Chapter 63: Miku's Pro-Guard?
It was a cramped, dimly lit ordinary rental cottage, and the contents of the room were thrown everywhere and messed up, not to mention the smelly shoes and socks, and the smell was faintly diffused throughout the room, which would make everyone who entered the room for the first time feel quite unpleasant. The ground has not been cleaned seriously for a long time, and the clothes next to the bed have not been washed for a while, giving people a feeling of "the master is not living in this world", and the sheets are faintly wet, it seems that it has not been bathed for a long time, and then see the sun, in the whole room, the only thing that can make people feel bright is the big pictures of the anime beauties that are sticking to the wall and tempting every man who sees them in a variety of "cute" ways. When Xiao Ye pushed open the iron door, he hesitated in his heart, he even wanted to shut others out of the door first, and quickly opened the windows and curtains that had been closed, so that the fresh air outside could come in quickly, and dilute the rotten and depraved atmosphere in this room.
"That...... Are you really going to move in......" he asked again, "my room is really small and messy. ”
"Really, that...... Brother...... You've asked more than twenty times......" Qin Xiaoyu lowered his head slightly and said a little shyly.
"Ha ......" Xiao Ye Khan. Have you done it twenty times......
Qin Xiaoyu stretched out his hand and gently pushed the door. The door opened very easily, and Xiao Ye's rotten and depraved life scene was suddenly displayed in front of the girl.
"Wait! I'll go clean up first! With a loud bang, Xiao Ye finally made up his mind, rushed into the house first, and then quickly and unceremoniously slammed the door.
The girl who was literally rejected by the "......" was slightly stunned. The air from the closing of the door rushed across her small face, gently holding up the black hair on the back of her head.
"It's bloody! It's bloody! Inside the door, Xiao Ye kept shouting in his heart while quickly packing up his miscellaneous things, "Who would have thought of running to live in a hospital, only to go alone and come back with two people!" ”
This kind of plot of cohabitation between men and women, which only happens in YY novels, is going to be staged on him next, and the reason is just because he happened to do someone else a favor when he went to the hospital!
The reason why the "heroine" Pingshui met and caught up directly with her one day after meeting is as simple as that. Of course, as the "heroine", it is obviously impossible for the other party to directly "promise each other" once she does a favor, so she naturally has other high-sounding excuses-
"In order to help Xiaoyu, you spent all the money you used to treat your leg (Xiao Ye: Brother said, that's not what you've been accumulating all along!) Next, before you can earn back enough money to heal the leg injury, Xiaoyu ...... Xiaoyu will be next to you and take care of you wholeheartedly! ”
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Now, that's the way it is. "What if my brother is poor for the rest of his life?" Xiao Ye didn't know which nerve was wrong at that time, so he blurted out directly, saying this kind of thing that made the girl continue to say it along with a certain meaning.
"Then Xiaoyu will take care of Brother Xiao for the rest of his life!" And the facts have proved that this girl is really understanding. The girl's words, without hesitation, "blurted out" more than Xiao Ye.
So Xiao Ye retreated under the girl's firm gaze.
It seems that because she has been transformed into Loli for a long time, Xiao Ye's "aura" has returned to the level of a Lori who is only a teenager, so Xiaoyu, who is close to 17 years old, took advantage of her age to bully Xiao Ye in her "aura", and won the initiative to live together.
"Blood! Brother is the one who can stage such a bloody scene?! ”
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Half an hour later, Xiao Ye's hut, from the left wall to the right wall, from the ground to the roof, from the bed to the wardrobe, left and right, up and down, inside and out, all turned over again. The floor was spotless, the smelly shoes had been soaked in the basin, the smelly socks and the clothes that had been thrown away had been washed and whitened and displayed in front of the public and exposed to the scorching sun outside, and the clothes in the closet that had survived the shame of the public were forced to stay in it like a well-trained soldier, and did not dare to move any more, and the whole house, at some point, even the smell became fresh. ,
If it weren't for the temptation of those cartoon beauties on the wall, and they were still quite familiar, Xiao Ye would have wondered if he had accidentally walked into someone else's room.
"The ......"
"Brother, go play with yours! Didn't you say you could only make some money in the game once in a while? Xiao Ye just opened his mouth, and the little girl who was trying to show her hand to a big sheet turned her head with a smile, "Xiaoyu washed the sheet first and dried it, then brushed (Xiao Ye's) shoes, and then went to buy an induction cooker, and then bought some fresh vegetables, and you will come out again when lunch is ready......"
