King Kong and Li Bai have a good relationship, so they stayed to talk to him to relieve their boredom. Thunder Zhan Ji still had something to do, so she told Li Xianyu and Li Bai to rest well and left. The three men had a chat in the hospital room.

Li Xianyu quickly integrated into them, in fact, regardless of Li Bai or King Kong, although one has the quirk of poetry and the other has the quirk of fearing women, but the personality is not bad, and it is not difficult to deal with.

"Your kid will be our company's full-time nurse in the future," Li Bai said with emotion: "If you had appeared earlier, we wouldn't have had to die so many brothers before." ”

King Kong said: "I don't know if your blood has the function of rebirth of severed limbs, if it can, then I suddenly have a few bold ideas." ”

Li Bai and Li Xianyu: "What do you think?" ”

King Kong said helplessly: "I can't have contact with women, not any physical contact, once it happens, I will want to cut off the contact parts." But, as a man, I still want to ...... with women."

Li Bai didn't understand: "Then?"

Li Xianyu patted his head: "So you want to chop Ding Ding after you finish smacking? I'll go, big guy, how did you get this brain hole, you are really talented." ”

Li Bai: "!!"

King Kong sighed: "You are also a talent, no wonder the girl killer and Kato Taka appreciate you so much." ”

Li Xianyu said: "Your mental illness is very strange, doesn't the phobia of women appear in otaku and old men, the former is a lack of experience in dealing with women, so when you see a woman, you will be introverted and shy, and you want to escape." Everyone understands the latter, there is a shortage of gold in the treasury. ”

"But you don't meet either, what is the reason why you are afraid of women?"

King Kong showed a look of fear in his eyes, as if he had thought of something terrible, and the big man of more than one meter and nine meters actually shivered fiercely.

Li Xianyu said helplessly: "There's really no need to be so afraid, you may be missing the first time, when I opened a room with my eldest sister for the first time, I was also excited, and my legs trembled." Later ....."

King Kong asked, "How." ”

Li Xianyu: "Later, I found out that it was quite cool. ”

King Kong looked envious: "Describe it." ”

Li Xianyu scratched his head: "This is not easy to describe, or you should go to practice yoga." ”

Li Bai: "??"

Why can't I keep up with the rhythm of their speech, because I'm old?

After chatting for a long time, Li Xianyu found that King Kong actually longed for men and women, but he couldn't accept physical contact with women, but he was not interested in the-stirring stick.

Li Xianyu is an old driver, and he patiently told him his experience, hoping to arouse his male instinct, and then pick him up to the big sword to see if he can overcome his phobia.

"Most young people don't really know the way of bliss, they only know the way of elimination. Li Xianyu said eloquently: "The normal steps should be:

One: Swallow and spit out.

2. Preaching and receiving employment.

Three: through the intestines.

The third one is more heavy, in fact, if you can do the third step, you don't have to overcome the phobia. ”

Li Bai: "???"

King Kong's face was unbelievable.

After Li Xianyu finished speaking, he said expectantly: "After listening to it for a long time, you should have that impulse now." ”

King Kong nodded vigorously.

Li Xianyu followed the temptation: "Tell me boldly, what do you desire now." ”

King Kong said in a deep voice: "I long for a new one. ”

Li Xianyu: "....."

Naiko, yes Naiko. This man is gone.

Speechless for a while, Li Bai finally found an opportunity to bring the topic back on track, he said: "Li Xianyu, the company should give you points and rewards, but I also have to repay the grace of saving my life." I'll teach you a trick to exhale the art of the sword. ”

"Exhale for a sword?"

"Well," Li Bai nodded: "I'm really lacking in qi now, so I can't fight perfectly, I may not love elegance, but you can just experience the power." ”

He made a "whoosh" sound, as if he had a mouthful of phlegm in his throat, and then spit it out vigorously.

It's not "like", he really spit out a mouthful of phlegm, Li Xianyu saw the phlegm in his mouth flash away, and then the ceiling was pierced a finger's wide pit.

Xiaomengxin Li Xianyu was stunned and said, "I suddenly don't want to learn." ”

Li Bai: "It's not very elegant, because my qi is insufficient, and I can only exert my power by attaching my qi to my saliva." Normally, when I exhale, there is a sword aura. It's amazing, I'll teach you the way of luck now, King Kong, you get out first, don't eavesdrop on my unique skills. ”

......

Outside the ward, the Thunderbolt King knocked on the door, and a crisp voice came from inside: "Come in." ”

He pushed the door in, and the unequaled battle spirit didn't play with her phone this time, she stood quietly in the ward, her eyebrows picturesque.

The Thunderbolt King unconsciously put away his aura and put on a restrained posture like a primary school student facing a teacher.

When I first met her, I didn't feel any oppression from her. On the contrary, I think the unequaled battle spirit is very cute and cute.

The second time I saw her was yesterday, and it was also this ward, where Li Xianyu was lying unconscious on the hospital bed, and she was also standing quietly in the ward at that time, with a terrifying aura like a tsunami and a landslide.

At that moment, the Thunderbolt King, who could barely breathe, realized that the first time was because of her great-grandson, and of course her grandmother would not show a terrible aura to her younger generation. The unparalleled battle spirit in front of him is the real war soul, the war machine that once killed the world without light.

"What are you looking for from me? King Thunderbolt said respectfully.

"Almost my great-grandson died. Grandma said lightly: "I'm not happy, very unhappy." ”

"It's our fault, we didn't protect him. "Thunder and lightning king.

He said in his heart, your grandson is so wasteful, he will be injured if he is beaten, and he will die if he touches it, not to mention the three nos, it doesn't work if the big boss goes out in person.

Grandma snorted: "Counting on you waste, my grandson will definitely not live to marry a wife and have children." ”

Raiden Master: "Yes, yes, you are right. ”

He said in his heart, come on, the ancestral kidney loss still wants an heir.

Grandma snorted again: "Help me convene the Taoist Buddhist Association and the major families, the location is set in Lianghua Temple, I want to have a good talk with them." ”

The Thunderbolt King frowned and said, "You are ....."

The unequaled battle soul is now a waste number, she threatens with self-shattering spirit beads at most, everyone knows her bottom line, it's a big deal not to touch Li Xianyu or leave him a dog's life. As long as the battle spirit does not shatter the spirit bead, what she says has no weight. Not to mention any negotiations.

Speaking of the Li family's "suicide" threat, the war spirit, is definitely the first in ancient and modern times.

When he came into contact with his grandmother's scorching gaze, he was stunned, looked at it carefully, and was surprised by the subtle changes in his battle spirit, and said in surprise: "You, you ......"

Grandma nodded: "Barely recovering forty percent of the combat strength, you can't do it by hanging the old bald donkey at the head of the Buddha, and it's still no problem to beat the group of local chickens and tiles in the blood world." ”

King Thunderbolt smiled bitterly and said, "You're really not afraid of the Buddha's head sealing you." ”

Grandma said: "Don't worry, I don't kill a lot, and I'm not going to take Li Xianyu with me." I will give the Buddha one last chance, if he doesn't stand on my side, when my grandson's miraculous achievements are completed, I will be the first to destroy the extreme path of your bloodline. ”

King Thunder and Lightning had no doubt that the decisive killing was the real unparalleled battle spirit, and when the Buddha head blocked her, in a fit of anger, Lianghua Temple almost turned into ruins.

He said helplessly: "I'll ask the big boss for his opinion first, please remember to be restrained, Baoze has been established for several years, and the foundation is still shallow, so I really can't tear my face with them." ”

Grandma said "um".