Chapter 4 If you don't believe it, look up, and the heavens will spare whom
The Blood Rose is here again...... When Li Yi attacked the domineering gang, this headache woman set foot on the land of the Eastern Continent at one time.
At present, the 'Iron Alliance' is fully preparing for the 'Capture of the King', and it is okay to organize people to kill the Blood Rose once or twice, but after a long time, it is a bit uneconomical.
The reward against the sky and domineering has no effect, the blood rose is more and more cunning every time, riding a fire eagle to fly east and west, its whereabouts are unpredictable, and once it encounters danger, it will fly away immediately, never in love, and it is even more difficult to block.
"There's a guy who might be able to deal with her......"
Li Yi was bored and browsed through the official website forum, and he found a surprise.
Slut forgets!
The slut forgot to upload the video of the last killing of the Blood Rose to the official website, but because the title of the post is relatively 2b, the click-through rate is very poor, and Li Yi also turned to the back, so he accidentally saw this video.
The title of this video post that the slut forgot to upload is called: Discord Meter!
Originally, Li Yi couldn't figure out why the experience orb was in the hands of the slut forget, and why the slut forgot to send the experience orb back to himself, until he saw this video, and it suddenly dawned on him.
The video picture is clear, and the dialogue is also very real, Li Yi watched it from the beginning and immediately laughed.
If you want to get the blood rose, it seems that the slut has to forget to do it.
As the saying goes, one thing descends one thing...... Li Yi made a plan in his heart, and immediately forgot about the slut.
"Is the?"
"Who are you?"
"I forgot his uncle, you don't remember, we talked last time."
The slut forgot to be stunned and didn't reply for a long time.
The slut forgot to scream: "I remember you, I remember you, last time it was your kid's bad idea that made me lose the city lord, saying, where are you, report the coordinates, I will fight you alone!"
Li Yi hurriedly turned off the call.
Damn, the wrong name, he still remembers the last time.
After a while, Li Yi forgot about it again.
"Is the?"
"Who are you? Listen to how the sound is a little familiar. ”
"I'm Hua Feihua's uncle, the last time we met, don't you remember?"
"Sister Hua, uncle?" The cheap man forgot to be stunned for a moment, and then was pleasantly surprised: "It turned out to be my uncle, how could I forget you, why did you think of looking for me?" ”
"Oh, don't mention it, I'm being hunted down." Li Yi changed his words.
The slut forgot to scream: "Fuck!"
"Ahem, uncle, don't get me wrong, I didn't you, I really didn't, I swear to God, I'm scolding the ...... who killed you"
Li Yi: "......"
Mom B, you're going to die if you don't explain?
"Uncle, I'll go on, I'll listen." The slut forgets to be extremely sincere.
"That man's name is Blood Rose, and he killed me more than 50 times, ......"
"Holy shit, that's that idiot!" The slut forgot and became indignant.
"Uncle, don't worry, this matter is on me, if I don't kill the Blood Rose to level 0, I won't forget the surname slut!"
"Cheap, you didn't have the surname Slut Forget ......" one of the slut's subordinates answered next to him.
"Uncle, then let's do this first, when I finish cleaning up the blood roses, you must say good things about me in front of Sister Huahua." There are a lot of sluts who forget their hearts.
"No problem! No problem!"
Get!
The call ends.
Okay, don't worry about anything this time, just watch the show.
"My uncle was cut, so give me the."
The slut forgot to shout in the guild channel, and immediately became enthusiastic and got a response.
"Who is so bold as to dare to kill the uncle? Tired of living? ”
"Damn, it's okay to beat me, beat our cheap uncle, I can't bear it anymore."
"For the sake of our uncle, assemble!"
An hour later, more than 500 people from the Huashan Guild gathered in the small pine forest.
More than 500 people, all of them are red, the equipment on their bodies is disorderly, some warriors wear cloth armor, some mages wear plate armor, the most bullish is a row of light sacrifices in front, none of them hold a staff, all holding steel knives, standing there majestic.
"Melee Mage Cow B? Wrong! Miss by a mile! Melee sacrifice is only Niu B, think about it, cut while adding blood, who can resist it? ”
The cheap head said, and then there was a melee sacrifice.
The slut nodded with satisfaction, and said in a deep voice: "This battle is unusual, so I hope you will go all out, and if you don't succeed, you will succeed." ”
"Cheap, what does it mean to succeed if you don't succeed?" Lonely Perfume asked.
The slut forgot his anger: "Tomorrow you go to mess with Fengxi, this IQ disappoints me too much!"
", I was wrong......" Lonely Perfume burst into tears.
There was a sarcastic laugh from the crowd: "Murderers know that they are wrong, is it useful?" ”
The slut's eyes lit up: "Who?" Who's talking, stand up!"
"It's me,." A Humpty Dumpty man ran out of the crowd with a smile on his face.
"Give your name."
Humpty Dumpty yelled: "My name is the anti-Tianshan cannon, and I added it yesterday." ”
The slut nodded approvingly: "You have a lot of potential, I appreciate you very much, and you will be messed with me from today on." ”
"What about me,?" Lonely Perfume cried.
"You go to Fengxi and adjust your IQ."
"Hey......"