"......" Xiao Ye almost burst into tears. You teenage girl, don't list a lot of things to do, it's like your brother is lazy every day and doesn't do anything!
"Brother, just go into the game!" The girl added another sentence.
"It's not alive!" In tears, Xiao Ye, who was finally regarded as a "idler and a gamer", was infinitely depressed and connected the power supply of the game helmet (his own battery was only enough to support 6 hours of indiscriminate power supply), sat down against the wall on the bed, buckled the helmet on his head, and three seconds later, he directly entered the game.
"Really, girls now......" The body unexpectedly appeared in front of the exchange, Xiao Ye still had an indignant look on his face, "Just take the initiative to run to other people's houses to do this and that, and you are not afraid that when you are tired and have no strength, brother will give you ...... Here's this for you...... Here you will be ...... again That one? ”
All kinds of inappropriate shots of boys and girls that I have seen from H* comics suddenly scrambled to appear in front of Xiao Ye's eyes. Two people do this while lying on the bed, one person is pressed under the other person to do that action, or one person is lying down and the other person is half-kneeling and doing that and that...... Everything should be, everything is available, although Xiao Ye has almost never really practiced any of these things, but the "insight" in this area is definitely enough to write a million-word divine book immediately!
"It's really ......" Thinking of those shots, something symbolizing the existence of a man under his body immediately had a slight reaction, as if he was a thief, Xiao Ye hurriedly walked to the corner to the side.
"If that's the case...... It's fine......" flashed into the corner, and at the same time remembered some of the "Xiao Ye + Beauty" pictures that I had just thought of, and unconsciously, the saliva in my mouth flooded again-"Speaking of which, Qin Duyun is really good in terms of appearance and temperament......"
This guy has been thinking about it for a long time just now, and the object of his imagination is not the little girl in his house, but the little girl's sister. As for when he imagined her sister from the little girl, it can only be said that maybe when he first imagined it, it was already like that.
"But then again," Xiao Ye finally came back to his senses after wasting some saliva in vain against unrealistic fantasies, "Xiaoyu said that Qin Duyun went to sell his equipment yesterday and planned to quit the game temporarily, but the result was that as soon as he entered the game, he was entangled in something, and finally it was difficult to separate, and he couldn't leave "Without a Trace" for a while, so he had to continue to play games occasionally and take care of his mother - what was it that made Qin Meiren quit the game without quitting the game? ”
"Hawkers, it won't be because my brother smashed her field yesterday, she suddenly felt that this revenge was not a woman, and she planned to find out her brother at all costs and take revenge on her death......"
"Damn, you guy, weren't you a member of the [Invincible God of War] union before?!" Xiao Ye was standing in the corner and thinking to himself, planning to go out to find out about Qin Duyun's situation in the game, when at this time, a man's loud voice came from a distance.
Hearing the words [Invincible God of War], Xiao Ye's ears immediately pricked up, and he immediately walked more than a dozen steps in the direction where the voice came from, turned a small corner, and looked towards the place where the voice came from.
At this time, he noticed that today's Xiangyang City is also very lively. Although it is not as crowded as yesterday's crowd, but not far from the big pool, a small place is also crowded with hundreds of people, a tall man standing on the marble steps by the pool, although it is due to the relationship between height and terrain seems to "stand out", but this "crane" is almost squeezed out of the water behind the group of "chickens" in front of him, everyone is looking at each other, the face is a look of expectation and excitement, the scene is very lively.
"Damn! Brother was indeed a member of the [Invincible God of War] union before? What's the matter, just because of this, you won't accept my brother? Before Xiao Ye came over, he had already heard someone answer the tenor who spoke before in a very high and strong voice, "Brother Zhilu said that [Invincible God of War] has a bad reputation, but Brother didn't do anything bad before!" You can't just because your brother used to be in the [Invincible God of War] in order to level up, so you don't allow your brother to join Miku-sama's personal guards! ”
"Huh? ......" When the man behind him said the last sentence, Xiao Ye just walked quickly to the corner and looked at the group of people over there - he was not lame in the game like in reality, on the contrary, he was walking like a fly - at this time, while he saw the group of excited players at a glance, he heard the dissatisfied voice of a man in the crowd with a "brother", and he was suddenly stunned.
"MIKU'...... Pro-Guard? "I couldn't help but lower my head and look at myself who had already changed back to my "real body" before I quit the game last time," (MIKU in it) said...... Me? ”
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