Chapter 290: Good Teacher Sigma
That day, Sigma didn't return to Kieli's house until midnight.
The next day, when she slept until nine o'clock, the maid knocked twice on the door and pushed it in.
The necromancer was sleepy-eyed, and saw a stunning and beautiful figure pushing a small dining cart and walked in, the black maid's long skirt couldn't hide her fiery figure with a convex and backward curl at all, and the soft black was long like silk draped on the rounded shoulders, with a soft smile on her face, as if she was looking at her willful brother who was lying in bed, and there was a hint of doting in her helplessness, which was a kind of maid-style tolerance and pampering...... Rub it off! The best! Whether it is body shape or temperament, they all poke the good ball area of Sigma, and they are just perverted families...... Phew, there is such a superb maid sister hidden in the Claire family!?
The necromancer came to his senses in an instant, stared at the beauty close in front of him, the aroma of bread and bacon blended together, and together drove away the drowsiness, Sigma sat up from the bed and stretched: "Good morning, maid sister!" ”
The beautiful maid pursed her lips and smiled, opened the curtains, and let the sunlight shine into the room, and the soft light shone on her beautiful face, stained with a warm halo, and she said softly, "Good morning...... Miss Gilly knew that you came back late last night, so she didn't bother you, she went out to visit the elders, left you a message, and came back before noon. Miss Sierra went back to school early in the morning and left you a message saying I'll see you at school. As for Madame, she also left for the morning to go to the family winery to check the accounts for the month, and also left you a message, saying that all the clothes and cosmetics and cross-dressing props in her secret closet in her house were at your disposal if needed, but remember to disinfect them when they were finished. Especially the genital concealer, she said. She is looking forward to your watch xiàn, as well. If you can emotionally narrate and record the experience of 'a beautiful boy with a bad personality who is so bad that he doesn't talk like a girl, so he incarnates as a peerless pseudo-girl and mixes into the girls' school park with his big [beep-] blood stained the whole of Manholyo' and gives it to her, she will consider marrying both daughters to you......"
"......" is really amazing for a maid lady who can relay such a violent remark to me without changing her face...... That's weird!
Sigma jumped up with a carp, stood on the bed, pointed at the black maid sister, and said: "As far as I know, there is only one woman in the world who can say such a shameless and shameless heavy yellow joke without changing her face and has an unusual hobby for pseudo-mothers!" That's you! Mrs. Claire! ”
“…… Actually recognized!? And, Little Sigma. You are so rude, even if you say the truth, it is rude to treat your elders like this? The maid sister smiled softly, reached out and lifted it, and took off the black fake and pink show that could almost be fake, but the wife seemed to think of something. The smile quickly faded, and he muttered, "It's even better than my husband...... At that time, he dressed up as a young and beautiful little maid to seduce him, and this guy couldn't even come out with his own wife. I pounced on it with a snort, hehe......"
Looking at the wife who kept emitting a low air pressure and faintly black gas was constantly coming out. Sigma once again mourned for "Father-in-law", but the bear couldn't help but be curious. Or he wanted to collect the handle and black history of the "father-in-law", so he took advantage of the situation and asked: "How did he admit his mistake afterwards?" How many washboards did you break on your knees? ”
"Afterwards......" The wife covered her cheeks. Smiled shyly, "He said that as long as I can forgive him, let him do anything...... So I dressed him up as a cute princess Lori, and it was very, very cute! ”
"Mother-in-law" gave Sigma a thumbs up: "I'll tell you, my husband's women's clothes, praise!" ”
…… Fake squid, is this what a mother-in-law should say to her son-in-law!
Sigma couldn't help but imagine what Billy's father would look like in a princess lolita dress - think about it, maybe there was chest hair, leg hair, and arm hair, such a tower-like man was wearing a pink ribbon lace princess dress, and the layers of ruffles on the clothes couldn't hide his blooming muscles, especially the pair of hairy thighs wrapped in pink stockings, which would definitely hold out until they were stranded......
"Seriously...... Sigma said with a blank face, "I want to throw up." ”
"It's not so strict! Trust my makeup skills! Mrs. Claire pointed to her pretty face, "Look here! Look here! My makeup skills have been tested by my brother and brother! ”
…… Thou wicked wife who spoils her brother and harms her husband.
However, it does look like there are two people at all...... If it weren't for the same voice, just looking at the appearance, he really couldn't believe that this was Mrs. Claire, this was already the level of disguise art.