…… It's still a small pine forest outside the Frost Breaking City.
It's still that clearing.
Blood Rose and the slut forgot to meet.
No one else can find the Blood Rose, but the slut can forget it, because he is the only friend of the Blood Rose.
Just one word, the Blood Rose came.
"Master, why did you call me this time?"
Blood Rose still has a lot of respect for the slut, and it is not affected at all by the last time she was killed.
The slut forgot to twitch the corners of his mouth a few times, and his triangular eyes showed a fierce light.
"You killed my uncle!"
"Uncle?" Blood Rose was confused.
"You can kill me, guard me, beat me, scold me, me, I endure it, I admit it, but you actually went to kill my uncle, Blood Rose, I always thought you were 2b, but I didn't expect me to be wrong."
"Master, what are you talking about?"
"You're not 2b, you're 2sb, have you ever heard the idiom that Wang Bazhuan cooks the kang, holds his breath and nests the fire?"
"It's an afterword, isn't it?"
The slut forgot to sneer: "You made me hold my breath and make me angry, what do I want to do with you, you can't guess?" ”
Blood Rose shook her head in amazement.
The slut forgot to raise the kitchen knife and rushed forward.
"Of course it's to kill you and avenge my uncle!"
Burst! Burst! Burst!
Blood Rose raised her hand to fight back, and after only three moves, the slut forgot and lay on the ground.
"Master, I didn't mean to ......"
After the blood rose killed the slut, she immediately regretted it.
"Dare to kill our, brothers, go on, it's her turn!"
Humpty Dumpty rushed out with more than 500 of his subordinates, surrounded the Blood Rose, and did not move, but desperately sent her a friend application.
"What do you want to do?"
Blood Rose's friend application has long been closed, so she can only add others, and others add her, and she can't see it at all.
"You open the friend application, we said cheaply, let's add you as a friend."
"What did the master say?" Blood Rose wondered.
"Yes, the master said."
"Alright then......"
In order to apologize, Blood Rose opened the friend application.
Bite! Bite! Bite!
More than 500 people took turns to add Blood Rose as friends, and they were almost dizzy when they added Blood Rose...... "Brothers, go on!"
With a wave of his hand, dozens of Huashan's subordinates pounced on him, and the blood rose and fell, and puffed down seven, but unfortunately, there were too many people who followed her, because the other party added her friend and could get close to her, and she was tragic...... Seeing the opportunity, the anti-Tianshan cannon grabbed the blood rose from behind and threw it to the ground.
"Stripped naked! It's your turn!"
The Blood Rose was quickly stripped naked, and the durability of all the equipment on her body disappeared, even the face towel used to cover her face fell off.
Blood Rose is by no means a beauty, judging from her appearance, she looks like a certain Internet celebrity 'Sister Feng'.
His eyes bulge like a toad, his big mouth can throw a steamed bun into it, and his nostrils are still hanging with snot hanging from the sky...... ", Brother Pao, I'm soft." ”
"Brother Pao, I can't do it either, it's too heavy."
"Brother Pao, I'...... ...... vomit"
There were people vomiting, only one person still working on Blood Rose.
Reverse the Sky Mountain Cannon!
"Women, when you close your eyes, it's all the same!"
As he spoke, he took off his pants and put the blood rose on in front of the slut Forget 500 little brother!
Up!
The first and only successful 'Strong X Case' in the history of the game of the gods, and the only one, happened at this time...... The viewers were stunned, the listeners wept, and a generation of heroine blood roses were destroyed in the hands of the anti-Tianshan gunners.
The slut forgot to run away and resurrected the corpse, not that his subordinates couldn't resurrect the sacrifice, but everyone stretched their necks to watch the play, and they had long forgotten him.
"What's going on up ahead, get out of the way, get out of the way!"
"Cheap, shocking, don't look at ......"
"What's wrong? What's wrong? ”
18 seconds!
The anti-heaven mountain cannon got up from the blood rose.
"Brother Shanpao, how do you feel?"
"It's okay, it's just that when I kissed her, I kissed the snot, and I was a little buried."
"Vomit ......"
"None of you guys are on? Wheels. ”
"Vomit ......"
The slut forgot to squeeze in, and when he saw the scene in front of him, he was stunned.
", do you want to try it?" The anti-Tianshan cannon grinned at the slut, and a trace of snot flowed out of his mouth.
500 subordinates vomited again, and only the slut forgot to resist.
The slut forgot to give a thumbs up to the anti-Tianshan cannon: "Talent...... I'm a slut who forgets to live so much, except for my dad, I haven't admired anyone, you're the first!"
Before the Anti-Heaven Mountain Cannon could speak, Blood Rose suddenly jumped up from the ground, hugged the Anti-Heaven Mountain Cannon from behind, summoned the Fire Eagle, and soared into the sky...... "My Blood Rose lives so big, I haven't loved anyone yet, you are the first!"
"Save me!"
The terrified cry of the anti-heaven mountain cannon sounded from the air, and the fire eagle carried the two of them higher and higher, disappearing in an instant...... Ten days later, the slut receives an invitation at his home inviting him to the wedding of the century to 'Miss Rose and Mr. Mountain Cannon'.
Well, a wedding in reality!
……
(To be continued)