Chapter 104: The Watershed Sister Masturbation

The bedroom brothers, who have always been trusted by Long Yang, the two golden goalkeepers of Netcom District 6, regrettably absent from the top priority of this Shen Da masturbation circle. Long Yang, Duan Xiuxiu, and An Ling, who were packed inside, looked nervously at the members of the organizing committee while shouting, 'There are no machines, there are machines to report', and they were doing registration at the same time, which made them feel empty.

This time the school team selection is in response to the upcoming big wave of competitions in the new year, representing his university to compete around is the biggest dream of an amateur college Luther, and more importantly, Shen University has a fund made by the students of the Department of Finance, which is raised by the student union in the form of donations from the students, and is jointly invested and operated by the teachers and students of the School of Finance. This money will eventually be handed over to the school team after the end of a year and used as funds for the southern and northern wars on behalf of Shen Da's friends.

So far, after more than half a year of open and transparent operation, the money used by finance students to invest and practice has changed from the original 6,540 yuan and 5 cents to 10,200.

There will be this kind of semi-annual rate of return mainly thanks to the professor of finance who took office last year, and this bunkered transcript has also become his personal business card in school, it is said that because of this, he has been invited to be a private financial expert, and this professor has been poor all his life and finally mixed up.

The establishment of this fund reflects the popularity of the game League of Legends and how much it is loved by everyone, of course, the main reason is that Shen Da died too miserably in the college cup last year. The students felt that if some commercial practices and material incentives were not introduced to trigger competition, Shen Da Luthor would probably not dare to say hello to people from other schools after next year's college cup, and he would not even dare to raise his head for such a thing as a beautiful girl outside the school to win glory for the school.

Long Yang didn't care about the 10,000 yuan, which was also expected by everyone, but everyone except him cared very much about this huge amount of money. Among them, these 'everyone' include An Ling's sister, who spoke very vigorously on Long Yang's side.

An Ling is currently reviewing and making a deep self-criticism of his behavior of asking Long Yang for lunch, Long Yang for supper, Long Yang for snacks, and diet pills for his sisters in the bedroom.

Although Long Yang was very willing to pay the bill for An Ling, An Ling felt that if he wanted to continue like this, he could probably only marry him to repay his material support for himself, and An Ling didn't want to do this. She doesn't think Long Yang is the kind of man who can be a husband, this guy is too unmotivated, even if he is a rich second generation, he can't mess around all day long, and even playing a game has become a little unenterprising recently.

Duan Xiuxiu has already drawn a clear line with Long Yang's money early, she is surprisingly thinner than An Ling in this regard, she has been self-reliant since she came back from Shanghai, only two days ago Long Yang persuaded her to transfer to the district Telecom for a while There are some economic connections, and it is just a game account full of heroes.

The two girls who are missing the meal ticket are like squirrels in the fall, and they have already begun to prepare the acorns for the winter, and the 10,000 yuan that the fund has kicked out is their goal.

Long Yang especially listened to An Ling's words, and slapped his chest, saying that he felt that he could win the school team quota this time. In his opinion, at present, the strongest in the entire Shen Da is the sulfuric acid face and the poor god, and it is not a problem to deal with them. It's a pity that League of Legends is a game of five people, and now everyone can't get together, do you have to bring two simple computers to play custom with the opposite side?

Duan Xiuxiu is not such a person who gives up easily, she showed amazing action in front of 10,000 yuan, and made a phone call to a friend who was traveling in Shenyang - Peach North.

The little friend of Peach North has a very sweet mouth, and Duan Xiuxiu is dizzy with a mouthful of sisters, and she completely forgets her idol Bai Xiaobei's warning about her sexual orientation, and the day before yesterday, when Peach North ran to Shenyang to play, Duan Xiuxiu even entertained her to take a bath.

As an escort, An Ling will never forget the expression of a girl in the women's bathhouse with her round eyes and drooling with happiness on her face, and she always feels that after soaking in a pool with Peach North, she is no longer pure.

Calling for foreign aid is an explicit prohibition by the Organizing Committee of the Shen University Varsity Team Trials. However, as long as no one complains, these supernumerary personnel seconded from the student union can't tell whether the team members are Shen Da or not, so as long as they find foreign aid, don't make a handsome household name like Bai Xiaobei and insist that they are members of their own team.

At this critical moment, Duan Xiuxiu made a phone call to Peach North, and she said directly that she took a taxi without saying a word, but unfortunately, she is now walking around the Forbidden City for sightseeing, and it will take about a year and a half to come over......

"It's okay, you try to rush to our side, I'll delay the time!"

