Chapter 5 Drinking and Bragging

The main character, the succubus, is very unhappy. Yes, yes, it's unpleasant.

This unhappiness comes from the small shop where they drink.

Even though the wine was delicious, the grilled meat was delicious. Whether it's meat or ingredients, it's a very high-end kind. But the main character, the succubus, just feels uncomfortable.

It's just like what he said to Xiaobai. This kind of storefront that pays attention to elegant style, and even has to pretend to speak, is only liked by a young master like Xiaobai.

And what about the main character, the succubus. What he likes is freedom. He can lie in the snow with Xiaobai and grab the freshly roasted meat to eat. You can get into a fight with people in a messy tavern with a noise of more than 100 decibels, and brag with a group of dwarves around the fire over a beer. Or join the woodland wood elves at a bonfire dance, singing and dancing.

But he definitely wouldn't like to speak too loudly in this way. It is necessary to sit upright, that is, to kneel and drink the wine that is in a beautiful little bottle, and to be poured into a more beautiful small cup.

So the meal was very unpleasant. And the protagonist succubus is not happy, so naturally he will not endure it. Naturally, there has to be a place to vent. And the best object is naturally Xiaobai in front of him.

So, counting Xiaobai is so useless, so incompetent, and useless, after sitting in the private room and then starting to drink, the protagonist succubus never stopped.

At the beginning, Xiaobai could still say "uh-huh-ahh But after waiting for a while, he saw that the protagonist succubus still didn't mean to stop. It's annoying.

"Your brother-in-law's meat is so good, and the wine is so good, why can't he keep your mouth shut?"

So Xiaobai began to fight back.

So Xiaobai regretted it - it's not that he hasn't seen the mouth of the protagonist succubus. It's not that I haven't seen the shameless Cheng dù of the protagonist succubus. Especially talking to the protagonist succubus about these things, the probability of him winning is worse than the probability of winning with the protagonist succubus. Don't say anything else, the protagonist succubus just slapped the table and glared at him, and said: "Xiaobai, you are a white-eyed wolf." Master, I saved your life twice, and you still dare to stare at me, Master fed a bun to Xiaohua in the big front door mansion. They are wagging their tails at me—"

As soon as he said this, Xiaobai also knew what to do. After hearing this, I unconsciously had to bow my head. Oh, yes. One of them is that he owes the protagonist a favor to the succubus, and the second is that he owes the protagonist a lot of money. These two things add up, if the protagonist is a shameless succubus, forget it. It's just that Xiaobai is a face. In this way, he is here with the protagonist Succubus, so he naturally can't raise his head.

"So, mage, can we stop talking about it?" Xiaobai hung his head and begged for mercy like this.

"I didn't want to mention this at first!" The main character, the succubus, glares at him, then grabs a skewer of barbecue. As soon as the bamboo skewers passed, the meat was gone:

"But isn't this forced by you to help it?! Master, I'll give Xiaohua -"

"-- Okay, okay, don't say any more." So Xiaobai had no choice but to beg for mercy.

"--You dare not let me speak?!" So the protagonist Succubus continues to play on the topic.

“…… fvck! A warning against going too far! Xiaobai was furious.

"Master, I'll give Xiaohua -"

"Die! You're all right, what are you doing with the dog?! Idle?! After Xiaobai said this, he regretted it a little. Because unconsciously, he counted himself in.

"Well...... It's not that I'm in a panic. ”

To Xiaobai's surprise, the protagonist Succubus really answered his question: "I wanted to talk to the owner of the mansion before. By the way, I want to apply for a sponsorship fee. After all, heroes also cost money, don't they? Maintaining peace in the multiverse, upholding justice, and destroying evil also require money. So—"

"-Don't tell me it's useless. What about dogs?! Xiaobai interrupted the main character, the succubus.

"You care a lot about Xiaohua, what are you a relative-"

"--Tell me again that I've turned my face!"

"Okay, dog, dog." The main character, the succubus, waved his arm and was about to continue.

Xiaobai was stunned for a moment. Thinking about it, I still feel that the protagonist succubus is scolding him in a different way...... But before he could curse, the protagonist Succubus continued. He could only continue to hold his breath:

"That's what I thought, sir, and then I did it. It's a pity that I didn't get acquainted with Xiaohua at that time. It certainly doesn't wag its tail at me. Instead, you have to call. So, for the peace of the multiverse, for peace, for justice. I decided that I wanted to have a good relationship with Xiaohua. I'm familiar with this, and I've got experience. ”

"What experience do you have—" Xiao Bai just wanted to say this, but he wisely shut his mouth. Because if you ask this, it is very likely that you will have to go around him again. In fact, Xiaobai has already regretted it for a while - he shouldn't have talked about this topic in front of the protagonist Succubus.