"Yes! Right! Seeing the look in Sigma's eyes, Mrs. Claire seemed to her little tail, "My makeup skills are absolutely perfect...... So, do you need my help? If you want to dress up as a beautiful girl and blend into the school park,I'll fully support you! It's sure to make you the most popular sister in the school park! My makeup is flawless! ”
"No, there are too many flaws to count." Sigma stretched out her hand expressionlessly, pointing at the other party's towering chest, "For example, here, it's too fake, why don't you take out the stuffed stuff inside?" You are a scam and a crime. ”
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Gilly returned home near noon, and after lunch, according to the agreement with the Blood Shadow, the two of them arrived at Nelson City, entered through the west gate, arrived at the Tower Shield District, and walked in the direction of the Manholyo Academy.
That's when Gilly had the opportunity to ask about yesterday, "Why did you come back so late last night?" ”
“…… Why are you going back so early? Listen to the three of you talk about pornography? I spent two hours with your mother today, which was very dangerous, and I always felt that she would drug me and forcibly change me into women's ......clothes while I was unconscious," Sigma sighed, "and there are many things to do, such as gathering some necessary information and ......"
Before he could finish speaking, a man stumbled past Sigma's side, his face anxious, slightly twisted and painful, and he looked left and right, as if searching for something important.
The necromancer's expression moved, and he reached out and put his hand on the man's shoulder: "Sir, stay here." ”
The man turned his head suddenly, although he didn't speak, but his sad and indignant eyes clearly expressed the meaning of "let me go", Sigma ignored it, and said indifferently: "Look at your expression, look at your breathing, listen to your heartbeat, and the deformation of your movements, the amount of sweat on your face - it's a stomach upset, and you suddenly ate too much seafood, your body hasn't adapted for a while, are you looking for a toilet?" There is a big tavern fifty-four meters ahead, but I don't build yì you go there, because the business of this tavern is very good, but the owner is stingy, the toilet is very small, there are only two squatting positions, and it is in a state of waiting in line all year round. I think this is the tower shield area to the west, and the large toilets around it...... Well, yes, the best route is to go twenty meters, turn right at the corner for thirty meters, and go straight ahead until you reach a small park with a relatively large public toilet, where there should be plenty of space. ”
Looking at the other party's uncertain and complicated expression, the necromancer smiled kindly: "Don't panic, things are not as bad as you imagined, calm your mind, don't exercise vigorously, walk over quickly, you will definitely be able to catch up." ”
At the moment of "......", the man's eyes were full of tears.
In times of despair, people are doubly grateful for their generosity.
Although he did not know why this good man, whom he had never met, could tell at a glance that he was having a stomach trouble, and knew why he was having a stomach, and was able to point out the distribution of Nelson's toilets and show him the way, he was willing to believe that it was God's mercy and help to him that he had sent such a good man to appear to him in his time of need.
He trembled and said, "You...... Are you an angel? ”
No, he's a demon!
- The yellow sand paladin behind Sigma shouted like this in his heart.
This guy is talking about gathering intelligence...... Could it be ......
The man with a troubled stomach embarked on the road of redemption with gratitude, and Sigma, who had done good deeds every day, nodded, and when he looked back, now Ji Li was looking at him expressionlessly: "...... Are you going to ruin the whole Nelson on the level of soul and dignity? ”
"Look at what you said." Sigma waved his hand, "How could I be such a saboteur. ”
"Then why did you spend the whole afternoon and half of the night collecting the distribution of toilets throughout Nelson! That's a lot of information! What terrible information! Gilly pointed to Sigma's nose and exclaimed, "I must know it all!" You must have figured it all out! If you wish, you can bury all Nelson's glory and fame lightly! ”
"How is that possible!" Sigma snorted, his eyes were calm, his tone was firm, it didn't look like he was telling a lie, and before the paladin could put his mind at ease, he listened to the necromancer, "That amount of information, you can get it completely in three hours, how can it take such a long time......"
Gilly exclaimed, "What are you doing!!! ”
"Of course, it's a reasonable identity for yourself to blend into the academy." Sigma snorted twice and said proudly, "I, Sigma Washington, have become a great people's teacher......"
“…… You, being a teacher? Jili was shocked, "Teach what!?" ”
The necromancer smiled proudly: "Moral cultivation and humanistic spirit. (To be continued!)
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