In front of a piece of flowers and willow green, surrounded by a small town, the town is full of traffic, bustling, it is the scene of the rural market, and the surrounding buildings, are all earth, stone, bricks and tiles, carved lacquer and painted buildings, look at the corner of the eaves, how not to look like the modern appearance.

Qi Yufeng searched hard for a long time, but he didn't see a single telephone pole, nor did he find a van, let alone the wires necessary for modern life. Looking at the pedestrians over there from a distance, they are all melon skin hats with robes and horse coats, their heads are shaved and shiny, and there is a small tail behind them, as if they are the filming base of the braided play.

Qi Yufeng was secretly shocked in his heart, if anyone dared to say that this was the film and television base of Changying Century City, he would definitely kick that person to Hengdian Film and Television City!

This town is so big, there are old and young, there are people in rags, and there are also people who are glamorous, but the tone and spirit are not all those shoddy TV dramas anyway.

I've crossed over!

After a shock in his heart, Qi Yufeng was inexplicably carrying the sword.

From there, what do you wear? Why is there no movement?

People are struck by lightning, hit by cars, falling off cliffs, and touching electric doors.

Either the rival in love took the initiative to help kill himself, or he was unlucky and choked to death by drinking cold water, and the water meter was checked in an online post, or ** Si hit his head against the wall and blood spattered five steps, at least he fell in the Forbidden City, did an experiment in the real room that no one had done before, or simply ruined the world and crossed the other world......

I didn't have anyone, I didn't mess with anyone, why did I suddenly cross over?

Hiding his body and not letting the people under the cliff show himself, Qi Yufeng hid in the grass and pondered secretly, and suddenly recalled that the woodcutter he saw just now was also bright, and there seemed to be a faint braid on his head......

A slap on the thigh, I'll rub! I must have worn it yesterday, I didn't know it at the time.

It was only because the woodcutter was in tatters, and he was tired and listless, that he didn't have time to think about it, so he ignored the past, and at this time, one after another, in retrospect, after the middle-aged man led him into the woods, he began to come out and start to be wrong, so it was that person......

Qi Yufeng looked at the quaint scabbard of the long sword in his hand, and couldn't help but sigh.

After squatting in the grass for a while, the sound of selling and shouting faintly came from the wind, but after listening to it for a long time, I couldn't understand a word. Qi Yufeng touched his head, and Xun's cat waist ran up the mountain.

If you don't leave now, when will you wait? In the era of the Qing Dynasty, what treatment can you get if your head is carefully trimmed through the six major processes of "washing, cutting and blowing" and "baking, dyeing and perming"?

The money rat tail left by the Yamashita people that became the laughing stock of all countries in the late Qing Dynasty could be regarded as the only type of Chinese man at that time.

Think about how vicious the slogan "Keep your head and don't keep your head" in the shaving decree issued by Dolgon back then, how many people were killed in the "Three Massacres in Jiading" and "81 Days in Jiangyin"?

As long as he goes down the mountain and is revealed, I am afraid that he will immediately be put in prison and beheaded.

Pretending to be a monk? I heard that the requirements for monk culture seem to be very high now, even if you pretend to be a monk now, you may not understand, I heard that this year to be a monk still have to ask for a household registration book such as a degree, I can't even understand the modern household registration, bitter haha in the ghost place in Shandong to take the college entrance examination, what else can I say, I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, to leave a household registration of liver and gallbladder.

Besides, pretending to be a monk is also a big crime. Qi Yufeng thought to himself that he wouldn't have to work that hard, so he was leaning on an endless green mountain by his side, so he might as well run!

Qi Yufeng leaned over and returned along the original path of the mountain roots, while thinking, while moving forward, at this time, he didn't care about any dead branches and leaves, the mountain road was rugged, and he only had to speed up the pace under his feet again and again, and escape from everyone's eyes, which was serious.

After climbing the mountain for a while, he gradually felt safer around him, Qi Yufeng found a tree stump to rest, secretly worried about his fate, and suddenly a crepe sentence flashed in his mind: "Money rat tail is the elegant government of the new dynasty; Eguan Bo belt, the bad rules of the country. ”

Damn it, money rat tail!

In this era, the Qing Dynasty's braided drama was rampant on TV channels, although Qi Yufeng didn't think so, but he also watched a lot, and when he was fine, he checked it on the Internet, and it turned out that the style of the Qing generation of men was not as unchanged as we saw in film and television dramas, but it has undergone several evolutions: Jiaqing used to be a money rat tail, Jiaqing entered the middle of the early years, and pig tail became popular, and it evolved into a semi-bald head at the end of the Qing Dynasty.

That is to say, those Erkang, Ertai, and the third elder brother in "Huanzhu Gege", the fourth elder brother, the eighth elder brother, and the messy thirteenth elder brother in "Palace Lock Heart Jade", those handsome sons who were set up by later generations of TV literature and art spoilers, have a large piece of light on their heads, with a large piece of copper money on the back of their heads, and a pigtail like a mouse's tail, and the braid is so thin that it can be strung into the hole of the copper coin, which is as disgusting as the rat's tail, so it is called a money rat tail.

This ugly and indescribable type is far less than the thick and big braids in later TV dramas.

