments, the figure left contentedly.

I gently stroked myself just by been. The red and swollen place that was inserted, I sighed in my heart, on a hot day, the days without mosquito coils are too hard!

So, all night, I was fighting mosquitoes!

When I went out for breakfast in the morning, I spent 2o yuan to buy a pound of pecans, brand new packaging, new production date and shelf life, I was excited, I bit down, and I broke a tooth!

So, I thought of my Nokia, the legendary artifact that can be used as a football kicker, and it will not be a problem to deal with this little pecan!

But I don't want this indisputable thing to be smashed by me on the black screen, and the walnut is still lying there arrogantly!

In desperation, I rode my little donkey brand battery car to repair the mobile phone, but the master who repaired the mobile phone told me that this 128o is a copycat machine, I was dumbfounded, Tmd, the mobile phone with a price of less than 2oo in this store actually has a copycat machine!

The master told me: "Young man, I have repaired my mobile phone for more than ten years, and it is the first time I have encountered someone copying this mobile phone for less than 2oo yuan, and it is estimated that you have such a mobile phone in Hangzhou, so keep it well!" ”

Speechless for a while, the repair is not good, so I had to change my mobile phone, thinking of the pound of pecans at home, I bought a hard and fall-resistant one again, well, of course, it is still Nokia!

When I went out, I was dumbfounded, in less than three minutes, the little donkey who had been with me for three years actually disappeared!

Grief and indignation, which thief actually stole his beloved little donkey, it's so immoral, I cursed him for giving birth to a son without eyes!

I walked for more than an hour to get home, so hot that I almost suffered from heat stroke, and hurriedly took a bath, but I just wiped the soap, but now the shower head is broken, and the water can't come out.

After taking a shower, leaning back on the recliner and reminiscing about this tangled day, I opened my eyes and saw that yellowed photo!

It's been 1o years, nostalgia is my daily homework, the innocent face of the photo, with the lovely innocence, the heart is full of infinite nostalgia, and the happy times of that year are emerging in my mind one by one

"You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart, let me leave you with my heart" The mobile phone suddenly rang a very popular music many years ago, pulling me back from my nostalgia, and when I saw that it was Luo Dong calling, I suddenly remembered that it seemed that the guy called me to dinner more than an hour ago, and hurriedly grabbed the mobile phone and shouted: "Don't rush, I'll be here in ten minutes!" ”

"Damn, you said an hour ago that you would be in ten minutes, and you're too long for ten minutes!"

I coughed and exclaimed, "It's really ten minutes this time, I'll be here right away, wait for me!" ”

Saying that, he hung up the phone, ran away, and squeezed directly into the bus, looking at the short skirt mm on the side while yy!

After being blocked for a long time, I finally arrived at my destination, and as soon as I entered the door, someone suddenly shouted not far away: "Damn, Lin Ming, you are late again, are you simply late to the little prince, I have to ask you to come out for a noodle and ask me to wait for a long time!" ”

The person who spoke was named Luo Dong, and I said helplessly: "You don't understand the traffic in Hangzhou, obviously the road can be blocked for more than an hour in ten minutes!" ”

"Come less, definitely watch the stockings beauties on the bus and sit in the station!"

"Damn, Lao Tzu didn't, that woman didn't wear stockings!"

Luo Dong was overjoyed: "Really? Is the woman's figure good, did she leave her contact information? ”

I was speechless for a moment, and said angrily: "I can't give it to you, just with your computer with more than 8o G action movies, no matter how good a girl is, it's a waste in your hands!" ”

"Damn, I'm appreciating it with an artistic eye!"

"I appreciate your sister, I will definitely get impotence after watching too many action movies in the island country. Boss, come to the beef noodles for one night, ask for a big bowl, put more beef on that! ”

Luo Dong burst into tears, so he had to point to the poster on the wall and said, "I called you out today, just for that!" ”

At a glance, it was the poster of the game "Heroes", even if I had never looked at it carefully, I knew it very clearly, because this game has been promoted for two years, and the streets and alleys are full of posters of this game, and five-year-olds know that there is such a game.

It's just that I don't have a lot of enthusiasm for games, and in fact, I don't have a lot of time to play, so I say, "I'm not interested in playing games, you know!" ”

Luo Dong suddenly frowned: "Do you still remember that incident?" ”

I smiled faintly: "If you change it, will you forget jì?" ”

Luo Dong scolded: "That bastard hasn't fallen yet, MD, if I find it, I will definitely abolish him!" ”

I said helplessly: "God knows where that guy is happy now, forget it, don't want to!" ”

At this time, Luo Dong said: "Then you can't exclude all games because of this matter, and besides, those games we played in the past, one server is great, and one person can come to 1oooo, but do you know, this game has only one server, which means that you will meet millions or even tens of millions of people in the game!" You can even meet all the Chinese players inside! ”

I was shocked, but I didn't expect it!

