Chapter 225: Sigma the Bard

The harp tinkles, and the water gurgles.

A huge ship sailed down the galloping river, the cool breeze was blowing, the scenery on both sides of the river, the warm sun illuminated the earth, the crisp sound of the piano was melodious, the bow of the boat, the poet reclined, sometimes looking up at the sky, and the sight was bright and sad at a forty-five degree angle.

It would be nice to have a bard on the long and boring journey, where versatile people are welcomed, and time flies by around interesting people.

People gathered at the bow of the boat, listening to the music of the tinkling of flowing water, this melody is clear and tactful, completely different from the music style admired by Nolen's mainstream aesthetics, but it is surprisingly good, which makes people feel refreshed and relieved - this journey is long and boring, and many people know that the bard in front of him was also a member of the bored crowd not long ago, and after jumping up and down and doing a lot of very suspicious things, he didn't know where to get a harp, and began to set up a stall to sell and sing, obviously bored to the extreme, No matter how you look at it, it's very suspicious.

But what is reassuring is that the song is very good.

However, the poet is not telling a legendary story or a favorite story, but a story that people have never heard of and never seen, although I can't understand what he is talking about, but I always feel very emotional.

The "bard" who plucked the strings took the time to brush the dull hair hanging from his forehead and smiled smugly - storytelling or something is a necessary skill for the time-traveler, used to fool the natives and coax Lori, and the effect is excellent.

Journey to the West, Romance of the Gods, Golden Plum, Strange Tales from Liaozhai...... Countless classic cases from the past life travel novels poured into his heart, and the successful experience of his predecessors was in front of him. But who made him a tease who didn't follow the usual path.

The poet stroked the piano and opened his mouth to sing: "I saw that the people in danger were united." Copyright is ruthless, people are affectionate, in the face of the "fish heads-up", "I love to watch", "sister prefers strange and heavy mouth gameplay" and other three dark elf adult picture book publishing houses one after another, the Billy Chamber of Commerce, which controls the largest free distribution center for illegal pirated graphic publications in the free city, is not false at all, and calmly responds to the battle, and they invited the legendary money-hungry lawyer who is hungry for money and has a 100% winning rate......

"These names are so weird...... "someone in the crowd muttered softly, "why such a strange name?" ”

"Because they're all perverts." The sound of the piano stopped abruptly, and the young man playing the piano squinted at the speaker. said slowly, "Perverted things can't be handled with common sense." And that's weird? They also 'went to the [Ikevan Masquerade Chat Room] to have same-sex friends, only to find out that they were all faggots, and they were overjoyed" Publishing House......"

At this time, the human race was peaceful, the country was stable, and it was no longer a chaotic era of chaotic warfare among all races, and people who lived and worked in peace and contentment did not know much about the dark elves in the dungeons far away. Wen Yan just muttered in surprise and whispered, "The dead house is so disgusting". Some of them were even excited and fascinated.

After bluffing the buns, the bard played a melodious and brisk tune and continued: "On that day, the wind and clouds were surging and the snow was blowing the sky, and the fanatical supporters of the Billy Chamber of Commerce took the initiative to pile up countless hardcore books in the offices of the three publishing houses, attracting countless perverts to scramble. In the Free City Court, the first lawsuit is being opened......"

Sprinkled with water. Thousands of words, and interspersed with a lot of very vulgar jokes, and also took the time to popularize the painting style and representative works of the more famous painters in the dark elves today, listening to the young women's heartbeat, listening to the gentlemen fascinated, listening to the big girls blushing, obviously a dog-eat-, actually by him to water wonderful.

"The judge said to come to court, the plaintiff's lawyer kept shouting, your employee stole our book to sell, this is an infringement must be punished! The copyright problem is bigger than the sky, the priorities are divided into two sides, the writer of this novel is as cheap as grass, there can still be a stubble, the piracy of the novel does not care, the author starves to death and pulls it down, but the piracy of this album needs to be rectified, the policy article has already been approved, focusing on vigorous governance, and the face project is the first! If you dare to play piracy at will, you will slap the leader in the face, quickly lose money and apologize, and pay the money to keep you safe! ”

The sound of the piano is rapid, like a big bead and a small bead falling on a jade plate, but after the peak turns around, it gradually slows down, and the poet's chanting changes the style of painting: "After the plaintiff's lawyer finished speaking, the defense lawyer of the Naberi Chamber of Commerce stood up and pointed at the other party and shouted......"