Peach North gestured a military salute to the mobile phone, and replied to the leader's instructions sonorously, "Sister Xiuxiu is okay!" ”

Long Yang saw that Duan Xiuxiu was calling someone, and he was not idle. He took out the mobile phone that didn't even have a camera, and called the working girl who hadn't seen him for a while, hoping that she would come to the rescue.

"Boss, do you have a good job for me?" As soon as the working girl answered the phone, it was this sign-like greeting language. Since the small supermarket closed due to demolition, she has not been able to find a good job enough to support her family. She is now working at a moving company, and has just carried an upright piano to the fifteenth floor, and is eating steamed buns to recover her strength.

Long Yang said in the commanding tone that he always treated her: "Give you an address, come and help me play a game of ADC, and then invite you to dinner after reimbursement of carriage and accommodation, how about it." ”

"Boss, I'm at work right now."

"I hear you chirp and chew!"

"I have a very free job now, and I can eat whenever I want."

"What's the job?"

"Mover!"

Long Yang was speechless, he knew that the working girl was definitely not working as an accountant in a moving company, "MD, I really want to see what your boss looks like." "The person who would find such a beautiful girl as a working girl to carry the furniture, that person must be quite unique.

Boss Long said, your working girl helped me miss work for an afternoon, and it took 200 yuan to make up for the meal, and there will be a bonus if I win, hurry up! If you don't come, I'll change someone else.

The working girl had no choice, so she could only put down the bun and quickly carry another piano to the fifteenth floor, and then complained that the family made two pianos for Mao, while slowly riding her electric car to the meeting place.

104

The foreign aid that Long Yang and Duan Xiuxiu contacted, one was slow and the other was far away, and they couldn't catch up for a while. Long Yang was calling the other people in the dormitory at this time, asking them to come over and make up the numbers. As a result, the chain fell off as soon as the relationship network reached a critical moment, and Long Yang's phone calls were made one after another, but no one stayed in the dormitory at school honestly. The farthest one actually said that he was in a bad mood, and he was sitting on a minibus playing with a handheld and said that he was going to Yingkou for a turn, which was called 'a journey to find himself'.

"Tony Leung of the NMD family went to London to feed the pigeons, you go to Yingkou for a walk! Get out, get out, Lao Tzu's own shadow clone doesn't need your help. With a snap, Long Yang turned off the phone, if he didn't need it now, he would have wanted to drop the phone.

Duan Xiuxiu's side is also at a loss, her sisters either hang around in piles in their spare time, or scatter to their respective boyfriends to do some embarrassing things, and it is basically difficult to get together.

The people from the organizing committee over there are already shouting, 'Is anyone else signing up?' I didn't open the jacket. Duan Xiuxiu and An Ling, who were greedy for money, were very anxious, and they seemed to see the cooked 10,000 yuan grow wings and fly.

Just when the three of them were in a circle, Mushroom Head and Fat Man were ready to get off the plane at the end of their Internet time. The fat man patted Long Yang when he passed by, "I left with my partner first, and I have something to do with the game." The short mushroom head was behind him, with an unhappy expression, "I'll tell you about this kind of thing later, have you forgotten who is the head of the family?" ”

"Okay, okay, you come, you come." The fat man patted her girlfriend's mushroom head like a child, only to be slapped away by the other party's fat hand.

Long Yang instinctively felt that the relationship between the two would not last long, and their personalities were completely discordant, like himself and An Ling. Just when they were about to push open the door of the Internet café, An Ling and Duan Xiuxiu worked together to grab one by one, and then said to the two with an anxious face: "Young man stay, the rivers and lakes are in emergency!" ”

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In this way, the fat man and the mushroom head who were going to go home to play "Block Soul" were forcibly left behind to play League of Legends, but the mushroom head was very active and wanted to help, and he didn't feel troublesome.

Mushroom Head is a complete daughter, who likes to play games but has never been recognized for this interest. Now that she can help others play, this is the first time in her life that she has the opportunity to prove herself with games.

It's rare for the fat man to mix with a girlfriend who doesn't dislike his size, and he tries to coax the mushroom head as much as possible, so the two signed a fake name on the organizing committee to be considered a successful registration, and started their first game after drawing lots.

For this kind of battle with the school personnel, Long Yang's game mentality is quite relaxed. He felt that unless there was a problem with the network, he couldn't lose.

In Shenda's League of Legends player, Duan Xiuxiu has long been a household name, and she was blown out of her training with the GC team before, and now it is rumored in the school that this beautiful player has the level of a professional-level mid-laner.

If you want to talk about professional mid-laner, in Long Yang's opinion, Duan Xiuxiu is really similar. Boss Long has also been in contact with many professional players, and he has some understanding of this group of people.

He drew a watershed for professional players to take Sister Masturbation as the boundary, such as Ah Fei, Hook, Shi Shuang, Huahua, Ink Juice and even Brother Fox, Brother Spider, this kind of player, is obviously below Sister Masturbation. This kind of person can only play the effect of a star in the team, and cannot become the winning point of the team.

