Chapter 392, Lewd Heart
A few minutes later, Li Bing came to the Taixu Newspaper Kiosk.
"I said, Master, why don't you just use your skills to move me over? I've run so far! Li Bing complained.
The old man coldly spat out four words: "Skill cooldown!" ”
"Skill cooldown?" Li Bing: This is the first time I've seen an NPC's skills on cooldown; Moreover, in the gloomy environment in the newsstand, Li Bing also found the old man's iron-blue face.
"Well, I said Master, your face doesn't seem to be very good today!" Li Bingyan stepped forward to take a closer look, and then said.
After all, the light in the newsstand was relatively dark, and if Li Bing didn't look carefully, it was really difficult to find that the old man's face was iron-blue.
"I'm mad at you!" The old man coldly spat out four words again.
"Eh, wronged, Master, when did I get angry with you!?" Li Bing hurriedly shouted injustice. In the past few days, Li Bing has not touched the old man, nor has he contacted the old man, so why should he be angry with the old man?
"See for yourself!" As he spoke, the old man shook a large handful of newspapers in his hand; There are all kinds of newspapers, including entertainment, people's livelihood, and politics.
"Uh......" Li Bing only glanced at it and knew what was going on. Aren't these newspapers the same newspapers that players in Huaxia District angrily scolded Tiger Roaring Heights?
"How did you become a journalist? You are still the No. 1 reporter in China! Others scold your gang, and that's okay; But everyone else scolded you, and you don't know how to fight back!? "The old man looks like he hates iron but not steel.
If you want to say who has the most say in "Drawing the Knife", it is undoubtedly the reporter; And among the many reporters in Huaxia District. Which journalist has the most say. That must be Li Bing! To know. Li Binghe is the only reporter at the level of "regular worker" in Huaxia District!
And now, this official worker-level reporter with the most voice in Huaxia District has been scolded so much that he can't even raise his head.
"Master, I can't help it......" Li Bing said depressedly. It's really Li Bing who only has one mouth, and he can't scold the tens of millions of players in Huaxia District, so he can only swallow his anger and let others scold him there.
"As the number one reporter among Chinese players, he will be scolded like this by others. I don't even want to say anything about you! "The old man's nest is on fire.
Of course, the old man just buried a few words. Li Bing was brought out by him, Li Bing has a few catties and taels, and what skills he has, I'm afraid no one knows better than him. The old man also understood that it wasn't his apprentice who wanted to be scolded, he was really helpless!
Thinking of this, the old man took out a skill book and threw it over.
Li Bing hurriedly took it, only to see that on this skill book, the words "Lip Talk" were written impressively.
"It's ...... Li Bing asked suspiciously.
The old man said angrily: "I conjured up the skill book with the True Word Technique. The success rate is only 20%, and it actually succeeds in the first attempt! Stop talking nonsense. Hurry up and learn it, others can't scold you if you learn! ”
"Oh!"
Li Bing did not hesitate and hurriedly learned this skill book.
"Contradiction": Exclusive to the profession of journalists. If others scold you, you will scold you back -- to rebound all the foul language you have received in the past 24 hours, and to forcibly deduct 100 gold coins for each sentence from the "scolder"!
Seeing the effect of the skill, Li Bing's first reaction was - chicken ribs, absolute chicken rib skills.
The effect of this skill is very simple, that is, once someone scolds you, you can bounce back the words that scolded you, and by the way, earn another 100 gold coins for mental damage. But if others don't scold you, what's the use of this skill?
To put it simply, this is a very "recreational" skill, put on the battlefield, without any effect.
However, in this world, no matter what it is, as long as it exists, it naturally has its value; Even if it's a piece of, it's worth feeding a swarm of flies, isn't it? What's more, is it the chicken rib of "Lip Talk"?
Moreover, what Li Bing needs now is not this piece of chicken ribs?
"Master, this skill is good!" After deeply understanding the use of the skill, Li Bing said excitedly.
was scolded, and was scolded by thousands of people, and was scolded so much that he had no power to fight back, how much did Li Bing want to take revenge? But the enemy is outnumbered, Li Bing has only one mouth, how can he scold the thousands of mouths in the game? But now, there's a chance - the "anti-lip ridicule" skill, rebounding all curses!
"Nonsense, what Lao Tzu shot, will it be bad?" The old man said with a proud face, "What are you doing in a daze?" Why don't you move the yard back and save face!? The old man scolded.
"Good!"
Li Bing said, and he was going to use the "anti-lip ridicule" skill. The use of "Anti-Lip Sneer" is very simple, as long as the skill effect of "Anti-Lip Sneer" is turned on, the system will automatically scold the person who has scolded you in the past 24 hours. After scolding once, a mental damage fee of one hundred gold coins per sentence will be deducted from the scolder.
But Li Bingzheng was about to use it, but suddenly stopped.
"Damn, what's the matter? Such a mother-in-law and mother-in-law, why don't you hurry up and scold back? The old man shouted.
"What's that, Master......" Li Bing suddenly approached the old man obscenely, and said with a smile, "I have a better idea!" ”
"Oh? Tell me about it! The old man wondered.
Li Bing's eyes lit up and said: "It's better for me to set the private chat to 'open to everyone', and then, I will send a message to the world channel to lure others to scold me and scold me fiercely, so that I can take the opportunity to make a little money - what do you think!?" ”
"Damn, it's too obscene, isn't it!?" The old man was also taken aback by Li Bing's thoughts, slapped his thigh and said, "Ya, you are too obscene, you are simply better than blue!" The more obscene you are, the more obscene you are, the more you can become a great journalist! Don't hesitate to do it! ”
The old man originally thought that he could pick out such an unpopular but extremely practical skill as "sneering" from tens of thousands of journalist skills, which was already very obscene; Unexpectedly, his apprentice Li Bing's thinking was even more obscene than him, and in just a moment, he could give full play to his skills.
couldn't help but feel more and more satisfied when the old man saw Li Bing's apprentice. What is the most important talent to be a journalist? It's an extremely obscene heart! Only with an extremely lewd heart, and always upholding the principle of basing happiness on the pain of others, and zealously marching on the corpse of the enemy; Only such a reporter can reach the pinnacle of a reporter and become a "god-level reporter"!
The old man himself is just because he is not obscene enough, so he is one step away from the "god level", but he can never step out. And seeing Li Bing's gratuitous coquettishness and obscenity, the old man seemed to see a god-level reporter rising!
At this time, Li Bing had already notified his friends such as Match Seller and Xu Mo, telling them not to talk about themselves privately for the time being; Immediately afterwards, a domineering sentence that provoked the entire Huaxia District appeared on the world chat channel:
"Lao Tzu Tiger Roaring Heights Villa kills people, a group of brave bastards, they know how to hide in the corner and do some sneaky things, and when they really see our Tiger Roaring Heights, they all run faster than dogs! The darless bastards have all heard it clearly for Lao Tzu - you want to scold, right? Lao Tzu's private chat is open here, you have the ability to scold and scold! As long as you dare to scold me, I will definitely scold me back, no matter if there are 100,000 people or a million people! Brave breeders, dare to fight? I'm waiting for you! (To be continued......)
PS: It's a bit overloaded with codewords today.,This chapter is shorter.,Get up tomorrow morning and continue to fight!