"Objections?" Someone below whispered a guess.

"Wrong!" The poet smiled proudly: "This prestigious money-worshipping lawyer yelled, 'Presumptuous! The theft of the book is the private action of the temporary workers of our chamber of commerce, and it is purely a personal act, and our chamber of commerce does not assume any responsibility'......"

The man sitting in the bow of the ship was talking serious nonsense, named Sigma, Sigma Washington, from the famous Reaper family in the Pioneer Lands, and attended the Necronomic Academy.

He is the most high-profile new star in the realm of death, because his talent in necromancy is unique once in a thousand years, and he is also the most terrifying great demon king in the history of Atlas. This fang has studied in the Necromantic Academy for several years, I don't know how many times he has blown up the toilet, how many undead have been overdone, the vast campus is covered with his footprints when he skipped school, and even the high-level undead who have served the academy for hundreds of years do not know the detailed layout of the academy better than him, and the teachers and students of the whole school, from the legendary necromantic monarch to the ordinary soul master, or have been full of old fists, or robbed and looted, or trapped and calculated, almost all of them have suffered from this person's claws, even if it is a little thing, they will be remembered by the vengeful Sigma Great Demon King to the earth- To say that the villain in the story will eventually disappear, and the song also sings that the rainbow will eventually be seen after the wind and rain, but this guy has been bouncing for several years, but he is still like an undead fierce spirit with a shelf life longer than the ghost dragon, shrouding the sky over Atlas with its terrifying obscenity, and always maintaining a look of choosing people to devour, giving everyone in the academy a huge sense of insecurity.

Thankfully, the Father had mercy and worked tirelessly for several years. The Great Demon King finally succeeded in skipping school, abducting angels from the sky and a paladin from the Holy See, and escaped from the Atlas Academy in a jump. Liberating the suffering necromancers from the clutches of the devil - but at that moment, whether it was Sigma who had successfully skipped school or the necromancers who had escaped from their nightmares, they all felt a little lost, which was really a perfect embodiment of human nature.

Besides, the Great Demon King who has gained freedom should be running towards a beautiful new life, but for various reasons, he stayed for a while in a place called Morning Light Town, and not only met some friends. Also involved in a memorable operation. He has gained a lot, witnessed a lot, and helped a lot. In the end, the friends untied the knot and started a new life, and Athena fully accepted her other self. It's really strong. Eventually, the angel returned, the flood dissipated, the disaster did not crush the proud, the devastated earth was filled with hopeful creatures, and with gratitude and friendship, Sigma and Gilly embarked on a new journey, which was truly gratifying, gratifying.

…… Congratulations.

Because of Athena's departure. So Sigma, who had been forcibly and innocently in love for a while, soon revealed his true form and came back to his senses.

He carefully summed up the ending of his trip to Morning Light.

Holy Sword Azure Fury. Nope.

With a series of universal functions such as pillows, knee pillows, chest pillows, cute things, pets, etc., the big breasts are natural angels, gone.

When parting, I actually forgot to kiss.

Not to mention the farewell cannon.

What's even more infuriating is that he has worked so hard to help Athena find herself and make her a more powerful and qualified leader, and has done such a great favor, let alone a reward, and the Angel of Judgment Tyrese didn't even say a word of thanks, and he didn't even give me a hundred gold carats, which is really unreasonable......

Sigma, who had withdrawn from the Sage's time, thumped her chest with regret every time she thought about it, and she couldn't help herself, and scolded Heaven for being stingy.

Time flies, the dock is in sight, the journey is about to come to an end, the crowd disperses, Sigma counts the change in his hat, remembers the stinginess of heaven, and remembers it again. To say that at the beginning, the girl who was walking with him could still laugh a few words and gloat, but this matter was repeated by the other party more than ten times, and it was a little annoying, and the paladin said impatiently: "Pull it down, the future Seraphic Angel and the Heavenly Commander have been deceived by you, what else do you want?" ”

The girl's name is Ji Li, a paladin with a red root, the acting head of the Flame Emblem Knights, and her reputation spreads in Cloudsdale, and she is the perfect knight goddess in the minds of countless priests, but it's a pity...... It's a pervert.

On the surface, he is serious, extremely sullen in his heart, has an inner world that is unwilling to be lonely and is so powerful that he is speechless and choked, second only to Sigma in his undisciplined manners, well-read, and loves to read the heavy adult picture books of the dark elves, and has a shocking amount of yellow knowledge, which can be called the forbidden book catalog of the Holy See of Light, Sigma believes that as long as this guy's nature is exposed, he can shake the faith of at least 30% of the people in the Holy See of Light, and he will be directly devoured into scum by the Holy Light......