Looking at Xiaobai, he didn't pick up the stubble. The main character, the succubus, is slightly disappointed. While muttering: "It looks like it's Xiaobai." I'll have a long memory if I've been played a lot of times. ”

"........................" Xiaobai felt that he wanted to vomit blood.

"All in all, that's it. After that, in order to have a good relationship with Xiaohua, I gave Xiaohua a few big meat buns with ingredients to eat. Then the little flower stopped calling. Then I will be able to visit the door, collect donations, and the peace of the universe and the peace of the world will be guaranteed. This is the story between me and Xiaohua. Xiaobai, what do you think after listening to it? Isn't it very impressive? Think it's warm and loving? ”

"--You just said that you want to go to the mansion to steal something, and you can just take the drugged buns and medicine people and dogs in advance?!" Xiaobai was stunned for two seconds before saying this loudly.

The protagonist succubus "um" for a moment, and then nodded: "In terms of Xiaobai's comprehension ability, it's not impossible for you to think so." ”

"--What do you mean by Xiaobai's comprehension ability?! Is that how things are supposed to be?! Xiaobai was very excited.

"Silence! Quiet. The protagonist succubus said very strictly: "Everyone is a decent person, eating in such a decent place, you can't shout like this." What do you say? 无素zhì——"

"-You-" Xiaobai really hung up and didn't vomit blood--of course, mainly thanks to the barbecue and wine on the table. Eating meat and drinking alcohol is the best medicine against negativity. And maybe the protagonist succubus saw his virtue and felt compassion, or maybe he had enough fun for the time being. Therefore, the protagonist Succubus did not joke with him anymore. It's a very ordinary conversation, talking about the past.

It's like two people joining forces to slay a dragon, such a feat. Kill dozens of wild vampires. Fighting side by side or something - of course, the main character succubus always puts himself in the position of the protagonist when he speaks. And Xiaobai is an insignificant background trick. Xiaobai can't compete with him. And removing some of the more exaggerated words, what the protagonist succubus said is not incorrect.

However, then, when talking about what happened to Naratel after Xiaobai left, Xiaobai didn't believe what the protagonist succubus said:

"That's pretty much it. I easily destroyed Sid's scum, and then rescued my fiancée, Angel - you don't know? That little cutie is from Heavenly Mountain, and she is the princess of the Thorny Heavenly Clan. As soon as she saw me, she cried and shouted that she wanted to marry me, and I really couldn't help it. Master, I'm not the kind of person who is irresponsible, you know this.

Then the group of people from the Vampire Brotherhood and the group of people from the Demon Hand Guild all cried and shouted, asking the master to be the lord of Naratair. But the young master is not here. There are still so many cute young girls in the multiverse waiting for the master to save. Who wants to care about that idiot place. So, I'm leaving. ”

Looking at the protagonist succubus who said these words with a big grin, Xiaobai rolled his eyes except for rolling his eyes - just kidding. It's not like he hasn't seen the skills of the protagonist succubus. He also knows exactly what level Sid is. What fiancée is a princess of the upper world? I don't even dream of playing like this. Is bullying Xiaobai uneducated?

"So, this guy is probably because of his bad popularity, and he has enemies in Naratiel, and even Sid is going to kill him. He couldn't help it, that's why he ran out. Absolutely, yes. Xiaobai then reinterpreted what the protagonist succubus said in a way that he could understand.

God is pitiful, only this time, the protagonist Succubus is at least half of the truth.

Next, the atmosphere of the banquet gradually became lively. After the two or two drinks went down to the stomach, Xiaobai's brain was not very sober. Then, he joined the braggart bandwagon. The two of them pushed their glasses and changed their glasses, eating meat and drinking wine, and bragged about what they had done during the time they had left Naratair.

From this point, you can see the difference between the protagonists Succubus and Xiaobai.

The protagonist succubus brags, talking about how many demons he killed, then demons, and then entering thousands of households at night. For example, when I went to the mansion on Qianmen Street, I fed buns to Xiaohua, how much money was raised, and how many good things I did for the multiverse.

And what Xiaobai said was that he traveled to those scenic spots during this period of time, and when he arrived at those places, he met whom. Then a ghost and a sword roam in the bottomless abyss. Hone your swordsmanship and defeat which opponent or something......

That's it, that's it, although it's said that the two people say things completely differently. But just be happy. The protagonists Succubus and Xiaobai chatted very happily, drank no less wine, and ate no less meat. I just mixed it all afternoon, and when I saw the evening, a service staff came over and said that it was going to close.

"It's closed...... Good, good, good......" Xiaobai drank in a daze. Then after saying a few good words, he was ready to pull the protagonist succubus away - where can the service staff let them go? She hadn't paid yet—and she mentioned paying so vaguely, and Xiaobai suddenly woke up.

He didn't have a dime on him. (To be continued)