Qi Yufeng felt that if he really wanted to "enter the Manchu Qing Dynasty as deep as the sea, and lose all his discipline from now on", it would be barely acceptable to have a big braid like Huang Feihong, but this kind of money rat tail ......

I really don't know how ugly I don't know, Qi Yufeng feels that he can't accept this kind of head shape no matter what.

But looking back, if it was really the dynasty before Jiaqing, then I wouldn't even be able to pretend to be a revolutionary party or a foreign student. Could it be that you really want to study the Diamond Sutra and the Lotus Sutra?

Qi Yufeng sighed and ran up the mountain again. At this time, he only felt that this mountain forest, which he hated half to death yesterday, was the most reliable, and at least he had to stabilize himself before he could think about how to communicate with the outside world further.

Walking and stopping, I don't know how far I ran, seeing a light in front of me, I ran over, and when I got closer, Qi Yufeng couldn't help but be stunned again,

God is playing with me, right? The pit people don't bring such pits.

I saw a road in front of me, straight and slender, many times wider than the previous mountain village path, and it was more neatly repaired. Qi Yufeng felt that he had embarked on this avenue, and it would not be far before he was arrested by the villagers and put in prison.

Qi Yufeng didn't say a word, turned his head and continued to run, scolding in his heart, he didn't know that neurotic, he actually built such a wide road in this kind of old mountain forest, this time he understood the lesson, only ran to the mountain, and ran there when he saw which side of the mountain was high, and walked for a long time, until the sun was three poles, and he didn't dare to stop and rest.

Although he hadn't slept all night or eaten for two days, he still felt that he still had some strength left. Especially after he practiced the sword in the middle of the night, he was even more energetic and energetic, and at this time he was terrified, people were hungry when they encountered something particularly big, and it was not difficult to travel long distances.

I was walking in a hurry, and I didn't have time to look at the road carefully, there was a mud pond in front of me, and there was a black field in the middle, so I stepped on it, and jumped lightly behind the mud pond, who knew that as soon as the person passed, I heard a "uh-huh" sound behind him, and a black monster crawled out of the mud pond, shook off the mud on his body, and rushed towards him.

Qi Yufeng heard the sound behind him, hurriedly dodged, dodged to the side, looked back and saw that what turned in front of him was a stubby limb, a big head and small ears, and two long fangs. The mane is long and stiff, and there is a small monster with a small tail trailing behind it.

It is said to be small, but in fact it is not small, it looks like it is three or four hundred pounds, its round body is covered with mud, and it is foaming at the mouth with a hum, and at this time it is raising its hooves and teasing its feet, ready to charge towards Qi Yufeng again.

Qi Yufeng, a child in the city, not to mention pampering since childhood, was almost startled when he saw this thing, Rao is a person who finally practiced martial arts, he was more courageous, and carefully observed for a long time, according to his experience of watching TV and going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables for many years, after detailed comparison, plus guessing and association, he finally made a judgment: This thing should be - pig - right?

Said to be a pig, but Qi Yufeng felt a little unwanted, the main reason is that this pig is too ugly, you don't compare with other people's spring Pig Bajie, so compared with the white and clean pig head in the vegetable market, you see that there is no hair on people's heads, white and red, pouting mouth, and it looks a little cute. You jagged fangs, like Woking's, black and smelly, covered in mud and weeds. It's also scary.

Qi Yufeng compared the pig in front of him with the Tibetan mastiff raised at home, now even the Tibetan mastiff does not have this physique, dog dealers often say "a mastiff is worth three wolves, two mastiffs are worth a leopard, three mastiffs are worth a lion." Another expert said, "One mastiff kills three tigers, and three mastiffs sink the aircraft carrier." Five mastiffs play God, ten mastiffs Genesis. ”

But Qi Yufeng looked at the size of the wild boar in front of him, and finally couldn't help but burst out of his mouth with two words: "!" ”

Then, without saying a word, he turned around and continued to run like a wild dog on the leash.

The wild boar behind him saw him fleeing, and hurriedly rumbled to follow, like a train, whining and shouting in his mouth, purring as if he was summoning his companions, Qi Yufeng was afraid of making some movement and provoking right and wrong, but at this time he was shocked and afraid, just drilling into the woods.

Who knew that this wild boar had a temperament, the general small tree turned a blind eye at all, and brushed it over, and the small tree broke with a click, Qi Yufeng turned his head to see that the wild boar was so powerful, and his feet were running fast.

As his eyes gradually opened up, Qi Yufeng couldn't help but feel sad, don't be making an official road for me, right?

After running a few more steps, a man and a pig rushed out of the woods, but there was a cliff in front of them, which was enough for thousands of miles, and the mountains were verdant in the distance, but they were several miles away. Moreover, Qi Yufeng now knew that what he predicted with his eyes was far from accurate, and it looked like a few miles, not even dozens of miles.

Qi Yufeng circled, ran around the cliff for half a circle, and couldn't run anymore, the wild boar forced him into a dead corner, his eyes showed a fierce light, he ran for a long time, and suddenly gasped, and his mouth was snorting like a broken bellows.

Qi Yufeng looked at the bottom of the cliff and said with a sad face: "It seems that I am destined to learn peerless martial arts." ”

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