Yesterday, the boss of the company sued me that there was a junior writer named "Hedgehog with a Knife" who wrote a football competition novel called "Perfect Arc" on Qidian.com......

After listening to this, I first laughed in front of the audience, and then I was shocked......

----- in this new era, there are still people who claim to be [Hedgehog with a knife], not to mention, they even wrote a novel called "Perfect Arc"?

Does he think he is the Prince of Kompasu?

Or the arc?

Finally, the boss reminded me sternly: "Don't read this novel!" ”

I asked, "Why?" ”

The boss leaned his head closer and said, "Because...... I suspect that the author of this novel is a psychopath! ”

I asked, "Boss, please elaborate!" ”

The boss replied: "Obviously, the results of this novel are not very good, and it is still a potential class, but the author still chooses [independent shelves], is this interesting?" ”

I replied, "If it were me, I would also choose [self-listing]!" ”

The boss smiled: "Heh! It turns out that you, like the author, are also an idiot! ”

As soon as I heard it, I immediately threw it away with a backhand and scraped it on the right side of the boss's face!

"Smack~!"

The boss covered his face, shouted pain, and said, "You dare to hit me!" You know I'm a handsome guy! ...... you want to punch me in the face? ”

I snorted and said, "I sue you, is the [hedgehog with a knife] an idiot?" I don't know, but I ...... Definitely not an idiot! ”

The boss was angry and shouted, "Lao Tzu is going to fire you!" I'm going to fire you!! ”

I was calm for a full ten seconds, then I suddenly fell to my knees and shouted, "Boss! Don't fire me! I was kidding you! ”

The boss replied: "Hmph~! Idiot! ”

I said, "Yes, yes, yes!" I'm an idiot! [Hedgehog with a knife] is also an idiot! There is only the boss in the world, you are the most handsome! ”

The boss suddenly said, "Huh? Are you sure? Am I really handsome? Alas! Actually, sometimes, I wonder if I'm a little too confident...... Unexpectedly...... It turned out that it wasn't! ”

I stood up and said, "Yes! Of course not! Boss, you're really handsome! ”

The boss said, "Hmm! That...... What do you think of the fact that [Perfect Arc] is on the shelves on its own? ”

I replied, "Although [the hedgehog with a knife] is an idiot!" But I think...... He's just going to make it whole! ”

The boss asked, "What did you say?" ”

I replied, "I say 'Chinese'!" ”

The boss said, "! I'm asking what it means to be 'complete in this matter'? ”

I replied, "Is that a meaning?" ”

The boss asked, "What's the point?" ”

I said, "Yes! Boss! I'll tell you when I'm going to read this book! ”

Then I turned around and walked away!

And the boss was still shouting behind him: "Hey! See, see! Remember to subscribe, collect, and recommend! Give the idiot [Hedgehog with a knife] a little more reward! ”

I stopped, turned around, and said, "I will!" ”……

[Thank you!] 】