Like Lu Zhiqiu, Eye of the Storm, and even his own brother Long Xing, who is obviously much taller than Sister Yang, can generally become the core of a team, in fact, Lu Zhiqiu and Eye of the Storm are originally the souls of their respective teams, and the tactics always revolve around them when they start a game.

For the current Korean monopoly world, Long Yang feels that any tactical routine is messy, and other people's teams are more carry. Even if the five-five group is better equipped than others, it can't be beaten, it's as simple as that, so people can play a little advantage online and directly hold the group, and our Celestial Empire team will kneel.

If you want to win, unless someone comes to take out the bosses in various positions in the country to form two teams, and then everyone doesn't choose meat, only output, and practice for a month with the mentality of going to death when you meet without protection and only attacking, and then practice the skills first.

Long Yang felt that his strength might not be able to handle the masturbation of his sister, let alone Duan Xiuxiu, so even if the two of them could play professionally, it was estimated that they would not be able to rely on their own strength to stabilize their carrying teammates, and the possibility of being carried was relatively high. At the same time, Long Yang also felt that Duan Xiuxiu was more suitable for playing professionally than herself, because she was terrifyingly stable as a midlaner, although the waves flew up, she would not be crushed even if she did not die, and compared with Bai Xiaobei, who could not be crushed, she belonged to the two ways of interpretation of the same kind of player. One is disgusting and the other is very disgusting.

As for their own words, it's much worse. Long Yang has been fighting with two girls who know so many heroes for a long time, and he feels that his only advantage is that there are many heroes, and he can fight a dozen of them if he takes anything.

In the first game, Long Yang took an assist and went down the road with the agile fat man, and the mushroom head chose an Akali who was on the top order with the mentality of proving himself, and he had already collected five heads in less than ten minutes.

The mid-laner Duan Xiuxiu was banned by the enchantress, but her cards were also very aggressive, and she easily pressed forty knives on the opposite side, and forty knives in ten minutes.

Long Yang and the fat man played decently, they didn't look like stealing the limelight of girls, and it was estimated that they couldn't grab it if they wanted to. The fat man was afraid that his girlfriend would play too crazy and overturn the boat in the gutter and cause trouble, so he chose the most secure policewoman to develop slowly, Long Yang also had the same meaning, and chose a wind girl with strong protection ability, and he didn't plan to fight hard at all.

In this way, the advantage of the middle and upper lanes expanded infinitely with time, and Long Yang's opponent really didn't want to continue to be embarrassed, so he surrendered at the twenty-minute mark.

In the second game, the team of the great poor theological senior, who recently became obsessed with buying lottery tickets and saved his small food expenses to invest in this deceptive thing called the 'IQ tax'.

Long Yang talked about this two days ago when he met the poor theolophyr, when he was as thin as the second brother in the dormitory, and said in a melancholy poet-like tone in the sunset: "What I bought is just a sweet dream that can make me sleep peacefully." Then he floated away.

Originally, everyone was still worried about his state, but now that he is running with his spirits to earn the school team, I think he should be fine.

This game is much more normal, the fat man just taught his girlfriend who took eighteen heads, and asked her to choose some stable heroes, this is an important game for others. The mushroom head also listened to the words once, and decisively chose a Zac tower to resist pressure, but he still killed several by passively leading people to rush to the tower.

By the time the team battle began, Long Yang's side didn't have any big advantages, mainly because An Ling's sixth-level lower road gank was educated by the poor theologian's cold ice assistance, and he gave three heads.

As a result, when the normal tower was forced to force the group, the Long Yang side, which had an absolutely delicate operation, inexplicably came to a 0 for 5 under the tower. waited for the other party to resurrect and rushed out again, and was given a 0 for 5.

The fat man's ADC is very Longxing and Mushroom Head's style, and it is like a madman, and the output has not been interrupted almost all the time under the protection of Long Yang.

Long Yang's team battle was absolutely crushed, even if everyone on the opposite side had one more big piece, they might not be able to get benefits under their operation, and they could only hate and worship in the end.

At the same time, Sulfuric Acid Face is in a king duel with the long-awaited White Wolf Z. Long Yang didn't think that there was anything terrible about White Wolf Z, so he decisively didn't look at it, and the results of the game came out, and White Wolf Z's team pushed off the sulfuric acid face in sixteen minutes with a head count of fifteen to three.

"it." Long Yang was stunned when he heard this battle report, it is said that the sulfuric acid face sacrificed the barbarian king he was good at, but it was even blown up in the early stage. At this time, Long Yang wanted to see how the other party played, but he had no chance, because the next game was the final!