Chapter 229: Donkey

I don't know if Yao Ming will appreciate what I've done for him, but as an American with a Chinese heart, there's only so much I can do, and I want him to be strong enough to make me the main coach Charles this summer? Barkley also did not hesitate to kiss the ass of the donkey. However, Yao Ming still didn't find his rhythm in this game, although he kept thinking, kept thinking about getting rid of my defense and throwing himself into basketball.

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The Wizards won the game and won four in a row, Yao Ming was completely blown out by me, he played 31 minutes and only scored 8 points, 6 rebounds, compared to my 24 points, 12 rebounds, and 2 blocks, Yao Ming's title is obviously full of water, I can imagine how many people in the newspaper the next day will be scolding Yao Ming for being stupid, scolding Dawson for being blind, and scolding Rudy? Tomjanovich's training is weak.

Yao Ming was disappointed, maybe he was full of hope for this game, maybe it was because I gave him some hope of explosion yesterday, but obviously this game disappointed him, he still didn't burst, he still didn't play the number that satisfied him, and his figure who hurried to the home team's dressing room after the game looked so helpless.

I am not as happy as I imagined, although he is the hope of the people, I defeated the hope of the people, but I defeated a Yao Ming who is still sleeping, once he wakes up from his sleep, when he adapts to the world, he will create enough trouble for me.

I finished changing my clothes and followed Michael? Jordan and Doug? Collins went to the press conference, and as soon as I entered the press conference, I was stunned, although I had a hunch, but I never expected that there would be so many reporters. The room is more than 1oo square meters and is full of people, cameras everywhere, microphones and wires everywhere.

"I'm xx from China, what do you think of this year's champion show Yao Ming's swing

Law? ”

"May I ask Mr. Collins, when do you think Yao Ming will be able to wield his strength!"

"Mr. Brown, do you think Yao Ming will reach any heights and surpass O'Neill?"

"Mr. Francis, the cooperation between you and Yao Ming is still in the run-in stage, when do you think the cooperation between you and Yao Ming will get better?"

"Mr. Tomjanovic, Yao Ming is not able to play basketball on the court, should you try to change to a point guard?"

All the questions revolve around Yao Ming, and whether some questions should be asked or shouldn't be asked, the reporters poured out all these questions in one go. I finally understood the madness of the Chinese people, although I used to be proud of Yao Ming, but I was not proud of this narcissistic Cheng dù, think about Yao Ming Yue O'Neill, you know how ridiculous it will be. O'Neill is past his prime, even so, Yao Ming at his peak does not have too much advantage in the face of the big shark O'Neill in the later life, not to mention that he is just a rookie now.

We can be proud, but not to the point of such narcissism, and I would love to say out loud, can you face up to the facts! This is the NBA, not the CBA! But obviously I don't have the guts.

Yao Ming played in such an environment, I can imagine how much pressure he has, he is not only the champion, he also has the hope of 1.3 billion people on his shoulders, although these 1.3 billion people have also given him great support and given him great commercial value, but the pressure they put on Yao Ming is enough to crush that tall figure.

After answering countless boring questions, follow Michael? Jordan left the press conference behind him.

Nobody, Michael? Jordan suddenly laughed self-deprecatingly: "It's crazy, dare to ask any question, dare to say anything, even better than Charles?" Barkley still has a big mouth! ”

"Huh!" I smiled and didn't speak, but I felt that my face was really hot, and I blushed a little bit about the problems of the Chinese people. How easy it would have been for O'Neill! Francis is already an All-Star, so if you change a point guard, wouldn't you want to change a point guard who is better than an All-Star?

"You said that if Yao Ming really scored more than 19 points, would Charles go and kiss Kenny? Smith's ass? "Michael? Jordan asked with an interested smile.

"It should be!" I nodded.

"Yes! If Charles? Buckley didn't admit it, and the Chinese didn't eat Charles, and even if they didn't eat him, it would be a trouble to block his door every day to interview him. "Michael? Jordan found a reason for himself.

"Still, you say let's Kenny? Smith undressed in front of a national audience, revealing his sexy ass, I really don't know who won the game, how do I look like Kenny? Smith lost! ”

"Kenny? Surely Smith wouldn't have undressed in front of a national audience, not even a duck, let alone a celebrity like him? Maybe he'll think of something else! I said lightly.

"What other way can I think of than kiss his picture, or kiss his mannequin? If it were me, I would have put a layer of glue on the mannequin so that Charles's big mouth would never be able to take it off. "Michael? Jordan looked like he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

"It doesn't have to be a kissing mannequin, is it?" I said with a snicker.

"What's not a mannequin?" Michael? Jordan was surprised!

"O donkey! If you think about it, Charles was talking about kissing Kenny's ass, ASS has two meanings, one is the ass, and the other is the donkey, maybe Kenny will let Charles kiss the donkey? "I spoke of the Hereafter.

"Donkey? Kissing a donkey? "Michael? Jordan thought for about three seconds, and suddenly laughed and said: "How does your kid's head grow, you can fucking think of such a good method, I'll call Kenny quickly, ***, it's strange if you don't kill Charles this time, let him kiss the donkey is absolutely photogenic!" ”

Michael? Jordan said as he pulled out his phone and gave it to Kenny? Smith dialed in.

"Kenny, I'm Michael, Michael? Jordan! ”

"Aren't you still fighting to win Charles? Is it nerve-wracking how to deal with Barkley in the future? Kwame has come up with a very good idea for you! That's a great way to do it! ”

"It's really amazing! You don't let Charles kiss your sexy big ass, you let him kiss your ass, isn't the other meaning of ass a donkey? You buy a donkey, you just ask Charles to kiss the donkey you bought, preferably a mouth-to-mouth kiss, ha. ”

"What? If you buy it, it's not easy to sell, won't you fucking rent a donkey? Idol! Right! I know some farmers, I'll help you ask them if they rent donkeys there, ha. ”

Michael? Jordan hung up and gleefully talked about him and Kenny? Smith consulted the end result.

"Ding......

My phone rang, I pulled out the phone and looked, was it Charles? Buckley!

I know I'm finished!

"Kwame! You little bastard, *** won't think of some good tricks, you can fucking come up with such a thing as a donkey, you're really fucking bad, so bad! I've been training with you for nothing this summer, you see, I'm going to let you know next summer......

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