"The more players there are, the greater the business opportunities, you used to be the best person in our battle spirit, even if you go to level up and upgrade equipment, just earn gold coins, there will definitely be a lot of achievements, there is no way to buy gold coins in the early stage of this game, I really need someone to provide me with potion money!"

"Moreover, the setting of this game is a bit special, when you reach level 19 and level 29, you must complete a difficult trial task to level up, otherwise, you can only stay there, that is, as long as you have strength, it is easy to stand out!"

As he spoke, the guy began to laugh obscenely, I thought about it, so I began to look at the poster carefully, Luo Dong smiled: "How is it?" I'm excited! ”

But seeing the price of that expensive helmet, and having to face the evil boss tomorrow, I spread my hands and said, "But I still have to go to work!" ”

Luo Dong: "I'm still in the Mao class, just a typist like you, 10,000 words is only a few dozen yuan, what can you do?" ”

Me: "What else would I eat?" ”

Luo Dong: "I've thought about it, we can be professional players, I can see that there are a huge number of gamers, as long as our level is high enough and the equipment is good enough, we will definitely make a lot of money!" ”

Me: "You're talking late, but I don't have the money to buy a helmet right now!" ”

Luo Dong: "I'll lend you!" ”

"But I don't have the money to pay the rent!"

"I'll lend you!"

"But I don't have money to eat!"

"I'll lend you!"

"I don't have a girlfriend!"

"I'll lend you!"

My eyes lit up: "Really? ”

"As for the last time you went out to eat together, didn't you see it, or? It's ok! ”

"Damn, the one with a few layers of gray eyelashes last time?"

"What eyelashes have several layers of ash, and the one is wearing mascara!"

Me: ""

It is true that Luo Dong is happy, because he is so unpicky, such a girl can stand it, obviously I don't have such courage!

However, I was a little suspicious and asked, "That helmet costs 3oooo a piece, where did you get so much money?" Don't tell me your dad is coming! ”

"Of course not!" Luo Dong said proudly: "I sold all the game accounts and equipment I played, a total of more than 2oooo yuan, and there are a lot of them after I bought two helmets, enough for us to spend a while, just eat, it doesn't cost much, when the time comes, you move to live with me, and even save rent!" ”

I was a little surprised, Luo Dong seemed to be full of confidence in this game!

"But have you thought about it, what if we don't play anything famous in the game, and the money is spent again?"

Luo Dong was stunned, frowned, and said: "If I really don't have any fame, I'll find a rich woman to support me, and by the way, I can also help you, if I mix well, I can also support you to raise a black fungus!" ”

"Black your sister!" My head is full of black lines!

"Okay, don't look ahead, it's such a happy decision, I'll order the helmet later, and then help you move things!"

I also started to get excited, and said: "Okay, since you are so sincere in your invitation, then I will definitely not let you down, in fact, during this time, I have also played games, and the technology has not fallen behind at all!" ”

Luo Dong was slightly surprised and asked, "I haven't heard you say it, what games have you played?" ”

"Lianlian, Fruit Cutting, Angry Birds, Plants vs. Zombies, Tetris"

"Why don't you die!"

After eliminating that big bowl of noodles, Luo Dong told me that he had ordered two game helmets on the phone, once upon a time, I also read a lot of online game novels, many of which use this kind of equipment, but I didn't expect to really research this kind of equipment, and it is estimated that the game company is also inspired by this kind of online novel!

Oh, forget jì introduced, my name is Lin Ming, single, healthy, able-bodied, third-rate typist, currently working in a studio, the main job is to copy the genuine VIp novels on the Internet, and then paste them on the pirate website, of course, this so-called copying, is typed by hand, 10,000 words can get dozens of dollars! (Well, so be sure to support the genuine ~)

Since I decided to play games with Luo Dong, I will first quit my job and then talk about it, although the salary of this job is low, but the boss over there is still very talented, and often brings women into his office to broadcast live for us

A phone call passed, and as soon as the boss heard that I was going to resign, he began to say good things, saying that talents like me are rare anymore, and the studio needs me very much, and now that I am short of funds, I will raise my salary in the future. What's more, the money that Lao Tzu worked hard to get in exchange for half a month was not enough for him to put a bullet on those women, and he told me that the funds were tight, it was too hypocritical!

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