Chapter 201: Threesome, there must be an idiot
There was no Portuguese juice left on the plate for the Portuguese chicken rice, not even a piece of chicken left, and the pancakes were missing from the plate for the Indian curry rice with crepes, except for the curry sauce that remained on the edge of the plate.
On the table, there were two and a half empty cups, and Widson and the squirrel had sucked up the freshly squeezed juice, and there was not even a single pulp in the cup, and what was even more strange was the cup of mineral water in Kabine, which was still half of the cup after being bombarded by Indian curry.
Both Widson and Squirrel hiccuped one after another, but Kirbine began to drink the remaining half of the mineral water, which was tasteless and did not need to be savored, so Kirbine drained the remaining half of the water in a few sips.
He had just placed the empty cup on the table, and the rat asked while stroking his belly with his palm, "Do you want me to take you to eat salt and pepper prawns later, it tastes really good." β
Kabine stared at him, their eyes turned into a straight line, and said, "You eat more, if you can't even get into the substitute list in the end, don't blame me for not reminding you." β
This makes a lot of sense, if a professional player is overweight, is he still in good shape?
Squirrel understands the reason, he is the number one choice in the attacking midfield, in the game, Kabine's next stop is often himself, plus the vice-captain Rovman is about to leave the team, then he will have to complete more and more tasks in the game, more and more heavy.
Even if he figured it out, the squirrel was not convinced. Turning to ask his new friend Widson: "Hey~!" Ignore that idiot, what about you? Do you want to eat salt and pepper prawns together later? β
Friends are new, and Widson certainly won't communicate with Carbine. Say the word 'bastard' a dozen times, but say politely: "No! Thank you! I don't usually eat seafood. β
"Allergies? Is it? Squirrel asked.
At this point, Kirbyne interjected and said, "Widson! Ignore that idiot, sooner or later he will become a player who can't even make the bench. β
Widerson laughed, and said it was a lot of fun. However, the person he ignored was Kabine, because he still talked to the squirrel: "No~No~No!" It's not allergies, it's just that not everyone's stomach can accept seafood. Even if it's cooked seafood, not good. β
The squirrel let out a long "oh" as if he had thought of something, and a smile finally appeared on Kirbine's face. Describe it exactly. He was snickering.
"What are you laughing at? Idiot! At a glance, Carbine couldn't hide the snickering after all, and was even more seen by the other party.
The inexplicable Widerson was laughing, and he could only laugh because he didn't understand what the two idiots in front of him were doing. After waiting for six or seven seconds, the squirrel feigned anger and swept his eyes over Kabine, meaning - don't go too far.
It was those six or seven seconds. Kabine put away his smile and looked very serious. Said to the squirrel, "Do you hear that?" Widson has already said that raw or cooked seafood is not good for the stomach, so don't eat any bullshit prawns for a while. β
"It's salt and pepper prawns! Idiot! I can't even remember the name. Squirrel said that he was determined, and in order to wash away his 'old hatred', he would not let go of any chance to laugh at KabinΓ© when he made a mistake.
Kabine didn't care much about this, and continued to suppress the laughter that burst out at any time, and said: "Lest the tragedy happen again, you should not eat anything tonight, just drink a few glasses of cold water." β
The outsider Widson couldn't help it, and he asked a question, which was also the best time to ask questions, because Kirbine had already made a general statement.
Hearing Widson's question, Kirbine didn't sweep the corner of his eye at the squirrel, and replied, "Do you really want to know about the tragedy of that idiot?" β
Widerson chuckled, and the smile looked like he was ready to watch a show, and he nodded his head, three times, and said, "Say it!" Say it! β
Poor squirrel, no longer cared about the two, what awaits him is that there will be another person who knows the tragedy that he has not been able to get out of the toilet for a long time because of diarrhea not long ago.
The more the squirrel thought about it, the farther and farther he went, and gradually, the appearance of five bowls of borscht suddenly flashed in his mind, and suddenly, he was startled again, and after coming back to his senses, his whole body trembled.
In the middle of Cabigne's conversation with Widson, the squirrel swept his hand and slid half of his back with his palm, revealing that his back was already covered with beads of sweat.
"Oh~~~! So that's the case, but it's actually ...... Isn't it a big deal? Everybody has diarrhea sometimes, really! "After hearing the 'tragedy', Widson looked indifferent.
Actually, it was because the squirrel was his new friend, and because of Kirbine's relationship, Widson wanted to laugh out loud after hearing the 'tragedy', but he didn't, perhaps just because he wanted to have some due courtesy.
However, Widson signaled that it didn't matter, Cabine didn't believe in this kind of ghostly thing, and the same was true of the tragic protagonist Squirrel, and the three of them knew very well that as long as they heard this kind of 'tragedy', if they didn't laugh, they would be sorry for themselves.
Widson never smiled, and he could see that he was in pain, and in any case, under the excellent cover-up, the scar was not once again revealed.
"Alright! I can't eat the salt and pepper prawns, so I have to go home, what about you? Would you like to sit at my house? "It's normal for the squirrel to ask, but everyone who knows it knows that he is changing the subject.
And Kirbine and Widson are the kind of people who know what to do, neither of them is stupid, and since the squirrel has taken the lead to change the subject, they have to be interesting.
At this time, Widson replied first: "I won't go today!" I'm going to go to Kabine's house first, so ......."
"No problem! Now that we've met, there's more opportunities in the future, but what about Kabine? Well? Widson didn't go, Squirrel didn't care, he turned to ask Kabine.
Kirbine lowered his head slightly, and whispered "uh" for a long time, and the final reply was also funny: "Theoretically, although your home is luxurious, but because you don't clean it for a long time, you don't clean it up, so it's no different from the garbage heap, in fact, it's quite suitable for me, and I just happen to be a piece of garbage." β
As time passed, of course, Carbine was relieved a lot, but at the moment, he used the topic to play so much, and he laughed at himself again.
After hearing this, the squirrel said, "Oh~? I understand this, but you are also very conflicted, whether to go or not? β
It was not easy for Widson to come to this trip, and of course Kirbine's private itinerary was based on Widson first, and since his friend had already indicated that he had no intention of going, Kirbine's reply was nothing more than a rejection of the squirrel.
Unexpectedly, although Kabine gave a word, the meaning of the words was not the kind that should exist, and he said: "What is the itinerary? It doesn't matter anymore, the first thing to do now is to get rid of the tabloid reporters who are lying in ambush outside the door......" (to be continued......