Chapter 26: What Type of Girl?
The Wizards won, and I hit a buzzer-beating three-pointer. Then someone told me that I was named the best of the game, with 13 points, 12 rebounds, 5 assists, and 7 blocks. My seven blocks also broke the Wizards' record.
"Kwamei, first of all, congratulations on another victory, you were judged best of the whole in this competition, this is the first time you have won a second prize, how do you feel about that?" George Nakba, a basketball reporter for Washington Sports Channel, asked.
"Thank you so much to the fans for their support, they are what keeps us going!" I said as I wiped my sweat with a towel.
"What do you think of your swing!" George Nakba continued
"It's okay!" I didn't know what to say, I just coping.
"Kwamei, you seem a little nervous!"
"Sort of, because I don't know what to say!"
"Are you more nervous than the last three-pointer you shot?"
"Hah, almost!"
"Thanks for the interview, Kwame, let's go take a shower!" George Nakba finally let me go.
I was just about to take a shower and change my clothes, when Michael Jordan grabbed me and said.
"Kwamei, follow me to the press conference in a moment! Hurry up and change your clothes! ”
This used to be the preserve of Michael Jordan and Doug Collins, so why I joined today.
"When you go out for a while, you can talk as little as you can, and when you speak, you have to say more good things! Do you understand? Jordan pointed at me.
Press briefing.
'It was a very tough game, the two sides were evenly matched, my players did their best, they played a quality game until the end we had the key to the win, but we weren't very lucky to get Kwame Brown to shoot a three-pointer. Rally Brown commented unhurriedly, attributing the failure to luck.
"The 76ers are very strong, they caused us a lot of problems, but the good thing is that my players are good and we won this game in the end."
I sat bored next to Michael Jordan, afraid to move, and it was a very formal occasion where any move could make the headlines the next day.
"Mr. Collins, what do you think of Kwame Brown's watch today?"
"He's a very good player, and his performance today also proves that we were right to pick him in the first pick, and his performance will get better and better, and I believe he will play even better in the future." Corinthians are watertight.
"What heights do you think he can reach?" A reporter then asked.
"Ha, I guess it's going to be as tall as several floors!" Doug Collins also humored.
"Kwamei, you hit the last kick today, you were the biggest contributor to winning this game, you won the game on your own. Without you, I believe the outcome of this game would have been completely different, what do you think of yourself? Another reporter stood up and asked me a direct question.
This reporter obviously has bad intentions, give me a set, first put a high hat on me, and let me find the answer in his circle, what is winning the game by yourself, this is the inducement of **naked. Jordan's face next to me changed a little.
Jordan touched me lightly under the table to remind me not to say the wrong thing.
"If I say that I win the game by myself, this is probably a little wrong, after all, the game is 5 people, only by uniting and working together can we win, if it is just me, the result of the game will become more than 100 to 0, I will lose very badly, there will always be 5 people on the field working together, without the joint efforts of others, we cannot win the game. We want to thank Michael, Richard, Tyrone, Christian, Chris, Etan, Troney, Brandon, Hubert and our head coach, Mr. Doug Collins, for all of us working together to win the game. ”
I obviously didn't slip my hands, and I couldn't possibly let them grab the handle.
"Kwamei, some time ago, someone said you were gay, is this true or false?" There was a reporter who didn't have a long eye to ask this rotten question.
"Poof!" Jordan on his side almost burst out laughing.
"This must be fake, my sexual orientation is normal?" I looked at Jordan, whose face was flushed, and said depressedly.
"Kwame, do you have a girlfriend you are dating now?" Isn't this a post-match press conference? It's been a big survey of my personal life, and I'm jealous and confused, and I'm extremely depressed!
"Not yet!" I replied honestly, depressedly.
"What type of women do you like?" The reporter asked.
I haven't really thought about this since I crossed over to Kwame Brown, my previous dream target was our boss's daughter, and that little face was that handsome, and that long compass legs were absolutely fascinating.
But now I haven't really thought about what to look for, I've been practicing, practicing, practicing, and practicing, and occasionally I have time to study the dynamics of the stock market, study the NASDAQ index.
"Just name a type!" Michael Jordan saw that I hadn't spoken for a long time and quickly reminded me.
"Find a ......" I didn't find it for a long time, and I didn't have anything to find out in my heart.
"Find a gentle and virtuous type!" Jordan slapped me under the table and whispered.
"Find a gentle and virtuous type!" I hurriedly said.
"What requirements do you have for each other's appearance, career, height, weight?" Another journalist asked the question directly.
I asked for Lao Tzu's life, and I didn't think about it, so there are any requirements for appearance, career, height, and weight. I was dizzy.
I reached under the table and slapped Jordan for him to prompt me, but Jordan held his forehead with one hand and scratched his bare head with the other, not even looking at me.
"Good looks, good career, good height, good weight!" I gritted my teeth, didn't care, and said nonsense.
"Hah!" All laughed.
Collins was patting his head, Jordan couldn't look at me, and Iverson was laughing.
I'm saying the wrong thing again.
Seeing that the scene was a little out of control, the host hurriedly announced the end of the press conference. One by one, the reporters were elated and walked away. They get the material they want.
The next morning's sports news and entertainment news were all on the front page.
The reports are reasonable, the facts are laid out, the claims that I am gay in every way, the narration on TV accompanied by the images of me stammering to answer questions, the footage of Jordan whispering next to me, the scene of Jordan making small movements under the table.
After reading their reports, even I wondered if I was gay.
One entertainment program also concluded: One of the most important reasons Jordan chose me to be the champion was that he might also be gay.
In the afternoon, my agent, David Hunter, told me that a gay club called "Love You True" had asked for a group purchase of my signed jersey.
I'm famous! I became an idol for all gay people, and I wanted to cry without tears! When reading novels, people used the phrase "the game is 5 people" to charm Yiqiē and become David Stern's favorite, but now no one even mentions this sentence. Alas! To be honest, I don't believe that the phrase "the game is five people" can make any difference, because countless people mention this sentence every year, but this is contrary to the NBA's consistent star-making sport, if there is no superstar, there is no market appeal, there are no fans to watch the game, tickets cannot be sold, and advertising is not ......
It's really not about five people, it's about a superstar, and even if there is no superstar, a superstar has to be created. Before I could react, I had Reggie Miller, the greatest three-point shooter in NBA history, the best key player in NBA history, and Michael Jordan's worst enemy.
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