"I always feel like you're saying bad things about me in your heart......" The girl squinted and squinted.

“…… Your delusions. Sigma denied it without changing his face, and then took out a map, which started from Chenguang Town in the south of Saber Province, walked four hundred kilometers to the northwest, and then marked a huge cross, which was the goal of the two of them.

In Morning Light Town, they encountered extremely abnormal celestial phenomena and terrifying thunderstorm attacks, people thought that this was a once-in-a-century natural disaster, but Athena, who cut through the thunderstorm with a sword, said that there was a mysterious force that manipulated this abnormal celestial phenomenon.

So whoever it is, whatever his purpose, displaces innocent people, makes good people lose their lives or loved ones, and the one who manipulates that qiē must pay for it.

Sigma pulled out another piece of paper.

As a bard, he won the favor of the passengers, and then obtained information in small talk.

Ji Li took a look at the local aristocracy, executives, heroes, and forces...... The people who are worth paying attention to, the forces that are worth paying attention to, are all listed, and she can't help but say, "Hey, it's quite attentive." ”

"Hmph, the wisdom of the tablet." Sigma smiled proudly, "I don't do anything that doesn't make sense—do you think I'm just talking nonsense for no reason to be a well-fed bard?" ”

Ji Li said expressionlessly: "Yes, I think you have a lot of fun, just now you were talking nonsense, and then enjoying the joy of playing people around with nonsense stories, and getting a pathetic sense of superiority and vanity from it, and having had enough of worrying about my contempt, so I remediated some so-called information to show that you are doing business......"

"Fart!" Sigma said angrily, "What a remedy! This was originally our strategy! Do you understand the strategy! Do you know how to gather intelligence? This is the layout of the wise man, do you understand? ”

"Really?" Ji Li said indifferently, "If you just collect information, after entering the city, you will find the branch of the Phoenix Chamber of Commerce, and order the staff rooted here to give all the valuable information in the name of your uncle, and the information you get is much more reliable and detailed than the word of mouth of these ordinary people." In fact, the Mercenary Guild, the Dark Brotherhood, and even the Church, all of which have dedicated intelligence windows, are clearly more accurate and efficient than your inefficient way of gathering information......"

Sigma's expression froze, and then she said angrily, "Do you know what it means to be dark under the lamp!" Sometimes it's all about a little bit of a clue! Let me tell you, the more times like this, the more unreliable those intelligence services become, do you think that the target will be ostentatious? He must have hidden himself perfectly, and at this time, we need to investigate and detect it ourselves, using the special detective skills of our necromancer, to find the key clues in the other party's self-righteous hide, and slowly unravel his mystery......"

As the ship slowly entered the harbor, the sailors set up the ladder planks and the guests disembarked in an orderly manner, Sigma was still explaining to Gilly his layout and detective skills, as well as the hidden cunning of the other party.

Gilly turned a deaf ear, and after getting off the boat, she grabbed a handful of change from Sigma's hat, reached out and grabbed a shabby but neat and clean person, and put the coin in his hand in the other party's surprised eyes: "Take it for tea, I have a question for you." ”

"Excuse me, my lord!" After bowing without humility or gratefulness, the man politely said, "I'm not sure I can answer your questions perfectly, but I'll do my best." ”

Ji Li smiled lightly: "Don't be nervous, let me ask you, has anything strange happened here recently?" ”

Sigma pouted, "You're wasting your time. ”

"Of course!" The man replied, "A lot has happened, but the center of it all revolves around one thing - one of the estates of the Marquis de Cambra was blasted to the ground by a thousand thunderbolts last night, and many people died!" Now the manor has been blocked, and there are many legends, some say that the thunder beast was born, and some people say that there are ancient ruins there, and there is an ancient god soldier buried there......"

“……”

the groove.

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PS:Well,About the story told by Sigma,In order to prevent everyone's misunderstanding,I have to emphasize,That story and "Douyu、LeTV、iQiyi sued bilibili website for infringement",It has nothing to do with it at all,If there is any similarity,It's purely because you think too much,Really,Really,This book is a serious work in the background of fantasy.,There is no insinuation.,Fantasy,Fantasy do you know (dead face)。 (To be continued......)